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  • My dad did 4 years at Taft haha

  • How awesome would the world be if more people were like Tommy Chong?

  • I think maybe if i'm persistent enough you'll let me see your wife naked?

  • Ask yourself if the 1776 American revolutionaries were more like Dick Cheney or more like Thomas Chong. Seriously...

  • @sternumagnum THOMAS CHONG is CANADIAN, 1776? who gives a shit about that year.?

  • i love love you tommy chong!!!

  • smoke assault, i'm gonna beat the fuck out of you. you could only wish to half the man he is. Keep your head up chong, we all support you man.

  • @KILLRLORD You are stupid.. Read his post slowly. moron.

  • you should do an audiobook of the i chong, i would give anything to hear you reading your book

  • Lol this dude reminds me of my dad. rofl

  • Tommy Chong is the man, everyone loves this guy !!!!

  • Something about 'Poo Toobs' that don't rly turn me on!

    Even with women, that hole is an exit, not an entry lol

  • hey tommy have your heard about STEVO-O that guy loves weed to like you he comes out in jackass!! well i susbribe for you

  • im not anti gay but i am anti poop

    GOLD. FUCKING GOLD.

  • i love u cheech and chong movie when u met cheech cuzin i love u chong

  • like anyone in prisons gonna see a youtube video

  • if you ever come to sweden man,promise u will give me a call,and let's smoke some swedish shit man :D 0737859925 when in sweden,just dial that number,and i'll hook u up!

  • mmm...no theres poop in there.

    LOL

  • i wanna meet you so bad and smoke some canaden shit bro.

  • ...Canaden?

  • hahahahaha nope theres poop in there

  • Can you pls post the ISBN number from your book over the description?

    I want looking for and buy some for me...

    Give that international language or only in english?...I now! i have to learn it he he he

    greetings SV;-)

  • YO CHONG IS COOLEST CAT EVER

  • True inspiration!!!!!!!!! Thank you for all the best memories of my life Chong!

  • Don't Like Poop. Possibly the greatest line ever.

  • I'm anti-poop rofl

  • Indian word for right hole? Google?

  • he couldnt lose it if he tried....... the talent u dig

  • thats funny! "Im not anti-gay but I am anti-poop" haha

  • fucking lame ass people i see on here who dont know how to live free. hahahahah you life sucks snotra

  • AbuvTheInfluncMyAss9, If you saw the size of this old boy and where I come from you would run for dear life my friend.

  • That's not groovy man

    Feel the peace

    Spread the love

    it's far out, man

  • i like you name

  • chong can have his opinions. it's fucking youtube. why is it "too bad" that he's "still a liberal hippie". ok i can see where you got the hippie part but why would you use that against him. because you don't agree with what he's done? you stereotypical moron. and smokeassault or whatever the hell your name was, i dont't completely agree with you. i understand that your sticking up for chong. that's great. and snotra. you lucky i dont shove my foot up your ass. REEFER IS AMAZING.

  • why did he go to jail?

  • for selling bongs

  • for selling bongs on the internet

  • He had a business-Chong Glass-which sold bongs. Certain states do not allow the sale of drug paraphernalia, including Pennsylvania. The 'police' made an order, and asked for it to be sent there. They refused, due to the law, but the police kept on insisting. In the end, they sent it. Chong went to prison because they told him they'd go after his family, too, if he didn't plead guilty. Look for 'The I Chong'-it's a documentary with the call recording etc on. It was a set-up, basically

  • go Fuck yourself you Republican RETARD Nobody Likes you. Tommy Chong is an Inspiration unlike your Piece of Shit American Government.

  • @smokeassault117 Somebody needed to blow off some steam didn't they?

  • @smokeassault117 ikr he pwns so much talk show guys

  • Hey man I don't like poop either.

  • Hey man.... Lorne Forbes here.. I live on Vancouver Island BC Canada. Believe it or not I was just arrested for a ROACH ! spent 5 hours in lock up... Did I mention I am handicapped and it's prescribed by my DR. !

  • i got arrested for a roach too. fucking bullshit. i didn't go to jail but i'm prob gonna be on probation and pay a big ass fine. i got arrested five months ago and the papers just came a week ago.

  • That is really harsh. You must have had a real keener cop bust you. I've been caught twice with a 1/8 and only had it taken away from me. And I live in Lethbridge (Hardcore Conservative Territory).

  • you are the man tommy i back u 2000%

  • I am off to buy this book .... as soon as i get that red in my eye!

  • rol dame that was funny:o)-'

    Bother keep it laugh's Going .

    SKK

  • grrrr...you made me snort milk out my nose...:)

  • Haha, man glad to see you've found your way on youtube. You're an awesome guy, and a great comedian. . .keep doing what you do brother!

  • "no..... i don't like poop." omg i can't stop laughing...

  • greeetings

  • Where's the book?

  • I just got that book and man its one of the best books I've ever read and I'm not just saying that because its Tommy Chong its acctualy a realy good book

  • i think it's really cool that his jokes are about as straightforward as it gets. material may have a variety of different ranges, but he's a traditional, old time (not to insult you tommy!) comedian. good jokes, may not be the cleanest, but he doesn't need to be vulgar! this isn't to say i don't like vulgar comedians, cause i like my fair share, but tommy chong is super funny, just from the couple lines i heard. not a lot of people can do it that well, that easily.

  • Man hes such a good guy

  • you are so freakin funny

  • hahahaha anti-poop good one. :-)

  • yahoo? LOL

  • Great book Tommy! Glad you are a "free" man again.....well as much as any of us are free.......Love you! Diane:)

  • Mike from Scotland, went to see Cheech and Chongs "Up in Smoke "when it first came out, went into the cinema straight and came out absolutely wasted,did'n even need to roll one! funniest film I ever saw, good luck Tommy in any future ventures.

  • Finally the new Tommy Chong documentary is out at akatommychong dot com!

  • no, theres poop in there...

  • And I'm anti-poop/

  • Thhis is so funny! Coming off a joint and some vodka I did about 1-2hrs ago funny shit keeped on laughing out loud!

  • You are still fucking hilarious!

  • This is hilarious. Chong is a legend. He needs to do a new movie!

  • funny stuff :)

  • just that poor tommy got sent to jail for selling some pipes shows how fucked up the country is right now

    LONG LIVE CHONG

  • seriously

    the US is so backwards

  • you Canadian like me?>

  • no i am not i live in pensylvania lol

  • yup yup people sitting in jail for a plant/and or a pipe while child molesters walk around free to molest away. its a pretty fuckin sick system we got here.

  • You bad motherfucker...9 months...well, least they didn't whack yer pee pee

  • 9 months for a pipe, bullshit. You crack me up man, if you're ever in Washington, you know what to do, haha. Peace.

  • And I noticed that you and Cheech voiced characters in the game Scareface: The World Is Yours... do you guys still talk?

  • "i like how omeon can stick their nose in your poop,already knowing its gonna smell like shit." my point is, what a bunch of bullshit are so called justice system is. Fuckin put in prison. thats no differnt when kids pick on the little nerlings in elementry schoool and the teachers try to say were wrong. well at least back then the nerds were doing somthing to be picked on for. Cops are just like bullies

  • Couldn't agree more... this is Desin BTW.

  • Haha you crack me up man.

  • He is soooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • you should post up more of your stand up comedy! you're fuckin' funny man.

  • I think your hilarious man.

  • wait wait wait...wat do you say from second 40 to 45?

  • Still got that gold!!! Man that was some funny stuff you got there. I promise to show all my friends this.

  • Can't believe you had to spend one minute in jail! Ridiculous...

  • or you know months and months.....whatever tho..

  • Haha! Funny. I guess it was slightly longer than a minute! :)

  • nope, not no paris hilton bullshit with this l33t celeb.

  • Im anti poop. funny as fuck! I hope he post another video soon. Just breath out LoL!

  • Hahahahaha, you are sooooo funny man!

  • This is so great!

  • I love what you do Tommy. :)

  • Tommy your the man.....you need to make a movie based of your time in lockup...bet it would be funny as hell.

  • whee do i get an I CHONG t shirt

  • wowow. you are my hero. i cant believe you are on youtube! im so happy! GANJA RIPS FOR EVERYONE! mmm ye i get the good stuff

    msg me and we'll setup a sesh

  • ROFL

  • the people who threw you in jail are bastards, man

  • Yeah, dude, they threatened to go for his family. Come on man ... Our government is so fucking corrupt.

  • you need to run for prez! your the best!

  • This man is a comic god!!! Wonder if he's making it to Nelson's this year???

  • im anti-poop too, man.

  • I haven't laughed so hard in a long ass time. YOU ROCK TOMMY!!!:D

  • "no man, theres poop in there"

  • However are there any VID's of your Musicical Achiements with your lame assed PAL CHEECH ???

  • haha, happy 420 guys

  • "Is He up there?" lmao

  • so is that where cheech was hiding man?

  • Not the first time I laughed and throw-up at the first time, but definately the best!

  • haw haw hee hee

  • you are still the king of comedy laugh hard cry harder keeping it reel unkle newf

  • hah!

    That was wicked standup.

    Nice.

  • TOO FUNNY!!! ANTI-POOP!

  • I, too am also anti poop!

  • goin to get your book tomorrow.

  • WOW big fan..

  • Hah Hah and HaH. Oooooh that was funny!

  • dam faggots

  • love ya man...

  • lmao you rock

  • I have also been in prison (possession with intent to supply marijuana) and often reflect on it in a comical manner. Some great untold stories in prison. I hope you can get them out there Tommy, the good, the bad, the ugly and the sad.

    Nice to hear you are thinking of those people on the inside, outside, man!

    Thanks Tommy.

  • Stick around and take your centrum silver Tommy!

  • now youve done it tommy my face is stuck in the laugh zone and it's starting to hurt lmao cheers

  • MORE MORE MORE! (join in all u stoners)

  • Why? Is he up there? LAWL

    Long live Tommy Chong!

  • oh my fucking god!  rock on to all the stoners out there!

  • they are in jail, how will they see this?

  • keep it going Chong

  • poopaphobic

  • hahahahaha...I fuckin love you mannn...that shit was funny!

  • More! Very funny.

  • nice dreams is my favorite c&c movie

  • Damn! Can ya die from laughing too hard?

  • I don't know if you can die from laughing to hard but I did get a cramp in my chest, just near the tubes full of cholesterol that carry my THC infected oxygen to my heart.

  • I have been a Cheech & Chong fan since the seventies. I guess this dates me but what the hell. You still make my laugh my ass off. I myself am anti-poop but some women look at me like I am crazy.  Some of the people I trust them most in this world are Gay and they too can find the humor in this.

  • LMAO! anti-poop!

    thats GREAT!

  • We should start an anti-poop rally!!!

  • Great "Poop" dude!

  • ANTI-POOP! lmao.

  • Thanks for all the laughs. I wonder how many times you made me laugh during my life.

  • thanks tommy

  • clean punchline, that was awesome. i'm anti-poop too.

  • Never has anyone been so funny...C&C4ever

  • You are still as funny as you were back in the day. KEEP IT UP!!!

  • I grew up on Cheech & Chong movies and were great and I loved there stand-up routines. I have to say Tommy is a hoot all by himself. "I'm not anti-gay. I'm anti-poop!" B-E-A-Utiful. Keep it up, Man.

  • MORE!! WE NEED MORE!!

  • Me too, brother, anti-poop!!

  • hey man. you smell that? fifi's in heat!

  • hahahahahaha!!!! "Poop" is a funny word.. so is "poo" and the louder and faster you say them, the funnier it is.. TRY IT!!

  • awsome video chong!

  • "I'm not anti-gay, I'm just anti-poop" has to be one of the funniest things I've heard all week. You rock, TC.

  • tommy you are the best, i never thought i had the chance to say it

  • Thank you, Tommy.

  • ha im pretty sure he doesnt read the commnets

  • WOW, totally awesome seeing you again Chong! 1st record I ever bought (dating myself here) was "Basketball Jones"! Honest to God truth, but I had to sneak playing it or my Dad would have chucked it. Love your videos, didn't know you were back on the air - but will be looking for them now!

  • your the best Keep up the good work and please make another cheech and chong movie

  • This is a grate idea for a blog!!!

  • well what people don't like to even say, WE DON'T MEAN SHIT, we pay taxes and we die that's it to them, they got the electoral collage to pick who blows our country to shit. can you believe that clinton gets a blowjob from a fat chick and he resigns- all the fucked up shit bush does from the economy to the war to the lying and yet he's well into his second term, after the fourth year of the war he held a press confrence and just talked in circles the whole damn time.

  • I FUCKIN LOVE THIS MAN!!! ~HiGH HeaD JeSTeR~

  • There is no war on drugs man. Drugs cant fight in a war, thats silly. There is, however, a war on people's freedom to use drugs. People can fight back.

    GAWD BLESS YA TOMMY! ;-)

  • Man, I love your stuff as much now as in the good ole days. Keep it up.

  • hahaha, that was awesome. Can't wait to see more stand up!

  • I'm not anti gay, i'm anti poop

  • "You know there's poop in there" LOL!! ahahaha

  • I'm so going to read your book.

  • Still so funny, thanks for posting.

  • The drug war - a perpetual comedy of errors, a continuing tragedy of victemless crime, an endless persecution of freedom, the continualy revolving door to suspicion, ridecule, and fear. You too can have a career in the ever growing filed of law enforcement, the fastest growing industry in America.

  • hey brother i read it frm cover to cover....enjoy my donation...lol

  • Dear Chong...

    You are loved, Man...Keep up the good work, and remember, Weed don't kill...Cops do"

  • lol i love you

  • is this really TOMMY CHONG? way cool...how is cheech?

    loved the movies that you guys did like "up in smoke"

    not to mention the songs like "earache my eye"

  • your still so damn funny. even without cheech:)

  • yo whats up chong and i dont mean up your ass!!!

  • They are setting rapists free early because the prisons are too crowded, yet they lock up TOMMY CHONG for smoking weed and selling bongs to the mellow, harmless people of the world...only in America!!

  • Right on man, I cant wait for the next one

  • CHONG! Pleeze have my baby cuz it's doin my fuckin head in man! All that hollerin. Jeez.

  • put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love.!!

  • haha but no, that'd suck, he'd get off again because he'd make bongs legal and keep bud illegal. they keep fucking with the system to save thier own asses. bush is untouchable because he's the puppet for everything conservative bible thumping middle america wants. i don't think there's anything stopping him since he actually got second term, how i don't know. they should try him in texas for all the soliders and civilions who died for oil and put him in the chair he loves so much

  • what do you think he does when coming home, counting all the money and laughing about the rest of the world?

    lol...

    oh, no: sniff...

  • love greetings from germany!

    you are a step in my (still) developing lifeline -

    must be the part where I laughed my ass off....

    (some problems to remember these times clearly ;-)