Nephilim Freaky

[InternetDarkLord]

Search "Nephilim Free", "is insane" and idiot" are top search terms.

[johndebbra]

you did all that and still have hair LOL

[InternetDarkLord]

Too late now, but....

There were two magic trees, the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, and the Tree of Life.

[TheGarry676]

I never get tired of these videos.

[Ademention]

Is it creepy that as soon was Nephillim's pic popped up my vid freezed?

[BrutusCass]

LOL he's a loonie, and yes you are right he doesn't even know the bible, he never answered my video I made to him I know this is old but I was doing a quick review on past videos;-) great video

[SmoothInstigator]

NF freaks me the fuck out to. Without any warning he'll kill you without raising his heartbeat in the slightest.

[nvalentino75]

Makes you wonder if Balaam's donkey sounded anything like Eddie Murphy.

[Acuraintegraman1]

What does bugger mean?

[TheCaptainLulz]

@Acuraintegraman1 Assfucking

[kalsolarUK]

From my perspective there is nothing to lose as nothing has been taken away.

[MoveOrder]

I have clearly stated in my videos to what has been wrong, and given my view on this issue.

The films can be viewed by all and compared against the original.

Atheism is not a belief that 'nothing happened to nothing'

Design is not a sustainable argument for God.

The video about BASSCHAMP101 is explained and can not be compared with that some believe they won a debate just because they say so.

[MoveOrder]

You are now dangerously close to crossing the boundary of what can be called dialogue.

You realize that others can read this right?

[MoveOrder]

Who cares?

[MoveOrder]

BASSCHAMP101 wondered why no one commented on Nephilimfree's video.

I tried to inform him about why but was not able to.

In what way is that the same as when you and your friends are harassing me with comments in other people's videos?

kalsolarUK should not have to listen to this shit.

I hope he removes these totally irrelevant comments.

[MoveOrder]

Not people Atheistsarenotreal, just harassing idiots.

[MoveOrder]

One of the funniest videos I've seen on YouTube

[BiodegradeableMan]

Nephilimfree is a demented Phillip Gariddo type character and a coward! He will trade insults but once you dismantle his warped insane logic with reasoned argument hes gone! What a sorry bitter, angst ridden, isolated little man.

[ffsnametaken]

Nicely done, I thought the exact same thing when he wanted everyone to browse through his entire favourites and friends favourites etc etc etc. The man is a nutter. If you've seen American History X, you might notice he looks a lot like Cameron, the main bad guy...

[biomanwin]

I posted a comment on his video saying that if he wanted me to do all that work, he should first read the origin of species, then get a bachelors degree in evolutionary biology, and read all the 200,000 published papers on evolution.

[kalsolarUK]

lol, good answer - I'm guessing he didn't approve it!

[blackwolf1272]

great. so full of win I'm gonna have to asplode.

[hackenbollox]

Class on a stick, mate. ROFLMBHAO!

[dwoclan]

i lol'd hard... in a good way

[A3A3adamsan]

Is there a difference between serpent and snake? In my language, they mean the same thing.

[gagnashdiak]

serpent is a snake or a snake-like dragon. Or some flute-like instrument, according to my dictionary :)

But we have to go by the traditional meaning in the Genesis, and there serpent = snake. What a punishment it got: "crawl on your belly!" Not really a punishment for snakes...

[heehawupyours2]

"Or some flute-like instrument, according to my dictionary " - Ahh, so it was a talking flute! It all makes sense now!

By the way, I won't let on about the stolen Ricky Gervais joke if you won't. ;-)

[kalsolarUK]

I've read it cover to cover too. Not wanting to believe will not stop me from burning in hell if the bible is true and the christian god exists. Hopefully - this statement should make you see the obvious - I CLEARLY do not believe in your god. If I thought there was even the slightest chance it wasnt all fairy tales I wouldnt take the risk would I?? I mean..I would have to be clinically insane. It's not a rebelious "denial" its simply that I think its total, total, utter, utter utter FICTION.

[VanDoodah]

Eddie Izzard fan, by any chance?

[yashatono]

the bible isnt even a matter of belief. science has again and again disproven so many things the bible propose as facts that "belief" is no longer even a part of the equation. in order to believe the bible you must deny everything we know to be true, and you must embrace utter idiocy. "god" wants you to believe unconditionally, and this is proclaimed throughout the book you claim to have read.

2 good playlists: Thunderf00t's "why do people laugh at creationists"

and AronRa's "FFoC"

[Boepyne]

I wonder if the guy can smile; he has that same mean little Calvinist mouth that Fred Phelps has.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

HEY!!!

I just had an idea!

Let's make an online Bible-Trivia game show.

Creationists Vs Atheists.

Then we'll get some Christians who reject Creationism to moderate, keep points and choose the questions.

Know anyone who could arrange that?

[kalsolarUK]

Lol, Bible- trivia game show huh? Thats certainly an amusing idea! Not sure who could arrange such a thing but I bet it would be fun to watch!

[AlmightyAtheismo]

Re: Bible-trivia game

It seems like Stickam would be a good forum for that.

[AlmightyAtheismo]

How can they believe it's a book written by God, and then not read it?

If I came home one day and someone I trusted said "Jesus Christ, the One and Only Begotten Son of Almighty Yahweh, the Creator of all that is...left you a post-it note on your refridgerator."

I wouldn't take off my shoes or coat.

I'd go right into kitchen and READ THE DAMN NOTE!!!

But the average Christian is just too intellectually lazy to read their own "holy book"

WTF?

[AlmightyAtheismo]

NephilimFree is the classic example of a "Bible Bluffer".

He goes around pretending to be an expert on the Bible, all the while crossing his fingers that no-one he talks to has ACTUALLY read it.

It's always the same thing with Christians.

Christian: "I believe every word of the Bible."

Me: "Have you ever read it all?"

Christian: "No."

And those are the HONEST Christians.

Many lie hoping there won't be any follow up questions.

[kalsolarUK]

I think you're quite right there - I reckon the more atheistic you are, the more likely you are to have read the bible. A large percentage of believers rely on what they are told at church and the selected bits of the bible they are directed to by their pastors.

[aspiringbum11]

have you read it?

[AlmightyAtheismo]

"have you read it?"

Yes.

[JersterFTW]

you are fucking hilarous! you should run your own talk show like stephen colbert xP

[julzabro]

LOL! U r the 2nd vid I have found about this guy...I must go see this troublesome individual. I'm glad I found yers first!...;)

[hackenbollox]

Brilliant!

You must be somewhere between Birmingham and me (being careful not to reveal too much to the fundies).

Hit me up if you ever get to Manchester.

Excellent. Subscribed.

[paulbottomley42]

Its only a matter of time before he actually kills someone. For real, I think. I agree about the floorboards wholeheartedly.

Also, you are hilarious. I laughed hard :D

[Anonymous247n]

Lol very good video, nephilimfree scares the shit outta me too :)

[spookysaurus]

LMAO!! Now, the question that's on everyone's mind is of course: is NephilimFree's moustache real? Or is it just a caterpillar looking for a warm place to hide? Or is it (as I suspect, because that's what it really looks like) one of those joke stick-on ones that falls off in the shower? Hope he's got a good supply of glue. Or not...

(P.S. I marked IchtusDeogloria's postings as spam. I think his name means something like 'Glory to God the Fish'... lol.)

[mp9yq9tx]

Thanks for the best laugh ive had for some time.

Funny stuff mate :)

[WeedOfCrime]

When Neph told me about his "intense 2-year study of evolution", I pointed out to him that two years of study won't get you through high school, and that two years isn't enough time to become a expert on anything, except maybe masturbation which, admittedly, his videos kinda resemble.

He stopped debating me after that. But after he filled 18 post boxes explaining how the axial tilt of Uranus "disproves" evolution, I was getting a little exasperated by his idiocy.

[IchtusDeogloria]

You dare to call a descent man freaky?

What does this say about you?

Have any clue?

How about the immature name calling and the use of foul language?

What grade are we in again?

Repent, confess your sins, believe in the LORD JESUS and be saved before you're too late waking up in hell..........

JESUS IS LORD!!

[kalsolarUK]

If you're going to heaven..then frankly - I prefer hell, (you wont be there to annoy me, lol). Of course, both of these places are fictional, so no one is really going anywhere.

[IchtusDeogloria]

++Of course, both of these places are fictional, so no one is really going anywhere.++

Of course, I wouldn't bet on it if I were you............

JESUS IS LORD!!

[NihilisticAgnostic]

I think this is Poe's Law in action, yet I'm uncertain. I guess that's the nature of the Law.

[paulbottomley42]

Well, Satre did say, hell is other people. Perhaps you'd be stuck for an eternity with this idiot D:

[zpt4xzpt4x]

listening to you reminded me of eddie izzard, but i am american, so the only options of comparison were between

izzard

gervais

the villain from diehard

one of the pythons

and patrick stewart

[IchtusDeogloria]

You dare to call a descent man freaky?

What does this say about you?

Have any clue?

How about the immature name calling and the use of foul language?

What grade are we in again?

Repent, confess your sins, believe in the LORD JESUS and be saved before you're too late waking up in hell..........

JESUS IS LORD!!

[ParsonBaiter]

Brilliant.

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

If you don't like the man(whoever he is), then don't watch him!

[DevilDinosaur1000]

Why would I rate it 5 stars if i didn't like him!

[NotOrdinaryInGames]

I meant the original video, not this one.

[DevilDinosaur1000]

Someone sent me this video, and i don't know anything about Nephilim Freaky!

[DevilDinosaur1000]

5 stars!

[SuperiorSavior]

He probably doesn't think you caught him out: he'll drop the literalism for a moment, and add details to the bible (!) saying it was the word of god speaking through the donkey.

Does this man know what a synonym is yet? He's like the new venomfang from the ammount of responses this vid has had XD

[kalsolarUK]

yes, he's as nutty as a fruitcake - and I think that on some level he must know it. I still can't watch his videos after dark. lol.

[daveheet]

haha dude you are awesome

[hornedbeast91]

has anyone noticed that youtube atheists look, sound and have better apealing names?

[robindesade]

wahahahaha uber pownage!!!

[fs3d]

Classic Nephilimfree being caught out!

[spookysaurus]

Chance22011: "It never ceases to amaze me how many self-proclaimed biblical experts have no idea what they're talking about."

This is my experience as well. Sure, they can quote the Bible at you (John verse this, Proverbs verse that, Leviticus verse the other) till the cows come home. But ask them something about any aspects of Biblical scholarship (Mesopotamian influences in Genesis, Irenaeus, the Book of Enoch, etc. etc.) and you're met with a befuddled, glassy-eyed stare.

[kalsolarUK]

Quite right..and no one is more glassy-eyed than Nephilimfree. lol.

[SquallLeonheart007]

But of course, more glassy-eyed then not, lol.

[hornedbeast91]

man im terrible at debating against the bible and you know why? because i was raised catholic and the best thing is we never have to read the bible just show up to your sunday school class with a bible and thats it. well thank god i turned out to be an atheist, thank god, oh the irony its killing me

[Faustuss1]

Nephilim is pathetic.

He couldn't provide references to back up any of his statements, and simply said he didn't have to provide any.

[Contrabass101]

You are freaking funny! :-D

Have you been watching a lot of Eddie Izzard?

[adamabra8]

I would have to agree, Niphilimfree IS the scariest guy on the internet. I made a refutation video on a evolution video he did, but I was too afraid to upload it. :P

[kalsolarUK]

lol... I think you should upload it...this guy needs as much embarrasment as can be dished out.

[adamabra8]

I made it after my computer got wiped clean. I might make another one now.

My comp got wiped out after I realized how popular he was in the creationist community. :P

[LucidFlight]

Ahh... it's very rare that I really 'LOL' at videos associated with the whole creationism vs evolution 'argument', but in this case I was actually multi-LOLing :)

That Nephie is dead creepy, isn't he? Ooh, by gum! Wouldn't want to be alone in the house with him.

The talking donkey — sheer, flippin' genius!

Brilliant stuff, mayte. Brilliant. Luv yer work. 6 stars if I could give 'em, but alas, only 5 for you today, sir.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go wipe the tears from me eyes.

:)

[RosieDesire]

I love you....

See... the talking Donkey ... everytime..

[kalsolarUK]

damn donkey... can't seem to shake it off. lol.

[urbanelf]

Christianity has a talking donkey?!?!?!? Where do I sign up?

[andysterdam]

hahahaahahha, i just watched a video from that sweaty-palmed child molester look-alike and you're spot on with the impersonation & commentary!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thanks...if you really want a nephilimfree terror trip watch part 2 of his warfare of spirits videos. It's ok until towards the end where at one point I almost jumped out of the window.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

I just watched it on your behest and (a warning to all who enjoy horror fiction: a spoiler coming) the "shut up and lie still" -bit really startled me. He has a gift for dramatization, after all he was impersonating a demon or something. Setting a peaceful mood for such a long time and then leaping suddenly leaping forward... You rarely find that kind of ambient building in post-Scream horror.

[MathewGSmith]

Did you look at that zip file with his video? Comedy Gold. He even has a few pages that thoroughly destroy his arguments, that part could have been better thought out. My favorite bit so far is a Kent Hovind video filed under 'deceit'. A few of them are decent arguments for creationism, if you lack the knowledge to see the direct falsifications.

[kalsolarUK]

I havent delved into it yet..but I'm sure it will provide much joy when I do! Sounds like it will anyway, lol.

[blackprince84]

Some people! You wonder how they function in real life, get a driver's licence, or do ANYTHING that requires thought.

[BlueDesertScorpion]

Nephilimfree must be put to death,his male children smashed against the rocks,his house burned to the ground and the women in his family taken as sex slaves........OHHHH,I apologize, I been reading the Bible lately,lucky I stopped reading,two more pages and who knows what would have happened

[A4AgnstcFndmntlst]

lol. An ass exposed by a talking ass.

[Metaleks]

Excellent video!

[kalsolarUK]

Yes, I can be a talking ass at times...lol.

[corridorofpower]

Nephie's challenge video was simultaneously the most disturbing and the funniest I have ever seen!

What a nut!

[kalsolarUK]

yep..there is something ultra creepy about this guy. But the entertainment value of watching him tie himself in knots without realising it makes him worth watching.

[otakursed]

lol! I fear you've not enough wall space for such a thing . . . however, the monarchy was laughingly supposed to be part of said bible genealogy, were they not? What I wouldn't do to hear the queen call someone "meshugenah", or even exclaim "oy vey"^_^

[otakursed]

Gosh, a bible thumper who knows not his verses? But then, it must be closed(much like their minds) to thump(lol, unintentional, that), and without the thump there'd be no show . . . which is what all the pomp and circumstance is about, anyway, so no surprise there. btw, Kal-sensei, may I ask wtf is that poster behind you in many of these vids? I speculate, on occasion, but never can quite tell.

[kalsolarUK]

The poster is a kings & queens of england genealogy poster. Perhaps I should replace it with one of Kent Hovinds biblical character lifespan genealogy posters? hehe!

[Jacnas]

Nephilimfree is beginning to become famous on Fundies say the darndest Things!

fstdt(.)com

Some of the most juicy of his comments are submitted there so you should check it out (via the search button). He's a major crackpot.

[kalsolarUK]

hey, thanks for the info on that site! Gonna make for some entertaining reading I can see. lol.

[eequalsfb]

"...it's not so fucking funny, now is it?!"

Actually, yes it is. LMAO.

[Chance22011]

rofl

Definitely one of your best videos. It never ceases to amaze me how many self-proclaimed biblical experts have no idea what they're talking about.

5 stars, as always.

[kalsolarUK]

Thanks for that - some of these people are such easy targets its a wonder that they're not walking around with a massive bullseye painted on their t-shirts.

[philhellenes]

You see? We don't even have to try to win. :)

Thank you. My last video of the day was the funniest.

[luca82]

OMG he has rapist glasses!!!!!

[SuperTwit]

Brill

[JustPlaneNuts]

LMAO! You go, teach that stupid creationist a thing or two about the bible.

[darkhyena]

Hey Karl, you ever debated with British creationists? How do they compare with their US counterparts?

[kalsolarUK]

I recently saw a video about british creationists..and its kinda scary because I thought that on the whole the UK was immune to this kind of nonsense. As for serious debating...I'd rather leave that to the experts...although even a novice can shoot down in flames most of the genesis clap trap.

[lamnaa]

British creationists less noisy, and nicer in general.

The closest we have to a creation museum in a YEC zoo that is not much different to other zoos.

[Atheistblindchick]

Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck!

Brilliant!!!

[hairyreasoner]

"Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck!"

I think that was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on youtube.

Nephie scored a point on the whole snake vs. serpent thing, though. Give him his due.

[farvision]

He gets no dues from me - google serpent

gives wikipedia which say it is a snake!

[kalsolarUK]

ahhh wikipedia...now thats what I call a bible! lol.

[farvision]

LOL! If the bible were a wiki, then YOU could rewrite it to say that it was a snake instead of a serpent and Nephilim would be stuck!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thanks - Nephilim free could'nt be more of clown if he wore an orange curly wig and red nose.

[DaxterFan]

I mean, the same meaning for the two words.. bah.

[DaxterFan]

Isn't serpent and snake are the same word? in the original bible it just says "snake" (in Hebrew). A great video, as usual. totally owned his ass (no pun intended).

[CousinoMacul]

I bet you made him feel like an ass ... a TALKING ass!

[lamnaa]

Its amazeing how people say the belive every word of something they have never read.

[spookysaurus]

Oh, man. A quick check of some of NephilimFree's threads confirm what I've just posted. As with VenomFangX's threads, they're either disabled or obviously favourably censored. So much for Nephilim-"Free" speech. For what it's worth, I've yet to come across a pro-science thread on YT that operates in such a ruthlessly dictatorial way. Fundamentalists sure must be scared of something. The truth, perhaps?

[kalsolarUK]

Yes, his username is rather ironic considering his message censorship. Even the ones he does allow he often edits or just quotes the bits that he knows how to refute. He's fooling no-one though. Thanks for your input.

[spookysaurus]

LMAO!! Congrats on your satisfying triumph (however unintended!) over the forces of YT darkness, KalsolarUK. Another winning video! Sometimes you can learn a lot from names. Just as a political party that calls itself the People's Democratic Party is more than likely to be about as democratic and as for the people as Mussolini's girdle, someone who includes the word 'free' in their account name is more than likely to be... well, you get my drift.

[Philosophobia]

Genius.

[hairyreasoner]

I love the spiking the bible while yelling "fuck" bit. Priceless. My stomach hurts from laughing.

Nephie blocked me for suggesting the bible condones slavery. Apparently he wasn't aware of that either.

[kalsolarUK]

lmao, yep I'm guessing he's done far less actual bible study than he would lead people to believe. As you said in your video on the subject - he is a joke.

[bonnienettles]

Oooh I just watched his whacked out video suggesting people subject themselves to endless hours of trawling through rubbish. He is such a smug little umpalumpa. And yes he is creepy.

[eequalsfb]

Stop dominating my favorites list!

[kalsolarUK]

lol, I do apologize

[ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

ROFLMAO!!!

And, yeah I can confirm that both the Holy Bible and the Shrek movies have a talking donkey.

[rozeboosje]

5 and fav

[rozeboosje]

We're Not Worthy

[Atheiossupremos]

well, can't add comments (only the very few friends he has can do that). only shows what a coward he is. he can't even show the world his debates!

[kalsolarUK]

Having comments by approval only means that he can discard the ones that he can't answer - (Which of course means most of them). Lets face it, if he allowed all comments he'd be slaughtered in nearly every instance.

[twelve121]

This is an ok one

[CrucieFiction]

Hilarious!

[mark9165]

they never do fully realise just how full of shit that damn book actually is.

[kalsolarUK]

Their thought patterns are so disabled these creationists that their brains should be in a wheelchair.

[rnistuk]

Heh. Good one.

[ILYIAB]

Bravo!

[riversonthemoon]

Love it!!

He does look like some stereotypical murderer/rapist/pedophile. And in his vids he stands really close to the camera causing that fisheye lens effect. At least the news networks will have some good shots of him when he on the lam!

'Have you seen this man? Police advise that he is armed and dangerous. Do not approach him... unless you have watched 700 creationist propaganda videos and read some of (ha!) the bible.'

[kalsolarUK]

He scares me...not someone I'd want to have afternoon tea with. lol.

[joeyoap]

And I don't think it's your imagination.The new Ted Bundy waiting to be caught?

[ashboxtoo]

LOL "Talking donkey" trumps his 2 years worth of study, thats funny.

Great video.

[joeyoap]

Wow he really is a nutjob.

[DefaultPosition]

Excellent stuff!

You gotta love the religious for their on-going comedy value.

[sapperbloggs]

I've had a look at some of his videos... scary dude. Apparently he needs to go back and read his bible again too.

Great vid

[THEoldy]

Haha, thats what we call, assisted self ownage.

[Woderftw]

Great story :D