300 in 5 seconds

[AL94RUSS]

Why the fuck am I watching movies in 5 Seconds videos?!?!

[anefikti]

for the dick that dump. i put it on my dick, and still my dick looks better

xx

laura

[zergyOOO]

the title says 300 in five seconds but the time slot is 31 seconds LOL

and

byWTF LOL :D

[Angelonio01]

longest 5 seconds of my life

[KnockKnockXD]

My life in...300 words.

[FABLESFAN]

I stopped watching at 5 seconds

[11reactor]

*flashback*

[moofymoo]

5 seconds?

..THIS IS 31 SECONDS!!!

[Andreas8391]

hahha thts jokes

[MathB78]

300 is 5 seconds: This. Is. SPARTAAA!

[morgasaurus]

5 = 31

Must be that new math.

[PokeymanTrainer]

Your armors hard, but my abs are harder! You're in my hood now chief. THIS...IS...SPARTAA!

[MrInsaneMixer]

 ULTRA GAAAAAAYYYYYY

[Chipdude375]

AWP seems I have got lost in 'THAT' part of youtube again.

[68eazyrider]

LAME DUDE

[h0tar]

300 in 3 words: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[thekingofcardboard]

in five seconds is just another way of saying "shorter" in this case

[SHADOWBUBBLE5336]

he cant count right...

[1313lolin]

didnt finish ill watch the rest tmarro

[vodkakingd]

wait wait wait! They didnt have lightsabers in 300!!! oh thats your dislike bar

[PotatoOMFG]

@vodkakingd dumbest and most overused joke ever...

[MultiEminemguy]

well to say it right i liked it but the 5 seconds was a lie :P

[43eyes]

I think he means 0:15 - 0:20 as the five seconds

[sparcofreak2012]

WOW time froze

[pigeonpsycho]

Jews made this video. Thumbs up if you agree.

[Xdeser1]

@pigeonpsycho your an idiot

[pigeonpsycho]

@Xdeser1 It's "You're" you fucktard.

[IaminaSpaceship]

Nope.

[Kradiancy]

Clicked on video. Saw dislike bar. Paused video. Made this comment. Go to new video.

[Bram25]

Black Guy comes walking in

THIS IS MADNESS

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!

Fuckload of violent moments with guys being slain down like cows

Spartans get killed

The End.

And still better than Twilight!

[Maddan2011]

Hey, look it's some sort of futuristic sword below your video...

[LegoDinosaurMonkey]

5 seconds in 31 seconds -_-

[EnormousMacintosh]

5 in 300 seconds

[prestocatronium]

they should do a 5 in 300 seconds episode.

[Yondur1]

LOL FUCKING DIED A VIRGIN HAHAHAHA THIS WAS AWSOME

[xHocusssPocusss]

someone cant count.

[Mrbatskop]

5=31 ???

[124yrnwncl]

Meet the spartans was more accurate...

[1997Mattes]

God shave the ass of your mother!!!

[knaggelpuff]

This is more like 300... seconds

[arhernan2008]

that didnt sum the movie up

[darkassassin1989]

You know its a bad vid when The Dark side of the force is stronger... Darn red Saber....

[mac19971]

@darkassassin1989 Actually it's the other way around. People back then and probably STILL now cared about nothing in Star Wars but Darth Vader XD

[Keith459001]

lol thats the funniest part of the movie when that dude's kid dies

[bigbeeftomatoes]

was this supposed to be funny or sad

[SWAGGBHOOKAH]

no kicking into a dark whole while yelling THIS IS SPARTA sad day

[xxxDCTVxxx]

Wont load... dislike!!!

[KonstantinosPrime]

apparently the general relativity explains why we see 31 seconds but he made a 5 second video..

interesting

[Mason593100]

THIS is not Sparta.

[XKDUBSTEP]

5 seconds is a concept not a rule people,

[mephysto89]

Thats absurd...it take more than 20sec only to scream " Thisss issss spartaaaaaaaaaa "

[LegoRex5O1st]

I hate when people call their videos "5 seconds" when they're so much longer.

[11010101101110111111]

@LegoRex5O1st It's the name of the line of videos that were made originally as 5 seconds but some had to be longer.

[EnumasElish]

Fail, no arrow in the knee jokes.

[Dude101Soccer]

@EnumasElish fail at trying to get likes

[EnumasElish]

@Dude101Soccer my ass

[guidocalzone]

i though it was going to be "Spartaaans!"

[HotDamn70]

what? i dont get it

[shikimure]

not 5 seconds. but funny all the same

[TheNoCoincidence]

this is whack

[Six2wenty]

Its more like 3 words not 5 seconds, THIS IS SPARTA.

[The1stPorliate]

Hahahah am i the only idiot that got the joke??

[nuaimy]

I need to watch the rest tommorrow...enough for today 5 seconds

[tacocrusader]

Why not 300 in 300 seconds?

[sebastien12364]

in a real 5 sec...

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[MSVeowolf]

press 5 and 6 repeatly you will se his head they you wont

[CassiusEvon]

It's not bad :p the title is little missed, but it's still funny :D love the face of Leonidas/Gerard Butler in the end :D

[G4nT]

i would done 5 seconds or less to kill yourself lol

[scomatto]

Correction!: 31 seconds.

[Marck2895]

@scomatto

Correction!: 5 seconds is not litterly!

[Loonyloonylovegoods]

My mom's cousin is actually the writer of this film. His name is Kurt Johnstad. :3

[SenorCajones]

@Loonyloonylovegoods And it was written on your birthday?

[Loonyloonylovegoods]

@SenorCajones Nope. But my mom knows him, he lives in L.A (Of course). :D

[SenorCajones]

@Loonyloonylovegoods Oh, cool. Do me a favor, please. Tell him that it's a piece of retarded shit.

[Silencerltu]

even tho there's no "THIS IS SPARTA!" this was still funny :D

[B1KMusic]

fail.

This is supposed to just be the words "THIS IS SPARTA," not your 30 second clip, ya rule breaker

[TheWessywes]

More like 25

[MusicWeltenSchmerz]

Da brauchn wr Maschinegewehre und Stinger Raketen sonst wird das nüscht

[belgarn94]

5 seconds my arse

[jacobwagner096]

1 in 300 seconds

[timurtimu]

it's only with astinos?

[Drunkendunker]

So that's 60 every second then?

[anikid0392]

What? No "This is SPARTA"?!

[MrIlive4metal]

hahahaha lolz!!!!

[IAreCrazyChris]

pucking phale!

[poster108]

That's 31 seconds. That's 26 seconds OVER what FIVE seconds is.

[ChrisH11515]

@poster108 no fooling you..

[poster108]

@ChrisH11515 Thank ya. Little bit delayed though.

[DerZeppterdesAldi]

it seems that someone must go to school and learn to count...

[michaelfajardo28]

stfu is is supposed to be over 5 seconds u fags

[joezzzify]

@michaelfajardo28 oh for fucks sake... *facepalm*

[lennonzb654]

THIS IS SPARTA!!

[beckbb23]

ummmm....that was about 26 seconds to long....

[Ueberlegsdir2mal]

hey what the hell, is says 5 seconds

[IcantsayIcare]

5 seconds?

[0P0a0t0r0i0o0t0s0]

@IcantsayIcare 5 seconds is a concept and that's how all this started so its funny just to keep the same name, its not a rule why can't people understand this...

[IcantsayIcare]

@0P0a0t0r0i0o0t0s0 Don't remember making this comment. Just remember thinking how unfunny and inaccurate this video is.

[Xness24]

@IcantsayIcare

sigh again it's not a rule but a concept!

[IcantsayIcare]

@Xness24 A concept they haven't followed. Jesus Christ, do you really care THAT much?

[Xness24]

@IcantsayIcare

does it matter if it's five mins? so ur tellin me that every thing here has to be perfect? wow. impressive. :/ now let me ask u the same question that back fires on ya. :P "do you really care that much?" LOL really as long as it's funny I don't give a shit if it's and hour long! ;)

[Xness24]

@IcantsayIcare

btw- loosen up man. -.-

[IcantsayIcare]

@Xness24 You've written so much that you had to write two comments. Ask yourself who really needs to loosen up.

[Xness24]

@IcantsayIcare

ummm I still think u. Ha! ;) it's cool think wht u want man. just that u shouldn't expect the exact perfect answer from a youtube video. 5 seconds. -.- "Hell this ain't 5 seconds it's ten!" really? LOL I can comment as many times that i want and it wouldn't mean much. Well if it was u, then it woudl matter the world eh? ahh u crack me up. XD

[IcantsayIcare]

@Xness24 I hardly understood any of that.

[Xness24]

@IcantsayIcare

sure, sure. look, it's fine. Just do not expect EXACTLY five seconds on a Youtube video when it titles it. as long as its funny... well y not laugh instead of do all..... this.

[IcantsayIcare]

@Xness24 This video has 121 dislikes and my comment has 85 likes. So the majority of people agree with me. Now go away you sad little virgin.

[Xness24]

@IcantsayIcare

ahhh bitch u crack me up! u and 85 peeps out there expect exactly every thing perfect on Youtbe don't yall? ha! fine i'll go "away" (wht ever the fuck that means ..) but remember u started this argument bitch

[droppenbombs13]

@IcantsayIcare i know right wtf? xD

[coleshady8]

Lol funny should of sticked wit him in battle

[CallMeBabyxD]

ahahahah, umarłam : D

"he is to young" "naah" "the scene of death" "you're a good friend" xD

[mikebrightman]

nah, should'a stopped @ 0:17

best. look. EVER.

[westside52icon]

should have been cut out at 0:23 xD would have been muchhhhh beta

[thejormungand]

rofl

[J4K0BW3ND3I]

best<3

[bbenjoe]

This LoL-ed me! gj