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  • Yo mama so black she leave a fingerprints on a charcoal

  • Yo mama so fat when she was born she blew up the universe, people call it the big bang theory.

  • yo mama like a microwave even a 4 year old can turn her on

  • yo mama so fat when she was on escalotors, it turned into stairs :P

  • YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT BUNGEE JUMPING SHE TOOK THE BRIDGE WIT HERRRRRR

  • Yo momma so dumb she stared at an range juice carton just because it said concentrate

  • yo momma's hair is so short she has to roll it with rice...LOL

  • yo mama so black n her teeth so yellow everytime she smile she look like a pittsburgh steelers helmet (heard this on tv)

  • Yo momma's butt is so big, she sat on a dime, got up, turned it into two nickels!

  • Yo momma's breath is so bad, it smells like Cheez Doodle, light on cheese and heavy on the doo-doo!

  • yo mamma so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

  • yo mamas teeth is so yellow that when she drank water it turned to lemonade

    

  • yo momma is so ugly that she sent me a photo and was detected by the antivirus

  • yo momma look like 6 niggas named leroy

  • yo mama's so stupid she liked this video. 

  • Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet

  • yo mama is so ugly when bob the builder saw hes like we cant fix that

  • You can see Rihanna in the audience @5:14 she is in the left corner wearing a blue shirt but she looks really young... I'm sure it's her though... just look for yourself.

  • YO MOMMA LIKE A TOILET BIG ROUND AND STINKS LIKE SHIT!

  • Lame

  • wow this really reminds me of wild n out

  • yo mamma so poor wen i stepped in a puddle she said"GET OUT MY BATHTUB"

  • yo mama so stupid she bought cereal to the super bowl

  • yo mamma so fat she got banned from universal studios because her ass was already too universal to the studio

  • lol yo mama so ugly i took her to the zoo the gorilla leand over ans said yo when did you get out kmfsl

  • yo mama so fat she got baptized in gravey and drank it all before she took a stepp in it!!

  • why tracy morgan looks preganet when he was standing

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  • i challenge everybody to a yo momma battle

  • @jackasskidzify ok ... yo mamma so poor when i stepped into puddle near her house she said why you steppin in my pool

  • Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

  • This video is soo badd................when theres a 'pause moment' you dont hear crickets all you here is static

  • yo mama so fat a Fed ex truck passed her it came out ups

  • yo mommas so fat that when she sat on a chair, i wasnt laughin but the chair was crackin up

  • Your mom is like the atlantic ocean big wet & full of crabs

  • Yo momma so small she did a drive by in a hot wheel

  • Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks the hat on Tracy Morgan's head is a fidora.

  • what did u record this with a waffle or a calculator?

  • @jwh1999 Yo momma so stupid I said Heads or Tails shd said I fuck both.

  • your momma so small she can do back flips under the bed

  • your momma flushed the toilet she thaught it was raging waters

  • your momma used the freeway as her water slide

  • @jwh1999 yo mama so ugly she had to rape yo daddy

  • Tracy Morgan looks like Beanie Siegel lol

  • @jwh1999 yo mama smell like 3 day old hot dog water

  • @jbabygoonz yo momma so fat, she got rich and bought her own castle, White Castle!!

  • @jwh1999 yo momma so fat,she fall in love and she broke it!!!

  • @wwwUKELIZAPINJEcom yo momma so fat, she have an eating disorder, she eats dis order and dat order!!

  • @jwh1999 yo momma so harry you came out with carpet burn. hahhahah TREATEDD

  • @jwh1999 lame

    

  • Yo mama is so Fat she couldn't wake up cause she got stuck in a dreqm

  • Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving

  • yo mamma so nasty she got kicked out the red lobster for bringing her own crabs

  • @Kinghillerbackup1 That shit was funny! LMAO!

  • yo mamma so fat she knocked the earth out of orbit and farted it back again

  • @Kinghillerbackup1 yo momma so fat, they banned her from entering all contests, cause she already Miss Universe!

  • @jwh1999 momma so old she got moses in her yearbook

  • @jwh1999 Yo momma so fat they found life on her!

  • @jwh1999 Yo momma so fat, people make jokes about her

  • @jwh1999 Yo momma so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck

  • @Kinghillerbackup1 Yo momma so fat, she holds down gravity.

  • Yo mama so dumb she thought 2 packs of core was a jewish holiday

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  • the lighthouse joke waas not funny

  • wat show was this

  • 1:33 ahhhhhhhh sooo funny

  • wtf this sucks more dick than paris hilton

    

  • @Dwade0092225 haha lol truth

  • @Dwade0092225 And look where they are now

  • monique would be the one talking about minute rice #gofigure

  • yo mama's like an almond joy: black, nutty, and filled with white stuff.

  • this is yo mama in the 80´s xD

  • booooo

  • The first three jokes we're so awful that Tracy Morgan used a bad joke and beat all of them.

  • tracy morgan look like an ese kid lol

  • Radical.

  • That shit was horrible!

  • Yo mamma so fat, matter of fact your whole family is fat. I threw a rock through the window and hit everybody!

  • how come the people on the streets have so much better jokes than these professional comics?

  • @lucasboden lol cut them a break this was early 90's

  • @lucasboden cause when yur broke..u got plenty of time to think of stuff..while yur at the shelter..

  • Yo mama so stupid she put a piece of paper on the television and called it pay-per view

  • @haitianmami88 You got that from a youtube video

  • @oTShockWaveTo nah i got that from a friend actually

  • @haitianmami88 Ah. Oh well, cuze iv seen that in a yo mama battle

  • Yo mama so stupid, she asked a dentist for a blue tooth.

  • @ancientfreak125 and yo momma so fat she playa Domino's with the actual pizza

  • Yo mama is so stupid she was yelling in an envelope because she wanted to send a voice mail.

  • wtf she was so terrible, almost everything she said was bad why people hyping her, just cause she's a female?

  • @ancientfreak125 yo momma so fat, she was sleeping on the beach and everybody got together and pushed her back in the water

  • This is how Mama jokes started right here!

  • yo momma so dumb, she went to the movies and it said, 17 and under not admitted so she went and got 16 of her friends

  • henry cooper look like luther vandross

  • Is that where the To Be Continued joke came from?

  • yo mama so short when she sucked my d*ck i had to get on my knees

  • Yo Mama's got hair on her nipples......all the way down to her dick.

  • Yo mom's is so fat, she was having a nice

    day at the beach until Greanpeace came and rolled her fat ass back in the ocean!

  • yo mamas so ugly your grandma threw her in the street and got charged for littering

  • Your strong ass moms gargles peanut butter...

  • Yo skin so black, and your teeth so yellow, that when you smile, you look like a Pittsburgh Steelers Helmet

  • luv moniqe

  • Ya mom is so ugly, when the neighbors called pest control the guys looked for her!

  • Yo mama so fat that when she wears a red dress people shove quarters up her butt and ask, " Where's my coke."

  • Yo mama is so fat she need cheat codes for wii fit

  • Yo mama is so...You know what, I'ma stop talkin' about yo mama, cuz I don't even know the man...

  • "Yo mommas so dark she makes the lighthouse look dim?"

    Hold on, how does that make ANY sense?

  • @PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD when u pass by a lighthouse usually all you see is the light cuz it overshadows the house cuz its so dark lol

  • Yo mama so dumb, after typing out her life biography in a type writer, she asked..."how do I print this?"

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  • Amam1991 that was funny!

  • yo mama so stupid she think justin bieber is a boy lol

  • yo mama so stupid she soled her computer to buy internet

  • @aman19991 for her typewriter dummy.

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  • Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

  • @ninjasniper524 jaaawwwss***

  • yo mama so stuipid she's the reasen they put instructions on shampoo bottles.

  • SWAG

  • yo mamas butt is so hairy it looked like don king was about to pop out and say old mam america

  • @kristamrtn33 u got that from white chicks.

  • @braulmon i got it from a friend ut then i watched white chicks and heard it

  • yo mama so stupid she traded in her car for gas money

  • Damn, I haven't thought about this show in damn near 15 years

  • Lol yo momma so fat that when she sat on my iPhone it turned into a iPad.

  • DAMN! U CAN HER THE BALTIMORE SOO STRONG!

  • yo mama so old she was in this video

  • Tracy Morgan still had his stuff working in the the early 90's.

  • Yo momma so black u cant see her in the daylight

  • LAME

  • Your momma is so Black that when she went to the dentist for a tooth ache the dentist pulled her eyes out by mistake

  • I love Mo and Tracey.The rite ones became successful.

  • your momma is like a dna bank full of cum

  • Tracy was great! But Monique said more jokes!

  • LORDAMERCY! This is awful, but I love tracys hat

  • Yo mama so hairy, she grows Afros on her nipples

  • ur so fat u got bigger titties then yo mamma

  • Yo momma got one toe and one knee and they call her Tony..

  • yo mamma is so old she farts out dust!!

  • yo mama head so big her thoughts echo!

  • Good episode

  • Yo mama so dirty she got more viewers than youtube and everybody subscribe!!!

  • The whole audience has heard all of these caps before. Difference with Tracy Morgan is the nigga got DELIVERY!

  • Yo mamas sooo black.... we she walks she crunches. *crunch crunch*

  • Your mother is so old she wrote a book on dinosaurs titled " I walked with them before extinction"...idk-_-

  • yo momma so stupid she saw a yellow bus with white kids in it and she said stop that twinki

  • there's no funnier line a jamaican man can say than "straight from di projects"

  • What year is this video?

  • @Hadassah620 Around 1993-94

  • dfdghfgfgdffgffgfg xcxcv

  • @Hadassah620 yo mama is so old,she memory is in white and black !!!

  • @leoandresmesi yo mamma so dumb she went to the dentist n was asking for blue tooth

  • Yo mama so nasty she smell like ghandis flip flop

  • yo momma so crossed eyed, when she cries tears roll down her back.

  • yo momma so ugly, that they break into her house to close the curtains

  • @BeatboxMitchel hahaahahahhahahahahahaha!!! :D

  • Yo mama is so damn stupid, she saw 9/11 and thought someone was playing bad at Black Ops

  • Yo momma's so poor...I saw her kickin a can down the street I said watcha doin? She said movin.

  • Yo momma's so dumb, bitch got fired from a sperm bank cuz she was "drinking on the job."

  • Yo mamma so small, she river rafts on a burrito.

  • Yo mama so I told to act her age. The bitch dropped dead.

  • Is this the early 90's throback youtube page?

  • Yeah....I'm not good at these. But I still think they're funny! :D

  • Yo' Mama so dumb, she ate Reese's the wrong way!

  • Yo momma so ugly....even Chuck Norris is to afraid to look at her

  • yo momma is so stupid she sold her tv to buy dvds

    yo momma so ugly when people asked her when is her birthday, people wanted to move Halloween to her birthday

  • yo momma is so stupid she sold her tv to buy dvds

  • yo momma so bald, she puts her weaves on with a stapler

  • mo nique held her own against two comics

  • yo teeth so yellow you make traffic slow down

  • @Megacashchris yo momma so fat, when she had money in her pocket she was a living Piggy Bank!

  • Yomamma so fat when she got on the scale it said to be continued.......ROFLMAO!!!!!!!­!

  • yo mama so nasty, i asked her what we were having for dinner and she opened up her legs and said crabs!!XD

  • from that smell that skunk was you oooooooooooo go tracy

  • yo mama so short she broke her leg by jumping of the toilet seat

  • YO MOMA RAN OUTSIDE WITH A RED COAT AND THE BLACK KIDS SAID YO KOOL-AID!!!!!