The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape

[schenonef]

came here through memepool.com... and WTFFFFFFFFF

[fms93]

Sonic games sound effects, ripped effects... is this really real?

[Rudiga99]

SURELY THIS CAN'T BE REAL?...

My eye's my beautiful eyes.

[KingofTypoes]

"What about unwanted pregnancy? STDs? AND AIDS???"

Isn't...isn't AIDS a FORM of STD? XD

[RetroCalgary]

If Nintendo made a upgrade with this vid, but with newer characters? Um...

[akane25565]

WTF



[mkmelektro]

1.3O mario is ballsack

[theeducatedfool]

So my sperm are Boo Buddies. Sweeeeeet...

[klladude]

Holy fuck if I get AIDS my teeth and hair fall out?! Condom it is.

[TheRpgFanatic]

God this is funny

[Awesom3Gamer]

Fake. ugh.

[BlackZero98]

@Awesom3Gamer Thanks, Captain Obvious!

[Thehenrimario]

@Awesom3Gamer No shit.

[Awesom3Gamer]

@Thehenrimario ... I just noticed that some people said ti was real...

[ILEMASTER64]

I seriously can't beleave they made this XD

[danidaniboyboy]

@ILEMASTER64 They didn't. You can tell by the Sonic sound they used and by the fact that this is incredibly stupid.

[spydude12311]

lawl

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

This piece is what all true fanboys strive for!

[TaTgurl1003]

what a weird video. it has to be fake.

[Charbonsteam]

You know what they say: What has been seen... D:

Laughed at Luigi´s voice though xD

[Twigge125]

now i've seen toads penis, there's no going back

[Twigge125]

mario, this, are you serious?

[AcornKnights]

OH luigi is getting all the women around here

[CountDedede]

nintendo gives sex education.wow there are mario games, tv show, cereals, t-shirts and SEX EDUCATION VIDEOS.

[soletsdancenaked]

whats wrong luigis voice?

[bowlingballout]

Kids, let me assure you that pregnancy is far worse than AIDS. At least with AIDS you have an outside chance at a quick death...

[medajedi2]

clearly fake

[SILLYxSEAN]

Lol Sonic sound effects in nintendo related material. Not right.

[RobbySaiff]

toad is too smal, i mean, he dont have lags soo.... his balls just scrub on the floor? lol

[KingGrio]

Wow.... just wow.

[sneakybast3rd]

Haha... Why does Luigi sound like a normal Italian, but Mario sounds like a stereotypical Italian?

[ThisHmongBoy]

Mario was a little off

[curlytoes79]

Apparently during the last stage of male puberty, the urethra detaches

[Superfrokid]

EEEEEEWWWWW TOAD PENIS!!! i need a pickmeup-..... hello princess...

[Kitemasterify]

lol, at 1:30 it looks like its saying Marios the ball sack!

[blingwave]

so.....my sperm are evil ghosts? crap.

[kingbooforums]

2:09-2:11 DID THEY JUST FUCKING STEAL A SONIC SOUND EFFECT

[davidtiziu]

@kingbooforums LOL!

[havoc412]

TUBULAR

totally... TUBULAR

[themallheros]

I would never trust Italians to teach me a goddamned thing about sex.

[udododo1]

YES IWANT NO AIDS OR KIDS NOT FORME

[TheHorrorchicken]

Wear Condom Boots

Acquire no STD's

[TheMilkydot]

Luigi's voice...

[icemasterk]

really had me going till the sonic sounds...Good work, I am pleased.

[Qdude10]

"This is the MALE penis and testicles"

Well what other gender would have a penis!?

Unless....

[masterofall66]

LUIGI EATS BABIES WITH THAT VOICE

[sonic200990]

I want this to be real so so much!

[eaglescout20012000]

I don't care if it's fake or not. I think this one of the funniest videos I've seen in a long time.

[Retrospectives]

My reaction to this video poignantly summed up with one word: 0:21.

[manofthemaker]

ugh i'll never be able to look at Mario (or Captain N for that matter) the same way ever again.

[fastmatt30]

WHUAT?

[ChiChiChihuahua2]

LUIGI'S VOICE.

WHAT IS THIS.

[nicolunacba]

2:09 That sounds is from Sonic!

[cybercuate]

0:14 hey paisano!

[rragnarock]

fake....

[soulchip2]

lol...the sperm was awesome

[Kirby4030]

It's a pretty convincing fake, unless you're a hardcore cartoon buff like me and recognize the clips are taken from Captain N.

[NobTetsujin]

It's a very obvious fake for many reasons, but see Mario clueless about what a penis is seems like a fucking funny staff to me. By the way, the guy who has made Mario voices is constantly mistaking italian and spanish. Words like "garbanzo" are spanish. Que manía con confundir los idiomas.

[Nandopopurri]

@NobTetsujin Amen x eso.

[Quackmandudeer]

it's got to be fake for a good reason, the baby Mario, the char didn't exist back then.

[ElsieJayne]

Giving birth to Yoshi. WIN.

[KurtHeyBuddy]

Theres no way that this could be real! NO way

[DoctorPencilK]

Gotta love Luigi's completely out of place accent.

[bluemtndew457]

lol

[sirsir97]

wy is Luigi so close to toads pens?

[Xerdocreisson]

What

[sovest555]

What?! Just how?!

[professorfontana]

This shit can't be for real, it just can,t! It's just too fucking hollerious.

[ilikepigtails]

Toadstools shouldn't have penises. :(

[Thunderbolt505T]

Ok so first, that hairs is Marios mustache, second,I will never think of all the foods that Mario said again without thinking of this, and third i bet mario and luigi got a HARD when the princesses breasts got bigger... Just saying

[Edgtheow]

3:02 - 3:10 was extremely trippy :S

[oblivion2kkk]

What the hell is up with luigi's voice?

[Doominatorx6]

Toads got a chode

[mjc0961]

Man, I wish my GameBoy had done that when I was playing Super Mario Advance on it. Doki Doki Panic freaking SUCKS!

Also, I love how Mario is a super Italian stereotype and Luigi is just a regular guy.

[DivineIQ]

Wait, what dungeon do you get the condom boots in?

[TheJvisconti]

YEAH THIS IS TOTALLY BLACK

[CoDfan2011mw2]

WHAT THE FU-BOOOM

[DMS5594]

Luigis voice i think makes the whole video, how serious he is hahahahahahah compared to his spaghetti lovin brother

[FireJigglypuff2310]

SAFE SEX IS THE BEST

[ClaireThuBozo]

WHOA, THIS IS TOTALLY BLACK

[SirLoquendero90]

1 word

"Embarrassed"

[flameringstudios]

I think they should teach him not to do drugs more than this.

[Manacute1099]

I love how Luigi just sounds like the smart ass.

Also, FUCK YEAH CONDOM BOOTS

[Pokegic]

lol.

[ExtreameMonkeyCancer]

XD OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG HOW IS THIS REAL XD OMFG!!!!

[unrefin3d]

The 90's were one heck of a time.

[skygirl1990]

I needs to gets me some condom boots!

[pinacollada444]

of course this video is almost 4:20. seems fitting at the moment.

also, what the fuck. this has more than a million views.

[Spiderhax]

Lucky Sega never found out about all the Sonic sounds used in this, or we'd have been robbed of an educational masterpiece.

[RenyRuIez]

It's from 1990, the funny thing is, STDs were still new.

[deathtap]

Really?

[havoc412]

1.this is hilarious

2.wtf is up with luigis voice???

3.that kid is completely...clueless

4.of course mario wouldn't be able to recognize a penis cause he cant see his own???

5.you forgot it's ILLEGAL for kids under 18 to have sex??? why you teaching them about how to have sex and have no consequence...so this tape kind of promotes underage safe sex

[HYPERJOHNBASS]

poor captain n doesn´t understand a shit and then mario says here´s my brother luigi to tell you a whole heaping spaghetti's pile of informatione and luigi with his sexy voice

[mariodude89]

why does this exist

[ShadyParakoopa]

how can mario not reconize a penis?

hes not THAT fat

[boshidu11]

luigi's voiceis sooooo sexcc

[MrBoneStripper98]

i gues luigi grew up on yale campus lol, at least mario sounded (sterotypicaly lol) italian.

and if mario started to call me funny names like garbonzo bean, and then luigi started telling me about reproduction and then mario cut in and said "dont just tell him, show him" id be like uh UH AAAAAAAAA!

and "condom boots" realy.

but i like how they make the realistic statement that if your going to do at least use this.

[Dagerskin]

I'm pretty sure 0:31 count as rape

[wyattsban]

Is this real? It seems fake, but still funny. I mean, they had sega game sound effects in it. "I'm going to tell you a whole heaping spaghetti's worth of information"

[iCynthiarel]

" YEAH THIS IS TOTALY BLACK!"

[angelofmegadeath]

thats not how i femember luigi's voice xD wtf

[dalekmun2010]

It would be ironic if peach started talking about std's

[TheTrueSouldier]

Why do I have the feeling that I actually SAW this before... like, before seeing it on the internet... to a point where I had no idea what they were talking about? weird. XD

[SuperFeazell]

I THINK THIS WOULD BE A GREAT ALTERNATE ROUTE IN SCHOOLS TODAY!!! NO HARM NO FOUL!!!

[xKMSFamine]

CONDOM BOOTS

[SeederTheSnake4]

Mario: Ey'a paizanno, get ready for lotsa spaghetti of informatione! Luigi:Good day young gent, would you care for some knowledge?

[VillainousFiend]

It's odd thatone of my first thoughts is: Why is Mario so stereotypically italian but Luigi is not?

[Zoorah]

luigi sounds really connoisseur with this voice xD

[TheFanaticRat]

What is this

Why is this happening

[6u6u7o]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[DaVince21]

Sonic the Hedgehog sound cuing at 2:08!

[kaleighs31]

oh. my. god. seriously just almost died laughing!!!

[mrtrollhaha]

Is this real!

[AcolyteOfLulz]

TOTALLY TUBULAR

TOTALLY

TUBULAR

[wohdinhel]

@AcolyteOfLulz AHAHAHA PUNNERIFFIC.

[jimmy101112000]

I got two questions...

Would the starman power protect me without a condom?

What the hell is it with the sounds from the Sonic game from the Sega genesis?

[MurderDeathKill01]

Of course, pubic hair is just Mario's moustache all over your parts.

[mollydoe]

@MurderDeathKill01

Now I know why so many people shave/wax. ;-;

[TheAppleMan100]

what the hell did i just watch.

[gonaone]

Lol 1:16 >

Gamr Boy > zoom> Toad > zoom > Penis. "Whatsthat" :D

[mechamonster]

I'm wearing my condom boots as we speak.

[thr1llk1lljake]

welp now i know why ghost come out of my penis

[Willianatior]

2:09

That be from Sonic, mang

[vissereight]

looks legit

[SpadeHand]

Ah, yes. This explains the ghosts coming out of my penis.

[VegetarianLyfe]

Well this explains all the ghosts coming out of my penis.

[PaladinX500]

THEY USED A SONIC SOUND EFFECT FOR ENLARGING BREASTS

WHAT THE FUCK

[LateNiteMusicScene]

This isn't real is it?

[FiskieXS]

So Luigi is completely normal and Mario is MAMMA MIA ITALIANO

[shmeeden]

To quote the kid:

HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

[d3vils4t4n]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!! :DDDDDD

[44trinity]

this is totally tubular! LOL

[CCrockyourass]

This video is so bad, it's awesome.

If I was just sitting at home playing my NES and suddenly a Mario head popped up and started saying "HEY BITCH! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SEX?!" I would shit my pants, and break the TV apart. I would then burn the pieces and bury the ashes.

Also lol @ the kid. "Wuuut? HUUUUHHH? WOOOOW!!"

[Dziuravy]

you can trip watching this.

[SkieBluFox]

YOU GOT THE CHAOS TITS

[dragonbrains]

i want a load of boos shot into my vag

[lolipop86724]

LMFO at 2:10 they have Peaches' breast grow and the guy is like, 'OOOOOOOOOOO!'

[lolipop86724]

Wow, I was made from a little Boo and a Yoshi egg?

[Jonathangoad1985]

Why do they wanna show Sex Eduacation on YouTube?, I mean what if little kids saw these? And or teenage kids and they might do these wrong decisions by their parents, Im telling you Parents if you see this message, Im letting you all know that kids sex is wrong.

[Iriscal]

what is this i dont even

[IH8Monkeys]

lol..this just seems wrong for some reason

[BWill9014]

couldn't stop laughing xDDD

[mechawerezilla]

Ok then

[erdalea20]

rofl xD when the Boo's appear they use Sonic's Bubble sound and when they show Princess Peach boobies they play the Sonic Extra life sound XD

[TheCrunchVlog]

My little garbonzo bean

[mikemart21]

Im seriously wondering what the animators, voice actors and writers were thinking when they made this..

[2390Rick]

This Is Shit You See On Famliy Guy, LMFAO.

[XxDBZGenesisXx]

Well! Its not lost anymore Lol.

[neon471]

Yup, makes perfect sense.

[bunnyandscruff]

HEYYYYYELLP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KalasMibari]

NAWLEEEEEEEEDGE

[fake2556]

all this told me is mario loves safe sex.

[DevilMayDumbass]

Please tell me Luigi didn't just seriously say penis.

[TriforcePlayer2]

WHAT IN THE HELL

[1kamz]

2:08 oooooooohhhhhhhh

[blaezisghey]

best fake video ever

[hushpuppy01]

@blaezisghey Yeah, I don't believe any of it either!!! I mean!! Eewww!

[blaezisghey]

@hushpuppy01 No I don't mean that. It's pretty clear from the voices and graphics, and the fact that a sound effect from Sonic is used in there, that Nintendo did not actually have anything to do with this video

[hushpuppy01]

@blaezisghey Eewww!!!

[OmegaMaxter]

Well, it explains why my sperm laugh at me when im not looking.

[knoxklay11]

its captain N the game master.. :\ castrate your grandpa if he found any tape of this abomination of a tv show

[lilyoshidude]

SO THAT'S WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON! ROFLLLL

2:09 Mario's eyes grow huge after watching what happens to girls and wishes it happened to Princess Peach. XD

Girls lay Yoshi Eggs that hatch into baby Mario riding on a Yoshi.

2:48 YEAH! THIS IS TOTALLY BLACK!

[NeptunII]

I sure have learned my lesson. I'l always wear a condome. I'm even wearing one right one :)

[GeneratorNJ]

Wow, I had no idea!!

[metalbeer]

this so bad!

[guardianforce1]

LOL man the 80's are random! XD

[rogonandi]

It's actually a very cute PSA. :)

[Dondondondonkichi]

RAWR FEAR MY CONDOM BOOTS.

only part that made sense was sperm being boo. haunted house level makes sense now.

[AikoMori007]

This video would do a better job educating youth about sexuality than the Conservative's "abstinence-only" crud. :)

[KnaveMurdok]

Not real :P The first hint wasd the use of Super Nintendo and Sega Genesis sound effects. Also, if this were really sanctioned by Nintendo, why wouldn't Lou Albano, Danny Wells and Matt Hill do the voices? :P STILL!!! Very funny, I highly approve, even if it is a rouse ;-)