WTF evolution does not happen in a matter of days it matters it needs millions of years and it also needs something to adapt to and life can't be created out of a peanut butter jar
I don't take tips of a guy with part of his finger missing. I mean most scientists tell me that evolution exists and they have all 10 complete fingers.
Oh those religious folk are so smart that they proved that they dont understand evolution with peanut butter. "Occasionally" is by far the most inaccurate way to describe evolution possible, also that simply isn't evolution, but goog effort guys, gg
This guy honestly needs to find a better example. Evolution has proof. New proof every single day. Christianity's only proof I can see is a book that has been translated over and over, and is older than my grandma. I myself don't really align with either side. I believe in something out there that may be greater than us. But this argument honestly provided no reason for me to believe in Christianity. Honestly.
Lol, what if he there was a little monster thing when he opened it, lol.
Also, life does not come from "energy" and "matter". It comes from the organic compounds that are created and can be created from inorganic compounds.
it took countless millions of years for self replicating molecules to be able to store enough information to make copies of themselves, and he wants it to happen to a preservative-laden half pound of peanut butter?
@nthomas87 I wish. I wish. The sad truth of the matter is that this video is by and for people who probably think that "abiogenesis" is a genre of book.
chuck missler is a fucking idiot.. who is actually stupid enough to buy the creationist load of shit? folks that stupid should be put on an island so that they can't contaminate the population any more. fucking idiots. evolution is a fact. all your fairy tales prove is how stupid you really are. its just santa for grown ups.
@davidstarr Or, maybe your not what you say you are since this is youtube and everyone lies - especially if they are a creationist (being a liar is a requirement). I'm betting your nothing more than a 14 year old fuck stain who heard a few kent hovind rants, remembered some fancy sounding words, and decided to jump online to set people straight. I makes sense you would lie about what you are since that is what your heroes do. Monkey see monkey do. I am begging you to prove me wrong. Dox yourself
@davidstarr If your a molecular biologist - then your unemployed. Micro evolution is a fact. Macro Evolution is a fact. The only difference between the two is time. Its a fact the the earth is more than 4 billion years old. If god just created everything, as your statement seems to indicate a belief in, you need to explain noncoding DNA. You need to explain the genetic markers we find that clearly show common ancestry. You also need to explain the recent observed examples of macro evolution.
abiogenesis is just more of the same atheist clap trap... no matter how complicated they try to make this stuff there will always remain glaring holes... for example, metabolism first or replication first... ie chicken or the egg. next, the organization of amino acids and protiens... on and on this atheist mythology goes... where it stops? well we all die...
wow evolution isn't supposed to explain how life was created but it explains how life has changed and adapted to its enviornment you shouldn't try to disprove something that you don't understand yourself
Yeah, even ignoring the obvious flaws with expecting new life to emerge in a jar of peanut butter of all things, I don't suppose it ever crossed this guy's mind that new life would probably be microscopic and thus all these millions of people "testing" wouldn't even be able to see if there was new life.
Ph.D. from Louisiana Baptist University... unaccredited theologically conservative Christian university,
A Los Angeles Times article reported that Missler and co-author Hal Lindsey had plagiarized a portion of Miami University Professor Edwin Yamauchi's 1982 book Foes From the Northern Frontier in their own 1992 book The Magog Factor. This guy is just full of shit, oops ...peanut butter!!
This argument would only hold up if anyone was suggesting that life began in a sealed jar of peanut butter. The fact that the peanut butter is itself organic material and abiogenesis is about the formation of life from inorganic material shows just how much research they put into their analogy. Also, abiogenesis is a different field of study from evolution, dumb creationist mofos!
the reason nothing grows on penut butter like all spoilage resistant foods is down to the amount of available (to bacteria) water this is a cornerstone of food storage.
The aw of peanut butter and peanut spreads (0.20 - 0.33), however, is much lower than that required for growth. The Miller and Urey experiment proved that given enough time life could be started from nothing
what....the...fuck...is wrong with people? are we really that fucking stupid to have people WITHIN OUR SPECIES that fucking makes videos like this? JESUS FUCKING GOD FUCK ME
@HyperNessie Your an idiot, make a comment for all the atheists/evolutionists to jump on, because we all know that the top comments are being thumbed up by them. Grow up, and act like the Christian you claim to be.
the fact is, if he did find life out of the jar he would have been like ******* im suing this company, what kind of food company allows life to generate from peanut butter jars?!?!!?
the fact is, if he did find life out of the jar he would have been like ******* god just generated another life!!! it's proof god exists!!!!!!!! your arguments are now invalid!!!
Wow, no life spawns in an environment not suited for life to do so? That's like saying humans don't exist, the proof is there aren't any in the sun! This is one of the stupidest videos ever! I love it!
fail. the theory of evolution isnt about the creation of life, its the idea that life changes over time due to outside conditions.its sad to know people actually believe this.
Mr Darwin, a member of the Church of England, wrote a book called 'The Origin of SPECIES through natural selection' not 'The Origin of LIFE' Doh!!!!!!!
my response to the guy shaking the peanut butter: Wait 50 years and open that jar and eat it i will give him 100000 dollars if no new life has appeared. why would they put the expiration date then???
Does this man really believe what he is saying? Either he is a satirist or mind-bendingly stupid. As I personally know quite a few Christians, I'd say the latter.
What he doesnt realize, is that if he was to be blended, pasteurized and stuffed into a pickling barrel, that upon opening the barrel new life would indeed be created from his body, only it would be a flourishing of the yeast, mold and bacteria that he is full of.
If you think evolution is a matter of belief you are uneducated.
If you think the fact that evolution is a "theory" you are uneducated AND ignorant.
If you think that there is no proof for evolution you are either uneducated AND ignorant, OR you are ignoring it in order to maintain and further your beliefs.
At least have the courage to admit you are so desperate to maintain your beliefs that you would rather live in ignorance and stupidity than take the time to educate yourself.
@IamTHEDeadFrog No, evolution IS a theory, which is precisely the problem. The word theory has evolved in the English language to mean something completely different than what it was intended to mean.
Today "theory" is used in conversation to mean an idea with no empirical value or any validity. But a scientific theory is actually something which has enormous evidence supporting it. Gravity is a theory, for instance.
@IamTHEDeadFrog Precisely. The fact that there is no differentiation between the colloquial term and the scientific term, is the crux of why this video is pure bullshit. If someone wishes to discuss a subject intelligently, especially science, they must use the language associated with the field properly.
While I do agree with you, it stands to fact that the majority of Americans (you are the only western world in this) do not understand the difference. I am not sure if this is a total failure of your education system (as everywhere else I have gone from the breadth of Canada, to the width of Europe does not have this problem of understanding simple linguistics) or if it is a symptom of the overarching propaganda of the religious organizations in your country.
@IamTHEDeadFrog i'm probably beating a dead horse (or a dead frog amirite?), but evolution IS a theory. so is gravity, atomic theory, cell theory... the vast majority of scientific principles are theories. however, there is a distinction between a scientific theory and a theory used in everyday conversations. scientific theories undergo a lot of testing and criticism so that they are as close to fact as humanly possible. in normal speech, theories are actually hypotheses: untested proposals.
However when discussing a subject, one must use the terms associated with the subject AS THEY ARE RECOGNIZED WITHIN SAID SUBJECT. Therefor when discussing a scientific "Theory" you must use the term as it applies in SCIENCE, not everyday colloquial english. As I said before, it is only in america that I have ever encountered this particular ignorance, although I am sure it exists elsewhere.
@IamTHEDeadFrog that's because, as far as i know, America is the only developed nation where a 2000 year old book of fables written by people who thought the Earth was flat is considered more intellectually valuable than countless hours of research, observation, and experimentation conducted by reputable scientists. i'm sure the only other places where such ignorance exists are in underdeveloped nations, and they have a legit excuse for thinking that way (lack of access to education).
These religion people are really stretching to find "proof" aren't they? Processed food doesn't evolve. And evolution doesn't happen in the time it takes to process said food, take it home and open the jar. What an idiot. Evolution takes hundreds if not thousands of years. Bunch of idiots.
Oh shit! They have found the peanut butter! The gig is up everyone, quick, back to our secret underground lair try and come up with a new plot to try and fool the Christians!
Oh whats the point... They are just too smart for us.
There is a certain amount of dead cockroaches in every jar of peanut butter. Technically there was life there but it's been smothered and crushed into peanut butter. Also a closed peanut butter jar would be a closed system the earth was never a closed system. You're comparing apples and something from another dimension :)
Evolution does not address the creation of life, it speaks to the diversity of species. Abiogenesis addresses the creation of life.
This video fails as soon as it states its premise, which is demonstrably false. As for the asshat with the peanut butter, let him know we've been canning food since Napoleonic times. And there is a reason we can it vice carry it about in open containers.
If life does not and can not come from non-life, please tell me: which one of my atoms is alive?
How can people be this dumb ? Seriously America, what the fuck is wrong with your education system to produce such gleaming examples of the intellectually challenged? Evolution is real weather you like it or not. Find a way to justify it with your bronze age desert dogma or shut the hell up!
@TheFluffyDuck I believe you meant "whether" in "Evolution is real *whether* you like it or not." Please don't group all Americans into a single category of intellectual ineptitude. This speaker is not representative of all US citizens.
is this guy serious according to scientist life began when some kind of chemical reaction with primordial ooze in the vast ocean which to me makes sense since all life depends on water and is made of water also chemical reactions drive living things such as respiration digestion photosynthesis etc. peanut butter? get the fuck out of here with that shit
OMG. You are so right. I am now fully convinced that Evolution did NOT happen. Because Evolution could not have possibly produced someone as stupid as these people.
Flawed Premise: "Evolution teaches that energy and matter will occasionally create life." No it doesn't. Evolution has NOTHING to do with how life was created--evolution deals with how life EVOLVED/Evolves.
I stopped watching right there. If you close your eyes, I'm sure not to follow.
I don't get it. Are religious fundamentalists physically incapable of understanding science somehow? For crying out loud, a 5 year old can point out that this is complete BS.
In homage to South Park: "I have seen tons of stupid videos, but this one takes the retard cake"
Yes, evolution doesn´t happen. There was never early anphibians, no dinosaurs, no giant mammals, Australia has the same animal species as everywhere else, the iguana of the Galapagos is a different species... what a morron. It´s easier and more comforting for him to think that we were created by an invisible being that likes to play with mud. So, let him explain about the Neandertals or the Cromangnon men. Bad mud? or a bad blow by god?
Jesus fucking christ those religionists are dumb!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc
Wow, people actually check their peanut butter in a microscope to see if there are single cell organisms there? And this has been done billions of times each year for a hundred years!
Le sigh. Evolution says NOTHING about the creation of life. You're talking about abiogenesis- life from nonlife. Evolution is the changing of life over time.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. You idiot. There's no life that "god created" that can live IN peanut butter either. Maybe if you had oxygen for new life to breath and water for it to drink or swim in and more energy than a wal-mart florescent bulb it might happen.
This man is a smug idiot who clearly doesn't understand the concept he is attempting to ridicule.
If evolution does not occur then all species were there at creation (since we all agree extinctions occur, right?). Basically he is saying, with his peanut butter theory, that men coexisted with dinosaurs.
It would be hilarious if it wasn't so ignorant and dangerous.
@CuriouserOrange Its true orange. And evolution itself has nothing to do with the origins of life, only the origins of species. Its clear this man misunderstands the basic concept of evolution.
@CuriouserOrange The only thing atheistic evolutionists are good at is making claims based on "just because". It is sad that most atheists have very low IQs and critical thinking skills. Atheists like Lenin, Marx, Mussilini believed we are just random chance beings. This allowed them to justify the murder of millions. Very dangerous and dark characters come from atheistic belief systems. They should not have a problem with Hell. They are already living it. It must be very depressing.
@CuriouserOrange As in the past with spontaneous generation, atheists believed that mice grew out of dirty underwear. Now they believe that peanut butter gives rise to life. This is very dangerous thinking. We need to start education camps for them to teach them about science.
@CaneFu "You're as bad as the moron in this video."
Another "informative" response from an evolu-tard. Can the evolu-tard state specifically what is wrong with his argument using logic and critical thinking skills? Or is it the stnandard evolu-tard response going to be "just because", or an insult or profanity? I already know your standard non-sensical repertoire of possible answers.
You obviously know nothing about science, evolution, or abiogenesis. Nowhere do these sciences claim to be able to start life in a jar of peanut butter you moron.
@CaneFu CaneFu You obviously know nothing about science, evolution, or abiogenesis. Nowhere do these sciences claim to be able to start life in a jar of peanut butter you moron.
Standard pseudo-intellectual evolu-tard arh lame response....."duh,,,just because I am smart".///// "I know everything about science". No one knows like I do" You know shit about nothing. You smug arrogant pseudo-intellectual pompous conceited God hating fag. Go beat yourself to death with a banana .
@davidrstarr you have to be a troll, and its not really to insult its just that well the ones that normally have a double digit IQ or really know little to nothing about any type of science is someone who believes that one book has all truths and that when man strives for knowledge that they are in the wrong
@Mrmranyandeverything Incorrect. I am,a Molecular Biologist. I have nothing against the advancement of science. In fact, my work contributes to its advancement for many years. Micro-evolution is dis-proven, but evolutionists will not let it go because of career endangerment, fear of losing grant money, and being ostracized by their peers. It is you who does not understand irreducible complexity at the sub-cellular and molecular level and the impossibility of micro-evolution and bio-genesis.
@davidrstarr can you give me an example that i would be able to look up what your contributions were? and only reason i am asking is cause of your "about me" description on your channel, which is just verses from the bible and what you have been told that they mean. not to be condescending or in any real negative way its just, my own experiences lead me to ask for more than just words when dealing with people of any religion. so please don't take offense
She's calling almost every scientist in the world stupid.
If new life were to appear in the peanut butter, (and probably has before) it wouldn't be some little Alien creature crawling around in there! It would just be a microscopic organism that you'd end up eating! D:
@00synergy00 evolution doesn't teach anything. its a principle of nature whether you want to believe it or not. even if the laws of evolution were never discovered it would still be occurring without anyone ever knowing. once again id like to reiterate that evolution does not teach anything.
I think it is a little bit going too far, though. In my opinion it is bad taste to ridiculise religious people in such a shameless way and make them look like complete idiots!
what is this crap? what morons. they obviously don't know what they're talking about, and don't know what atheists are talking about either. i hope nobody takes this kind of stuff seriously...ugh. it's scary to think that they've probably reproduced....
Arrogance and ignorance. What a combination! God is pure knowledge and harmony. Therefore nobody can hold the ultimate in his hands. There is more god in a first grade mathematics book than in the bible.
Passing on this nonsense onto children is irresponsible and destructive and therefore should be forbidden. These people need to be deprogrammed by a good doctor.
These people need to grow brains and stop trying to "teach" a subject that they know nothing about. Evolution is a fact, and has been proven time and time again. All they have shown here is how evolution doesnt work. Maybe they should read some real books! I live by a saying, never trust a person who has only ever read one book.
First Evolution explains the diversity of life not how life began. Seccond The proteins in Penut Butter are complex and already formed by another life form. Abiogenisis (start of life from non-life) states how proteins would form from inorganic matter not already organic matter. This arguement is ment to sway the uneducated and is sick.
Why oh why don't these creationists go on a speaking tour in Japan or China? Please please please please please please go on a tour in Japan and China, presenting these views. I guarantee you'll get good attendance! As for myself, I would pay thousands of dollars to see it, it would be great to see you laughed off the stage night after night.
I don't know. The Europeans already think, that we are a bunch of iliterates. I suggest to have them go back to school and let third graders explain to them how the world works. Maybe it would be helpful to establish self-help groups all over the country like the ones for drug addicts.
Damn, I wanted to see a jar of peanut butter actually start talking about why evolution is wrong
bennybrickster 5 days ago
The ignorance in this is too much for my head to comprehend :(
theElectr0ne 1 week ago
Ah peanut butter man. This is a classic Creationist Derp! HAHA I remember I laughed for hours the first time I saw this.
GodKillerAtheist 2 weeks ago
WTF evolution does not happen in a matter of days it matters it needs millions of years and it also needs something to adapt to and life can't be created out of a peanut butter jar
(sorry for the broken English)
inFamousxable 3 weeks ago
understanding the subject fail deeerp
randysahustlerbaby 1 month ago
so the bibez is true.... awsome, i gots to get me a Slave.
alienmorals 2 months ago
I don't take tips of a guy with part of his finger missing. I mean most scientists tell me that evolution exists and they have all 10 complete fingers.
Theholynazi 2 months ago
Oh those religious folk are so smart that they proved that they dont understand evolution with peanut butter. "Occasionally" is by far the most inaccurate way to describe evolution possible, also that simply isn't evolution, but goog effort guys, gg
MrZaloski 2 months ago
oh no its the "Peanutbutter Man"!
KingVego 2 months ago
I think I just threw up.
victoriaghewlett 2 months ago
i found a human ear in my peanut butter
aDragonor2 2 months ago
Comment removed
SailorNagisa 2 months ago
You...are peanut butter....no wait, I was wrong...you're just nuts!!! What a waste of good human flesh,,,
zxcar1 3 months ago
This guy honestly needs to find a better example. Evolution has proof. New proof every single day. Christianity's only proof I can see is a book that has been translated over and over, and is older than my grandma. I myself don't really align with either side. I believe in something out there that may be greater than us. But this argument honestly provided no reason for me to believe in Christianity. Honestly.
ThePhysherMan 3 months ago
Lol, what if he there was a little monster thing when he opened it, lol.
Also, life does not come from "energy" and "matter". It comes from the organic compounds that are created and can be created from inorganic compounds.
pastordisastor 3 months ago
it took countless millions of years for self replicating molecules to be able to store enough information to make copies of themselves, and he wants it to happen to a preservative-laden half pound of peanut butter?
HunsV 4 months ago
Evolution describes the origin of species, not the origin of life DUMBASSES!!!
sims3loser 4 months ago
You need to cum in the peanut butter and shake it up to create new life.
hitlarspenis 4 months ago
Coincidentally, I happen to like peanut butter AND banana sanwiches. "Atheists nightmare"?- Hardly!
justinoakley999 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If you really believe this you are a fool, if you don't believe this you are malicious, and I don't think you are a fool.
simonthevet 5 months ago
why doesnt your chair evolve...not always, but once in a while???
MrBigEnchilada 5 months ago
Simple minds would accept this.
JonesIndustries 5 months ago
This is obviously satire...
nthomas87 5 months ago
@nthomas87 I wish. I wish. The sad truth of the matter is that this video is by and for people who probably think that "abiogenesis" is a genre of book.
Tylendal242 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
he has done "over a billion experiments"? where is his documentation of that?
Gretadorfman 5 months ago
Maybe you have to open 74 billion jars before you hit the jackpot. What number are you at so far?
lotanerve 5 months ago
Wow how fucking um........ i dont even know!
Smokesumphor20 5 months ago
one day I scratched my balls and realized my kids came from there
TrueGreatness73 6 months ago
Millions of jars of peanuts butter have been opened, and God never appeared in it.
Conclusions, as God never appeared in jars, it does not exist.
maotzetof 6 months ago 14
chuck missler is a fucking idiot.. who is actually stupid enough to buy the creationist load of shit? folks that stupid should be put on an island so that they can't contaminate the population any more. fucking idiots. evolution is a fact. all your fairy tales prove is how stupid you really are. its just santa for grown ups.
SpecialEdAllstar 6 months ago 3
@davidstarr Or, maybe your not what you say you are since this is youtube and everyone lies - especially if they are a creationist (being a liar is a requirement). I'm betting your nothing more than a 14 year old fuck stain who heard a few kent hovind rants, remembered some fancy sounding words, and decided to jump online to set people straight. I makes sense you would lie about what you are since that is what your heroes do. Monkey see monkey do. I am begging you to prove me wrong. Dox yourself
SpecialEdAllstar 6 months ago
@davidstarr If your a molecular biologist - then your unemployed. Micro evolution is a fact. Macro Evolution is a fact. The only difference between the two is time. Its a fact the the earth is more than 4 billion years old. If god just created everything, as your statement seems to indicate a belief in, you need to explain noncoding DNA. You need to explain the genetic markers we find that clearly show common ancestry. You also need to explain the recent observed examples of macro evolution.
SpecialEdAllstar 6 months ago
abiogenesis is just more of the same atheist clap trap... no matter how complicated they try to make this stuff there will always remain glaring holes... for example, metabolism first or replication first... ie chicken or the egg. next, the organization of amino acids and protiens... on and on this atheist mythology goes... where it stops? well we all die...
cwross1976 7 months ago
BWHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanx for the laugh. If it's satire, it's really good. If it's not, it's REALLY stupid. Either way, it's hilarious.
seeqer66 7 months ago
you seriously misunderstand evolution.
420FreeLife 7 months ago
@TokenBlackAtheist
i....... i fucking love you <3
colvstar 7 months ago
v___v *face palm*
jgroves56 8 months ago
wow evolution isn't supposed to explain how life was created but it explains how life has changed and adapted to its enviornment you shouldn't try to disprove something that you don't understand yourself
findalyo5 8 months ago
Yeah, even ignoring the obvious flaws with expecting new life to emerge in a jar of peanut butter of all things, I don't suppose it ever crossed this guy's mind that new life would probably be microscopic and thus all these millions of people "testing" wouldn't even be able to see if there was new life.
bicokun 8 months ago
Ph.D. from Louisiana Baptist University... unaccredited theologically conservative Christian university,
A Los Angeles Times article reported that Missler and co-author Hal Lindsey had plagiarized a portion of Miami University Professor Edwin Yamauchi's 1982 book Foes From the Northern Frontier in their own 1992 book The Magog Factor. This guy is just full of shit, oops ...peanut butter!!
oregonsheepherder 8 months ago
This argument would only hold up if anyone was suggesting that life began in a sealed jar of peanut butter. The fact that the peanut butter is itself organic material and abiogenesis is about the formation of life from inorganic material shows just how much research they put into their analogy. Also, abiogenesis is a different field of study from evolution, dumb creationist mofos!
iansheridan123 8 months ago
the reason nothing grows on penut butter like all spoilage resistant foods is down to the amount of available (to bacteria) water this is a cornerstone of food storage.
The aw of peanut butter and peanut spreads (0.20 - 0.33), however, is much lower than that required for growth. The Miller and Urey experiment proved that given enough time life could be started from nothing
angrywhenroused 9 months ago
Evolution doesn't claim that energy and matter can create life, abiogenesis does. Dumbasses.
claybfx 9 months ago 2
I made a peanut butter sandwich for lunch today. wonder how much new life I will be consuming in my creamy nutty sandwichy goodness? hmmm....
demarcro 9 months ago 2
This is honestly the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I am amazed that people like this exist. I am also frightened that people like this exist.
OMGames13 9 months ago
what....the...fuck...is wrong with people? are we really that fucking stupid to have people WITHIN OUR SPECIES that fucking makes videos like this? JESUS FUCKING GOD FUCK ME
gregory06 9 months ago 2
How do know you're an idiot? You think a banana or peanut butter disproves evolution.
SeatacNING 9 months ago
facepalm
diablossmirk 9 months ago
One time I opened a Peanut Butter jar and there were ants in it.
CHECK MATE!
blarg83 9 months ago 21
I will guess.. he is the result of failed american education system!
damn! he really need to attend a science class!
primus9370 9 months ago
@HyperNessie Your an idiot, make a comment for all the atheists/evolutionists to jump on, because we all know that the top comments are being thumbed up by them. Grow up, and act like the Christian you claim to be.
papidalgo 10 months ago
the fact is, if he did find life out of the jar he would have been like ******* im suing this company, what kind of food company allows life to generate from peanut butter jars?!?!!?
the fact is, if he did find life out of the jar he would have been like ******* god just generated another life!!! it's proof god exists!!!!!!!! your arguments are now invalid!!!
MrBigEnchilada 10 months ago
This just fails so hard. Some of these people are in positions with power... oh my...
FHomeBrew 11 months ago
Wow, no life spawns in an environment not suited for life to do so? That's like saying humans don't exist, the proof is there aren't any in the sun! This is one of the stupidest videos ever! I love it!
Tigerpawzs 11 months ago
fail. the theory of evolution isnt about the creation of life, its the idea that life changes over time due to outside conditions.its sad to know people actually believe this.
aninjainatree 11 months ago
Mr Darwin, a member of the Church of England, wrote a book called 'The Origin of SPECIES through natural selection' not 'The Origin of LIFE' Doh!!!!!!!
scarletharlot69 1 year ago
@HyperNessie what a gr8 christian you are...
ThomasWinkworth 1 year ago
my response to the guy shaking the peanut butter: Wait 50 years and open that jar and eat it i will give him 100000 dollars if no new life has appeared. why would they put the expiration date then???
pyromaanisi 1 year ago
@pyromaanisi Dont take that bet..... there are preservatives and no air in it. It might go bad, but there probably wont be microbes.
lormendi 1 year ago
I like the idea that the early earth consisted mainly of peanut butter =P
what an idiot
haz020190 1 year ago 2
Does this man really believe what he is saying? Either he is a satirist or mind-bendingly stupid. As I personally know quite a few Christians, I'd say the latter.
Ergonowt 1 year ago
What he doesnt realize, is that if he was to be blended, pasteurized and stuffed into a pickling barrel, that upon opening the barrel new life would indeed be created from his body, only it would be a flourishing of the yeast, mold and bacteria that he is full of.
writerightnow 1 year ago
Poor guy, lost part of his finger... Oh, and he's about as smart as a sack of rocks...
HajjiBleach 1 year ago
@HajjiBleach
He bit it off while licking the mold from that other peanut butter.
writerightnow 1 year ago
@HyperNessie So why are you still Christian? Hate logic and critical thinking?
Balaganow 1 year ago
The stupid, it hurts!
mazle100 1 year ago
Leave the lid off or a while and what do you get? Mold.
BAM! New life.
evanccsmith 1 year ago
STEP 1 : SHOVE THE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER UP YOUR ASS
STEP 2 : WAIT FOR ABOUT A 10 MILLION YEARS
and you shall have your creatures.
Caeseur 1 year ago
Clearly he took out all the new life-forms before he opened that jar.
Jahonay 1 year ago
will he ever get to see how stupid this is ?
mleczko79 1 year ago
WUT?
YeMadAzza 1 year ago
If you think evolution is a matter of belief you are uneducated.
If you think the fact that evolution is a "theory" you are uneducated AND ignorant.
If you think that there is no proof for evolution you are either uneducated AND ignorant, OR you are ignoring it in order to maintain and further your beliefs.
At least have the courage to admit you are so desperate to maintain your beliefs that you would rather live in ignorance and stupidity than take the time to educate yourself.
IamTHEDeadFrog 1 year ago 18
@IamTHEDeadFrog No, evolution IS a theory, which is precisely the problem. The word theory has evolved in the English language to mean something completely different than what it was intended to mean.
Today "theory" is used in conversation to mean an idea with no empirical value or any validity. But a scientific theory is actually something which has enormous evidence supporting it. Gravity is a theory, for instance.
soccaplaya3303 9 months ago 2
@soccaplaya3303
Actually "Theory" has two definitions at least. The colloquial one involves an untested or unproven hypothesis.
in SCIENTIFIC TERMS, it refers to a model that has been proven to be accurate at reproducing and predicting the behaviors of a certain field of study.
See Gravity.
IamTHEDeadFrog 7 months ago
@IamTHEDeadFrog everything you just said applies more to atheists than christains at this point.
cwross1976 7 months ago
@cwross1976
You sir are a living "Case in point" thank you for proving my point exactly.
IamTHEDeadFrog 7 months ago
@IamTHEDeadFrog Precisely. The fact that there is no differentiation between the colloquial term and the scientific term, is the crux of why this video is pure bullshit. If someone wishes to discuss a subject intelligently, especially science, they must use the language associated with the field properly.
soccaplaya3303 7 months ago
@soccaplaya3303
While I do agree with you, it stands to fact that the majority of Americans (you are the only western world in this) do not understand the difference. I am not sure if this is a total failure of your education system (as everywhere else I have gone from the breadth of Canada, to the width of Europe does not have this problem of understanding simple linguistics) or if it is a symptom of the overarching propaganda of the religious organizations in your country.
IamTHEDeadFrog 7 months ago
@IamTHEDeadFrog hmmm I wonder if its called the theory of evolution for a reason...
kenshin1368 6 months ago
@kenshin1368
Only those completely lacking in education fail to understand the difference between the colloquial and scientific definitions.
IamTHEDeadFrog 6 months ago
@IamTHEDeadFrog i'm probably beating a dead horse (or a dead frog amirite?), but evolution IS a theory. so is gravity, atomic theory, cell theory... the vast majority of scientific principles are theories. however, there is a distinction between a scientific theory and a theory used in everyday conversations. scientific theories undergo a lot of testing and criticism so that they are as close to fact as humanly possible. in normal speech, theories are actually hypotheses: untested proposals.
Cuddlebunzzzz 5 months ago
@Cuddlebunzzzz
However when discussing a subject, one must use the terms associated with the subject AS THEY ARE RECOGNIZED WITHIN SAID SUBJECT. Therefor when discussing a scientific "Theory" you must use the term as it applies in SCIENCE, not everyday colloquial english. As I said before, it is only in america that I have ever encountered this particular ignorance, although I am sure it exists elsewhere.
IamTHEDeadFrog 4 months ago
@IamTHEDeadFrog that's because, as far as i know, America is the only developed nation where a 2000 year old book of fables written by people who thought the Earth was flat is considered more intellectually valuable than countless hours of research, observation, and experimentation conducted by reputable scientists. i'm sure the only other places where such ignorance exists are in underdeveloped nations, and they have a legit excuse for thinking that way (lack of access to education).
Cuddlebunzzzz 4 months ago
@IamTHEDeadFrog Evolution is a scientific theory, which is different from what a person thinks a theory is.
Zekezan88 4 months ago
@Zekezan88
Pretty sure I mentioned that... did you even read my comments? or just look at the first few words and make up the rest?
IamTHEDeadFrog 4 months ago
@IamTHEDeadFrog No, I just basically posted a tl;dr for the idiots, and stated something which you did not.
Zekezan88 4 months ago
@Zekezan88
I did state it, but you are right, I should have done a TL;DR for the morons.
IamTHEDeadFrog 4 months ago
Sometimes I get drunk and find my dick in the peanut butter jar.
natexlb123 1 year ago 2
holy shit religious people.
they believe in a sky pimp, are you all surprised this guy would think a jar of peanut butter has any sort of sound argument?
Graviteh 1 year ago
If peanut butter is the atheist's nightmare, then is lacking a sixth-grade understanding of biology the fundie's nightmare?
xujhan 1 year ago
We should have a law that all religious humes should be killed.
Ph7uX 1 year ago
uReligious, if you are a troll, WELL DONE.
If you actually believe this crap, then I pity you.
mitrumpetplaya 1 year ago
These religion people are really stretching to find "proof" aren't they? Processed food doesn't evolve. And evolution doesn't happen in the time it takes to process said food, take it home and open the jar. What an idiot. Evolution takes hundreds if not thousands of years. Bunch of idiots.
spellwight 1 year ago
How stupid do you have to be to believe this guy?
Tastesickles 1 year ago
Oh shit! They have found the peanut butter! The gig is up everyone, quick, back to our secret underground lair try and come up with a new plot to try and fool the Christians!
Oh whats the point... They are just too smart for us.
ht3mex 1 year ago
There is a certain amount of dead cockroaches in every jar of peanut butter. Technically there was life there but it's been smothered and crushed into peanut butter. Also a closed peanut butter jar would be a closed system the earth was never a closed system. You're comparing apples and something from another dimension :)
momooks 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@HyperNessie The pot calling the kettle black eh?
Basicpiviot 1 year ago
Atheist aren't dumb, you're dumb, and this video proves it. Morons!
TheLacedaemonian300 1 year ago
i like to believe that when i get an especially tasty jar of peanut butter it is because new life has developed in it.
mmmm new life.
donohue29 1 year ago
This dude is as dumb as a bag of hammers.
sockcutter 1 year ago 2
Evolution does not address the creation of life, it speaks to the diversity of species. Abiogenesis addresses the creation of life.
This video fails as soon as it states its premise, which is demonstrably false. As for the asshat with the peanut butter, let him know we've been canning food since Napoleonic times. And there is a reason we can it vice carry it about in open containers.
If life does not and can not come from non-life, please tell me: which one of my atoms is alive?
rohanwotan2 1 year ago
Life from non life, apart from God's direct intervention, is a fairy tale."
You gotta love the Christian double standard.
YoshiTheBlue 1 year ago
FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL i feel bad for their kids -.-
mcmadbat3 1 year ago
How can people be this dumb ? Seriously America, what the fuck is wrong with your education system to produce such gleaming examples of the intellectually challenged? Evolution is real weather you like it or not. Find a way to justify it with your bronze age desert dogma or shut the hell up!
TheFluffyDuck 1 year ago
@TheFluffyDuck I believe you meant "whether" in "Evolution is real *whether* you like it or not." Please don't group all Americans into a single category of intellectual ineptitude. This speaker is not representative of all US citizens.
BzerkRcher 1 year ago
I love Bin Laden!
OBMB 1 year ago
O SHIT SOMEONE GET ME A BIBLE, I TRIED THE PEANUT BUTTER EXPERIMENT AND HE'S RIGHT!!!
ddrddrddrddr 1 year ago
EVOLUTION IS NOT ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF LIFE!!!!!!
TheNinerion 1 year ago
is this guy serious according to scientist life began when some kind of chemical reaction with primordial ooze in the vast ocean which to me makes sense since all life depends on water and is made of water also chemical reactions drive living things such as respiration digestion photosynthesis etc. peanut butter? get the fuck out of here with that shit
marcos52491 1 year ago
I had a real problem with creationism until I saw this video.
I am a believer now that it has been pointed out that peanut butter does not produce life.
jagara1 1 year ago
abiogenesis is not evolution
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago 2
This man in this video is an idiot - really, why are people posting crap like this???
CaneFu 1 year ago
OMG. You are so right. I am now fully convinced that Evolution did NOT happen. Because Evolution could not have possibly produced someone as stupid as these people.
noumenalparadigm 1 year ago
......ha..hah.hahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh, creationists, you guys crack me up.
VideoHunter13 1 year ago
A synthesized substance in a synthesized container.... Unbelievable...
danlc95 1 year ago
Flawed Premise: "Evolution teaches that energy and matter will occasionally create life." No it doesn't. Evolution has NOTHING to do with how life was created--evolution deals with how life EVOLVED/Evolves.
I stopped watching right there. If you close your eyes, I'm sure not to follow.
TheRedAnarch 1 year ago
I don't get it. Are religious fundamentalists physically incapable of understanding science somehow? For crying out loud, a 5 year old can point out that this is complete BS.
In homage to South Park: "I have seen tons of stupid videos, but this one takes the retard cake"
NishotheRunemage 1 year ago
Retard alert!...man, this is worse than the banana video.
ritoca06 1 year ago
Watching this I decided there must be a negative side on the scale of IQ.
mysententia 1 year ago
"Life from non-life, apart from God's intervention, is a fairy tale!" <- The IRONY in that statement is mind-bogglingly immense.
TerranRich 1 year ago
Yes, evolution doesn´t happen. There was never early anphibians, no dinosaurs, no giant mammals, Australia has the same animal species as everywhere else, the iguana of the Galapagos is a different species... what a morron. It´s easier and more comforting for him to think that we were created by an invisible being that likes to play with mud. So, let him explain about the Neandertals or the Cromangnon men. Bad mud? or a bad blow by god?
bongosorongo 1 year ago
Jesus fucking christ those religionists are dumb!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc
baggies70 1 year ago
WTF????? I did it and it worked wow there is no god
jaca1 1 year ago
@HyperNessie lol
shamantics 1 year ago
Chuck Missler nobody's saying life began by electrocuting a jar of peanut butter you stupid FUCKFACE
rddaos 1 year ago
LMAO. Really, this video always makes my day. It's so stupid in so many ways, I just keep laughing my ass off.
Evilanious 1 year ago 2
Peanut Butter is tasty.
SuicidalFerret 1 year ago
IF EVOLUTION DOESN'T EXIST HOW DOES YOU ACCOUNT FER PEANUTS BECOMING PEANUT BUTTERS.
lazerloop 1 year ago
Evolution isn't Abiogenesis.
Jonstern1983 1 year ago
Where did this guy get his understanding of evolution I wonder? Wikipedia would have been a good place for him to start.
neophyteshutterbug 1 year ago
@HyperNessie and a hats off to thee sir.
lordsilly 1 year ago
Wow, people actually check their peanut butter in a microscope to see if there are single cell organisms there? And this has been done billions of times each year for a hundred years!
flatnerd 1 year ago
Le sigh. Evolution says NOTHING about the creation of life. You're talking about abiogenesis- life from nonlife. Evolution is the changing of life over time.
frenchmanjohn 1 year ago
@frenchmanjohn Yes. *Le Facepalm* These idiots have no place in throwing their stupidity around.
CalicoVall 1 year ago
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. You idiot. There's no life that "god created" that can live IN peanut butter either. Maybe if you had oxygen for new life to breath and water for it to drink or swim in and more energy than a wal-mart florescent bulb it might happen.
wreckalot 1 year ago
Taking obvious logical loopholes in order to convince us that everything was created by a god.
Omg, only idiots can believe such a video.
wbcom 1 year ago 2
This man is a smug idiot who clearly doesn't understand the concept he is attempting to ridicule.
If evolution does not occur then all species were there at creation (since we all agree extinctions occur, right?). Basically he is saying, with his peanut butter theory, that men coexisted with dinosaurs.
It would be hilarious if it wasn't so ignorant and dangerous.
CuriouserOrange 1 year ago 43
@CuriouserOrange Its true orange. And evolution itself has nothing to do with the origins of life, only the origins of species. Its clear this man misunderstands the basic concept of evolution.
-Raz
armbar541 1 year ago
@CuriouserOrange no he isnt?! ur stupid.
cskittles3 1 year ago
@CuriouserOrange The only thing atheistic evolutionists are good at is making claims based on "just because". It is sad that most atheists have very low IQs and critical thinking skills. Atheists like Lenin, Marx, Mussilini believed we are just random chance beings. This allowed them to justify the murder of millions. Very dangerous and dark characters come from atheistic belief systems. They should not have a problem with Hell. They are already living it. It must be very depressing.
davidrstarr 1 year ago
@CuriouserOrange As in the past with spontaneous generation, atheists believed that mice grew out of dirty underwear. Now they believe that peanut butter gives rise to life. This is very dangerous thinking. We need to start education camps for them to teach them about science.
davidrstarr 1 year ago
@davidrstarr
You're as bad as the moron in this video.
CaneFu 1 year ago
@CaneFu "You're as bad as the moron in this video."
Another "informative" response from an evolu-tard. Can the evolu-tard state specifically what is wrong with his argument using logic and critical thinking skills? Or is it the stnandard evolu-tard response going to be "just because", or an insult or profanity? I already know your standard non-sensical repertoire of possible answers.
davidrstarr 1 year ago
@davidrstarr
You obviously know nothing about science, evolution, or abiogenesis. Nowhere do these sciences claim to be able to start life in a jar of peanut butter you moron.
CaneFu 1 year ago
@CaneFu CaneFu You obviously know nothing about science, evolution, or abiogenesis. Nowhere do these sciences claim to be able to start life in a jar of peanut butter you moron.
Standard pseudo-intellectual evolu-tard arh lame response....."duh,,,just because I am smart".///// "I know everything about science". No one knows like I do" You know shit about nothing. You smug arrogant pseudo-intellectual pompous conceited God hating fag. Go beat yourself to death with a banana .
davidrstarr 1 year ago
@davidrstarr you have to be a troll, and its not really to insult its just that well the ones that normally have a double digit IQ or really know little to nothing about any type of science is someone who believes that one book has all truths and that when man strives for knowledge that they are in the wrong
Mrmranyandeverything 10 months ago
@Mrmranyandeverything Incorrect. I am,a Molecular Biologist. I have nothing against the advancement of science. In fact, my work contributes to its advancement for many years. Micro-evolution is dis-proven, but evolutionists will not let it go because of career endangerment, fear of losing grant money, and being ostracized by their peers. It is you who does not understand irreducible complexity at the sub-cellular and molecular level and the impossibility of micro-evolution and bio-genesis.
davidrstarr 10 months ago
@davidrstarr can you give me an example that i would be able to look up what your contributions were? and only reason i am asking is cause of your "about me" description on your channel, which is just verses from the bible and what you have been told that they mean. not to be condescending or in any real negative way its just, my own experiences lead me to ask for more than just words when dealing with people of any religion. so please don't take offense
Mrmranyandeverything 10 months ago
@davidrstarr Uhhh, I have had a hard time finding evidence that disproves microevolution. Care to shed some light, enlightened one?
Tactic11 9 months ago
@Tactic11 Mis-print. I meant to say macro-evolution. Micro-evolution happens every day, but speciation does not (macro-evolution)
davidrstarr 9 months ago
She's calling almost every scientist in the world stupid.
If new life were to appear in the peanut butter, (and probably has before) it wouldn't be some little Alien creature crawling around in there! It would just be a microscopic organism that you'd end up eating! D:
imsocool213 1 year ago
I like how evolution doesn't teach anything that they claim it teaches.
00synergy00 1 year ago
@00synergy00 evolution doesn't teach anything. its a principle of nature whether you want to believe it or not. even if the laws of evolution were never discovered it would still be occurring without anyone ever knowing. once again id like to reiterate that evolution does not teach anything.
commerceskate 1 year ago
Don't you all get it? It's a PARODY!
I think it is a little bit going too far, though. In my opinion it is bad taste to ridiculise religious people in such a shameless way and make them look like complete idiots!
flamifer 1 year ago
@flamifer "Don't you all get it? It's a PARODY! " Sadly I dont think that is the case. Just like the banana man ray comfort
badpanda84 1 year ago
what is this crap? what morons. they obviously don't know what they're talking about, and don't know what atheists are talking about either. i hope nobody takes this kind of stuff seriously...ugh. it's scary to think that they've probably reproduced....
batfan1sarah 1 year ago
bunch of idiots.
Rather than follow their good book and love their neighbors like a brother they waste time with utterly moronic examples.
cokefueledrage 1 year ago
haha this is retarded! He should get a biologi book
ardjoar1234 1 year ago
you know whats retarded? not being able to spell BIOLOGY
dukedread7 1 year ago
is that jar of pb millions of years old? cool...
junkrocker 1 year ago
Lawl... he is not "disproving" evolution... but spontaneous generation! haha thank you Mr. Louis Pasteur
BalanceDruid22 1 year ago
AHAHA I LOVE OLD PEOPLE!!!! They are the most unintelligent people on this non-god created earth. :)
BalanceDruid22 1 year ago
Arrogance and ignorance. What a combination! God is pure knowledge and harmony. Therefore nobody can hold the ultimate in his hands. There is more god in a first grade mathematics book than in the bible.
Passing on this nonsense onto children is irresponsible and destructive and therefore should be forbidden. These people need to be deprogrammed by a good doctor.
flamifer 1 year ago
@flamifer amen to that!
uncleboring 1 year ago
These people need to grow brains and stop trying to "teach" a subject that they know nothing about. Evolution is a fact, and has been proven time and time again. All they have shown here is how evolution doesnt work. Maybe they should read some real books! I live by a saying, never trust a person who has only ever read one book.
lashknife01 1 year ago
First Evolution explains the diversity of life not how life began. Seccond The proteins in Penut Butter are complex and already formed by another life form. Abiogenisis (start of life from non-life) states how proteins would form from inorganic matter not already organic matter. This arguement is ment to sway the uneducated and is sick.
0cguitarfreak 1 year ago
Why oh why don't these creationists go on a speaking tour in Japan or China? Please please please please please please go on a tour in Japan and China, presenting these views. I guarantee you'll get good attendance! As for myself, I would pay thousands of dollars to see it, it would be great to see you laughed off the stage night after night.
holzpusher 1 year ago
@holzpusher
I don't know. The Europeans already think, that we are a bunch of iliterates. I suggest to have them go back to school and let third graders explain to them how the world works. Maybe it would be helpful to establish self-help groups all over the country like the ones for drug addicts.
flamifer 1 year ago
i've heard more intellegence out of a parrot.
Strikesnake1994 1 year ago