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  • I was a French Maid during university in the USA but it was only because I did not have time to think of a better outfit. I didnt like the attention I got at the time. Every guys fantasy to have a French maid I guess. Next Halloween I want to be Trinity from the Matrix movies, maybe a female wraith or Elena from the vampire diaries. I love Science Fiction and Horror!

  • Yeah, I moved to Stockport outside of Manchester. I spent my first Halloween here and it was so funny. It seemed like most of Manchester was drunk that night. People were literally falling out of the front doors of pubs. There were so many men dressed in drag. I guess English men know how to tap into their feminine side. It was so funny!

  • Oh my lord.. You looked so different in 2006

  • You forgot chavs shoving lit fireworks up people's postboxes.

  • Why every halloween do the english speak about America when just over the border Scotland have been doing halloween before America was discovered.

  • 1:30 to 1:47 hahahahahahaahahaa

  • ''core your apples'' did I hear it right?

  • If your from England why not dump ice cold i meand realy realy cold water on the trubble makers and the mums get the little kids candy from the store and have a move/sleepover night with som XBOX360 with friends Halloween needs to come to a stop it can be a bad influnce on younger kids and other than the little kids being able to dress as thare favorite cartoons but i do belave that older girls use halloween to dress up in trampy outfits that end up geting them raped

  • Well lets all try to make Halloween better in England. I know I will. :-)

  • I am an American who will move to England soon. Halloween is my favorite holiday. I don't believe its that bad over there. :- p

  • @xymoxkat living in england around halloween, all i can see is that i wish it was like american halloween. Halloween over here is just for annoying pricks who want to go around in a scream mask nocking down peoples doors, maybe a few drunken house parties, and girls dressing up as slutty nurses etc. xo

  • @xymoxkat you moved here yet?

  • haha, loving your accent, you sound like Guy Martin. Well living in London, no one trick or treats anymore. I think it's because of the nasty kiddy fiddlers around these days and the fact that it is too dangerous to go out when the 'youths' start loitering around...god, I wish I lived somewhere rural!

  • I actually agree with you on most of this stuff we had 16 year olds shouting abuse through the letterbox because we wouldn't open the door, but I'd say that bricking windows and the egg stuff is more for the night before?

  • exuse to kill people??wtf..

  • Anonymous call, a poison pen

    A brick in the small of the back again ...

  • wowww anddd people say london is bad lol

  • Funny lad. Thats how it is :)

  • "to rape".....LMFAO!!!

  • I'd love to hear you do American and other accents. That'd be interesting^^

  • hallaween int nottin loik at ere boh woi uz makkin op sheet nd oi int makkin vid responce cos oi gt beta things to doo

  • man im glad i live in the U.S sorry to hear you're misfortune.. chevs are GARBAGE from what youve explain on your vids.

  • @mega666angel

    Nah they're alright. Funny :L

  • Man, you need gym. Chavs just ignore me...

  • halloweens great

    i like to play a game called "close the curtains, turn the lights off and pretend youre out"

  • youve got it the wrong way round

  • whatr?

    

  • its not too bad where i am in Liverpool, but my best mate's from the lowers an its not pretty down there durin it all. but he got so fed up he just startd puttin all sorts of rubbish in the sweets, so the tossers were got wats comin to em.

  • GET A BIGGER GUN!!! LAD.............

  • yh i live up north nd ppl egg ur houses nd dey hardly answer d door aswell :(

  • And I don't think you come across as angry at all. You are simply expressing quite rationally and calmly, your experience. Great! :-) ~God bless~

  • I hope you managed to have some harmless fun, because in my social scene we had a great time, taking a break from all of the 'stress'. Everyone let go of their inhibitions whilst dressed up I noted and they were extraordinarily friendly. Superb! ~God bless~

  • "now a days they call it trick or treat'n, in my day they called it bloody mug'n!'-paul o' grady

  • @strathpipe mate calm down hes making a joke of it. people go egging in england alot and it is abit of a crap time of year my house has been egged quite a view times but hes he's making a joke of it calm down

  • @MrGeorge07 Did not mean to come across as angry I was laughing actually.

  • @strathpipe sorry it just sounded abit of a in your face message

  • Ghetto day in England

  • down south where i come from

    you may get egged by chavs but our chavs are wanna be's

    its all a bit fake realy

  • hahah this is greattt!!

    In the US (besides getting candy) Halloween is basically just an excuse for girls to dress in slutty french maid costumes and get completely wasted at parties

    thumbs up if im speaking the truth! :p

  • I LAFFED SO HARD... :)) its how u react and the shit u say, i love it ;D

  • @savie444 I don't think it's funny that some people in Britain feel terrorised, due to the lack of faith here.

  • @BritishSnail that didnt relate to my comment. I just said how he acts in his video's are funny..

  • @savie444 Oh, ok sweet pea. Have a very beautiful, deeply blessed Christmas. Love and ~God bless~

  • holy crap....so you're saying people will kill you for trick-or-treating?

    some bullcrap.....

    haha i love it

  • is it ruff were u live coz in the south (i live in sussex near london) its not were i liv we still hav chavs lol

  • you are amazing xxxxxxxxxxx Effing legend x

  • what day is Halloween in England because are Halloween is Sunday, October 31st 2010

  • @845763lola The same.

  • you make england sound so crap, i can honestly say i have never been raped on halloween.

  • @trnled This is his experience, so let's pray that this situation resolves itself soon, as we all start to live some real values, hopefully lead from the top eventually!!!

  • i know this is a really big ask but can you please make a video of your nabourhood like show us around where you live please i really want to see what its like where you live cuz round where i live in england you dont get as many chavs no more and i want to see what u have to live with inbox me mate.

  • @ThemediaTutorials1 Sound request.

  • @BritishSnail wtf

  • @ThemediaTutorials1 Hi ThemediaT, are you referring to something in particular?

  • @BritishSnail why you put sound request

  • @ThemediaTutorials1 I don't know what you're talking about.

  • i think your the funiest person on youtube keep making videos

  • dude/m8, u sounded downright miserable. but believe me, being a teen and growing up in any other part of the world is not a fairy tale. it's about growin up. it's crappy, but u get used 2 it.

  • Trick or Treater's don't get in my garden anymore. My dad got pissed off to the point that he's grown conifer trees around our whole garden, built a wooden archway at the end of the path and put in a 6 foot gate with 3 bolts on it. And at Halloween he puts chains around it for extra security. Sounds slightly hostile, but who's family has a peacful 24 hours over Oct. 31st?

  • @XxXHeavenElevenXxX Your dad sounds like such a faggot.

  • @JordDRFC Maybe. Or maybe the amount of kids who have turned into complete wankers have forced it upon him. And this is coming from a 16-year-old. Plus, the area we live in is quite secluded, so any little twats who do turn up target the our house and the houses around us.

  • true very true but swindon at Halloween omg

  • hahahah lol happy holidays indeed =P but yeah, chavs will use any excuse to egg someones house and set fire to the front lawn. for me it's an excuse to dress like a pirate and get totally piss headed XD in the privacy of whoevers house the party is at, not wondering the street and scaring small children like some people *cough cough* chavs!! *cough*

  • my most memorable halloween experience in London having a four year old chav with a ripped garbage bag cape on asking for money at about 10'oclock at night while his crack head mom stood about five feet away. That was a culture shock experience.

  • @dollsnatch We need to pray for them.

  • i think its just were u live lol you poor bastard u need to get out of there

  • haha,, too right,, chavs egged my house last yr lol,, its woz all over the windows and the roof nd even on our cars,, not good! lol :P

  • i feel like this is some kind of horror story seriously why does nobody do anything i swear i would go over there and build my house up like in the movie i am legend and if it was really bad i would grow the balls to put those port holes in the metal window to blow some heads off but i'm just kidding...no i'm not...yes i am...you decide

  • it happens over here in wiltshire lol

  • I can only understand every third word. WTF is he talking about?

  • @Eurotrash4367 Maybe you need to get your ears cleaned out then.

  • houses always get egd nd tht over here x

  • Halloween here in the USA has become a bigger and bigger holiday over the last 25 years. In fact, it has become second only to Christmas. Also....it is not just for children here.....adults have costume parties etc.....favorite American Halloween party food: apple cider, pumpkin pie, candy covered apples on a stick, popcorn balls,......and if you have never tried buttered and roasted (add salt too) pumpkin seeds you are in for a big surprise, they are great.

  • It makes me so glad that my neighbourhood is decidedly middle class, we still get trick or treaters but there even going down in my neighbourhood, only the Upper-Middle class still do it.

  • Halloween started as an ancient tradition. People once believed that there were two worlds, a living world and a world of spirits and that at one point during the year they would be connected and spirits would come around and run amok, etc etc. They dressed like monsters to scare the bad spirits. Basically it started from supersitions. typical.

    Today Americans dress as scary things (or completely retarded shit, like cheerleaders) and go out at night. I`m not sure when candy got involved.

  • is it still this bad 4 years after you filmed this?

  • how many razor blades have they put into the fruits? or drugged the candy? This is on the news here in America.

  • @mweagle777 : compared to our huge population in the USA these news reports of people getting drugs and razor blades in their candy is almost nill.....and....in almost every case I can remember it was someone in their own family that did it and used halloween as the cover up to do the evil deed. I can guarantee you that thousands more people in the usa die from choking themselves on thanksgiving turkey bones than die to tainted halloween candy

  • where in england are you from, you sound like you're from the north

  • he's from Leigh in the North West.

  • You are like my new favorite person!! The accent definitely adds to the charm!! Ur brilliant!! & quite mental! Is a good combination! haha

  • Sad... but considering your description of life in England in your other videos I can only assume you don't live in a very good neighborhood in England. Usually in the US your only have people vandalize property on mischief night which is the night before Halloween. It is becoming more and more of an issue every year where I live with the people doing it getting more and more aggressive in their egging and toilet papering of houses and cars. They break windows and slash tires in the bad areas.

  • "Halloween over here is an excuse to kill people"

    LMFAO!

  • haha this is funny:P dont forget the bricks through windows and chavs with airrifles and bb.guns

  • I wonder if what you're describing is closer to the original Halloween, only without the demanding of human sacrifice.

  • cool

  • this is sad, you should move to america, or at least a better part of the UK. :/

  • tricker fucking treat lad lol

  • Haha "to kill people with knives and shit" loves it!

  • haa this dude is funny and he speaks the truth haa true british! :D

  • hilarious... become a fan of him on facebook !! (Y)

  • i fucking love this guy,hes so funny but so true,the true voice of britain

  • i fill so bad to you have you been to the US

  • In this town that's the armpit of Massachusetts (Charlestown), a friend of mine was sitting in her house on Halloween, and someone shot a .32 caliber gun at three of her windows.

  • are you fucking retarded ?!?

  • Haha, hilarious :P

  • i thought usa was more violant place and england more peacful..

  • it isnt trust

  • @IMNOTAMEM5 Because of chavs, it`s not peaceful.

  • well a dont no where ur from but it must be full of rough people because that doesnt go on in my area

  • lol this is hilarious

  • tricka-fukin treat lad! lmao!

  • ye lol

  • This is an Anglo-Saxon Party!

    British Isles, U.S.A & Canada, Australia & N.Z, R.S.A and Israel!

    Halloween is much better than Carnaval/MardiGras/Entrudo!

  • Not in England it's not.

  • @Grom619 Even though Halloween started in England.

    It used to be all those good things when it was a real event, but that was a long time ago. I learned that Halloween (and Christmas) were very unpopular in England for a long time because of Christianity getting in the way.

  • so exactly when did halloween start in england? when i was living there in the early 90's nothing like that was going on and the first time I heard of it was after i moved to the states. I ask because BBC 1xtra states that people will be going to partys and all. So let me know.

  • im english, and everything that guy said in the video is fucking true. in halloween i'll go to america or canada then come back after. just sucks here.

  • Well damn, that sucks. Halloween is so much fun!

  • 1.35 tiny lil chav out the window haha

  • my local chippy got done over and was closed for a whole week

  • I just want to set the record straight! I live in England and yeah there is trouble that goes down it rough areas, but mostly people where I live seem to take part in Halloween like Americans. Not on a grand scale but kids dress up, go Trick or Treating (albeit supervised by adults). Nobody 'Bricks houses' and nobody attacks people with 'sawn off shotguns'...lol! Halloween in the UK is geared more for young adults, not kids, but the way that this guy is painting the picture just isn't true.

  • this is funny! sounds awful. We have wwaayyy better halloweeen!!!!!!

  • Dude its Fucking True!!!

  • Is halloween celebrated the same way like in america?

  • yeah i feel bad fer u haha i was talking to my friend in england about halloween he says its boring there compared to here >=3 its awesome here! its the best haloday ever XD

    jess

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  • Halloween is an American holiday, as much as the English bitch about America one would think that they wouldn't take a part in the celebration... makes a hell of a lot of sense though that England would

  • Thats like saying christmas is a Jerusalem holiday.

  • Halloween did not start in America.

  • @sublime3332000 ...America only inherited Halloween, we didn`t invent it.

  • @shrikechan : you are correct....Halloween was not invented in the USA. I am pretty sure that the Irish brought the custom of Halloween to the USA (please feel free to correct me if i am wrong).....by the 1920s Halloween had really caught on in America

  • xD Shaun off Shoguns. In All honesty, I think you should stand for prime minister. Truly represent England in all aspects. ;D

    But, meh , you probably wont read this comment. ;D

  • I have to say, that truly sucks man. Halloween, is the best Holiday of the year! I'm so sorry!

  • yea what the hell i love halloween ...sounds like england has been hijacked by naughty boys who want to be bad "thugs'

  • That's terribly depressing. I'll be staying abroad in England for this Halloween and it really is my favorite holiday. I wonder what I'll do instead. Thanks for the forewarning, I'll bear it in mind when I'm over there and I suppose I'll see how everything goes.

  • some kids in wisconsin received candy popcorn balls as treats, they died from being poisoned to death

  • dude, i feel for ya, move to whitwick in coalville its great where we live =D

  • i live in manchester too and you are soo right i have panic attacs on halloween

  • He isn't wrong, it's all sadly true. ):

    Unless you live in London.

  • i had fierwork fierd at my gararge in plymouth and my dad chased them with jungleknife and they never came back

  • Do you guys ever have a holiday in peace. Chrismas and halloween are you serious. In the US we just egg or paintball houses or cars but we try to avoid humans.

  • Usually if someone tries to do that and gets caught in the US the owner of the house might just get a 12 gauge shotgun and shoot you in the face

  • so true.. this lad i know went on holiday for halloween, and came back with eggs through his letterbox, a hosepipe through his letterbox too (so when he came back his house was flooded), smashed windows, his car was robbed, set his garage on fire and everything, all by chavs. fucking low life scums, that what they are..

  • personal i dont celebrate halloween, but in all honesty wot he said is true and tht wot halloween stands for anyways. some delusional pricks dropping comments saying shit we dont do tht. halloween celebrates the devils Bday. if ne thing it being celebrated properli.

    am not promoting violence BTW but tht wot the day represents. FUKIN CHAOS

  • I kinda wish you weren't right but you are.

    I live in Leeds, and over here, we used to put a sign on the door reading "Do not disturb, baby asleep" and they'd still attack our house to spite us.

    So now, I give each trick or treater a pack of biscuits, but instead of biscuits, its filled with rusty nails.

    Either that, or I just plunder everything with salt.

  • mad u yanoo lad

  • WHAT THE FUCK!?!? mate i think you have issues. where the hell do you live!? i live in london and i reckon you're talking COMPLETE bull :D

  • OK! if u really want to see wat london is like. watch KIDULTHOOD and ADUTLHOOD. you can watch them both on youtube :)

  • chav in background at 1:35

  • o god, lmao that made my eyes water,xD ye it happens in Essex too...but you get like people knocking at your door, so you answer...they have no mask or anything on,and your like what are you suppost to be , and there like ''i'm a mirror image of your ugly fucking mug'' and barge in and steal your shit xD funny though.

  • i used to think i would love to live in europe now i need to rethink lol

  • Your estate is rough, hearing from other videos, but things like egging and chavs trying to get money out of you happens everywhere!

  • ""your a nob head""

  • hahahahha dude u make me laff! the funniest thing is when u open the door to some 5 year old girl give her sweets then u open the door again to some 6ft chavs wearing scream masks with their trackie b's haha

  • Lol Was pissing myself when you listed out the things they do and you said rape them

  • in 1908 a lady named sally rusa was in the woods looking for a dog until a ghost came and killed her so if ur reading this u will find a bloody body in your closet hanging there haunting you and will kill you and ur family and if u want to stop this just sends this to 6 videos in 30 mins or this will happen good luck

  • I think dem Harry Potter books and movies have got the inglish kids in a wield these last couple yeers,maybe.

  • daaaaaammm, this sounds like a horror story. I taught english people were nice.

  • you are sooooo wrong.

  • My 66 year old grandma got her house egged because she didn't have any sweets left. Bolton, i tell you its the home of the devil. Infact one of the roads coming in is '666' that says a lot.

  • ugh

    why are you so adorable O_O

  • every word he says is literally 100% true lmao

  • My dads car got burnt out on a feild, on halloween :/

  • that kind of wat happens but not around my street some times last halloween my friends home got robed as u said with a knife and some chavs

  • HAHA, liiiiiitle bit OTT bout the chavs attackin ppl...wait t b attacked? lol but thats the comedy of it BAHAHA!!!! U r so funny...normally bout 15+ yr old chavs cum t door... nt even dreesed up bt pulled ther hood over ther 'ed 4 a couple o' sweets or money...they're sooooo gay! I'm a huge fan Jordan, gr8 vid :D xxx

  • Whoa, is this guy serious?!

    Glad I live in America

  • No, well I can't speak for where he lives but certainly not where I live in England.

  • I'm in America, and Halloween is my favorite holiday! Probably due to where I live (Orlando), all the theme parks throw these giant Halloween nights with haunted houses, shows, people chasing you with chainsaws (they're acting), and everything. It's the greatest!

  • dude trust me, in america its only like that when ur young, once ur 14 ur prone to the gang beatdowns if live in da wrong place, like in 08, there was this big thing goin down with the bloods, that spread from Maryland to New Jersey talkin bout they'll kill 30 or 32 women on halloween, i think 3 ended up dead or injured but the police took it as a minor threat...a minor FUCKIN threat. it was sumthin for dudes too but idk wat the bloods said they'd do to dudes, I'd rather fight chavs nigga

  • up my end (newcastle) theres something called hallomugging basically its all in the name other kids mug other kids for the sweets and muny

  • my house gets egged =.=

  • my nan was mugged on the 16th of october ... guess so!! CHAVS! it's true fun and games all holidays i don't know why they don't just call England "SAW"

  • near our house massive robotic chavs come and rape your pets and dig up your grandparents limbs and post them to you with a few fireworks and dog turd from your recently dead pet.

  • it's all fun and games all month long over here for halloween. it's like u said but worse on devils night which is the night before halloween. in saginaw county michigan alone there would be about 70 fires started in one night, houses get egged and teepeed but then they started this volunteer watch now there's proly about 14 fires... detroit's even worse but they have a lot more volunteers

  • hahaha

    agreee'd!

    Happy Halloweeen!

    ;D

  • Im in the midlands, and I got a threatened with a knife trick or treating when I was 12.

  • ha ha ha that is so true lol