You know; physics presents the multiverse theory right? Well what if in one of them swear words were applied to nicer thoughts. Like, what if mom and dad were instead fuck and shit?
He was probably the most intelligent man to have ever lived, I have based almost my entire belief system on the comedy of this man. The reason he was so funny was because everything he said made seance in stead of the bullshit everyone else is constantly spewing.
"You know the seven, don't you, that you can't say on Television? Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits, eh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul... curve your spine... and keep the country from winning the war... shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits, wow..."
Not true..I hear the DJ's where I live say shit, asshole, prick, bitch, motherfucker & a few others...live! Ob TV I can't say, ciz I don't have TV. Now, Cheech & Chong & Monty Python could get away with it.
'Ciyrse, with "tits", in laborer lingo, means it is PERFECT!!!!! Ya, then you got your tater tits! lol
I saw him live when I was in college. The last 2 bits were this and a weather forecast by Al Sleet. I almost fell out of my wheelchair. He was funny. Profane, but funny
that 70's show didnt bring me here
bhefna 1 week ago 6
I said all of these especially TITS!!!
EthicalTurtle7 3 weeks ago 3
Holy crap I DID just finish watching that 70s show!
chasedaltonbeesley14 1 month ago
And piss isn't a bad word
cp123hey 1 month ago
I think sh@t is used on tv and radio
cp123hey 1 month ago
i was watchoing Thats 70 Show... same with the other 64,705 people.. xD
RainbowSmores 1 month ago 3
Like if u just finish watching that 70's show and was curious lol
2312SARAI 1 month ago 7
hahaha i'm watching that 70's show as we speak. had to look it up
ChannelDJBlank 1 month ago 2
That 70's show rocks for bringing me here!
SolatinaToni 1 month ago 3
Lol
nosleepwiz 1 month ago
That 70's Show brought me here. :D
XsavannahsuicideX 1 month ago 2
Funny part was " tator tits" ... Lol... It does does sound like a snack... Betcha can't eat just one... ahaha...
sweetbaby103 1 month ago
Shit
piss
fuck
cunt
cock sucking
mother fucker
Tits
Lovley isen't it? >:o
demirachel1fanlol 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
I'm sho watching that 70's show rite now, that same episode...
sweetbaby103 1 month ago
ohh prick, prick your finger but dont finger ur prick
SethBOYY 1 month ago
I didn't know pissed was a curse word. Sorry kids I guess mommy do curse. Lol
t3a2r 1 month ago
eric::lets go and 5 all night
thewwestar43 1 month ago
That 70's show;D
demirachel1fanlol 1 month ago
Everybody hates Chris got me here.
xXCrescentMoonStarXx 1 month ago
4 people can go 3 themselves
masterknaster 1 month ago 4
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you can say all those words
AlexAlexMad 2 months ago
R.I.P. you genius
memsyscat 2 months ago
Lmao whenever he says the words I think of the blink-182 song. XD
xshortyx4life511 2 months ago
My teacher showed me this in class today.... Who says school is boring??
WALTAC311 2 months ago
South park says them all
masterchief609 2 months ago
@masterchief609 and then some lol
iheartmyshoes88 2 months ago
6:46
bobsdogscowsvideos 2 months ago
That 70's Show brought me here. And I don't regret it!
Alexthesarcastic 2 months ago
"1" i keep gigling like "3" Foreman LOL
iHaveAGimangoPenis 2 months ago 4
i knew these words, from the blink 182 song. <3
MurderMania182 2 months ago
Hahaha yeah that 70's show
carlito4603 2 months ago
LMFAO came here from That 70s Show <3
derespinoproductions 2 months ago 2
Yup that 70s show
dalcoboy 3 months ago 3
I love Spongebob.
NihilCorrupt 3 months ago
Love THAT 70's SHOW
98giani 3 months ago 3
Who knew these words before that 70's show???
Carlinrules22 3 months ago 4
That 70's Show is what brought me to watching this :)
Brewergirl267 3 months ago 4
LOL!!!!! FREAKIN FUNNY!!!!!
3picCandy 4 months ago
10 hours ago???? I was watching that 70's show for 4 hours after 10 hours ago
3picCandy 4 months ago
That 70s show
Bobthedino45 4 months ago
That 70s show
doubleaeequals3 5 months ago
i love this stand-up
jkron111 5 months ago
o thst 70s show as soon as eric mentioned the 7 i totally looked them up haha best show ever
abcdefghijklmno12705 5 months ago
that 70 show
m1k3sh1n0da 5 months ago 19
That 70s Show brought me here.
BasicsForYou 5 months ago 35
thumbs up if ''everybody hates chris'' brought you here XD
x3StarXx 5 months ago 2
now those are the 7 COMMON words in tv
bumblebee123410 5 months ago
why can't you say these words on the radio nowadays?
radioforworldpeace 5 months ago
That 70's show. Halirous.
Mitch11fly 5 months ago 3
blink 182- family reunion xD
MrBrendanCunningham 6 months ago
what are the words 1-7?
CharlieBarkin44 6 months ago
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ssaulsserrato1 5 months ago
THAT 70S SHOW!!
CharlieBarkin44 6 months ago 2
peter griffin 1:09
roastbeef813 6 months ago
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Why isn't he a chef? =/
WeWatchYouWatchTV 6 months ago
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leviofoley 6 months ago
Lol that's 70s show.
Mr28Ruslan 6 months ago 5
I WATCH THAT 70'S SHOW LAST NIGHT AND I WAS SO INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT THOSE 7 WORDS ARE AND KNOW I KNOW.
missfluffy2009 6 months ago 4
I saw that on that 70's show last night too!
xSMDWIFTA 6 months ago 3
I saw this on that 70 show last night
alamanthara 6 months ago 4
That 70's show !!!!!
chipmuck07 6 months ago 3
Haha I just saw it two. Thumbs up to that 70's show.
bryantkeandre 6 months ago 2
That 70's show!!!!!!!!
MsSpazzinOut 6 months ago 2
Hahah ohh thank you that 70's show
brelovesmatt1 6 months ago 3
To think that 70s show brought everyone to the same vid ...... greatest ......... Show ........ EVER
XlilsteveX 6 months ago
Thumbs up if that 70s show brought u here
Killdestroyer1 6 months ago 3
Thank you that 70s show
slevin251 6 months ago 3
@slevin251
YOU SAW THAT EPISODE JUST AN HOUR AGO DIDN'T YOU?? ITS A MARATHON :)
DiabloArcade 6 months ago 2
@PurpleNeonRain no way me too lol
boydofw 6 months ago
Was just watching that 70s show and had to find out what 4 was lol
PurpleNeonRain 6 months ago 5
@PurpleNeonRain me tooo
jg014 6 months ago
i didnt laugh a bit... I hear this words on tv 24/7 it aint the 70s anymore
pauledgard 6 months ago 2
I find it funny now that we can say "piss" in kids shows. Watch Regular Show and you'll see
MrBlockishMark 6 months ago
now you can say all of these on tv depending on the time of day XD
a7xfan66611 6 months ago
i have heard pisss aloooooottttt.
TheFootOfGold 6 months ago
I CANT LISTEN TO THIS WITHOUT LAUGHING WITHIN THE FIRST 30 SECONDS!! its so odd!!!!!!
totalgleekgirl 6 months ago
oh 1 this is hilarious
totalgleekgirl 6 months ago
That 70's Show got me hear.
sgiho96 6 months ago 34
@sgiho96 me too, but learn how to spell *here
Musicismyevrythng 1 month ago
I originally heard it from everybody hates Chris
CeceKali 6 months ago 2
That 70's show got me here. :)
NextLaker11 6 months ago 5
Very funny who says cunt on the radio or piss.
isaacvelasquez123 6 months ago
I think it's awesome how most of the people who watched this only watched it because of That 70's Show!! That's the only reason I know about it :)(:
Vikkim30 6 months ago 18
R.I.P. George..You are missed!!
Vatch1966 6 months ago
i see you driving roun town with the girl i know and im like...
puppychuu 7 months ago
Hey baby, show me your 7s!
johnp0729 8 months ago
"I kept thinking and it's so unfair... You cannot sum up George Carlin in a couple of words; give me at least seven." - Joan Rivers.
fiesta181 8 months ago 6
I was watching that 70's show all the way through and I just had to see what 4 was that the women didn't like :D haha
SlinkyT05 8 months ago 25
@SlinkyT05 me 2 i just watched it...lol
GMCboy1500 1 month ago
EVERYHATES CHRIS <3
" NUMBERRRR 333333333333 " haha
lolaloveable260 8 months ago 5
Oh, this just made my day :)
TINACOHENCHANG98 8 months ago
Eric Foreman: "Hey Hyde, go "3" yourself."
cooldude8437 8 months ago 71
Like this if That 70's Show brought you here
RexiiRen 9 months ago 227
@RexiiRen lol yes you 3ing mother4ing 5.....stupid 7 lol
Woj572 4 months ago
@RexiiRen nah everybody hates chris brought me here
THEBiZZYBRAIN 4 months ago
@RexiiRen Everybody hates Chris brought me here
jlynei 3 months ago
family reunion by blink 182 has all those and some
drdre0666 9 months ago
I don't mind fuck and shit, but P & C ARE OUT!!! LOL
wjrshepherd10 9 months ago
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, motherfucking, cocksucking, tits
lockingfrench 10 months ago
RIP George Carlin
Mistertbones 10 months ago
Haah Thee Episode Of When Erick Is Hearing This was Juss On ;D
TheMrfiggz23 10 months ago
That 70's show brought me here
juls62292 10 months ago 14
@juls62292 same here
i saw the one where dana gets fired from the radio station
latino54able 10 months ago 4
@juls62292 Same, I understand know why Eric was laughing so much the other day at the record store!
Bdroufr 10 months ago 3
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Bdroufr 10 months ago
Oh my god this is awesome! I only watched it cause of that 70's show...
TINACOHENCHANG98 10 months ago
thumbs this up if you watched this cuz eric was watchign this on that 70s show
LoveEmmett11 11 months ago 8
Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war
Xexsf 11 months ago
tater tits, i always call them that :D
quingod22 11 months ago
You know; physics presents the multiverse theory right? Well what if in one of them swear words were applied to nicer thoughts. Like, what if mom and dad were instead fuck and shit?
MegaAstroFan18 1 year ago
this was mad funny mad funny
TheSk8r4life15 1 year ago
399,993 : 7
matt09ad 1 year ago 6
i think george carlin was best as the narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends
jrdstyx 1 year ago
@jrdstyx I loved that show as a child!!!!
wjrshepherd10 9 months ago
@wjrshepherd10 so did i and i still do i watch Thomas still and then listen George Carlin both back to back
jrdstyx 9 months ago
on that '70s show they said let's go home and 5 all night looks like some one's gettin a bj
TheLynn133 1 year ago
@TheLynn133 omg! i was just watching that!!!!
emilyydx 1 year ago
@emilyydx haha that's funny
TheLynn133 1 year ago
Tv has changed quite a bit since then.
tubbychuck 1 year ago
I Love This Guy, Mad He Died Tho
BboyFlipFRC1990 1 year ago
who the 3 disliked this? what kind of 5ing 6ing 4 wouldnt like that?
MeatLoafFan47 1 year ago
@MeatLoafFan47 Probably people who want to watch him instead of a single picture...
Iamnotabug 1 year ago
Do not finger your prick! XD
Jenoshi12 1 year ago
i've heard these words on tv like a gazillon times
sammyk011 1 year ago
@sammyk011
not in 1978. when he did this routine
PustolovacCom 1 year ago
But they are allowed to say in Youtube
rockfloor 1 year ago
7 words,7 minutes.
5nesta 1 year ago
lol this was on an episode of that 70's show so i looked it up. ps the episode is It's All Over Now.
DrMASONITE 1 year ago 7
@DrMASONITE thats where i first heard this. calling someone a "monkey 5er" which really doesnt make much sense but oh well
MeatLoafFan47 1 year ago
@DrMASONITE i watched that episode last night, i was laughing so hard, especially at fez
maxxorrokks 1 year ago
We just listened to this in my Legal Issues in Mass Comm. course today in college!
alawrence2007 1 year ago
SWEET! the original! I have been looking for this.....
gcgigglegurl 1 year ago 2
blink 182 got their song from this..
dustoff211 1 year ago 2
is this the original one from where the list came ?
marceloramires 2 years ago
@marceloramires this is the one off the CD, i cant remember the CD name, but i believe this is the original yes
neenerneener17 2 years ago
thanks =)
marceloramires 2 years ago
"class clown"
dragonmaster613 2 years ago 3
He was probably the most intelligent man to have ever lived, I have based almost my entire belief system on the comedy of this man. The reason he was so funny was because everything he said made seance in stead of the bullshit everyone else is constantly spewing.
tazadecafeporfavor 2 years ago
what are all the words he sayes?
whitedragon1204 2 years ago
shit, piss, cunt, fuck, coksucker, motherfucker, and tits
joebear25 2 years ago
I have a friend with the nickname Tits...
WinkyTheGreat42 2 years ago 2
tits dont belon on the list. its such a frendly word. it souds like a nikname. ha tits come here man
matt09ad 2 years ago
i love these foods!!
DMZtrooper 2 years ago
"You know the seven, don't you, that you can't say on Television? Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits, eh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul... curve your spine... and keep the country from winning the war... shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits, wow..."
Priceless!! XD
DraconicLink 2 years ago 3
south park says like all of those on TV
Keling13 2 years ago 62
@Keling13
not hardley
wrfrock 1 year ago
@Keling13 yea they say them but they are censored.
nowknowthis 1 year ago
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@Keling13 "south park says like all of those on TV"
That being said that this stand up is like 30 years old. This was when George was still young.
Simtask 1 year ago
@Keling13 you have to remember this was back in 70's when u didnt say anything like this on tv
typolish 1 year ago
@Keling13 yeah but this was back i the 70's, south park wasn't even thought up back then soo yeah
segagod92 11 months ago
@Keling13 , yes, but censored. Love south park.
WhittyfunStudios 6 months ago
He died. :(
masterbinx 3 years ago 3
when?
peachypika 2 years ago
I got to see him do this one live years ago...I about fell out of my seat.
Back then you couldn't say these words on radio or TV.....
5150bythenight 3 years ago 3
you still cant say them.....that is so cool you got to see that live though, i wasnt born in the 70's though i had to settle for the 80's....
cubefn 3 years ago
Not true..I hear the DJ's where I live say shit, asshole, prick, bitch, motherfucker & a few others...live! Ob TV I can't say, ciz I don't have TV. Now, Cheech & Chong & Monty Python could get away with it.
'Ciyrse, with "tits", in laborer lingo, means it is PERFECT!!!!! Ya, then you got your tater tits! lol
5150bythenight 3 years ago 2
I saw him live when I was in college. The last 2 bits were this and a weather forecast by Al Sleet. I almost fell out of my wheelchair. He was funny. Profane, but funny
fcernig33 1 year ago
did he do acid?? rofl that shit is crazy watching pulp fiction with bong rips ^_^
yammer123 3 years ago
This is classic. Really funny stuff this is.
cougars1995 3 years ago 2
classic
Allinum1 3 years ago 2
LMAO
clndstn12 3 years ago
this is funny.
and first comment.
wolfpack5482 3 years ago