Office Douche Bag

[dtownbrandon10]

He doesnt understand english. Dont be cock blocking!! Hello~~~

[VideoMakesMeHappy]

The "douche bag" kinda look like that guy who played Che Guevara in the Che Guevara movie

[trexhunter890]

he not a douche hes a faggot 

[ZaniaR619]

-Do you really have a porche?

-Yesss you want toooo e... Pussy?

-Kinda yeah.

-Bring your pussy comon..

LOlllL!

[Th34DM1N]

wheres online gamer

[sscooler]

Alberto del rio? XD

[Meth0z]

WTF.. every video i see.. she gets taller.. and the guys get smaller.. wtff.. xDDD

[Angelotube5000]

bring your pussy come on!! HAHAHHA

[lawnprinter300]

dont be cock-blocking

[BiGdaddyM100]

Everyone who work their life time just to end up working in a cubical deserve this.

[TheJerome922]

''Don't be jewish!''

HAHAHAHA

[deantivakul]

what are you talking about? This guy's awesome. He would probably get you laid with hot chics all the time!

[sairaj1]

hahaha i fucked this bitch...haha that is hilarious.

[rwac07]

that kiss part made me laugh so hard

[Smielle1]

lol, 'Going to plow that field!'

[Cobend4Music]

Circle Jerk?

He banged some chick on her period?!

Oh Nooooooo!! That guy NASTY!

[Angelotube5000]

@Cobend4Music so what I did it too and lots of times XD the girls didnt mind

[Cobend4Music]

@Angelotube5000 Hahahahaha! Yo man, you got issues. Hahahahaha! XD

[Angelotube5000]

@Cobend4Music I am clean. XD never issues!

[thok3]

I fuXkin love Red Dragon! ...great movie!!

...sorry don't know how to make the proper blank sign

[TheBearrish]

@thok3 What would the proper blank sign look like?

[OldSchoolN0oB]

I didnt really got it.. who was the douche bag? That one with crazy hair cut? He seems like a player to me .. :D

[TheSlimJimGamer]

im persian

[awesomedude7771]

@TheSlimJimGamer me too son!

[RamzaBee]

Classic RT, back when they were funny...

[trexbattle]

ikr

[Playfulyetsynical]

I hate it when people can't take the hint.

[dmoneytron]

The joke is that Steven is in fact the office douche.

[laurahu21]

the guy with the green eyes is very cute!!

[jogabonitafutbol]

"i'm going to plow that field" might be one of the best euphemisms for sex i have ever heard

[interoma4evr]

''Fahkk deir puzzies eh?''

[ChuckPalomo]

He seems to be a nice guy.

[alteredoptions]

what race is he supposed to be?

[TheLovemusicguy]

she's like a...shaved chewbacca...gives me a boner...

[ilike2wach]

mmm...mm....mmm (munchmunchmunch)..hey, mm hey guys..mm mmm mm why does this cookie taste funny...

[heikkigeddon]

circle jerk

[xhardxcorexnigx3]

dont be cock blocking hahaha

[GreedX23]

"im' going to plow that field"

[j770400]

this shit sucks

[flyingfoo99]

This is mild compared to some of the douches ive worked with. At least these guys could walk away. I worked at one place where this douche NEVER worked he would just follow me around all day telling me how awsome he was, insulting my car, clothes whatever he could think of in a passive way. Not to mention the endless sexual fantasies he would talk about having with girls in his mind couldnt resist him. Damn he actually made this asshole look cool.lol

[Emgbodi]

Ohh no Psycho Girlfriend scenario at the end !!!!!!!

[DARIUSSR612]

"RED DRAGON" W-T-F!!!!!1

[trinislobo]

"i have a gf so i wont be cumming"

xD

[Xenios9]

GUYS DONT BE JEWISH LOLOL

[skater6511]

theres a party in HR

[Eckull]

I used to know a guy exactly like that, spot on.

[BrunoLee12]

MISSION ACQUIRED:

Get a Porsche.

[92fudbaler]

dont be jewish hahahaha

[johnthenater]

Boys will be boys.

Men will be men.

Men will grow up to be boys again.

[PJmurking]

Bonja Party TO TO

[PJmurking]

Bonja Party TO TO

[morelovin4korn]

I thought it was who cums last eats the cookie. Crap I've been playing wrong all this time!!!

[Joshua31991]

@morelovin4korn it depends whether its gay or straight XD

[MegaKabia]

@morelovin4korn Thes last eats the cookie ...

[104narutoking]

@morelovin4korn u were right

[SCHMEGLETRON]

Jason Derulo is a fag!

[shanelly94ant]

circle jerk, who cums first eats the cookie lmao

[MrTEZ850]

CIRCLE JERK LOL

[TheMisplacedBeaver]

DON'T BE JEWISH OKAY? LOL

[hardware80]

72 inch holy crap

[Phanaoshot]

"Bring your pussy" WTF?! Hahaha xD

[2Exotic2Fly2High]

i need 500 thumbs up for a 500 thumbs up circle jerk

[icutyouheadof]

best way to get rid off any douche bags is simply to kick they ass thumbs up if u agree ^.^

[DoucheFagX]

@icutyouheadof what a dumb comment, thats why you get no thumbs, you make dumb comments

[barrysbody]

RecklessTortuga and all of his/her/their shitty videos survive because there are people who are under 30. Ignorance is bliss for the ignorant and those they love.

[delta9LouDog]

@barrysbody shut the fuck up and go back to your type writer you ancient relic

[barrysbody]

@delta9LouDog Good one lou dog. "Shut the fuck up". I'll have to remember that one. In case you were curious, I'm 34. I have been in the "internet" since 1995. I've been writing software professionally for ten years. I'd tell you my salary too but that would only be adding insult to injury. Have a nice day!

[delta9LouDog]

@barrysbody so you've been a nerd for nearly three decades and have been paid for 1/3 of your experience. You havn't insulted me and your salary is just totally going to kill my confidence...lol, All you did was spew some supposed "facts" about your life which dont really pertain to our conversation, that I dont give two shits about and that frankly have nothing to do with these videos. I guess C+ doesn't teach you how to program a balanced argrument script. And btw i wasnt curious you old fuck-

[barrysbody]

"We are.. two wild and crazy guys!" - Sorry but this is nothing more than a re-tread of old Saturday Night Live. Except the writing is bad, and the acting is worse.

[patsangel18]

guy talking at 0:33 ..SO HOT!!

[TheAgrotera]

Hahaha. i love jacob! he will give online gamer a run for his money soon.

[alexifymyass]

Put some porno on, circle jerk and who cums first eats the cookie.

[annadcutie]

Never been a hotter douche bag

[Zapak1]

Is he wearing man heels? The douche seems much taller than in Psycho girlfriend.

[chigeh]

Why is this funny?

[BarbieBad1231]

EW the guy said some nasty shit to 1:00 to 1:11

[Mygamingchanel]

I want to have a T-Shirt with

" Bring your pussy "

[cesarG222]

"Guys dont be jewish" favorite line. He is such a great actor!!

[NobbsNobby]

Well, playing an asshole and still obviously being an amazing actor... I really give the azeroth-Damian-douchbag-guy credit.

[alessandrogandolfo]

bring your pussy.. come on xD

[TheChealseaFC]

172 people came first and had to eat the cookie

[thewhitehawk2009]

Bone check party! too too ch ch ch!

[noobs1ayer11]

WET COOKIE!!!

[ic069]

These other 2 guys seem to have such boring lives hahahaha props to the douche

[3ziz93]

wow u r fighting the racist against blacks, and now u r racist against the arabs

[thewhitehawk2009]

@3ziz93 what you talking about

[Slemoster]

Red Dragon, rofl. That was funny as fuck

[randomly86]

<3 your vids reckless tortuga people, keep going :P

[leeham991]

What the fuck.

That guy is extreme. 

[jeecie1234]

Dont mess with the office zohan

[thrixxxlol]

circle jerk :O

[sharsasuke01]

"u want to aah...pussying?"

[KBBMProductions]

fuck their pussies? ah?

[bigmoneyluke2]

"Don't be cock blocking" LOL!!!

[shamusiQ1]

greg is hot

[itsdatgoonblud]

lmfao bring your pussy l000l

[FunnyBrandon123]

at 1:50 i was like ahhhh wahhh omggg

[deadsnow1000]

most epic comercil

[MegaDanie88]

circle jerk WTF? lol

[Logmms]

Awesome!!!

[DylanTehDJ]

GUYS DON'T BE JEWISH

omg can't stop laughing :D

[ifcupidhadahearth]

And so psycho girlfriend was made :D

[VolveAngelzzz]

that guy is fuckn awesome!!!!!!!!!

[gembelobosok]

the gay master

[eeriechris]

I want a kiss too :))

[suspect809c]

Limp Biscuit FTW!

[carbine781]

Make more!!!

[brownboy252]

"dunt beh cuck blucking" LOL best line in that accent

[MrChrisbrick]

Tommy Savas is so fucking good! Whatever you pay him it's not enough!

[SerionTV]

Ohhhhh i just realised its the azeroth guy

[MrMetalgear11]

This guy reminds me of Roman for GTAIV

[58paloo]

honestly some guys at my school did that circle thing 2 years ago...

[Corvobell]

Office douchebag is the funniest series on RT

[KingVirmire]

don't be cockblocking xD

[ROCKSTAR3291]

dont be dickulous

[19ididyourmom]

what does that mean Dont be Jewish

[Marlonsullyb]

whats the joke with fps russia

[20snoopy16]

greg hot and no just hot 

[ChaoticRealm7771]

Bring your pussy ,too. Truth hurts

[ciriusn]

cmon dude, don't be cock blocking!!! :D:D:D:D hahahahaha

[TheUserofallusers]

That dude reminds me of Mark Wahlberg

[ciriusn]

Bring your pussy come on... fhhhhh him going to plow that field.

[garchatain]

I hate ads!!!

[babysittertube]

@garchatain Ever heard of Firefox??

[SALDFSKLDFS]

king of azeroth turned indian?

[HutchNanners1]

@SALDFSKLDFS prince

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@HutchNanners1 lol fail.

[zztothegg222]

@SALDFSKLDFS Prince*

[ToppaliniTube]

@SALDFSKLDFS no the indian turned king of azeroth!

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@ToppaliniTube xD

[Rollonthefield]

@SALDFSKLDFS Sounds more arabic than indian.

[SheriffEvans]

@SALDFSKLDFS I think he Russia.  He's definitely not Indian.

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@SheriffEvans dude i dont care.... i got 120 thumbs up rofl.

[oriolesandravens4eva]

@SALDFSKLDFS lol usually middle easterns who are complete douche bags are persian not indian

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@oriolesandravens4eva lol.

[FireatWill35]

@oriolesandravens4eva does that make you a racist?

[crandor6]

@oriolesandravens4eva Racist?

[oriolesandravens4eva]

@crandor6 mad?

[crandor6]

@oriolesandravens4eva Yeah *blows the _____ out of you* that's what you get :P

[oriolesandravens4eva]

@crandor6 3 people agreed with me so me and those 3 shale do so and we will enjoy it

[crandor6]

@oriolesandravens4eva I know. But being racist is not funny.

[oriolesandravens4eva]

@crandor6 im fucking persian i can be racist toward my self as a joke to cant i? what black people call eachother niggas and i cant make a simple comment?

[crandor6]

@oriolesandravens4eva Lolz. There's actually a video for that. It's called rasism at bustop. Nevermind let's forget this. Peace :)?

[oriolesandravens4eva]

@crandor6 peace

[ThePureTexan]

@oriolesandravens4eva persians are bad ass, indians are assholes that stink and sell shit. FIVE DALLA1

[madman58703]

@oriolesandravens4eva are fucking retard dipshit take it from an american who lives in tht middle east persians are from iran and there not douche bags u would act the same way if u had a threat of getting ur hand cut off fucking dip

[oriolesandravens4eva]

@madman58703 dude u dont know english what are u talking aboutttt

[madman58703]

@oriolesandravens4eva im from morristown tennesse stop hating causes theres no reason to do to me

[oriolesandravens4eva]

@madman58703 k um ur just mad alright?

[madman58703]

@oriolesandravens4eva im tried of racism

[lightning7master]

@oriolesandravens4eva i know you commented on this vid two months ago and prolly won't remember what you said but i want to make sure you understand this...indians and persians are not middle eastern...

[cvoisgreat]

@lightning7master Persians/Iranians are part of the middle east.

[MrSaloom112]

@cvoisgreat none of them are part of the middle east bitches get your facts right i live in kuwait

[Exoble]

@oriolesandravens4eva and ksa

[feyzu66]

@oriolesandravens4eva did not know india was in the middle east...

[AminT13]

@oriolesandravens4eva

What makes you think that?

[randomreview1]

@SALDFSKLDFS hes Persian man, not Indian. jus so u know lol

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@randomreview1 omg ppl stop responding to my comment. its a joke. i dont give a crap. i got my thumbs up already....lol.

[Girlsonsteroids]

@SALDFSKLDFS ..........and straight

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@Girlsonsteroids what?

[massivemak]

ha ha ha i need to plow that field dude shes FAT!

[sickpeople98]

Jacob reminds me of Quagmire.

Giggity, giggity, giggity, go.

[exmo7]

XDDD I would totally hang with that guy.

[AlexFBone]

Why isn't it available on mobile? Smh

[FairlightMarina]

How are these guys not SO famous?

[jasmine11k]

Dont be Jewish!

[PheleMephisto]

Heh Too bad i hate russians

[Stephen93l]

Dude seriously how tall is girl?

[lessthanpinochet]

Don't be cockblocking!

[OzoneGamer]

THATS THE PRINCE OF AZEROTH! 

[oscarsanders07]

want to see my porche? come on bring ur pussy too im gonna plow that field

[sinwithagrin008]

i know a guy like that haha. he issoo fucking annoying lol

[rollnhazelnut]

yeah...thats my bestfriend

[iceying199]

GUYS! Dont be jewish!

[alexman706]

my friend is a lesser version of this :D

[Rickyorq]

This is so funny! I need to bite my cheeks to stop laughing