Rush Hour2 - Heaven on Earth Massage Parlor

[dkupke]

I got a Chinese massage once. Believe me, it was not all its cracked up to be.

[TheJohnBellardine]

ohh my goodness, this place is off the hook!

[Varkeo]

LOL, you know he's black when goes "It an't go be no quiet room NO MORE!"

[avatarking425]

I FOUND THE Heaven on Earth Massage Parlor AND IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!! THE ONLY BAD SIDE ABOUT IT IS AT YOU CAN'T FUCK THE ASIAN GIRLS!!! AVT425

[dkupke]

Having been to a real asian massage parlour and gotten "the treatment" I can tell you it was really not all that great-actually kind of icky. She could just as easily have been reading a book at the same time-in fact I think I would have rather been reading one. Then again, I've never been to China, so maybe they are better there.

[salps3]

no but i heard it was the bomb lmfao

[jeramahia123]

That's like a Kid in a Candy Store, but, like, a million times better!!!

[Jewbag998]

do they actually have those in hong kong?

[omangamkak]

@Jewbag998 its unfortunate but yes.they ve those in hongkong and rest of asia.

[dragondudeification]

@ViacomFailsAtLife Dude you serious? man your lucky :o

[PrinceCathal]

I bet he's over 8bil in debt on that credit card.for having 1000 girls message him at once, That he NEVER finish!!!!

[Dodgers1411]

Ive been to one of these..they give good happy endings ;-)

[theNICEboy1996]

@Dodgers1411 really? like you guys do it? :O

[ViacomFailsAtLife]

@theNICEboy1996 they have these kind of places here in toronto. Some of them give bj's and sex as well.

[LukeMM95]

Can somebody give me the address to the 'Heaven on Earth Massage Parlor'?

[MyFoxdie2006]

This massage parlor reminds me of 2006 with all them chicks commin to see me trien tah suck me off, CROWBAR

[TB4000]

Haha, I still remember when this scene came on back in 2001 at the theatre. Every other guy was like, "awww, shit".

[ceergbo]

omgn this place is of the hook lmao

[IxIPaincakesIxI]

This movie is what made me fall in love with Asians. Thank you Rush Hour.

[ejr23]

Choose one? The hell with that shit man! I'll take them all for an all weekend party and orgy!

[irikeduhrice]

boner 

[eXclusiveSupastar]

My mom's a middle-aged Carribean woman and she loves this movie. LOL.

Her favorite part: :You bring Amer-ee-kan mun-ay?

LMAO!

[jjlingjunjie]

Dips on the short hair blue top who's sitting beside the white haired girl...

[coolguy75100]

fuck that shit, ill pay a million and take all those women to my bedroom, and were having a PARTY!!

[v81234567]

I want to be there and choose some sexy asian girls.

[yohitman]

this scene is what people from the west have to go by, but my friends go to these every day

[808ismyway]

Asian girls are SEXY!!!!!!!

[tony1985ize]

this movie is the only reason i love asian girls so much they are mostly better than any other women god asian women hot and beatiful to marry or date

[MissNickkieJ]

"oooohohooo ma gOOdness!"

[thAtcomment1]

They need these kinda of things in every country.

[PhildeKilla]

someone should make a gif of the first girl doing that over and over again lmao.

[nyjeterss]

wheres the chicken

[westtigersfan24]

Pause at 0:52 lol

[aba42008]

Pause 0:47 Lol.

[coolbreeze566]

the one in red and blue hair mineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[samvirus]

Pause at 0:52 if you are looking for a new wallpaper!

[BuySomethingWillYa]

Ya'll shoulda seen me, it was on!

[mbarraza12]

Man whats wrong with you! You dont jump in front of a black man and a buffet line calm down!

LMAO XD

[CiB12]

I'd take the girl 1:06-1:08 too

[aznbreez]

Jackie said, Well Hurry the Fuck up.

[randomutubejunk]

The girl at 1:07-1:08 is MINE.

[longnguyen00]

Damn the one in pink!!!!

[kyotodreamer]

You ever have massage by Chinese girl before?

No, but I heard it was the bomb.

[timd941]

i obviously want the girl pushing up her tits at :59.

[sy123ify]

this place is OFF THE HOOK

[Wolfsbane909]

@sy123ify It's actually better than in the movies about twice as many, it's HK

[TheIhoplover]

you don't jump in front of a blackman and a buffet line

[PovZ123]

The second one he picks, the one in the pink, is fucking hot! :)

[Scouserrrr08]

The second one is the nicest! DAYYYYM!

[Scouserrrr08]

Tucker cant stop laughing after he says :

"Man whats wrong with you ! You dont jump in front a black man in a buffet line, Calm down! "

[OGST33L]

id knock the dust off that pussay.

[coolguy75100]

by far the best scen in the whole damn movie , asian girls are the most beautifull women on the face of the planet , latinos come in second . hell 2 or 3 girls is not enough , give me all the chinese chicks they have , wouldnt give a shit how much money they wanted .

[gothix19]

i dont if anyone knows this but in most of those asian massage palors you can have sex with those girls after the massage, fun fact

[enrique24calvillo]

@gothix19 I heard about that too but I belive that they charge more money for that!

[wolozai]

Asian girls are the hottest girls on earth, on par with Latinas .... well, sometimes, Asian girls rock even more than latinas. just beautiful. Bangkok,Singapore,Jakarta, im coming .. :)

[rambo7276]

this scene gave me yellow fever.

[twojays]

i think the receptionist is hot instead of the girls

[kira1death]

it because of this movie i glad to be half Chinese XD

[BBoiiLite]

I had the hugest boner when i saw this when i was younger LOL

[cssftw100]

@BBoiiLite like what, 3inches??

[rickross22]

i want the milf

[videopedestrian]

@rickross22 LMFAO

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

IT IS HEAVEN ON EARTH! LOOK AT ALL THE ASIAN CHICKS WITH THE BOOBS!

[hardstylemaster321]

(the middle one)

[hardstylemaster321]

who's the girl at 0:59?

[timd941]

@hardstylemaster321 she's my bitch so SHE'S ALL MINE!

[SKOTP69]

YES!!! Especially with Felicia Tang (R.I.P) and Natasha Yi, two of my favourites!

[SKOTP69]

YES!!!

[RavenMihawk23]

"It won't be a quiet room no more."

Man! I love that line.

And this one too; "Man, you don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line."

Best lines out of the whole movie.

[Perfefernefer]

Press 5

[wowhead885]

Is the one that took the credit card

Asa akira???

[WGS15]

i hurt my back, and my neck, and i could use a little bit more massage

[MrMikesyes]

Was in Bangkok in August, Annies Massage Parlor, very similiar to this. I thought I had died and gone toThai heaven. God there were nice gals there, it was incredible experience.

[dynamicwolf]

I love this scene!!!

[xXEnkeixpressXx]

LOL "it won't be quiet room, no more" :D

[Bigcitytaken]

lol "never jump in front of a black man in a buffet line " that was hilarious

[KivonD1992]

That girl at 1:45 is TOO FINE!!!

[WGS15]

@KivonD1992 girl at 1:08 is better

[DemonHunter7609]

@WGS15 that's actually the same girl

[megabruff]

Truly heaven on earth right there. 3rd girl carter picks is my fave

[TheMrMurcielago]

@SwedishBlacks It is funny, but you must be a lone person to feel this way about this scene. (no offense) -Murcielago

[Wolfsbane909]

@SwedishBlacks maybe something wrong with YOU, if u don't get no reaction by seeing 30 chicks in bikinis.

[Ginga]

I love all women but this scene gave me a new appreciation for Asian chicks.

[barkleysound]

and the pick one is right up there

[barkleysound]

the first girl he picked is the hottest

[synysterlud]

omg orgasm!!!

[gibbitup]

Lmaoo Tucker's reaction when they open the doors was hilarious

[thebookwormh2o]

Dinner dates to all of them! lol

[joeycuervo888]

where da white women at?

[thebookwormh2o]

WHEW~

[hawx26]

wow these are some old comments

[fishbait3609]

I love 0:59 her boobs are sexy and 0:58

[redplaguethe3rd]

God, I wish I was in Hong Kong right now! Jackie and Chris, they playas fo' real!

[jgrew030]

MUSHUUUUUUUUUU!

[twinpunk]

These asian Girls are SO HOT!!!

[invadr1]

Visayas is better

[twinpunk]

viasayas???

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

@twinpunk I wanna fuck those girls! ALL OF THEM!

[u2hubbard]

@twinpunk Jacki Chan and Chris Tucker. Why wouldn't they be.

[73v]

DAMN old comments haha

[SoccerRockNY]

I never see that MANY fine masseuses when I visit an Asian parlor...just kidding, I don't venture into those places.

[EnriqueYoung]

Lucky bastard.

[VjvLMn]

haha

[msignor]

That scene was the only reason I bought the movie.

[kazama600]

@msignor that means you are a psychio

[alakbaroff]

Ala Chris 4 life)