When I clicked on the link to this video I'd expected ignorance, but not this level of ignorance... I mean really? I hope for your sake that this is a joke.
what you dont understand is that there is no experiment to prove any planet is in motion, we deducted from the orbit of the planets and the theory of gravity through a creationist professor of pysics gallilao that everything spins round the biggest thing so earth round sun, there is also space inbetween so you cannot make any planet not seem at rest
i have to call poe's law on this one. countless experiments show the earth behaves as a non inertial refrence frame, for example the foucault pendulum.
Lincoln Barnett was a science editor and author at most notably at Life Magazine for many years (Wikipedia). I can't find any reference to him ever being a practicing/publishing physicist. Can you give a reference for his quote and give more context for the statement? If not, I'll assume you're quote mining. Have you ever heard of F. W. Bessel who experimentally proved the heliocentric solar system in the early 1800s? Are you a total moron or just a lazy one?
The motion of the solar system does not directly correlate with the theory of evolution. Your title is incorrect, change it to "Proof the Sun revolves around the earth" or something like that.
are you fu*king serious. the sun is larger than the earth. therefore it has greater gravity. meaning the sun is to large for the earth to have any negligible effect. just look at pictures from satilites and probes. they see the earth rotate and move around the sun. there, your entire video torn down in less than 60 words
IT IS A SATIRE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! It can be spotted from the sun revolving around the earth scene. And those were, I believe, quote mines from Lincoln Barett and Hendrik Lorentz.
BS. No experiment has ever shown the earth moves? Baloney! I can think of 2 immediately - aberration of starlight and the Foucault pendulum.
Lorentz is merely stating that earth behaves as an inertial reference frame. That isn't of course exactly true - due to its rotation, we're in an accelerated frame.
After watching this vid, I think I know which side Id like to be on if there is a debate. To be honest, Religious people have it hard compared to athiests since more and more science are contradicting religion and its holy book all the time. I think evolution is just too established in universities to consider it false. It would be absurd to think universities around the world throughout history are teaching falsehoods. How would society advance in fields like medicine without accurate science?
When I started watching this, I supposed it was a joke. Unfortunately it's not. I must assume I don't know either of the two scientists presented, but what the later told is truth: everything in the Earth behaves as if the earth is at rest. But it's not. The same way in an airplane everything behaves as the airplane is at rest. But it's not. Do you know what I mean? That is called "galilean relativity".
Give up your bronze age myths. Your god is imaginary. There are no talking snakes, magical gardens, people living in whales bodies..
People simply adopt the beliefs of their parents. If you were born in India you would be a Hindu. Its all about where you were born.
Imagine if i said I think Elvis is still alive. You would say well there is no reason or proof to believe such a thing. When i say well i still believe, you would simply laugh at me.
pleas, please, PLEASE tell me this is satire... I have a hard time believing that someone could be this stupid 400 years after we discovered the heliocentric solar system...
those quotes... at least the second one is entirely out of context... especially considering the revolution of the earth around the sun has been proven... when you see a car next to you on the highway you don't assume that it isn't moving... you understand that your relative velocity is zero... so is the same with any point in space... movement is the relative velocity of two objects... however there is a definitive grid of space with points of zero velocity and we are moving relative to them
wait people seriously still believe in this? this has got to be a joke... you do know if you look at the trajectory of other planets and the sun in the sky you will discover we actually are not the center of the solar system? im pretty sure some guy named Galileo did this and then your church killed him... first commandment?
Hi godsworkishere. Wake up. Guess what we're in the 21st century. What your proposing is we go way back to 1000 bce when the earth was the center of the universe and if someone said god was talking to them they wouldn't be diagnosed with schitzophenia. Evalution has been proven, Big Bang-proven, The earth orbits the sun-proven. If you read the bible you will realise that it says basically that there is man and everything else is insignificant. THAT IS BULLSH*T! There is no heaven, hell or GOD
ok .. so do you think Mars is also orbiting around the earth ?
there huge difference in the mass and the gravitational force between sun and earth, and your reality is quite dumb.
its a observed fact.
Also even Vatican finally admits that Galileo was Correct
its all about evidence, if you can backup your claims with evidence than it will be considered as a fact till a evidence is presented that indicate otherwise.
Earth is not the center of the universe as you might like to think
@godworkshere less than a thousand years ago people thought the earth was flat. So.... You're an idiot. This video was pretty much a waste of my time!
Furthermore, in your illustration you still depict the sun as being larger than the Earth, does this mean you are at odds with gravity as well? Or are you suggesting that in fact that despite being larger the sun has less mass than the earth, and if that is the case and the sun does not have the mass to cause the fusion of Hydrogen into Helium how is it that the sun shines? And Finally are you a satire?
I'm curious, godworkshere, you made it clear that you believe the Sun revolves around the earth, but then what do you believe about the motions of the other planets? Where do other stars fit in and I'm not just talking those we can see with the unaided eye but all stars off in distant Galaxies?
I was taught to stone sabbath breakers to death by the bible. Really puts a damper on my weekends. Especially when my children are unruly and I have to do as God commands and stone them to death too.
Stupidest creation video yet. The heliocentric model was formulated by Nicolaus Copernicus, a deeply religious cleric, who died over 300 years before Charles Darwin published On the Origin of Species.
Special theory of relativity says no planet is spinning as long as your on it.
Everything is relative to its situation.
In 7.6 billion years the earth will gravitationally fall into the sun Since the Sun is a larger mass than the earth Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein helped us discover that.
This video has to be a joke, no one is this dumb LOL
Everything is something and something can't be nothing therefore everything is not nothing. Only nothing has always been.
And your 4 and 5 directly conflict. Actually the idea of a hell in eternity was created by St. Augustine, a founding father of Catholic doctrine. It was Origen, Paul, Clementine, and the early church fathers who argued that an all good and all loving god cannot by definition damn people to an eternity otherwise he is not all loving.
@godworkshere I dont understand the part about "God didn't come from nothing, he was always here." How can that be possible? There has to be an exact point in time where God make the universe. How long has god "been here" until he decided to create everything?
@godworkshere wow, that was the most insane uneducated, fit of denial to something that has been proven to be as obvious as the computer that you are looking at now
@godworkshere The delusion of people of faith NEVER fails to astound me. Why do they all believe that their way is the right way and everything else is is false doctrine. Had you been bought up to believe another doctrine then you would be saying the same thing about your current faith. Man made god in his own image.
@godworkshere "Oh I see you where catholic. Sorry to hear that. They do tend to teach a lot of false doctrines."
They are not the only ones hun, well not so much false doctrines just falsehoods in general.
Do you really belive someone can live in the belly of a whale/fish(what every it was), and the serpents can talk, it sounds like a fair tale, why on earth should we believe it without evidence.
oh and with a tellescope and about 6 months time I can show you the earth moves, sorry your wrong
@godworkshere "ware" do the people that can't spell go to burn??
you know the bible contradicts itself... if god was monotheistic... why did he borrow stories from polytheism... and then not change them... and why did he create the earth 2 times in 2 different ways... and create adam and eve in 2 different ways... did god mulligen humanity??
3. Oh that makes real sense, the Universe must have a beginning, but who gives a damn about God, right.
4. Does that mean a very bad person who believes in God would go to Heaven but a very good person who is an atheist will go to hell ? Where's the logic in that ?
5. I agree with you on that one, though, never heard about people turning wine into blood.
"4, Yep and that is ware the unbelievers will spend eternity."
Do you believe god is merciful, and just? Do you believe we are god's children?
What act warrants eternal damnation? There is nothing that warrants this, anyone that would hand down this type of punishment is not just or merciful. Is there anything your child could do that would cause you to lock them up in the basement and torture them forever? If you said no then your more merciful and loving than your god
@l337pwnage Hah! That is exactly what I did. Saw this vid, thought to myself, "This is a joke. It has to be. Please, be a joke." *scroll* Look, comments!
I am not sure of being amused or frightened by this video. I really needs a hint of whether is serious or not. I do think some theist are capable of such ignorance.
Do you know anything about Space-Time reference frames? i.e. Einsteinian physics.
cause your both right and wrong at the same time. it's matter of from which perspective are your observing the movements of these objects, from earth you are correct the Sun orbits the Earth. But you were on the Sun, what is taught in school is correct. The reason schools teach the latter is because the Sun, being the more massive body by a considerable factor is the dominant gravitational force in the Solar System
If he just swaped "reality" for "relativity"... if you chose the earth as the static point, it would be true. Except for the wrong motions, that the description for all the stellar movements, as the other planets circeling the sun, would become complex as hell and that the sun itself is moving too.
The solar system is easier to describe if you chose the sun as a static point. If you chose some other point in the universe, everything else would be moving. It's just the choice of a relative point
lol! When you're driving in a car at a constant speed then everything in the car also behaves as if the car wouldn't be in motion. Ever heard of "dependence on the point of view" before!? That's one of the first things I learned in physics.
I was honestly expecting a screamer. I thought that you made such absurd claims to keep the watcher interested, then at the end you'd scare them silly.
But just for those that DO actually believe this stuff, compare the gravitational pull of the Earth to the Sun, and see which is demonstrably larger (hint: it's the body 100X the size of Earth).
Everything is in motion: the Earth moves in relation to other planets and the Sun which move in relation to other solar systems, etc. Check out Einstein's Theories of Relativity.
Wow, to think that here in the 21st century one could actually believe that the Sun goes around the Earth, simply because from our limited perspective here on Earth it looks that way, and because a book written by people who obviously had a much more limited understanding of the nature of reality than we do, says it does.
I mean -- this coming from a people ignorant about why anything "goes around" anything else.
Whew... I've just checked the true nature of this video (the uploader knows where I've found it out) and I now realize that the universe is safe, and everything's all right.
Yuu can make any inertial frame your reference. You can make it still and have everything move relative to it. But do the math to make it work. Show me the math that has the sum moving around the earth. You can't do it. BTW, both masses 'orbit'. The suns 'orbit' is tiny, because the earth's force is tiny. The earth's 'orbit' is so large that it encircles the sun because of the huge force the sun exerts on the earth. Explain the physics of a large mass circling a smaller mass. It does not exist.
Indeed. It's also been proven that the earth only orbits the sun because millions of years ago Chuck Norris got bored with the earth standing still so he flew into space and roundhouse kicked it on one side. It's also why the earth spins.
atheism:to take a bunch of egomaniacs,scared idiots, and the occasional goth kid who dident get enough attention and give them a alternative to religion,make the logic behind this belief make no sense by explain everything to them at the midpoint in its time line but never at the begging because then youd have to admit how it started but atheists refuse to talk about how anything started just thats it there making there logic the illusion of being understandable
Koptfoeva, just for your information. A lot of studies have been conducted about how the distribution is between intelligence and religious faith.
Did you realize that atheists are typically found among those with high IQ?
A British researcher, Richard Lynn, claims to have found a correlation between intelligence and relgious scepticism. In a study spanning 137 countries, Lynn found that high intelligence produced an extremely high likelihood of the rejection of religious faith.
That is simply because when you have grown so much to understand secular principles, you become more independent and you begin to "assume" things so that they make "sense" in your mind. When it makes since to a "genius" then the whole world wants in on it.
Einstein can easily blow away the combined value of all religious writing ever made in his ability to predict what is above us in our universe. No religious writing gets even close to him. You can take a science degree in astronomy and learn zero from the Bible...cause it scientifically useless.
But the highly intelligent Einstein, our true prophet of modern time, actually strongly rejected the religious concept of a God. He was more into Spinoza's philosophies.
godworkshere, I love your videos. I can see you are the Lawd's true messenger, and carry on your holy work!!!! The earth and the sun are 2 giant pizzas cooked by god, and there's no way earth is moving around the sun, I mean all you shit atheists and scientist! You want proof that earth is still? Well get on a car a feel motion, and then come down and feel the stillness! You want proof the sun revolves around earth? Lift your head up you fucking morons! The sun is MOOOOVVVIING? VERRROMM!
Actually the bible suggests the earth is flat and the sky is a dome with little pin-pricks of light coming through from heaven. Your model is some weird hybrid of science and downs syndrome.
So no physical experiment proved the Earth moves, huh? Well how about this? How about I put you in a shuttle, and put that shuttle in the Earth's path. THEN, as it hurdles towards you, you can call me, and tell me the Earth doesn't move.
RETROGRADE MOTION OF MARS.
IamSpydaMic 1 month ago
When I clicked on the link to this video I'd expected ignorance, but not this level of ignorance... I mean really? I hope for your sake that this is a joke.
MadMapler21 2 months ago
its a joke right?
hawkertruffelsnout 3 months ago
LMFAO
ApatheticOmniscience 3 months ago
what you dont understand is that there is no experiment to prove any planet is in motion, we deducted from the orbit of the planets and the theory of gravity through a creationist professor of pysics gallilao that everything spins round the biggest thing so earth round sun, there is also space inbetween so you cannot make any planet not seem at rest
riskingeuphoria 4 months ago
i have to call poe's law on this one. countless experiments show the earth behaves as a non inertial refrence frame, for example the foucault pendulum.
aj19bcx 4 months ago
its so hard to figure out whether this is a joke or not
rockinkidxxx 4 months ago
I love spoofs like this. It shows that with a bit of ignorance and lavish quote mining, you can "prove" anything.
HonestMan395 5 months ago
LMMFAO!and you wonder why your laughed at!
tiamat1296 5 months ago
Lincoln Barnett was a science editor and author at most notably at Life Magazine for many years (Wikipedia). I can't find any reference to him ever being a practicing/publishing physicist. Can you give a reference for his quote and give more context for the statement? If not, I'll assume you're quote mining. Have you ever heard of F. W. Bessel who experimentally proved the heliocentric solar system in the early 1800s? Are you a total moron or just a lazy one?
nonconsent 5 months ago 3
'A' BAN THIS B17€H!
jppfeil 6 months ago
How the fuck would the earth have strong enough gravity to make something 1 million times its size orbit it?
MrKiller870 8 months ago
Evolution is total fictional crap but the Earth does revolve around the sun, that's obvious.
I'm starting to think this guy is an ape-man believer that is "pretending" to be a Creationist lol.
I would re-do this video and make a better one.
buffboynick 8 months ago
The motion of the solar system does not directly correlate with the theory of evolution. Your title is incorrect, change it to "Proof the Sun revolves around the earth" or something like that.
ConservativeInfidel 8 months ago
are you fu*king serious. the sun is larger than the earth. therefore it has greater gravity. meaning the sun is to large for the earth to have any negligible effect. just look at pictures from satilites and probes. they see the earth rotate and move around the sun. there, your entire video torn down in less than 60 words
8789spartan 8 months ago
Pluto was named that because, from a certain angle, it looks like Mickey Mouse's Dog.
It's true, because my invisble friend told me and invisible friends are always right, aren't they?
HonestMan395 8 months ago
This is satire, isn't it?
HonestMan395 8 months ago
"Everything behaves as if the Earth were at rest"
Like if I´m driving a car or riding a train, it´s like I´m the one who´s "at rest" while the rest of the world is moving..
This Hendrik Lorentz (if he even exists) must suffer from some serious delusions.
Nekhet 8 months ago
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uyenst 8 months ago
What a crock of shit.
MrBigfan007 9 months ago
lol this is funny
people acctually believe this shit
the scary part is
that theyre in power our blue dot.
8Zeitgeist 9 months ago
If the sun and moon revolved around earth we would have an eclips evry day
joshpeace23 1 year ago 6
@joshpeace23 now that would be cool
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@joshpeace23: "If the sun and moon revolved around earth we would have an eclips evry day"
Don't get all sciency now.
mikefromwa 5 months ago
I don't know of any experiment that ever proved that Neptune doesn't have a chocolaty center.
swilson3d 1 year ago 5
Buzzing
Proper buzzing vid yeah
georgehowarth 1 year ago
Buzzing
georgehowarth 1 year ago
IT IS A SATIRE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! It can be spotted from the sun revolving around the earth scene. And those were, I believe, quote mines from Lincoln Barett and Hendrik Lorentz.
ozilkroosmarin 1 year ago
If Lincoln Barnett actually said that, then he's a lousy physicist and should return his degree.
LoopQuantumGravity1 1 year ago
BS. No experiment has ever shown the earth moves? Baloney! I can think of 2 immediately - aberration of starlight and the Foucault pendulum.
Lorentz is merely stating that earth behaves as an inertial reference frame. That isn't of course exactly true - due to its rotation, we're in an accelerated frame.
I sure hope this was meant to be satire.
LoopQuantumGravity1 1 year ago
mfw i watched this video
i lol'd
Riyuzakisan 1 year ago
how do you remember to breathe???
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You can not prove there is a "God", Just as I can not prove there is no "God"!
thyubernoob 1 year ago
After watching this vid, I think I know which side Id like to be on if there is a debate. To be honest, Religious people have it hard compared to athiests since more and more science are contradicting religion and its holy book all the time. I think evolution is just too established in universities to consider it false. It would be absurd to think universities around the world throughout history are teaching falsehoods. How would society advance in fields like medicine without accurate science?
angellicvoices 1 year ago
my god there is less bull in a an organic fertilizer plant
revenicemandec2x 1 year ago
When I started watching this, I supposed it was a joke. Unfortunately it's not. I must assume I don't know either of the two scientists presented, but what the later told is truth: everything in the Earth behaves as if the earth is at rest. But it's not. The same way in an airplane everything behaves as the airplane is at rest. But it's not. Do you know what I mean? That is called "galilean relativity".
NunoAer 1 year ago
I say this ironically here, thank god it's satire! ;)
superk13ngreen 1 year ago
LOL
ozowen 1 year ago
lol @ video whats the song, by the way?
grendelee 1 year ago
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Give up your bronze age myths. Your god is imaginary. There are no talking snakes, magical gardens, people living in whales bodies..
People simply adopt the beliefs of their parents. If you were born in India you would be a Hindu. Its all about where you were born.
Imagine if i said I think Elvis is still alive. You would say well there is no reason or proof to believe such a thing. When i say well i still believe, you would simply laugh at me.
Jason29n 1 year ago
this is fucken awesome....
DieFatorLiveThin 1 year ago
ahh yes the internet. where religion comes to die
maninthebush86 1 year ago
this is hilarious! I honestly hope it's a joke. If it's not, then we're truly in trouble.
taal610 1 year ago
pleas, please, PLEASE tell me this is satire... I have a hard time believing that someone could be this stupid 400 years after we discovered the heliocentric solar system...
TheAmazingLeztits 1 year ago
huh..
I hate Youtube ... There aint no sign boards "Fools Ahead"
rajbhagatp 1 year ago
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rajbhagatp 1 year ago
This is complete nonsense. What has astronomy got to do with evolutionary biology? Apart from that you even got the astronomy wrong too.
willhum 1 year ago
is this a joke?
kingofthebacon 1 year ago
I call Poe. No one is still this fucking stupid.
AdrenalineAddict610 1 year ago
really funny stuff.
housefan95 1 year ago
those quotes... at least the second one is entirely out of context... especially considering the revolution of the earth around the sun has been proven... when you see a car next to you on the highway you don't assume that it isn't moving... you understand that your relative velocity is zero... so is the same with any point in space... movement is the relative velocity of two objects... however there is a definitive grid of space with points of zero velocity and we are moving relative to them
gresavage 1 year ago
wait people seriously still believe in this? this has got to be a joke... you do know if you look at the trajectory of other planets and the sun in the sky you will discover we actually are not the center of the solar system? im pretty sure some guy named Galileo did this and then your church killed him... first commandment?
nameofmeAJ 1 year ago
oh shi- just went on the channel :P well i wouldn't be surprised if there were creationists and such who would believe this so..
CurlyDemon 1 year ago
yes because this doesn't go against the laws of gravity at all...
CurlyDemon 1 year ago
Omg I hope this is a joke....
if it's not - yes they are ways to measure the earth is in motion...
We have been in space for crying out loud.
Know what you are right it's all a huge propaganda and it's goal is to make atheists feel better about themselves
iEngoyPie 1 year ago
I wish I could give you a -5/5
56545654564 1 year ago
Hi godsworkishere. Wake up. Guess what we're in the 21st century. What your proposing is we go way back to 1000 bce when the earth was the center of the universe and if someone said god was talking to them they wouldn't be diagnosed with schitzophenia. Evalution has been proven, Big Bang-proven, The earth orbits the sun-proven. If you read the bible you will realise that it says basically that there is man and everything else is insignificant. THAT IS BULLSH*T! There is no heaven, hell or GOD
dablahman 1 year ago
I believe in the BIG BANG THEORY, if someone breaks into your house you should fire a warning shot.
10rewindbullet150 1 year ago
Bee's and bananas are yellow and black and stick to a car. Thats all the darwinian proof you need, their related.
10rewindbullet150 1 year ago
Fast food choices, lets see, theres the 1 third evolved, then half evolved or the 2 thirds evolved. Its so dang hard to decide.
10rewindbullet150 1 year ago
Not true.
jason1973tl 1 year ago
godsworkhere is an uneducated troll newb so dont even talk about him
dogsiter4567 1 year ago
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Bwahaha!!!! WTF!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!! What cave do you live in?? I can't believe in this..... Get a life morons..
iambubufly 1 year ago
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Bwahaha!!!! WTF!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!! What cave do you live in?? I can't believe in this..... Get a life morons..
iambubufly 1 year ago
Bwahaha!!!! WTF!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!! What cave do you live in?? I can't believe in this..... Get a life morons..
iambubufly 1 year ago
It's under comedy
nextgenvids 1 year ago
I'm not if this was satire. It would have been clearer if there was a punch line at the end. If it's not, then it's so very sad.
darcyhouston 1 year ago
So sad that stupidity and lack of education are not considered criminal offences in your country
hellegennes 1 year ago
This has to be a joke...
leyk17 1 year ago
There is no such thing as an "evolutionist". In the same manner as there is no such thing as an "einsteinien" or "newtonist" :)
Yoctopory 1 year ago
hey guys, might want to check the category for this video. it says "COMEDY"
losermilkshake10 1 year ago
So sad people really believe the creationist propaganda
fireflygirl246 1 year ago
i'm pretty sure this is a joke
FockerTheLopper 1 year ago
Everywhere I go, except for like mountains and stuff, the earth looks pretty flat.
How do you like that, Darwin?!
scarshapedstar 1 year ago
ok .. so do you think Mars is also orbiting around the earth ?
there huge difference in the mass and the gravitational force between sun and earth, and your reality is quite dumb.
its a observed fact.
Also even Vatican finally admits that Galileo was Correct
its all about evidence, if you can backup your claims with evidence than it will be considered as a fact till a evidence is presented that indicate otherwise.
Earth is not the center of the universe as you might like to think
davelantor 1 year ago
@davelantor
Was your sense of humor surgically removed along with your self-awareness?
scarshapedstar 1 year ago
@godworkshere less than a thousand years ago people thought the earth was flat. So.... You're an idiot. This video was pretty much a waste of my time!
TheLBAudioshow 1 year ago
Furthermore, in your illustration you still depict the sun as being larger than the Earth, does this mean you are at odds with gravity as well? Or are you suggesting that in fact that despite being larger the sun has less mass than the earth, and if that is the case and the sun does not have the mass to cause the fusion of Hydrogen into Helium how is it that the sun shines? And Finally are you a satire?
WatanukiProductions 1 year ago
I'm curious, godworkshere, you made it clear that you believe the Sun revolves around the earth, but then what do you believe about the motions of the other planets? Where do other stars fit in and I'm not just talking those we can see with the unaided eye but all stars off in distant Galaxies?
WatanukiProductions 1 year ago
I was taught to stone sabbath breakers to death by the bible. Really puts a damper on my weekends. Especially when my children are unruly and I have to do as God commands and stone them to death too.
RockBanned 1 year ago
meh, if this is satire it isn't very good. Edward Current has some great christian satire though
CTvsT5 1 year ago
Is this for real?
LeeL29 1 year ago
@LeeL29 i think so how could you dought it its a christians vid they are iliterate in science
patrickledford420 1 year ago
LOL and I didnt believe the earth is 6000 years old and sits on four pillars.
I guess the bible is right.
Got to rush, the snake just told me he needs the line to phone his friend the donkey.
gorilla199uncensored 1 year ago
lol i saw a sign for a cherch once that said "Free thinkers r satins slaves" lol
huntsman400 1 year ago
Stupidest creation video yet. The heliocentric model was formulated by Nicolaus Copernicus, a deeply religious cleric, who died over 300 years before Charles Darwin published On the Origin of Species.
greyman000 2 years ago
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MultiPaulinator 2 years ago
LOL. --> reality: earth stationary
wowsdrawkcab 2 years ago
You are so willfully ignorant, it almost make me physically sick.
distillednikki 2 years ago 3
oh satire haha...lol wow, but there are people who ACTUALLY believe that the earth isnt in orbit around the sun.
michaelwusa 2 years ago
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michaelwusa 2 years ago
Someone skipped basic physics LOL
Special theory of relativity says no planet is spinning as long as your on it.
Everything is relative to its situation.
In 7.6 billion years the earth will gravitationally fall into the sun Since the Sun is a larger mass than the earth Sir Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein helped us discover that.
This video has to be a joke, no one is this dumb LOL
GodKillerAtheist 2 years ago 3
What a bunch of crap, great quote mining
gregrutz 2 years ago
Ha ha ha.... great stuff. We need to get this into schools!
FiverBeyond 2 years ago
oh boy!! For a second i thought you were serious... you even scared me... 5 stars for the lulz
nicocomerci 2 years ago
what i was taught in church...
snakes can talk.
a man can survive in the belly of a whale.
god came from nothing
theres a place with fire to fry naughty people FOREVER.
priests can change wine into blood.
enderberry89 2 years ago 23
Sorry to hear your church got it wrong
1, Snakes cant talk but the serpent can.
2, Ok they got that part right.
3, Your church got that wrong, god did not come from nothing he always was.
4, Yep and that is ware the unbelievers will spend eternity.
5, Oh I see you where catholic. Sorry to hear that. They do tend to teach a lot of false doctrines.
godworkshere 2 years ago
i like your answer ^_^ .. hmm? maybe he really dont know about bible..
dinyos005 2 years ago
I love the always was argument.
Everything is something and something can't be nothing therefore everything is not nothing. Only nothing has always been.
And your 4 and 5 directly conflict. Actually the idea of a hell in eternity was created by St. Augustine, a founding father of Catholic doctrine. It was Origen, Paul, Clementine, and the early church fathers who argued that an all good and all loving god cannot by definition damn people to an eternity otherwise he is not all loving.
enderberry89 2 years ago
@godworkshere I dont understand the part about "God didn't come from nothing, he was always here." How can that be possible? There has to be an exact point in time where God make the universe. How long has god "been here" until he decided to create everything?
makeorbreakgirlz 2 years ago
@godworkshere wow, that was the most insane uneducated, fit of denial to something that has been proven to be as obvious as the computer that you are looking at now
arebeast 1 year ago
@godworkshere The delusion of people of faith NEVER fails to astound me. Why do they all believe that their way is the right way and everything else is is false doctrine. Had you been bought up to believe another doctrine then you would be saying the same thing about your current faith. Man made god in his own image.
bbmahoney 1 year ago
@godworkshere "Oh I see you where catholic. Sorry to hear that. They do tend to teach a lot of false doctrines."
They are not the only ones hun, well not so much false doctrines just falsehoods in general.
Do you really belive someone can live in the belly of a whale/fish(what every it was), and the serpents can talk, it sounds like a fair tale, why on earth should we believe it without evidence.
oh and with a tellescope and about 6 months time I can show you the earth moves, sorry your wrong
fireflygirl246 1 year ago
@godworkshere
So god always was...why? why can god have always been and the universe couldn't have always been?
Prove that god is real.
berniebay 1 year ago
@godworkshere "ware" do the people that can't spell go to burn??
you know the bible contradicts itself... if god was monotheistic... why did he borrow stories from polytheism... and then not change them... and why did he create the earth 2 times in 2 different ways... and create adam and eve in 2 different ways... did god mulligen humanity??
gresavage 1 year ago
@godworkshere Well said.
Freenetnow 1 year ago
@godworkshere a serpent is a snake
blazereef 1 year ago
@godworkshere 1. Oh, that's different.
2. Not really
3. Oh that makes real sense, the Universe must have a beginning, but who gives a damn about God, right.
4. Does that mean a very bad person who believes in God would go to Heaven but a very good person who is an atheist will go to hell ? Where's the logic in that ?
5. I agree with you on that one, though, never heard about people turning wine into blood.
Quartrez 1 year ago
@godworkshere Oh wait, you're right XD
Quartrez 1 year ago
@godworkshere
1. A serpent is a snake and still can't talk for shit.
2. If you live inside of a whale you will suffocate and get dissolved.
3. Saying that makes you a massive hypocrite. (Big Bang)
4. I'm sorry, but no!
5. You can't turn water into wine with magic.
Killicon93 1 year ago
@godworkshere
"4, Yep and that is ware the unbelievers will spend eternity."
Do you believe god is merciful, and just? Do you believe we are god's children?
What act warrants eternal damnation? There is nothing that warrants this, anyone that would hand down this type of punishment is not just or merciful. Is there anything your child could do that would cause you to lock them up in the basement and torture them forever? If you said no then your more merciful and loving than your god
blahblahreadabook 9 months ago
@enderberry89 4 Pagan myth not found in the original Greek and Hebrew texts.
usernameofnobody 1 year ago
The easy way to spot satire is if the ratings and/or comments are not disabled. ;)
l337pwnage 2 years ago 27
@l337pwnage i dont think this is satire
blazereef 1 year ago
@l337pwnage Hah! That is exactly what I did. Saw this vid, thought to myself, "This is a joke. It has to be. Please, be a joke." *scroll* Look, comments!
amoignis1987 1 year ago
I am not sure of being amused or frightened by this video. I really needs a hint of whether is serious or not. I do think some theist are capable of such ignorance.
orcodrilo 2 years ago
This satire is actually right on. Quoting scientists who died almost 100 years ago is a favorite of morons. Good job.
WellWTF1 2 years ago 4
Proof!! Finally!!! I knew it. It would have been more accurate if the earth would have been flat and firmly resting in God's hands.
Passinthru13 2 years ago 6
i agree all hail zeus!
gtamadness 2 years ago 33
We know the earth rotates around the sun because all the other planets rotate around the sun and not around the earth.
This is using the the same logic that says the moon orbits around the earth and not the earth that orbits around the moon.
Alfaomegabravo 2 years ago
Well I put 5 stars cuz I think it's hilarious, don't care if it's serious or not.
goph000 2 years ago 2
That has nothing to do with evolution. And earth wouldnt be the ONLY planet at all standing still.
321Carl2000 2 years ago
Clicking the "more info" link...
Category: Comedy
Everything looks about right here.
rchodges 2 years ago
I think this is a joke. If its not than it is an epic fail.
skizzler1 2 years ago 3
this was actually hilarious:)
if you think its not a joke then your a creationist:) hahah
fcdog555 2 years ago
ah if you actually look at the uploader's channel it says in his profile infobox that its parody of the reasoning creationists use
aarilaxox 2 years ago
Either this is incredibly subtle satire or you are a mentalist.
mrmozza82 2 years ago
This may actually be the single stupidest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
aarilaxox 2 years ago
Do you know anything about Space-Time reference frames? i.e. Einsteinian physics.
cause your both right and wrong at the same time. it's matter of from which perspective are your observing the movements of these objects, from earth you are correct the Sun orbits the Earth. But you were on the Sun, what is taught in school is correct. The reason schools teach the latter is because the Sun, being the more massive body by a considerable factor is the dominant gravitational force in the Solar System
Justintime4math 2 years ago
1, Jesus is Lord.
2, Galileo was not a heretic.
3, This video has nothing to do with evolution so the title is wrong.
4, Get a telescope and see the moons of Jupiter going round Jupiter and observe the planets movement across the sky.
usernameofnobody 2 years ago
This is a joke right?
usernameofnobody 2 years ago
nice :)
dmcgraye 2 years ago
I really hope this was sarcasm...if so, its pretty funny. If not, its pretty scary.
mrcynic77 2 years ago
this is retarded hahaha
spooge1234 2 years ago
If he just swaped "reality" for "relativity"... if you chose the earth as the static point, it would be true. Except for the wrong motions, that the description for all the stellar movements, as the other planets circeling the sun, would become complex as hell and that the sun itself is moving too.
The solar system is easier to describe if you chose the sun as a static point. If you chose some other point in the universe, everything else would be moving. It's just the choice of a relative point
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Ironlatch 2 years ago 2
im aware that i cant spell too so dont dis me about what i already know
shoyruki 2 years ago
Heh.. at least you KNOW you can't spell.. some of the fundies do not realize these things.
jesterspace 2 years ago
go learn your astrological signs you bible noob and leave the ideas to the sintists...
shoyruki 2 years ago
This either has to be the single greatest work of satire or the most biblically accurate video on youtube.... or both o.0
Nihilist127 2 years ago
ARGH!! so the. Entire. Fucking. Universe revolves around the Earth? your stupidity proves there is no God
johncurtainraiser 2 years ago
lol! When you're driving in a car at a constant speed then everything in the car also behaves as if the car wouldn't be in motion. Ever heard of "dependence on the point of view" before!? That's one of the first things I learned in physics.
timsr 2 years ago
Fucking nutjob. Learn what relativity is, then kill yourself. God doesn't exist, and if he did he is a monster not worthy of a second of your time.
mj9collins 2 years ago 2
Ahahahhaha this is great! Great example of "geocetricism" as a parallel to how creationists treat evolution.
Omega5001x 2 years ago
Quote mining at it's best (AKA lamest)
KirbiesandYoshies 2 years ago
I was honestly expecting a screamer. I thought that you made such absurd claims to keep the watcher interested, then at the end you'd scare them silly.
Kind of a let down.
nashbem 2 years ago
But just for those that DO actually believe this stuff, compare the gravitational pull of the Earth to the Sun, and see which is demonstrably larger (hint: it's the body 100X the size of Earth).
Everything is in motion: the Earth moves in relation to other planets and the Sun which move in relation to other solar systems, etc. Check out Einstein's Theories of Relativity.
damasta00138 2 years ago
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damasta00138 2 years ago
Wow, to think that here in the 21st century one could actually believe that the Sun goes around the Earth, simply because from our limited perspective here on Earth it looks that way, and because a book written by people who obviously had a much more limited understanding of the nature of reality than we do, says it does.
I mean -- this coming from a people ignorant about why anything "goes around" anything else.
Truly disconcerting!
steveb0503 2 years ago 2
I checked out his channel and found out it's satire! He doesn't really believe this!
damasta00138 2 years ago
Whew... I've just checked the true nature of this video (the uploader knows where I've found it out) and I now realize that the universe is safe, and everything's all right.
nickolayer 2 years ago
Yuu can make any inertial frame your reference. You can make it still and have everything move relative to it. But do the math to make it work. Show me the math that has the sum moving around the earth. You can't do it. BTW, both masses 'orbit'. The suns 'orbit' is tiny, because the earth's force is tiny. The earth's 'orbit' is so large that it encircles the sun because of the huge force the sun exerts on the earth. Explain the physics of a large mass circling a smaller mass. It does not exist.
jhbbunch 2 years ago
No... the Sun doesnt circles around Earth.. its Chuck Norris... he creates light with he's pure awesomeness. There is no God.. there is Chuck Norris.
hl2og 2 years ago 2
Yes for 2000 years there is no single evidence of the Christian God.
For about 70 years there are plenty of evidence for Chuck Noris.
QED...Chuck Norris has done more proven impact on our planet than God himself.
And God couldn't even stop Catholic Hitler from killing millions of Jews while Chuck Norris generally can do things like that easily.
God really is Santa Claus for adults...equally useless and equally imaginary.
ThinkingBetter 2 years ago 2
Thinking-
Indeed. It's also been proven that the earth only orbits the sun because millions of years ago Chuck Norris got bored with the earth standing still so he flew into space and roundhouse kicked it on one side. It's also why the earth spins.
DbzmasterdbzNecross 2 years ago
LOL...yeah...we really should start a new religion on this story :-)
ThinkingBetter 2 years ago
All hail Chuck Norris. May his enemies be roundhouse kicked in the face.
DbzmasterdbzNecross 2 years ago
atheism:to take a bunch of egomaniacs,scared idiots, and the occasional goth kid who dident get enough attention and give them a alternative to religion,make the logic behind this belief make no sense by explain everything to them at the midpoint in its time line but never at the begging because then youd have to admit how it started but atheists refuse to talk about how anything started just thats it there making there logic the illusion of being understandable
Koptfoeva 2 years ago
Koptfoeva, just for your information. A lot of studies have been conducted about how the distribution is between intelligence and religious faith.
Did you realize that atheists are typically found among those with high IQ?
A British researcher, Richard Lynn, claims to have found a correlation between intelligence and relgious scepticism. In a study spanning 137 countries, Lynn found that high intelligence produced an extremely high likelihood of the rejection of religious faith.
ThinkingBetter 2 years ago 5
That is simply because when you have grown so much to understand secular principles, you become more independent and you begin to "assume" things so that they make "sense" in your mind. When it makes since to a "genius" then the whole world wants in on it.
BruisedBananna 2 years ago
Einstein can easily blow away the combined value of all religious writing ever made in his ability to predict what is above us in our universe. No religious writing gets even close to him. You can take a science degree in astronomy and learn zero from the Bible...cause it scientifically useless.
But the highly intelligent Einstein, our true prophet of modern time, actually strongly rejected the religious concept of a God. He was more into Spinoza's philosophies.
ThinkingBetter 2 years ago 2
Fucking idiot. Religion can be linked with a lower IQ, and atheism with a higher IQ.
bojoben 2 years ago 5
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down!!!
ThinkingBetter 2 years ago 2
godworkshere, I love your videos. I can see you are the Lawd's true messenger, and carry on your holy work!!!! The earth and the sun are 2 giant pizzas cooked by god, and there's no way earth is moving around the sun, I mean all you shit atheists and scientist! You want proof that earth is still? Well get on a car a feel motion, and then come down and feel the stillness! You want proof the sun revolves around earth? Lift your head up you fucking morons! The sun is MOOOOVVVIING? VERRROMM!
WSCP 2 years ago
no thats not the sun moving thats the earth turning
s4ul0t 2 years ago
...-_-||.
WSCP 2 years ago
Actually the bible suggests the earth is flat and the sky is a dome with little pin-pricks of light coming through from heaven. Your model is some weird hybrid of science and downs syndrome.
Craptron2000 2 years ago
So no physical experiment proved the Earth moves, huh? Well how about this? How about I put you in a shuttle, and put that shuttle in the Earth's path. THEN, as it hurdles towards you, you can call me, and tell me the Earth doesn't move.
hotbananapants 2 years ago 2
You have learned in school that the moon circles clockwise around the earth? You are right, that's totally false!
dattelpalme83 2 years ago