Louis C.K.-Shameless part 3

[DamnedTheMan3]

Oh my God! I had tears in my eyes after 2:37 for laughing so hard!

[MitsuhideTheVagrant]

I'm skinny and I can't just have one donut.

[TheLastRainShadow]

"I wanna fuck that guy right in the face!" x'D

[TheAwesomeAleks]

i am a donut and i am really offended

[wittwelsh]

I am offending and I find this Ewan McGregor

[emmmilyrose]

I hope Ewan McGregor has seen this.

[ManUntdForever]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!

Thank you for posting!

[Ekra18]

Why there are no such comics here in Russia?((( Damn, it's awesome.

[droptopsixfo]

1:12-1:20...a series of good audience laughs

[Alches2]

I'm not gay. I would hook up with Ryan Reynolds, and also yea Ewan McGregor. Both are gorgeous men.

[Kneleist]

filip latinovicz

[metalElvalover]

Haha, I'd do Ewan McGregor.

[widowzx]

1:12- 1:16 EPIC Fucking laugh

[droptopsixfo]

@widowzx hahhha I know. If you listen up to 1:20 the witch comes back

[widowzx]

@droptopsixfo It just fucking epic

[jpepsi24]

he looks like he lost weight

[ChainsawVsGod]

His voices make me laugh like fuck xD

[kilsya1]

@ChainsawVsGod Love your name.

[zmajodsipova95]

HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMEONE DISLIKE THIS???

[ojplz]

i died at 8:25

[fob199]

he's not even fat lol

[hYpNoXiDe]

@fob199 Hate to break it to you, he's fat.

[ChainsawVsGod]

@hYpNoXiDe

You're fat.

[hYpNoXiDe]

@ChainsawVsGod I'm not.

[mkoschulich]

Im going to World's Greatest News Anchor next

[mikeycomets3347]

@mkoschulich why waste your time lmfao

[SIurm]

@mkoschulich dont its really stupid

[aaronthebox]

Who has the weirdest laugh war at 1:11 hahaha

[fLcGambit]

the distinction he made about laughing at gay people vs laughing at someone who's very eccentric(who might also be gay) is a common misconception people have

[bigace511]

Hes not even fat lmfao, this is too good though.

[YouBoobinator]

the 18 dislikes are ugly faggot kids......

[xTheFifthBeatlex]

LOL i nearly died from laughter

[azurebass24]

stop it.. it hurts too much

[jcoffee180]

Louis C.K. is the funniest man in America.

[2MinutesToMidnightt]

The only thing I don't like about this act is he doesn't differentiate homosexuality as not just being about sexual acts with the opposite but about loving relationships.

[cainicus1]

@2MinutesToMidnightt From what I've noticed in his other stuff, he doesn't really differentiate any relationships beyond the sexual acts, except maybe talking about his (now ex-)wife.

[cptcommunism99]

mormon propaganda...bizarre/perverted related videos...

Strange assortment to attach to this.

[juna2509]

@cptcommunism99 you think to much ...

[artistenoire]

...so wonderful <3

[LittleInnocentOne]

Amen.

[efrainthegreat]

1:10 listen to the laugh battle going on in the background.

[roool91]

there are 16 people who dont wanna talk to their ulgy child

[sergio71995]

0:37 too 1:10 i was dying omg louis

[samjones0528]

I've just came across this guy today, amazing!

[rowlus]

I had to google what the hell a Pelvis is. I knew who Ewan McGreggor is though...

[judikerr]

YEAH HES DEFINETLYYYY GAY!!! OBVIOUS

[DvSFoX]

@judikerr -.- seriously?

Thats all you got from this?

[MovieHound17]

@DvSFoX Hes probably a faggot too!

[DvSFoX]

@MovieHound17

Sounds like it LOL

[MovieHound17]

@DvSFoX not louis, this internet fagoot goober!

[DvSFoX]

@MovieHound17

LOL I know dude

[MovieHound17]

@DvSFoX OHHH lol My bad!

[tapaddtiiiii]

'It starts with a doughnut, later I'm killing a hooker I don't even know what happened' hahahahahahahaahhahhahaahhhah XD

[HighHippie904]

Nevermind thought yall were talikng about Louis being Scottish.

[HighHippie904]

Louis is not Scottish. He's Hungarian and Mexican. He grew up in Mexico until he was seven. If you hear him on the radio he talks about growing up in Mexico and considers himself a Mexican.

[akshaysrikar]

when jay-z said 30 is the new 20... i guess he was taking abt his tits. hmmmm...

[delusion74]

that is a good looking guy no homo lol

[DarkUchiha95]

Oh my fucking God that woman who keeps laughing in the background...

Fuck you woman, FUCK YOU.

[ArctheDark]

Anyone catch themselves killing hookers after eating a donut?

[BlimeyGames]

If Ewan McGregor ever had a shortage of blowjobs, he knows where to go.

[cooolkid11]

Ur the shit

[Casarzino]

lol I'm skinny and I don't sound gay like that

[Jotto999]

@Casarzino I know right? He made us sound like we're effeminate.

[Rosvosektori]

40 dicks? Living in "sauna culture" here in Finland and you have seen that many when you are 4 years old.

[Ryfasol]

@Rosvosektori m/njlhkbtygfcvbgnm,tiokp

[kdemon17]

Lol

[SolidSnake032486]

Anyone who knows Ewan please show this to him and post his reaction.

[ImJustCommenting]

DAMN when he was like "i got tits" i was all like take ur shirt off lol

[mhammer1777]

@sarahewright9 im glad there are girls out there who can openly admit who they wanna fuck, hey im a guy and i also want to fuck ewan mcgregor he is seriously hot

[hurasane]

@mhammer1777 lol fag, plus its the internet shes prolly a guy

[theScytheofGod]

@sarahewright9 Good luck to you on that one, Sarah.

[AzureTape12]

@sarahewright9 Fuck you. you're a girl it's not special if YOU want to fuck ewan mcgregor. I'm a 16 year old guy and I want him to fuck me. Yes i'm straight.

[doomermeeko]

@sarahewright9

That's against what jesus said. haha

[Harb231]

loooooooool i just got tits

[OneSneakyMonkey]

Hello it's fucking hot outside lmao hahahaha he said that perfectly!

[Telescopic696]

i love how youtube's "related videos" section is giving me a Late Late Show interview with Ewan McGregor.

youtube knows all.

[xElvox]

Once heard a gay guy say sausages. It was hilarious and made my day.

[UFOJockey]

Ewan McGregor felt a disturbance in the force.

[6506nta]

Top commenters don't know bout Ewan McGregor, probably lived in a cave or something ...

[Katingaan]

Yessssss...seriousness...

Ahaha, love this guy.

[salutche]

this guys seems smart but he's ignorant to say the least

[WildDerpachu]

@salutche He's a comedian, bro.

[Irichiez1230]

BUSTEN A SAG

[eyesofthetruth91]

12 people dont have good taste

[purplypassion]

mann I love this guy!! Honestly, comedy-although we laugh and what not- really tells the truth!

[mnr8788]

12 people did not get to eat a damn cookie cuz he took them all

[st4rd3str0y3r]

I love how he regrets saying everything immediately after he says it. you can see it on his face.

[omglykmybffjill]

No one can resist Ewan McGregor's charm, no one. . .

[JensGall02]

I touched my Moobs when he started saying "I just got tits!"

[xxL0YALTY]

i hate when the top two comments are the same :/

[koopaatroopa]

Receipts xD

[imaanibargi1]

i can never unsee his stomach!!!!

[Vippi13]

About the "people will marry their dogs"-argument: One Finnish cartoon character said this: "If you can't see the difference between the relationship of two grown ups and animal abusing, I suggest you never get a dog."

[TheInnerSanctuary]

It takes a VERY secure straight man to talk like that about Ewan McGregor. Major props for that, C.K. :) 

[ProducShuns]

@TheInnerSanctuary hes very honest on stage lol

[j11430]

@ProducShuns Shameless, if you will

[sfgalltheway]

thats what this all is, is fucking THAT

[Devium88]

@sfgalltheway I once went to a residential meeting just for the pizza.

[CumtasticClimax]

suck that dickin the assssshole you cant bastardizer like a hooker boner douche skank......... you are now even more stupid for reading theees ANAL BURNZ!

[LittleMsMadness]

I love that hes so openminded through apathy xDD

[Kogerii]

The effect it has on everyone's lives is

1) Approval via state

2) Financial support via state

[wwarthog3]

I don't think he's embarrassed, I think he laughs cause he amuses himself. Sometimes, I think he acts like he can't believe he said that out loud. lol

[pa2pb]

ANOTHER one!!

[plutoice21]

i just googled ewuan mcgregor

[Lesserthannone]

@plutoice21 Search your feelings.

[FearKissers]

@Lesserthannone XD You made my life.

[Lesserthannone]

@FearKissers You're welcome, atleast your one of a chosen few smart enough to get the reference.

[ladrianlove2004]

@plutoice21 Me too!

[TheLivingIn3D]

@plutoice21 ewuan? lmfao. Ewan**

[plutoice21]

@TheLivingIn3D lol whatevs, hence why i had to google him.

[RedneckDeerhunter252]

@mustbeburtreynolds You notice that young obi-wan has a Scottish accent, and old obi-wan has an American accent?

[MegaStupidMagic]

@RedneckDeerhunter252 Alec Guiness was English. Don't remember the way he talked though so you may be wrong.

[RedneckDeerhunter252]

@MegaStupidMagic Hes Scottish.

[KamiKazeroK]

@RedneckDeerhunter252 Yeah, but he emigrated sometime between episode III and IV...

[plutoice21]

@mustbeburtreynolds haha, i had to google that too. sorry, not much of a star-wars fan. i know, i should be ashamed.

[pixiegarza]

Best gay voice ever!!!

[imthebest4624]

the cookies was the best part

[EarlOfEs]

"bomb a drop" LOL

[lmbrao2g]

@EarlOfEs i'm pretty sure he said he wants a "bomb to drop" on the whole house...

[pa2pb]

this guy is the funniest fucker ever

[Eliteism]

Lesson learned, donuts result in dead hookers

[ThePunkpunkkid]

I would suck Ewan McGregor dick for one reason, he's the fucking Obi-Wan Kenobi.

[Supertigy]

@ThePunkpunkkid He's also Magneto, mind you.

[ThePunkpunkkid]

@Supertigy When have he ever bin Magneto?

[KingOfTheKill10001]

@Supertigy He was never Magneto.

[freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez]

@Supertigy I think you probably mean Ian McKellen.Who's also Gandalf. :)

[ROXIO7]

Ewan McGregor, ya did it again :)

[Basskicker93]

this guy is freakin hilarious

[kingtutvids]

omfg hello its fucking hot outside lmfao!!!!!!

[DrSquiresMD]

his gay voice is hilarious.

[MyExTreMeRoMaNcE]

His gay people bit is how I've felt for years. Who gives a shit as long as it doesn't affect their life?

[SK8N4S8N100]

press 7 for "im a dyke"

[snowisthebestweather]

I would love to see Ewan McGregor's reaction to this.

[xxTaKe2xx]

6:51 heywhadhannhnhnnhdhdnhn ummm :D

[Jianeen]

10 people got f***ed in the ass willy-nilly at the ATM ^

[alwaysdowntorock]

Stop quoting the skit. It's dumbm

[alwaysdowntorock]

Stop quoting the skit. It's dumb

[jhiller21]

@alwaysdowntorock For one thing, it aint a skit, it's a bit. And who gives a shit if people quote it? Quit being a fag.

[Jefe42069me]

"I wanted him to fuck me!" akward silent moment... lmao

[pastafarian37]

'because you don't wanna talk to your ugly child' LOL

[Bogdan1211]

blah blah blah fucking this fucking that

[blackra3pberry]

oh my god I've totally had the skinny-fat conversation so many times

[mookalooka]

@YungPar thats pretty gay dawg

[dylasauruswrecks]

Mom: Did you lock the door?

Me: No, not yet.

Mom: Go back in and grab my keys on the table.

Me: Ok.

[MrSupertwo]

This guy is so fucken funny....

[robinyourtube]

I ate my way through to the other side hahahahaha

[jevicci]

Love the "rediscovering the cookies" bit. Hilarious.

[jtmichaelson]

@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg But you dropped the F-bomb by saying that he was 'fucking' annoying. And you used the word 'retard' to possibly offend people there and the word 'asshole' was a bit gratuitous. So, it looks like Louis and you have a few things in common.

[Thespians1]

i wanna fuck euen mcgreger's face (i probably didnt spell his name right im to lazy to google) and i LOVE THE PUSSY

[TheOutbreakofLocusts]

How am I supposed to explain to my child that two men are getting married? I dont know its your shitty kid, you fuckin' tell him! Why is that anyone else's problem? Two men love each other but can't get married cuz you dont wanna talk to your ugly child for fuckin' five minutes? Who fuckin' cares about your shitty kid he's probably a faggot anyway :) i love LCK

[RandyLeeSnyderJr]

I'd fuck Kenobi as well.

[Gonko100]

@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg

go back to russia

[feast69]

hey, cant we all get along,were all americans here,we can all express our opinions, and just laugh about it llater n need to attakck each other

[kranzgebaeck]

@CynthiaxXxBlitzkrieg: Yes, Ms Cynthia Triple-X Blitzkrieg, he really should be more careful about his choice of words. He is a fucking annoying, genuine asshole, indeed.

Please give my regards to the xXxNazi-Invasion Foundation for Class and Good Manners.

Yours retardedly,

K.

[michaelmarijuana]

I love how honest he is xD

[Mastersteef123]

I love how he immidiately gives the finger when he says "some of the skinny people..." at 4:41 hahaha

[Mastersteef123]

Creativity and originality should just be removed from the dictionary since they are non-existant.

[TooMuchPwn]

First I'm eating a donut then I'm killing a hooker

[ariisbest2]

k the ewan mcgregor part was totally fucked up, thats disgusting. and it pissed me off that hes pushing his pro-gay marriage agenda.

[TheSauce504]

@ariisbest2 Can't tell if trolling... or just homophobic...

[ariisbest2]

@TheSauce504 or just annoyed when a funny comedian pushes his beliefs

[ACrunchyCaptain]

@ariisbest2 It's not a belief, its common fucking sense that people should be aloud to marry whoever the fuck they want. Man, women, doesn't matter. Get over it.