25 signs you might be Canadian

[YoshieMFLowks]

Hell yeah that party was cracking;D & The guy in the middle sure as hell got laid that night. Hahah.

[stayjit1]

You know your a Canadian if you see six teenagers running down the street with hockey sticks and figger they are late for a hockey game.

[vnorthru]

@stayjit1 what else are you suppose to think? lol

[TheAsskickyoulater]

so this is what american,s do on every year

[TheAsskickyoulater]

so this is what american,s do on ever Christmas

[joshnorwich]

"I wouldn't brag about Celine Dione" lol Al

[SupaThunderCat]

lol i do all those things XD

[DemoleRoll]

The poutine on the chesterfield was good!!

[DemoleRoll]

The poutine on the chesterfield was pretty damn good

[cwgumby]

great

[MisterSoloDolo96]

that is prolly the most boring fam dinner ever

[Kaboom0623]

I notice a few First nations posts in here as well .. They forget the favorite joke .. taking back their land one forclosure at a time ... Native Bingo and Cassino's gotta love em ;)

[jasonvan9]

its true, they have no clue what a mickey or a 26er is... i asked for a 26er in michigan.. they didnt understand, and i couldnt explain i want the 750mL one either because they use flow ounces... i had to point.. and after the third try they grabbed the right one.. they name their sizes as portions of a gallon.. so a 26er=1/5th ... remember that!

[mattpetrin]

25 degrees C as in (25*9/5) + 32 F = 77 fahrenheit.. which is hot enough..

[SuperTlss]

@mattpetrin

I'm pretty sure they meant 25° fahrenheit.

[talex42]

Aw... a two-four, brings back memories of parties in Winnipeg! LOL

[singingforev]

lol! This stuff is true!

[gregsunson]

God save the queen, and please kindly return the land back to its long-neglected rightful owner, native people. Thank you so very much.

[kilkenian2]

Very nice... I'm proud to be Canadian... :-) God save the Queen.

[stayjit1]

You know you're a Canadian when you go to a wedding, and the bride and groom are wearing Sorels.

[jpjustin101]

cute wallet, i had one like that when i was 5 aswell

[LynnTucker]

@jpjustin101 Oh WoW! You were in the Canadian Military at 5? You must be SPECIAL!

[jpjustin101]

@LynnTucker thanks man, i actually meant a velcro wallet! mine had a tony hawk sticker on it aswell!

[LynnTucker]

@jpjustin101 Well you see the military use velcro on the wallet to hold in all the stuff when they jump out of airplanes and helicopters or chase the Enemy or end up repelling cliffs to rescue folks.

[jpjustin101]

@LynnTucker makes sense, now tell me, were you one of those people or did you not get deployed

[LynnTucker]

@jpjustin101 Guess you haven't looked at about 50% of my videos.....

[jpjustin101]

@LynnTucker no i haven't!

[LynnTucker]

@jpjustin101 Just above this video on the page is my name. If you click it all your questions will be answered

[jpjustin101]

@LynnTucker alright i watched a few of them, i couldnt tell by watching them if you were deployed or not, but if you were than i apologize!

[LynnTucker]

@jpjustin101 I am the wife and mother of two in the unit. The regiment deploys 50% twice a year. Our unit is a reservist unit that attaches to a regular forces unit. They are an armoured reconnaissance unit. Deployed in Afghanistan and Sudan of late. Before that Bosnia, and Croatia.

[andres983265]

Oh I get it! Road work! Oh!

[Might1789]

wow! this christmas party is on fire...with all the old folks and the old jokes abt canadians...bring on some booze. QUICKLY

[sammelina12]

Some of them I don't get....but yeah, chocolate bar, pop, poutine...got it all down

[carlinsaves]

I'm Canadian and I say yes to all hahaha

[louisjgrimes]

lively bunch....

[Evokemanep]

It's funny, because all of these signs apply to me.

[MccreadyKiwi]

Isn't it safe to say that in the winter minus ten I a warm day????????

[YukiNekoPrincess]

I love your family, they're funny XD

[snowbirddude]

One hell of a party...

[TheMadNellie]

North Dakota, New Hampshire and Minnesota are inevitably honourary!

[soosoo12123]

I almost pissed my pants at the canadian tire money part lol that is so true!

[BeyondBirthday1991]

i am canadian =.=

[LynnTucker]

:)

[BULLOCK1973]

Wow looks a lil un easy

[VivaLaVlogger]

@wovokanarchy ummm, we arnt actually, ever seen a canadian hockey game? yeah, watch one...we arnt so boring.

[LynnTucker]

@wovokanarchy well at least I have stuff on my account. When you take the time to film your own videos and put them out there for scrutiny your comment might have value

[wovokanarchy]

@LynnTucker You ever think you shouldn't?

[LynnTucker]

@wovokanarchy nope. It is my account for my use. Was put up there for my family to use, and it is just a downfall of the system that dregs like you get to see it

[wovokanarchy]

@LynnTucker Well I was surfing to see the different perspectives on how people view and see each other. Sorry I called your family ''fucks'', it's just a figure of speech. It wasn't meant to be personal since I don't know you or your family. But come on...you have to admit it's pretty ''Leave it to Beaver" "Father Knows Best"

" Apple Pie" , "Sunday Roast Beef" family situation, don't you think?

[LynnTucker]

@wovokanarchy I expect this much from a person who would call people fucks as a regular comment of life. Well those fucks as you so eloquently put it are celebrating Christmas Dinner. I guess folks don't sit around a dining room table for Christmas dinner where you come from. I bet you really thought I would erase your snyde comments because you wanted to feel big. But I am way too evil for that. I am letting everyone see what a dink you are. Once in a while I make an example of the dreggs.

[wovokanarchy]

@LynnTucker Did I expect you to erase my comments? Nope. In fact I'm glad you are sharing with the world my comments about your family. I think it's you who are doing a disservice to your family by show casing how lame they truely are.

[NormalityIsOffensive]

@wovokanarchy

Judging by ur comment ur a jealous fuck ahhja thanks for showing Canadians r better

[wovokanarchy]

@NormalityIsOffensive "Canadians are better''? That's a laugh considering you guys have a George Bush clone called Steven Harper. A real "wannabe '' American. We elected the first African American as President. Do you think Canadians would ever elect a minority? Judging by your treatment of the Aboriginal peoples in Canada I would say Canada is perhaps one of the most racist countries in the world. Wanker.

[LynnTucker]

@wovokanarchy you are obviously a very lonely person. If you have to spend this much time on one thread and when I don't address you any more you HAVE to address my commentators. I am so sad for you

[aerdna14]

@wovokanarchy Canada's had a female Prime Minister. Not to mention that plenty of people in Parliament are minorities. And I don't really think that you can say that Canada treated Native Americans poorly when the US did the exact same thing. What is your problem anyway?

[tomvb44]

Chesterfield = Davenport?

[LynnTucker]

@tomvb44 A Davenport is a chesterfield (sofa) that folds down flat to make a bed.

[TrueNegro]

I wanted to see the celine dion battle

[BizzMarki]

This looked like one wild party!

[phatkix]

Perfect.

[theplushfatty01]

I'm canadian but I have never said aboot or eh in my life but I do love tim hortons I drive on the highway and I have Canadian tire money in my cabinet!!!! -3 canada

[Alaskaofto]

CHEERS FROM CANADA

[mmcrosbie]

In BC we call a freeway a freeway.

[Tonyshawnw]

well Cuba is a cheap place... most elderly people in Canada call fries chips. When I hear an American show mention Canada I think "great Canada's about to get bashed by Americans again(South Park, Fox News, ect...)"

[halo3fan101]

@Tonyshawnw who gives a shit bout fox news every broadcast they just make bigger fools of themselfs but it is entertaining to watch lol

[Tonyshawnw]

who ever dislikes this has no sense of humor

[bbbree1616]

uhm by the way its not twenty four , its a two four. reffering to liquor.

[LynnTucker]

@bbbree1616

well actually it is 2-4 referring to a 24 case of beer. The original cases of beer in Canada were bottles sold in a box with 24 beers in it. This was the best value for the dollar. There was no way to buy individual cans or 4, 6 or 12 packs back then.

[bbbree1616]

@LynnTucker i know that... i was just being lazy..

[MissRheaSunshine]

This party is out of control!

[footballmonkey11]

Canada and USA really aren't that different I don't knew what the hell this guys talking about

[Keiranforreal]

@footballmonkey11 We have a Queen on our dollar coin. Huge difference.

[WinkingEmoticon]

I'll admit to getting excited when American television mentions us. :P

[ChelseaKristy03]

@WinkingEmoticon I get excited when Shay Carl mentions us :p If you know who that is haha

[cheercutiee11]

Most true to mee too! i live near the boreder line to canada in ny (:

[oldstock1607]

on the west coast, we drink pop too.

[lorianna]

Cute

[HurryingFever1]

number 1) your awesome

number 2) you play/love hockey

number 3) repeat

lol :)

[AllThingsGeek1]

It's colour not color ad I'd love me some Tim's right now lol

[TheZouzougirl]

so winter is winter still summer is summer road work is fall and almost winter is spring?

[omgir]

candy bars...? Soda?!? (chips=french fries)

omg i remember when i went to the states and i was all like, can i have some chips? so the people give me a bag of chips!!?!? LOL! SIlly silly americans.

[ChelseaKristy03]

@omgir Where in Canada do you live... I don't know anyone who calls fries chips :p.

[omgir]

@ChelseaKristy03 Alberta....my whole family calls it that xD so many of my friends do too

[74coneill]

I'm from Virginia, and 'freeway' sounds like a Californianism. They might call it 'freeway' in other parts of the U.S. (I don't know), but when I hear 'freeway', I think California.

[ExelDling17]

Hey want some coffee from Timmys I'm Canadian

[OutlawedSaviour]

I'm canadian, and I do like 20 of those things :p

[Steffiegrl11831]

I love the Christmas Decor!

[Tacobelcannon]

why does this have so many dislikes?

[LynnTucker]

@Tacobelcannon well notice the number of viewers? There were a lot of comments that were harassing and lude They were immature kids or immature adults who caused a lot of trouble.  They were removed for being bigoted comments. Hence the negs...

[lotusflower281]

@Tacobelcannon Cuz haters keep drinking that haterade. =P

[bwr1995]

You might be a Canadian when you roast Tim Horton's TimBits over a Fire..

[ALBIONTYKE]

Weird all those Canadian saying are also said in Britain.

[julianbinder123]

@ALBIONTYKE i hope so ! i get to look at the beautiful wrinkled face of Her majesty whenever i take out a toonie

[ALBIONTYKE]

@julianbinder123 lol Can you do us Brits a big favour, next time Her Majesty nips over to Canada, will you lure her to Niagra Falls & give her along with the rest of her family a free boat ride ?

[julianbinder123]

@ALBIONTYKE lmao i probably wont get the chance as the boats are not up to her royal standards

[torislovelylife]

Someone translate lol!

[crush40fan101]

I live in Minnesota, and this kind of sounds like my state....

[mcarnteydied]

@CMLiedtke Everything.

[Mannixxx]

he's not exactly don rickles

[mcarnteydied]

Did he mention afraid of the dark ?

[CMLiedtke]

@mcarnteydied what exactly does being afraid of the dark have to do with being Canadian..?

[LynnTucker]

@CMLiedtke Afraid of the dark is a very famous kids series created by R.L.Stein

[ringojohnpaulgeorgee]

haha. you said "aboot"!

[TheDarkstar010]

A TACK!!!!! lol

[TheRealTaylorTv]

This makes Canada looks like a bunch of hicks,,,

[Animurh]

@TheRealTaylorTv I kinda have to agree.. weird

marry me?

[captain150]

A TACK!

[navychucktaylors]

A mickey is a 13 oz. bottle of liquor in case anybody was wondering. Had no idea that wasn't a North American thing.

[scarletttdior]

at :41-:43 i laughed so hard.

dad:"you know what a mickey and a 2-4 is"

son: "you mean nobody else does?"

dad: "guess not" LOL

[Calzified]

Oh, and I also eat chocolate bars.

[Calzified]

This is so true.

I'm Canadian, and yes, I drink pop. Yes, I ride a car on a highway. And yes, I even have Canadian Tire money in the kitchen drawers.

And I love going to Timmy's!

I'm a proud Canadian, eh?

[xxLem0nPl3dgeii]

@Calzified CAN'T HAVE YOUR OL SMOCK WIT YER OL TIMMYS EH BHY

[Numantino312]

fyi, people in the american midwest say 'pop' instead of 'soda' also.

God bless canada! you guys rock!

(from proud american)

[Gamer11707]

pop is better than soda

[rslkrslk]

those are probably the worst chirps ive ever heard.

[mcelderry111]

@rslkrslk loooooooolll

[rhn94]

looks like a boring ass dinner .. btw .. 15 degrees is a warm day in canada..

[convictor11]

lol i always brag about leslie neilson , john candy jim carey james cameran, and Dan Aykroyd there truely amazing theres alot more tho i didnt mension

[vegetaouji333]

LOL I love how any American's diss toward Canada is that " Canadians suck because they only make maple syrup and play hockey."

You know, or you could just....I dunno...research Canada a little more? LOL.

[tucsondog]

two four, not twenty-four.

[MMACD07]

personally i feel with all the globalization and technology allowing the boundaries between countries to be "abolished" most of these, along with the supposed Canadian accent have been all but dismantled.

[TMartz2]

0:47 ABOOT!!!!!

[lantern120]

@TMartz2 What's aboot?

[miamad]

@tennisgurl206 Nope, never heard of her.... and just like your country, nobody cares!

[macrocec]

this is funny and cute :)

[briannamaner]

lol let me correct the "you know that when its 25 degrees it's a warm day." Actually most people I know think 15 degrees is warm lol (for real,even me! XD)

[Baileyanna123]

we dont say chesterfield...just saying

[LynnTucker]

@Baileyanna123

.....if you use...just saying you are just too young to use the word chesterfield.

folks your grandma's age would say chesterfield.

[mashbawss]

LOL Its Bill Haverchuck from Freaks and Geeks!

This video cracked me the fuck up that man has the worst comic delivery ever lol.

[jbwudayu]

looney and  tooney.

[hyurgy123]

@melee409 i am not a heavyweight champ and was born in one of the richest countries on this planet where I had surgery once, later as a canadian i also had surgery again, there was exactly the same care in both countries not more not less.the hospital i had surgery first was also used by liz taylor and the saudi royals, the later by canadian prime ministers-both were publicinstitutions open to everybody.

[hyurgy123]

@melee409 the enron, lehman brother etc crisis only happened coz bush admin. cut allll restrictions, canadian goverment wasn't that stupid and kept banks on a short leash thats how things should be.

fighting invaders on hometurf is always easier for any free poeple see afghanistan and iraq, see korea and vietnam, all countries were USA might was crushed by small forces, we canadians love hunting at the end hunting deer or invaders comes out the same.

[melee409]

I like Canada. It's like America but with less rights, high taxes, high cost of living, less opportunity and crappy health care.

[UpstairsMaid]

@melee409 actually canadians have more rights, far better access to health care, and excellent opportunity. - our unemployment rate is 7.9% compared to 9.6% in states. american bankruptcy is 6.9 per 1000 vs 2.6 per 1000 in canada. so yes, in america you have more than twice as much opportunity.....to fail.

[warsilver99]

VERRYY TRUE... and OMG it's pronounced ZED!!! I always make fun of people who call it zee.

[JJ0TT64]

Its funny because most of these go for Minnesotans too

[LynnTucker]

@JJ0TT64

All Minnesotans are considered honourary Canadians.

[SukkaPunch321]

@LynnTucker And Michiganders!

[XxquickpenxX]

XD "You design your halloween costume to fit over a snow suit" XD sooo true. That was the best one.

[Twiztidguy]

so canadians micky is our half-pint im assuming... and id like to boast that i dont buy a 2-4... i buy a 3-0 because im awesome :-p I dont know why americans and canadians dont get along. Im American and i think canadians are the same as us just in a different area. BTW our healthcare does blow... but i just asked my buddy in canada about his gas prices, and i thought ours was rediculous. ^^ Funny vid btw :-p

[CarlieAdelle]

1. I knew what serviette meant since i was six 3. I use the word chesterfield since i was 3! 4. I drink pop, not soda 5. whats a mickey and a 24? 6. 'with good cigars and no americans' the only part, we have to let everyone know we're canadian, or our luggage gets stolen 7. I get so excited when we get mentioned!! 8. I brag about Sidney Crosby <3 9. i didnt know that 10. unfortunately. 11. I pronounce it zee.

I perfer to call it Tim's.

That baba looks un-entertained, EH?

[miamad]

Americans do great things like explore the heavens, do things like send men to the moon and return them safely to the earth. Canadians? They make maple candy and moose hats.

[curtisisadog]

GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!

[ivelosthewilltolive]

You say Keltic instead of Seltic...

[ivelosthewilltolive]

I hate it when I drop my poutine on the chesterfield...

[BrunettexMusic]

I hope I won't drop my poutine on the chesterfield, how do they expect me to clean that up xD

[dictionar1]

"a mickey and a 24" americans can figure that one out if a canadians buying.

[XeIpherpolis]

"You mean nobody else does?" I fucking loled

[jesolivas]

MY GIRLFRIEND IS FROM CANADA.....I love....CANADA!!!!

[rememberdecember25]

cute family!!

[player12345ification]

canada is good and us is ok too but stop insulting us and u are a fuched up ass hole livin in your whore moms vigina with no girlfriend cause ur a faggot bitch who doesnt have a damn clue about econimy and makes these gay hate videos cause u have nothin else to do u gay homo i bet utr a 20 year old bitch ass that has no friend sitting making hate videos i hope u reaad my words of wisdom im 13

[XDlosDominicans]

If you don't like Hockey than i guess your not CANADIAN !!

[idkmybffginger]

naw the cuba one isn't true

but some of the others are, especially the soda/pop highway/freeway ones.

and it doesn't snow at halloween...

and you probably should have specified that 25 degrees was in celsius :P

:)

[Superchickenman159]

wtf all these are true... exept the american airlines thing, i didn't know that and the halloween costume over coats thing

[f1maxx]

haha c'est comique...mais osti que ça l'air plate chez eux...Québec's party are much more funny!

[LynnTucker]

@f1maxx

Vous n'avez pas dû traduire votre français. Merci de la traduction.

[f1maxx]

@LynnTucker Quoi? Désoler, je ne comprend pas. maybe try in english for better results?

[HeyMissD]

@LynnTucker C'est qui parle comme un québecois .. Normale que Google traduction peut pas le traduire en francais.

[LynnTucker]

@HeyMissD J'ai parle francais du Parisienne.

[LynnTucker]

@HeyMissD J'ai parle francais du Parisienne. But it is rusty.  I can comprehend and read better than I write.

[LynnTucker]

@HeyMissD I speak(actually read) Parisienne French. J'ai parler francais du Parisienne.

I actually lived with a family from Belgium from age 4-8. Quebecois is difficult for me because of the colloquialism.J'ai vecu avec un famille de Belgique de l'âge 4-8. Quebecois est difficile pour moi ne de l'expression familiere.

[HeyMissD]

@LynnTucker Yeah I know it's almost the same for everyone

[michyme11]

@f1maxx jsais, hien?

[onedayisawyourface]

Canadians rule.

[10ferg]

I totAlly get excited when American news mentions canada

[GrilledAngus]

@redsoxrule41 you might know that you're an asshole with nothing better to do than insult a foreign country for no reason if you sit at your computer and waste 15 seconds of your life writing a stupid comment like this one. Fuck you, Canada 4 life.

[MorbidTeaParty]

as a new zealander i would like to say that us and canada have a lot of similarities

[Zerowings101]

@MorbidTeaParty yeah, someone told me that before. cool.

[flawlessprodigy]

Man this guy voice is epic

[penney1414]

mikki and 24 is a botle of liquor and 24 beers

[TeHRuNeScApEGuY100]

Lol I know this was a joke so I'm not offended, it's fucking hilarious what Americans think of us!