I worked at Papa Murphy's. First day on the job, I'd just managed to get my apron on and they tell me to make a pepperoni pizza. I was like "Lolwut?" Didn't tell me the portions, just told me to do it. Oh yes, that was a lot of fun.
I worked at a pizza booth at a local sports arena when I was 13-14. It was my first job. I loved getting paid and such, but I would get tons old drunk guys leaning waaaayy into my face, flirting with me (I was a freaking CHILD) and giving me generous tips for saving their cups of beer as they went outside for a cigarette, all the while looking down my pretty much empty shirt. These encounters left me far more greasy- feeling than the cheap pizza I was selling.
I worked at Dairy Queen.. Fuckin' fast food. It's miserable. People think just because you have a fast food job, you must be a moron. They yell, they're dicks. They throw shit at you. They get pissed at the cashier over the fuckin' prices.. as if I control that.
Not to mention my manager was a complete asshole who tried to fire me for going to class instead of work (I was in high school. Illegal much?)
my first job was at a dry cleaners. i worked there for 3 years and regularly handled perchloroethylene or "perk" as we called it. i just recently found out that this is an extremely toxic chemical and has been linked to lung disease/cancer and impotence in men. my brother is still working there after 6 years and is trying to have a baby with his wife. the moral of the story is dont be around that shit if you wanna live or have kids
My first job was paying $6 an hour, after awhile my boss decided I was a good employee and raised my pay to $10 an hour. But I'm super busy now so he hired my sister and I mainly work for his wife's online business for $10 an hour and fill in for my sister occasionally ;)
My worst job was a pretty good job i was like 16-17 and i was a tutor at the local middle school it was great except this one 7th or 8th trader had a crush on me and went after me hard took a lot of effort to not do the wrong thing since she looked really good but she must have been like 14 at the most.
ive worked in a food store for three years and i think the best customer i had was a man was buy bran muffins and he says "they're for my mother-in-law to keep her regular" ... did i really need to know that?
customer -"well at Jo-Annes you can use Michaels coupons and several Jo-Annes coupons in one transaction, maybe you should work on allowing that here."
me-"well a lot of people do say that so we should be able to allow it" Yes, me being a parttime cashier can just make that change in a nationwide company. let me get on that.
For a person who does not belive in God, you sure do use His name in vain alot...be careful what you say Laci girl...evry word you say, you will be judged for.
My first job was at a fast food restraunt. It was mostly horrible because all the customers treated me inferiorly because I was 13 at the time. I mean, at least be nice! I'm making you food! :I
I have to recognize that I also mislead the title (oops!) but, what the hell! this was better than I thought it'd be!
I've only seen your gogreen18 channel so far, so, It was kinda strange to hear you speak about something different that what I was used to. But it was fun as hell!
BTW, You're a beautiful young lady... with, the hair... but with those lenses you look adorable and so cute makes me wanna eat you!
HAHA! I actually just quit my first job working at Micheals! I was so sick of the bs... SAME PEOPLE! i got yelled at by an old guy once because we "don't package our paper properly" . . . people suck >>
taco tiara!!!! you have noooo idea till you worked there.. it looks nice and busy from the outside but on the inside everyone shit talks about everyone.. no one is ever in a good mood and we make everything fresh.. it is the worst thing in the world!!!!! promise! oh and even though we passed our health inspection is because the inspecter loves taco t so much.. i found a roach on the ice thing for the drinks..... fuken gross.....
KFC. I can't tell you how many times you get "so what does THIS taste like? Uh huh? And this?". I've only ever eaten about.. 6 things on the menu. I have no idea what anything freaking tastes like.
Phone research&surveys was the worst for me. 3 years part time. I learned a lot about spotting an asshole over the phone on the fist couple of seconds. And the different types of assholes out there. Socially interesting I guess. However, I was once called a hooker for having the audacy to phone people at home in the evening, amongst other names.
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i was slingn drinks at the long branch. god i hate that bar! i approached a man sitting at his table, pointed to his beer and asked him if i could get him another bud. and he no joke grabbed my hand and bit my finger! i am not kidding! this happened! i didn't know what to do, so i pretended like it didn't happen. needless to say, i don't work there anymore.
Worst place ever to work is: Walmart. YAY! You think those clients were bad?.. Omg you don't even know. I got called so many names by one client at one time because I caught him trying to steal from me. Oh and the employees aren't better. Calling in a department because one client needs help with an article, the employee responding " I can'T help you I'm going to my break " ... Hum great but who will fucking help me then ? Also the fact that employees in departments CHOOSE when they are in break
You definitely have the wrong temperament for a retail job. I know it sounds really cliche', but you have to take some distance between you and the job, and always remember, there's plenty of other jobs paying minimum wage (seriosly! this was true even at the height of 2009 depression, even more true today), so if you're really having a bad day ([insert period joke at your own peril]) you can just tell them where to stick it and go work somewhere else.
I used to work at a hardware store, aeons ago when I was, like, 15 to 18. I'd get questions like "do you sell metal", or "how do you build a house?" every fucking day.
Every so often some dude would invite me to go "camping" and act all astonished when I didn't really feel like doing that.
One day a customer came in looking for carpet-tacks or duck-sealant or some fucking thing, and kept saying "and I'm in a hurry!"
i remember pushing carts for a grocery store, and having to answer questions before people got in the store. Finaly it got to the point where i was like, "Yeah i dnt shop here."
the army. it's not that i don't care about what's going on in the world or that it's too tough or anything, i just hate being surrounded (and lead) by idiots and knowing that my life is in their hands
I work in a corner store that is about the size of a large living room. We have two signs in this tiny store to direct people to the bathroom but I get asked if we have restrooms and where they are at least 10 times an hour. Even after directions around this tiny store to the bathroom with the signs leading to it some people get lost and try to head outside to find the bathroom.
Credit card customer service. I was told I was going to Hell, working for the devil, part of Obama's plan to destroy the free world, I got off on raising people's APRs, and I was a terrible person all around. It was the only job I could find.
one time at my job (at this local pizza place) the lady comes in and bitches because she thinks we riped her off $0.30 and yells at us demanding a free pizza. I'm a maniger, so she's bitching at me to call the owner, so I do. He says don';t give her a free pizza... So this crazy bitch calls the cops! The police officer gets there and is like "umm, ma'am, they have no obligation to give you a free pizza." so she walked out screaming "nasty ass italian dago's!!!!"
Fucking six flags as a security guard I got these pissy bitchs coming up to me asking where the can find security I am like read the name tag! Then this one kid lost his phone and started a fight cause he was so pissed and I got kicked in the back of the knee for trying to break up the fight and that monkey ass kid jumped off a table to hit the other kid its like just chill out we will find it... In the end we had to kick him out the park lol...
This store called "Medicane Corner" fucking sick people coughed all over me!! Got it was soooo annoying.. yeah i got fired. This bitch from my high school walked in and i was stalking up the counter with those fat burning pill thingys and she was like "so finally relized what a fat ass you are?"" And i said "just because your a size 0 and im a size 3 doesnt mean you have to be a fucking whore" and i punched her hehe :)))
omg i've totally met that lady but what's worse is when they're drunk and come to waffle house at three am looking for chocolate covered banana's and then want you to be their therapist when i only make like three dollars an hour!!!! ahd i hate the picky ones that are like my toast isnt toasty enough...bring more toast to them...WHAT I DIDNT WANT IT BURNT....face palm
Lol I once called a customer a bitch under my breath and she definitely heard it and complained. Good thing we don't have name tags. God I hate some customers! It's really different from the other end
Therere seven different kinds I've noticed at my work:
-Foreigners you can't even understand
-Apathetic ones that don't even know what they want
-Super picky people who take up most of your time just deciding
-Nice ones that make conversation and don't piss you off
My first job was this guy in the mall it was completely accidental but we both had a good laugh after until his wife found out that was baaaaaaad but kinda funny but then she told her church and now I've got a whole church in my ass get it because priests molest children lol but I guess maybe that was in bad taste considering the reality of the situation... That's not what... the question was about? O_o
i worked at a fucking grocery store and it was the most poisonous environment ever! i experienced everything u did plus back breaking labour, plus a boss who was obsessed with her job and would sprint across our massive super-store with enthusiasm for her work. the biggest FML ever
Pig tails and glasses look good, also I completely agree on the retail thing. CompUSA took 3 years of my life. All in all though, I think it's made me a better person. :)
a neighborhood grocery store where every customer were either a rich old women who were bitchy as could be or a young trophy wife to the rich old man who were also as bitchy as could be. and no matter how nice i would be to them, they never bothered to say thank you or attempt to be nice... i wanted to kill them all
I hooked up cable tv and the customers were so demanding, why was it taking so long, can I get a free remote, can you put in another outlet and not write it down. Then some would say when I was finished after crawling under a dirty house that they didn't have the money to pay could I charge it to there account. NO I COULDN'T. So I had to disconnect every thing and be cursed at while I went out the door. Oh well shit happens. #LOL
I was a phone survey dialer. (I call it a phone molester) The vast majority of the calls were cold calls. And even when we did have a list the responses were not that much better. A more dehumanizing job I have never had. When I first started I tried to be nice to people but after a while I started taking a sick joy in pissing them off. Let me tell you a good way to get called back a lot for a survey is to curse at the dialer or tell them that they need to get a life/real job.
I worked as a telemarketer for awhile selling Better Homes and Gardens subscriptions I feel your pain. We were pressured to put people right back on the call list and I definitely did it to the extra rude people.
I've only ever had a paper round but it's the worst thing ever. 2 hours of putting leaflets in them (that no one reads anyway) and then 2 hours of delivering in all weathers. And then I only got about £6 a week.
@YZ125ups I also used to work at Publix. The stock crew were assholes to me and I had a few racist and homophobic managers. The customers took the cake in terms of being outright rude. One such example was this couple of fat-asses who yelled at me because I wouldn't open up a register for them. Let's see, it was 8:55 p.m.; I was only a bag..er...excuse me FRONT SERVICE CLERK; and I was just wiping down the registers. So yeah, I know how you feel.
I work as a life guard, and as much as I appreciate that I generally get to tell the costumers what to do and not the other way around like at most jobs, most parents don't take it to kindly when you wont let their child do something dumb that they told them they could do, they take it as an insult to their parenting abilities... which it usually is... especially when they ask the kid if they want to go on the slide again after I just finished pulling the kid out after he started drowning!
my first job was the best job in history "web content moderator" hours from 0:00hs to 6:00hs i was payed 10 bucks to sit in front of my computer all night, i usually watched a movie, draw, read a book, i could do anything, and there was only like 3 posts per night
@valsotto27 this shit happens, worst versions, i mean worst.. blind folks, lazy dumb shits, they want you to do their shopping, uhm.. shit.. for a logical person like me, it builds up stress.. they expect you to know all.. all in general, and worse of all, it has to be nice or.. you know.. visit us in victoria bc walmart supercenter shit
I worked at a music festival, which in and of its self isn't bad, the only problem it there was a lot of substance abuse and I cleaned the Portable Toilets. do you have any idea how many jacked up ppl think it is fun to play and paint with poo? DISGUSTING not only that but I worked festivals in the middle of august, SMELLY lol
i work at a diner where i make $4.95 +tips. it's seriously the worst job ever. all the people i work with are fucking crazy, except for two, my boss is an assfucker, and i have to serve old people loose meat sandwiches all fucking day.
I currently work on the phone customer service. I share your distaste for being nice to people who seriously need someone to shout at them.
Item of note. If you do call in on the phone for customer service, just remember that the person you speak to does not care if the company they represent goes out of business or is sued into oblivion.
Ha this vid is like my job all over. Im a bartender and i fucking HATE the words "excuse me". . . or when someone will be waiting for service whilst standing right in front of the beer taps and when i do go to serve them they ask "so what'ya got on tap?" FML
Oh it was also great the one time i was in target wearing a black shirt and jeans shopping with my mom and someone asks me if I work there and without waiting for an answer asks me where the paper towels are...I just was floored...
Walgreens. Fuck that place. You get yelled at for everything. I worked in photo and you can't develop professional photos without a signed release form and i would get yelled at for people trying to use Photos of Photos or they have the cd that's just a blank cd and said oh i paid for this i want to make more copies, sorry it's against the law for me to copy this without a release. and i get yelled at for 20 minutes. Ugh..
How about working in a restaurant and an idiot wants to substitute his pomme de terre dauphinous (scalloped potatoes for you non cooks) (Cheese, cream and potatoes for you really non cooks) and the man asks for french fries, because he's allergic to potatoes.
My first job I am still at and it's very stressfull it's all most the same as your except mine is in a grocery store. I have the same type of people lol so annoying urrghhhhhh
I'm still at my first job....Mcdonalds.......It's a friggin stressful as job, and people get so touchy about there food! geez guys get a life!.........But on the bright side, the people I work with are awesome.
I got so many WTF job moments I lost count so here's one of my favs, I was a Disneyland employee, or "Cast Member", and I worked the parking lot toll booths and about 5 times a day i would get people asking me "Is this parking for Disneyland?" In my head I'm going "No, this is parking for Knott's Berry Farm, I'm just wearing a Disneyland uniform to fuck with you", and I just say "Yes it is" and charge them the money for parking
contact center. as a travel agent for an "exclusive travel club". "Ma'am, I'm showing a flight with American Airlines at $320 a seat" "But I'm on the website and it's at $318, why am I paying your company all this money to save $2 on a plane ticket" (me replying in my head) "Well I don't fucking now lady, It's not like I fucking cherish this company, you're the fucking idiot who signed up for this program anyway, I just work here to feed my addiction to cheap tequila and $2 hookers!"
I used to work in a metal shop...... 6am to 4pm, 5 days a week. Hard ass work making stupid stuff that Costco wants to put in there stores. Ya know those stupid diamond plate bumpers on the ground around everything in there meat section, yeh I made those. Hard work, welding and painting plus a wholeeee lot of heavy lifting for 10$ an hour, it got real old real quick working there, lol.
LOL IVE DONE... this like alot to retailers uhh excuse me but do u know where the belts are ( which are in front of me ) lol OH my bad i couldnt see them cuz u were in my way OR EXCUSE ME BUT umm DO YOU LIKE WORK HERE??
I retired from Joannes after 31 wonderful years and I can tell you that every one of those 31 years there was a new snooty little bitch that thought the most important thing in the store was her shitty little attitude
another time some asian couple came in and they asked for something and i didnt understand what he was sayin so he started acting out what he wanted but he looked like he was dancing so i asked another associate if he could understand, he didnt so we called someone else and eventually we got what he was sayin... he just wanted some papertowels : \ but he was blahing other stuff. he could said "paper towels".......*sigh*
This wasn't at my job. I was just there to see it happen. Back when the movie 10,000 BC came out I was in a blockbuster, and there were posters on every other window, a big sign inside, and a DVD rack just to advertise 10,000 BC. So a fat guy literally sprints in dragging his girlfriend and yells at the only clerk visible if they have 10,000 BC.
I used to work at DirecTV in their retention department. So I was on the phone for 8 hours a day talking to people that hated the company and wanted to cancel and took out their anger on me, calling me every name under the sun, and I had to be nice about it cause all the calls were recorded and listened to...yeah it sucked
my first job was at joanns too!
thepinstripemaster 6 hours ago
I worked at Papa Murphy's. First day on the job, I'd just managed to get my apron on and they tell me to make a pepperoni pizza. I was like "Lolwut?" Didn't tell me the portions, just told me to do it. Oh yes, that was a lot of fun.
N1n4luvzU 21 hours ago
I worked at a pizza booth at a local sports arena when I was 13-14. It was my first job. I loved getting paid and such, but I would get tons old drunk guys leaning waaaayy into my face, flirting with me (I was a freaking CHILD) and giving me generous tips for saving their cups of beer as they went outside for a cigarette, all the while looking down my pretty much empty shirt. These encounters left me far more greasy- feeling than the cheap pizza I was selling.
JannaBanana552 1 week ago
swiss chalet, the floor was always sticky with greese, and the people were always rude and fat and sucked ass.
SoleilOmbre 1 week ago
Wendy's. Ugh. Can't wait to quit
TheCrazynessOfSarah 1 week ago
I'm suprised any of you can type
GunYou1 1 week ago
i worked at a craft store too for 2.5 years sooooo shit
PrincessRitchie12 1 week ago
2 words Sports Direct, never again.... but hey, got one good thing out of it, next years car insurance ;)
vwgolf9114 2 weeks ago
I worked at Dairy Queen.. Fuckin' fast food. It's miserable. People think just because you have a fast food job, you must be a moron. They yell, they're dicks. They throw shit at you. They get pissed at the cashier over the fuckin' prices.. as if I control that.
Not to mention my manager was a complete asshole who tried to fire me for going to class instead of work (I was in high school. Illegal much?)
abriana666 2 weeks ago
my first job was at a dry cleaners. i worked there for 3 years and regularly handled perchloroethylene or "perk" as we called it. i just recently found out that this is an extremely toxic chemical and has been linked to lung disease/cancer and impotence in men. my brother is still working there after 6 years and is trying to have a baby with his wife. the moral of the story is dont be around that shit if you wanna live or have kids
AP0PHISGAUGE 1 month ago
My first job was paying $6 an hour, after awhile my boss decided I was a good employee and raised my pay to $10 an hour. But I'm super busy now so he hired my sister and I mainly work for his wife's online business for $10 an hour and fill in for my sister occasionally ;)
EmmyWinski 1 month ago
7.50 per hour is pretty good actually, don't be a spoiled american Laci.
offwithurhead 1 month ago
My worst job was a pretty good job i was like 16-17 and i was a tutor at the local middle school it was great except this one 7th or 8th trader had a crush on me and went after me hard took a lot of effort to not do the wrong thing since she looked really good but she must have been like 14 at the most.
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you sound sick in this video
kellybabby1 1 month ago
ive worked in a food store for three years and i think the best customer i had was a man was buy bran muffins and he says "they're for my mother-in-law to keep her regular" ... did i really need to know that?
LaurenElizabethxxxx 1 month ago
kroger. fuck kroger. and their fucking kroger savings.
I DONT CONTROL THE FUCKING PRICES, DONT GIVE ME SHIT ABOUT IT!
lizypinabear 1 month ago 6
My first job was a hand-job and I quit about 10 minutes after I was hired.
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Michaels employee here.
customer -"well at Jo-Annes you can use Michaels coupons and several Jo-Annes coupons in one transaction, maybe you should work on allowing that here."
me-"well a lot of people do say that so we should be able to allow it" Yes, me being a parttime cashier can just make that change in a nationwide company. let me get on that.
quigglehope13 2 months ago
excuse me young lady with the haaair 1:18 LOOOOOOOL<3
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fuckmania07 2 months ago
wow you get 7.50 an hour in the US? i get like 3.1 dollars an hour in Taiwan...and about 1.9dollars in Malaysia...
JakesterJung 2 months ago
working as a spanish-english translator at royale carribean because i was in spanish 3 in high school.....
richee333 2 months ago
you kinda look like miley cyrus...
LookingAtSteak 2 months ago
OMG! YES THANK YOU! I currently work there and I can relate SOOOOO much to this.... My favorite question was "is this Jo-ann fabrics?"
my response?
-looks at logo, looks around- um, I think so
shapeshift1415 2 months ago
i feel the same fucking way! i work there!
BitchWeDontDie 2 months ago
I LOVE YOU GREEN !!!
MrChristopher1213 3 months ago
worst job ever: six flags
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ur first job is blow job.
BlackOpsManiac131 3 months ago
For a person who does not belive in God, you sure do use His name in vain alot...be careful what you say Laci girl...evry word you say, you will be judged for.
hope you get better.
airborne4325 3 months ago
My first job was at a fast food restraunt. It was mostly horrible because all the customers treated me inferiorly because I was 13 at the time. I mean, at least be nice! I'm making you food! :I
79Shiv97 3 months ago
I have to recognize that I also mislead the title (oops!) but, what the hell! this was better than I thought it'd be!
I've only seen your gogreen18 channel so far, so, It was kinda strange to hear you speak about something different that what I was used to. But it was fun as hell!
BTW, You're a beautiful young lady... with, the hair... but with those lenses you look adorable and so cute makes me wanna eat you!
I mean, in a good way!...
Is there other way?
Oops!, I better STFU!
Good things, Laci!
vaughaning 3 months ago
- I've been comin' here since 1742!
- Excuse me, young lady, with... the hair...
Haha!... That was fun!
vaughaning 3 months ago
HAHA! I actually just quit my first job working at Micheals! I was so sick of the bs... SAME PEOPLE! i got yelled at by an old guy once because we "don't package our paper properly" . . . people suck >>
OptimisticMisanthrop 3 months ago
Wubba2Write is right lolz coupons are evil
OptimisticMisanthrop 3 months ago
I currently work at JoAnn's. This is HILARIOUS!!! Though, you forgot to mention the coupons. LOL!
Wubba2Write 4 months ago
taco tiara!!!! you have noooo idea till you worked there.. it looks nice and busy from the outside but on the inside everyone shit talks about everyone.. no one is ever in a good mood and we make everything fresh.. it is the worst thing in the world!!!!! promise! oh and even though we passed our health inspection is because the inspecter loves taco t so much.. i found a roach on the ice thing for the drinks..... fuken gross.....
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LighterProductions09 4 months ago
KFC. I can't tell you how many times you get "so what does THIS taste like? Uh huh? And this?". I've only ever eaten about.. 6 things on the menu. I have no idea what anything freaking tastes like.
TheUberNoobsRule 4 months ago
Jeez. I used to think you were kinda hot... but damn the fat on your arms near your armpits is fucking gross.
apocalypse1280 4 months ago
Damn... get that nasal problem fixed you slut.
apocalypse1280 4 months ago
Phone research&surveys was the worst for me. 3 years part time. I learned a lot about spotting an asshole over the phone on the fist couple of seconds. And the different types of assholes out there. Socially interesting I guess. However, I was once called a hooker for having the audacy to phone people at home in the evening, amongst other names.
colorsmadeoftears 4 months ago
You're always popping up on my screen. Yet you're prettier every time.
More angry this time. "With the hair..."
You'll go far.
Straight up actress, I think. I'll continue to jerk it in the meantime. Hey, it's free!
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
i was slingn drinks at the long branch. god i hate that bar! i approached a man sitting at his table, pointed to his beer and asked him if i could get him another bud. and he no joke grabbed my hand and bit my finger! i am not kidding! this happened! i didn't know what to do, so i pretended like it didn't happen. needless to say, i don't work there anymore.
amber4maria 6 months ago
This video is amazing, muted.
haydenh13 6 months ago
My mother works in retail and has the exact same stories to tell...but less funny and more annoyed
PeterK1984 6 months ago 2
I think the real problem is that you're a miserable bitch
MizKiwii 6 months ago
Worst place ever to work is: Walmart. YAY! You think those clients were bad?.. Omg you don't even know. I got called so many names by one client at one time because I caught him trying to steal from me. Oh and the employees aren't better. Calling in a department because one client needs help with an article, the employee responding " I can'T help you I'm going to my break " ... Hum great but who will fucking help me then ? Also the fact that employees in departments CHOOSE when they are in break
shaaaaana 6 months ago
My first job was at McDonald's (aka: McDick's). I once had a woman cuss me out for giving her too much Sweet 'n' Sour. Excuse the hell out of me.
MirandaJarvis 6 months ago
im 16 and i want to get my first job, but i dont know where to work..
bunnyel 6 months ago
@bunnyel FUCK i know just a tip dont think youll have a job anytime soon because of the economy.........
downwiththemaster 5 months ago
"somebody shoot me" lol
cuterocker98 6 months ago
You definitely have the wrong temperament for a retail job. I know it sounds really cliche', but you have to take some distance between you and the job, and always remember, there's plenty of other jobs paying minimum wage (seriosly! this was true even at the height of 2009 depression, even more true today), so if you're really having a bad day ([insert period joke at your own peril]) you can just tell them where to stick it and go work somewhere else.
a1024s 7 months ago
The first job i got was a handjob
edis1223 7 months ago
I used to work at a hardware store, aeons ago when I was, like, 15 to 18. I'd get questions like "do you sell metal", or "how do you build a house?" every fucking day.
Every so often some dude would invite me to go "camping" and act all astonished when I didn't really feel like doing that.
One day a customer came in looking for carpet-tacks or duck-sealant or some fucking thing, and kept saying "and I'm in a hurry!"
I said, "really? Not me, I'll be here for hours".
MrZardoz777 7 months ago
i remember pushing carts for a grocery store, and having to answer questions before people got in the store. Finaly it got to the point where i was like, "Yeah i dnt shop here."
MrKillthebunnies 7 months ago
Your first job? =DDDD
vitorgaray 7 months ago
I'm gonna have to work In my dads shop with my brother for TY work experience!! I already know thats not gonna be fun -:(
the1Dfan67hs 7 months ago
Oh yes! I suffer all those annoying pains at Savers...in Orem, Utah! D:
sonigokuu 7 months ago
"SEX TOYS?! LADY THIS IS A FUCKING CRAFT STORE!!!"
KRIST3H 7 months ago 2
the army. it's not that i don't care about what's going on in the world or that it's too tough or anything, i just hate being surrounded (and lead) by idiots and knowing that my life is in their hands
TheCharliebro 7 months ago
I rather enjoyed by 18 month tenure at Joanns. ^_^
sciguy98 7 months ago
I work in a corner store that is about the size of a large living room. We have two signs in this tiny store to direct people to the bathroom but I get asked if we have restrooms and where they are at least 10 times an hour. Even after directions around this tiny store to the bathroom with the signs leading to it some people get lost and try to head outside to find the bathroom.
MSIslave28 7 months ago
I like when she said "Grrr i hate being nice!!"
Abnormalproductions2 7 months ago
Credit card customer service. I was told I was going to Hell, working for the devil, part of Obama's plan to destroy the free world, I got off on raising people's APRs, and I was a terrible person all around. It was the only job I could find.
kimberleydawnsoul 8 months ago
Surely there are things in the craft store that can be used as sex toys.
eurohim 8 months ago
one time at my job (at this local pizza place) the lady comes in and bitches because she thinks we riped her off $0.30 and yells at us demanding a free pizza. I'm a maniger, so she's bitching at me to call the owner, so I do. He says don';t give her a free pizza... So this crazy bitch calls the cops! The police officer gets there and is like "umm, ma'am, they have no obligation to give you a free pizza." so she walked out screaming "nasty ass italian dago's!!!!"
123Shelbi 8 months ago
blowjob better than no job
BillaPunkSk8ter 8 months ago
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fuckmania07 8 months ago
my worst job was at alco... and i was called a bitch to my face cuz i hurt myself on the job
kissa616 8 months ago
my first job was a blowjob lol
McBlemmen 8 months ago 29
Fucking six flags as a security guard I got these pissy bitchs coming up to me asking where the can find security I am like read the name tag! Then this one kid lost his phone and started a fight cause he was so pissed and I got kicked in the back of the knee for trying to break up the fight and that monkey ass kid jumped off a table to hit the other kid its like just chill out we will find it... In the end we had to kick him out the park lol...
Bloodytrace1 8 months ago
This store called "Medicane Corner" fucking sick people coughed all over me!! Got it was soooo annoying.. yeah i got fired. This bitch from my high school walked in and i was stalking up the counter with those fat burning pill thingys and she was like "so finally relized what a fat ass you are?"" And i said "just because your a size 0 and im a size 3 doesnt mean you have to be a fucking whore" and i punched her hehe :)))
HaliDeni 8 months ago
Hahaha.....worked every department morning noon and night at Walmart many yrs ago. Needless to say, I quit after a yr.
Xya77 9 months ago
Sales assistant Target Australia. God almighty.
kidOppertunity 9 months ago
why wont you just tell me where the sex toys are at? :(
shinom0ri 9 months ago
omg i've totally met that lady but what's worse is when they're drunk and come to waffle house at three am looking for chocolate covered banana's and then want you to be their therapist when i only make like three dollars an hour!!!! ahd i hate the picky ones that are like my toast isnt toasty enough...bring more toast to them...WHAT I DIDNT WANT IT BURNT....face palm
ShadoriaDruid1 9 months ago
Oh god, so true ><
Rinchans3xi 9 months ago
Lol I once called a customer a bitch under my breath and she definitely heard it and complained. Good thing we don't have name tags. God I hate some customers! It's really different from the other end
Therere seven different kinds I've noticed at my work:
-Foreigners you can't even understand
-Apathetic ones that don't even know what they want
-Super picky people who take up most of your time just deciding
-Nice ones that make conversation and don't piss you off
-Really awkward/shy ones that o
112yourface 9 months ago
miley changed her voice?
wolfdemon001 9 months ago
is that miley cyrus?
MrFridayNightDelight 9 months ago
Dog walking. They bit me and shit on me every FUCKING DAY!
doooooooooom8123 10 months ago
My first job was this guy in the mall it was completely accidental but we both had a good laugh after until his wife found out that was baaaaaaad but kinda funny but then she told her church and now I've got a whole church in my ass get it because priests molest children lol but I guess maybe that was in bad taste considering the reality of the situation... That's not what... the question was about? O_o
MrBebopChamploo 10 months ago
was that last one based on a real situation?
queenfrostine97 10 months ago
This title is misleading..
vjr700 10 months ago 104
"Excuse me, I only see one of these. Can you go in the back and get another one?" We don't have any more. "In that case, I'll just take the two then."
AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Shoe store. Bleah.
NavyMedicUSMC 10 months ago
2:43 - End: Fucking hilarious!!!
jordannoyes13 10 months ago
i worked at a fucking grocery store and it was the most poisonous environment ever! i experienced everything u did plus back breaking labour, plus a boss who was obsessed with her job and would sprint across our massive super-store with enthusiasm for her work. the biggest FML ever
mbradley111 10 months ago
I thought you were a NUN ;-)
markmiata 11 months ago
YELLOW LIGHT ON HER EYES MAKE IT SEEM GREEN.YELLOW AND BLUE MAKES GREEN
mjboggey 11 months ago
@lacigreen how come in this video you're eyes are green but in "no homo." you're eyes are really blue?
jordannoyes13 11 months ago
blow or hand? ;)
MrGraftonator 11 months ago
my first job, great mems, i almost kicked this guy in the balls, he asked where the bathroom was in HIS HOUSE
thelastspartanS117 11 months ago
That was so fucking funny, I just shit myself!
jordannoyes13 11 months ago
"Do you work here?" I get asked that all the time.
needles1987 11 months ago
Pizza delivery guy, in the snow, on a scooter. Yes.
nine151 11 months ago
Cute. Bitch. Sounds annoying. Nice Lips. Nice eyes. Nice breasts.
SuperFresh3000 11 months ago
story of my life. but once a woman called me a rockstar because i showed her where the pickled asparagus was.
decaydanceIove 11 months ago 65
maccas may not be retail, but it was the worst job i ever had.. thank god i ditched that joint and got a new job...
themuffincompany 11 months ago
woww lmao i worked retail...i enjoy it its been enlightening to say the least, really makes you understand what "patience" is lol
tlwdssd 11 months ago
your vocation is guzzling cum thats abviuos
1wetstick 11 months ago
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1youngrizzal 1 year ago
Pig tails and glasses look good, also I completely agree on the retail thing. CompUSA took 3 years of my life. All in all though, I think it's made me a better person. :)
chetoflep 1 year ago
I THOUGHT IT WAS A BLOW JOB ON ME
321amir567 1 year ago
Gosh that mouth gives me fantasies!!
whisperchat 1 year ago
Why do you always sound like you have a cold?
rrlloo1 1 year ago
So true....
ambi1022 1 year ago
a neighborhood grocery store where every customer were either a rich old women who were bitchy as could be or a young trophy wife to the rich old man who were also as bitchy as could be. and no matter how nice i would be to them, they never bothered to say thank you or attempt to be nice... i wanted to kill them all
godlike234 1 year ago
I hooked up cable tv and the customers were so demanding, why was it taking so long, can I get a free remote, can you put in another outlet and not write it down. Then some would say when I was finished after crawling under a dirty house that they didn't have the money to pay could I charge it to there account. NO I COULDN'T. So I had to disconnect every thing and be cursed at while I went out the door. Oh well shit happens. #LOL
capman911 1 year ago
Telstra. Australian phone company. Got axed cos I went to work in a bad mood and told some old bag to fuck off I'm busy. I wasn't.
ChristanPaige 1 year ago
I was a phone survey dialer. (I call it a phone molester) The vast majority of the calls were cold calls. And even when we did have a list the responses were not that much better. A more dehumanizing job I have never had. When I first started I tried to be nice to people but after a while I started taking a sick joy in pissing them off. Let me tell you a good way to get called back a lot for a survey is to curse at the dialer or tell them that they need to get a life/real job.
auralealivada 1 year ago
@auralealivada
I worked as a telemarketer for awhile selling Better Homes and Gardens subscriptions I feel your pain. We were pressured to put people right back on the call list and I definitely did it to the extra rude people.
MSIslave28 7 months ago
I've only ever had a paper round but it's the worst thing ever. 2 hours of putting leaflets in them (that no one reads anyway) and then 2 hours of delivering in all weathers. And then I only got about £6 a week.
Yeah. I quit.
TheCandyfloss9 1 year ago
wienersnitchel and im a guy so yea
roxasbladesofdestiny 1 year ago
prostitute.
joshuaahinton 1 year ago
i got my first job at publix it sucked
YZ125ups 1 year ago
@YZ125ups I also used to work at Publix. The stock crew were assholes to me and I had a few racist and homophobic managers. The customers took the cake in terms of being outright rude. One such example was this couple of fat-asses who yelled at me because I wouldn't open up a register for them. Let's see, it was 8:55 p.m.; I was only a bag..er...excuse me FRONT SERVICE CLERK; and I was just wiping down the registers. So yeah, I know how you feel.
DismissedByCynics204 1 year ago
UGH. I used to work at JoAnn's too. I feel your pain.
amb1251 1 year ago
I work as a life guard, and as much as I appreciate that I generally get to tell the costumers what to do and not the other way around like at most jobs, most parents don't take it to kindly when you wont let their child do something dumb that they told them they could do, they take it as an insult to their parenting abilities... which it usually is... especially when they ask the kid if they want to go on the slide again after I just finished pulling the kid out after he started drowning!
rtrainor100 1 year ago
Lol, did you have anything more important to do when you were working or why is it so irritating when ppl ask you questions? :S
Thunderharald 1 year ago
Paper route in the snow in bc where there is no flat ground
the1andonlykid123 1 year ago
oohh my god. im working at walmart now in KANSAS. i think i have said enough.
stephfareal91 1 year ago
my first job was the best job in history "web content moderator" hours from 0:00hs to 6:00hs i was payed 10 bucks to sit in front of my computer all night, i usually watched a movie, draw, read a book, i could do anything, and there was only like 3 posts per night
majo271010 1 year ago
Try Working at WALMART ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENT FUCK FUCK FUCK
valsotto27 1 year ago
@valsotto27 this shit happens, worst versions, i mean worst.. blind folks, lazy dumb shits, they want you to do their shopping, uhm.. shit.. for a logical person like me, it builds up stress.. they expect you to know all.. all in general, and worse of all, it has to be nice or.. you know.. visit us in victoria bc walmart supercenter shit
valsotto27 1 year ago
When I volunteered to ref for a senior girls volleyball tornement, and I couldn't eat lunch.
Scthyer32 1 year ago
I worked at a music festival, which in and of its self isn't bad, the only problem it there was a lot of substance abuse and I cleaned the Portable Toilets. do you have any idea how many jacked up ppl think it is fun to play and paint with poo? DISGUSTING not only that but I worked festivals in the middle of august, SMELLY lol
Ksegelhorst 1 year ago
CUTE hairstyle! I love your pigtails! They looks super cute on you, and the big earrings go perfectly :-)
Silveryback 1 year ago
you'd be amazed at how many drunk people come into mcdonalds and order stupid things
'i want a McBigmac in a McBun with some Mcsalad inside it'
'so you want a bigmac? apposed to 2 bits of burger and a slice of cheese in a box? and would it kill you to have some fucking mcmanners?'
666ResidentEvil666 1 year ago
@666ResidentEvil666 One time my friend chandler was working at Macdonalds and the bum comes in drunk and he peeded all over the men's room.
Scthyer32 1 year ago
Notalwaysright is filled with stories about stupid customers.
hviw 1 year ago
lmaoo this video made me laugh so much..i used to work at michaels the craft store haha
melanie1190 1 year ago
i work at a diner where i make $4.95 +tips. it's seriously the worst job ever. all the people i work with are fucking crazy, except for two, my boss is an assfucker, and i have to serve old people loose meat sandwiches all fucking day.
sheisthearsonist 1 year ago
I currently work on the phone customer service. I share your distaste for being nice to people who seriously need someone to shout at them.
Item of note. If you do call in on the phone for customer service, just remember that the person you speak to does not care if the company they represent goes out of business or is sued into oblivion.
WingedWyrm 1 year ago
GRRRR! I HATE BEING NICE!
tesslawesla 1 year ago
i still work a joanns....:( fail.....for me
superman03sh 1 year ago
You talk a lot.
ireallylovegod 1 year ago
I work in a bakery.
A woman came in and asked if we had any food.
Newsflash: bread is apparently inedible.
lmb030 1 year ago
I work at Kings Island, one of the biggest amusment parks in the midwest.
Scenario:
Customer: "Do you work here?"
Me: "Yes, what do you need?"
Customer: "Where is the Eiffle Tower?"
Me (looking up in the sky): "Its that big blue tower that is visible from over 5 miles away."
Customer: "Where?"
Me: "In France dipshit, in France."
KingVike28 1 year ago
Hey, she's like Ray William Johnson, only less funny!
TastyQQQs 1 year ago
@TastyQQQs She's not like him, and he's not funny.
fdaslkdf 1 year ago
Ha this vid is like my job all over. Im a bartender and i fucking HATE the words "excuse me". . . or when someone will be waiting for service whilst standing right in front of the beer taps and when i do go to serve them they ask "so what'ya got on tap?" FML
ironprince19 1 year ago
damm bitch your video is loud as fuck
mr3ggroll 1 year ago
Oh it was also great the one time i was in target wearing a black shirt and jeans shopping with my mom and someone asks me if I work there and without waiting for an answer asks me where the paper towels are...I just was floored...
LaurensLostIt 1 year ago
Walgreens. Fuck that place. You get yelled at for everything. I worked in photo and you can't develop professional photos without a signed release form and i would get yelled at for people trying to use Photos of Photos or they have the cd that's just a blank cd and said oh i paid for this i want to make more copies, sorry it's against the law for me to copy this without a release. and i get yelled at for 20 minutes. Ugh..
LaurensLostIt 1 year ago
@LaurensLostIt wait, those walgreens photo places can break encryption on disks?lol start your own pirated movie store lmao
boulespuantes 1 year ago
1:25 hahaha that's gold.
92benno92 1 year ago
This and the fugly video made me love you even more. Haha they make me laugh so hard every single time I watch them. You are amazing!
xomissbrittany07 1 year ago
How about working in a restaurant and an idiot wants to substitute his pomme de terre dauphinous (scalloped potatoes for you non cooks) (Cheese, cream and potatoes for you really non cooks) and the man asks for french fries, because he's allergic to potatoes.
Canadianvoice 1 year ago
@Canadianvoice I would of said extra fry potatoes for this gentlemen.
Jmerino7 1 year ago
My first job I am still at and it's very stressfull it's all most the same as your except mine is in a grocery store. I have the same type of people lol so annoying urrghhhhhh
sarahc101558 1 year ago
I'm still at my first job....Mcdonalds.......It's a friggin stressful as job, and people get so touchy about there food! geez guys get a life!.........But on the bright side, the people I work with are awesome.
Svegi53689312 1 year ago
I got so many WTF job moments I lost count so here's one of my favs, I was a Disneyland employee, or "Cast Member", and I worked the parking lot toll booths and about 5 times a day i would get people asking me "Is this parking for Disneyland?" In my head I'm going "No, this is parking for Knott's Berry Farm, I'm just wearing a Disneyland uniform to fuck with you", and I just say "Yes it is" and charge them the money for parking
Lonewolfjedi 1 year ago
She is sooooo fit
666kingchris 1 year ago
a bar and grill, drunks are worse when there not sober :?
tyson4016 1 year ago
Canada's Wonderland. Hated the fact that Women always paid with about 30 or more coins worth of change.
7477238 1 year ago
contact center. as a travel agent for an "exclusive travel club". "Ma'am, I'm showing a flight with American Airlines at $320 a seat" "But I'm on the website and it's at $318, why am I paying your company all this money to save $2 on a plane ticket" (me replying in my head) "Well I don't fucking now lady, It's not like I fucking cherish this company, you're the fucking idiot who signed up for this program anyway, I just work here to feed my addiction to cheap tequila and $2 hookers!"
crmnl320 1 year ago
I used to work in a metal shop...... 6am to 4pm, 5 days a week. Hard ass work making stupid stuff that Costco wants to put in there stores. Ya know those stupid diamond plate bumpers on the ground around everything in there meat section, yeh I made those. Hard work, welding and painting plus a wholeeee lot of heavy lifting for 10$ an hour, it got real old real quick working there, lol.
Timothayyy 1 year ago
LOL IVE DONE... this like alot to retailers uhh excuse me but do u know where the belts are ( which are in front of me ) lol OH my bad i couldnt see them cuz u were in my way OR EXCUSE ME BUT umm DO YOU LIKE WORK HERE??
Cuphold3r 1 year ago
I was working with kids... that hate me!!! How do u think it turned out??
Snuggle454 1 year ago
@Snuggle454 they died?
SterlingDelta 1 year ago
My worst..being Paid not to comment on this video :( I got fired.
MrK33D4Y 1 year ago
You are one fine creature.
ahshar2 1 year ago
I retired from Joannes after 31 wonderful years and I can tell you that every one of those 31 years there was a new snooty little bitch that thought the most important thing in the store was her shitty little attitude
dubblegreen 1 year ago
My worst job is staying at home all day going on YouTube. Boring as hell.
CHAOSoriginal 1 year ago
@CHAOSoriginal Lol XD
iiMarleyGB 1 year ago
another time some asian couple came in and they asked for something and i didnt understand what he was sayin so he started acting out what he wanted but he looked like he was dancing so i asked another associate if he could understand, he didnt so we called someone else and eventually we got what he was sayin... he just wanted some papertowels : \ but he was blahing other stuff. he could said "paper towels".......*sigh*
EverythingIsTakenHAA 1 year ago
once a cuatomer just radomly came up to me and ask me to pull his finger O_o
EverythingIsTakenHAA 1 year ago
dude i know what your talking about hate it when people ask if you work here when your in uniform
EverythingIsTakenHAA 1 year ago
I used to consider myself a 'people person', but now thanks to my Waiter job, I hate people. :)
Kenny0ne 1 year ago
This wasn't at my job. I was just there to see it happen. Back when the movie 10,000 BC came out I was in a blockbuster, and there were posters on every other window, a big sign inside, and a DVD rack just to advertise 10,000 BC. So a fat guy literally sprints in dragging his girlfriend and yells at the only clerk visible if they have 10,000 BC.
eddyfreddy675 1 year ago
i worked as a disney princess
the sleeping beauty. which means i had to fake sleep for 8 hours a day
l0serpants 1 year ago
@l0serpants Isn't that a good thing? Sleeping on the job.
CHAOSoriginal 1 year ago
Escuze me senor, do you have any hats?
Escuze me senor, do you have any hats?
Escuze me senor, do you have any hats?
Escuze me senor, do you have any hats?
gwxk 1 year ago
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MsSoup91 1 year ago
I used to work at DirecTV in their retention department. So I was on the phone for 8 hours a day talking to people that hated the company and wanted to cancel and took out their anger on me, calling me every name under the sun, and I had to be nice about it cause all the calls were recorded and listened to...yeah it sucked
MsSoup91 1 year ago 2
Two words: BIG LOTS.... enough said
Keria90 1 year ago
Linens n' Things . . . middle aged women are so pissed off for no reason.
diomedes39 1 year ago