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  • all this shit just to take a SHIT xD

  • lol fancy niko 4:16

  • not again xD

  • 1:06 to see fat fuck responsible

  • that was kinda copy of danger food

  • Lol finger at 4:08

  • Wow, does Niko have explosive diarrhea or something? XD

  • So...let me get this straight, Niko went ahead and killed at least 10 innocent people, 2 corrupt cops, hijacked a taxi and caused collateral damage to it, just to go to the bathroom?

  • while nico's driving, whats the name of the song?

  • 2:44

  • he should have gone to burgershot just up the street

  • lol explosive diarrhea lol!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2:45

  • 3:56 thumbs up if you have those glitches too somtimes in the background of gta 4

  • why does no one ever lock their cars in GTA?

  • niko didnt wash his hands!!!!!!!

  • 3 letters

    meaning 3 words

    lol

  • 64 people noticed that he didn't wash his hands....

  • The best video of comedy on machinima hahaha

  • Hahahahaha... funny video.

    simply ... AMAZING!!!

    an amazing driver, in fact.

  • 1:15 "BOOMER!"

  • On top of the door in Clucken Bucket, the bathroom sign said "Cocks"

  • now i know what explosive diarrhea looks like XD

  • LOL i thought roman wants to go bowling x]

  • Imagine getting jacked and the guy screaming "GET OUT THE FUCKING CAR I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!"

  • hey i remember that comfort room in GTA 3 its in Staunton Island ahahaha :)

  • man, you should have made roman say "caasin! let us go bowling!"

  • all of that to use the toilet

  • actually thought it was goin 2 be a drama for the 1st few sec. awesome video

  • @RanXClan TV-R

    R=Rip

  • 0:38 fat guy is like "oh shit, gotta go to the bathroom! too much cola...."

  • explosive diera

  • who else saw that coming?

  • he couldn't just run across the street? XD

  • Killed all those people......just to take a shit HAHAHHAA

  • So that's explosive diarrhea.

  • Niko, wash your hands you filthy fuck!

  • a vasi fude que merda vai toma no cu

  • this should be in th ads of chicken bell

  • Anyone know the song???

  • jesus he's cursing too much.LOL

  • That was inspiring 

  • Was that Monty Python? I actually didn't know that was a reference!

  • i have the same outfit as you on here :)

  • DAMN EXPLOSIVE POOP

  • Does he crap grenades? Holy exploding shit!

  • @racerkid6980 Holy sh*t grenades of Antioch! (Monty Python reference)

  • @racerkid6980 Its Explosive Diarrhea, DUH!!

  • 58 people...disliked this video

  • awesome video loved it. so funny LOL.Niko is a fucking maniac

  • If I had a dollar for every time Niko said fuck or shit then I would be a rich man. lol

  • Wash Your Hands!

  • 3:56 ... ah i made it

  • 1:45 "VOZIS KAO DA SI SLEP!!!"

  • @kungensick congrats, you won a cookie

  • @LolZakJoost11 A da mi popusis malo kitu, je li? Sta kazes na to, smartass???

  • @kungensick uhm... what?

  • @LolZakJoost11 sorry for his languish he tried to say: VOZIS KOA DA DI SLEEV!!!

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  • be advised! clucking bell gives you exploading shit!

  • HE DIDNT EVEN WASH HIS HANDS!!!

  • at 4:07 his pinky is broken

  • poop crap fudge shit is all he says

  • poop crap fudge shit

  • all of that chaos just to do a crap LOL

  • pooooooooooooooooooo

  • i fart in public places as well loud ones

  • CCOOOLL!!!

  • Even though I keep hearing all of Niko's rants, it still cracks me up!!!

  • Damn that was Nice And holy crap no wonder people run from nikos farts he smells so bad roman could probably smellhim over the phone LOL Explosive diarrhea :D

  • Damn, Niko shits grenade lol

  • @DCN0B LOL!

    Exploding shxts!!!!

  • that pizza should be all... mushed and all over the place, u will be having a pizza smoothy

  • This summer, What critics call an 'Exciting Thrill ride', One man will risk his life...to find a working toilet.

  • !he didn't wash his pussy hands!

    kkkkk

  • i feel like taking a crap now LOL

  • Cool Video, but almost the whole thing is in "tilt-cam" this can be bo too disorienting on my eyes

  • Lol :) Awsome video :) 5/5

  • I've had days like that, he must have a gluten intolerance too.... :P

  • Men we have found a new weapon

  • i need to go toilet now!

  • u went threw all that just to get to a bathroom lol

  • talk about explosive! ROFL!

  • fucking hell i love this

  • The highest rated comments ruined it for me... again!

  • ''ah man this is bullshit'' how ironic..

  • HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA very good i like it *-*

  • Im suprised he didnt shit his pants before he got there

  • Roman always calling at the most inopportune times.

  • @Cvinxten there is never an appropiate time in GTA. :)

  • God, I wonder how are they able to get all the camera angles and the pedestrians or characters to talk.

  • exploding farts lol

  • Rated-ED for Explosive Diarra. Not for Da kids.

  • @TRSRM niko is Russian

  • @XFunnyfartfilmsX niko is so epic, he is EUROPEAN AND RUSSIAN

  • YOU HAVE FUNNY FACE

  • calm down Niko ,Roman cant help it he only goes to the diner for food because of titties

  • Cock a doodledoo (Random guy)  wahhhh its that guy from the news (niko farts) everyone screams and runs

  • Lol he had to REALLY take that crap

  • I see you have problem whit door in chickin bell.When you edit video the first door disapierd

  • 51 persons are badass and doing fart in public places

  • ahhahahahahahha

  • explosive shits

  • Niko should have washed his hands lolz XD

  • 52 people didn't make it to the toilet.

  • wonder how many times did he said the verb fuck in this video.

  • I bet if Niko stayed in Russia he wouldve ended up in Spetnaz considering how badass he is

  • @Itachiroxs66 Niko isn't Russian.

  • @TRSRM Niko is serbian dude, It says it in the beginning of the game plus, when you play the missions for playboy nicko even says he isnt russian

  • @ThePillsburyninja I remember Niko saying that he was European, not serbian

  • @Tshokka In the very begining Niko speaks to Roman, and Roman says, Sorry Cosin my Serbian is not so good.

  • lol explosive diarhea

  • 4:10....his right hand was hurt by the explosions in his ass when he tried wiping it...

  • did he ate some c4 for lunch??

  • his ass is a fucking C4 charger!!! O.O

  • this is awesome vid you are famous lol!!

  • 4:09 ;ppk at his right hand while hes walking

  • Is Cockin bell hasn't a toilet?! Why did he run away from there?

  • what is the song at 1:46?

  • niko will cuse you out when he has to use the bathroom

  • Niko likes his baddy language!

  • Machinima makes a piece of crap real aewsome! ;O<==8

  • So that's why I went to that bathroom and it was on fire...

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 3:37 he must realy blew it up in there =/

  • " explosive" diarrea

    

  • lol

  • I CANT STOP FACKING LAUGHING!!!

  • the worlds a better place when he takes a shit

  • 3:01 Boodalla! 

  • Poor Niko, should start carrying around Pepto

  • ohhh my goood XDXDXDXD fucing good! XDDDD

  • lol ! he eats a burger and after that he shits grenades with their pin out. niko bellic the worlds firt grenade launcher who doesnt wash his hands! the army is gonna recruit him for sure.

  • damn at 3:14 :D:D:D:D fartzzz :D

  • would've been hilarious if he threw someone out of the bathroom stall

  • I was in that situation people. It sucked. But I washed my hands after the shit.

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  • THE ENDING IS SO FUNNY

  • That's what I call explosive diarrhea.

  • @Cvinxten LOL

  • @glolib6 But i speak Russian and i understand Niko bcuz hes speaking Russian......

  • @glolib6 Well then why do i always here him shouting in Russian.

  • 4:10 Dr. Evil pinkie.

  • 1:38 to 3:16 looks like a scene from crank

  • the retarted part though, is that he drove halfway acroos town to take a dump in an even uglier bathroom, what all he had to do was go next door

  • wtf

  • 4:16 whats up with his finger? xD

  • Niko is so Russian. look at all the anger inside him. hes like me! and i felt that way about an hour ago after eating at Olive Garden

  • @TheBassguy1 He's actually Serbian.

  • @DriftKing18594 No, hes not. people just say that. i speak russian and i understand most of things he says (most bcuz im still learning) like one time i heard him yell out мудак (moo-dahk) which means asshole. hes speaking russian, so, idk what else says hes russian.

  • that dude had to shit so bad he blew that bitch up 3 times. roflolmao he lit that bitch on fire lolololololololololololololol!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Roflmao

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • stupid but funny

  • lol xDD funny

  • nice drifting

  • xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD very funny!! :DD

  • Very funny video and great editing.  What's with the flashing going on in the scenes?

  • Thats what I call explosive diarrhea

  • yye ye super cool video please dont stop it more more gta4 videos please

  • He didn't wash his hands......

  • hahaha awesome

  • the song that begins when he's on the taxi is Nirvana Gate by Berserkyd

  • jajajjajajjajaja

  • Lmao explosive diarhea

  • Yeah not very funny at all so yeah um....1star

  • @Freaks410 u suck! idiot

  • @789Gta

    haha... u suck, how original... this machinima DO suck, it's not as good as the other ones

  • 3:50 < the liberty xD

  • Шикарно! +100500