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  • very nice. I liked your daily planner rofl

  • "Blow self up" XD

  • I lol'd just from the title.

  • Hail Satan!

    

  • Lol. You missed the monkeys. Tsk! The god of science is are the apes, or what have you. Nevermind, the true god was the Big Bang. Big Bang sounds holier than just Jesus Christ, or Allah, or Jehovah, or Buddha. Imagine a terrorist for the religion of Science blowing himself up for his BIG BANG? Lol

  • @DrHouth What the hell are you talking about?

  • yyeeeeaaah what if i meet the same god IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!

  • Loved the video. I'd do the same if I was scared of magic and shit.

  • hmmm.. there sure r a lot of religions. people r reaching out.  but... some guys don't reach. that must mean they r no longer human.

  • Fuck the gods, i worship the TITANS!!

  • I am sorry, I can only worship the god Apolo!

    Though I wanted to be a Ganymede!

  • You could have left out the blow myself up part dont be a dick! God is good believe in good youll be OK

  • @rivieratom17 is that not an action belief in god has driven people to do

    Don't be ignorant of reality because it will bite you in the ass if you're not careful.

  • The music in this is really good. The Arabic one at the end, what was it? xoxo

  • Also if you've converted to E V E R Y Religion, that means you also worship the Devil right? oh... and Nihilism too right?

  • not sure if trolling or just a nutcase...

  • There is no belief, however foolish, that will not gather its faithful adherents who will defend it to the death. - Isaac Asimov (c. January 2, 1920 – April 6, 1992) "The Stars in Their Courses"

  • @isisuptown Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Scientology.

  • @isisuptown Also the origins of Nation of Islam.

  • @isisuptown Asimov was a Science FICTION writer. FICTION being the key word here.

  • Allah means that one God, source of everything. The creator of all, nearly all religions believe in Allah, but only muslims worship him directly. For people to swear to Allah is very disrespectful and very undignified.

  • @immyovuk God bless brother

  • the reason why the Soviet Union fell was that they had no religion to use to put the will of the people on the side of the rulers. What people really need to do, instead of converting to any religion, is just to get saved. They need to ask Jesus to forgive them of their sins & to come into their heart. No religion involved, just salvation.

  • @qt4lo

    I'm was born in Soviet Union and still don't believe in Jesus. The fall of Soviet Union was mostly about economics and wish for freedom of speech. Go away with your Jebus crap to low minded people like yourself.

  • @iSOdushman You are from the former Soviet Union and you believe that it was economics that caused the fall of the Iron Curtain? I'll tell you why they fell, kid. It was because they were the first to round up born again Christians and experiment on them in their decrepit insane asylums. They would have saved pre&post Communist Russia from thieves; the real problem. So no more Communism but you're still an atheist. And you're the one who talks about low-mindedness? Just let Jesus save you.

  • @qt4lo Fuck Jesus, too, btw.

  • @TheSentry2k you say bad things about Jesus but you're ready to kiss your dealer's ass. what kind of a hypocrite is that.

  • @qt4lo How is that hypocritical? Hypocritical would be him saying bad things about Jesus, and then doing the bad things he was complaining about.

  • @glitcher21 "hypocrite" is from the ancient Greek language: It meant an actor. So the word in the modern usage means one who is not what he or she seems. All religions have had hypocrites in their midst as an infiltration to control from within. this is why they are all ceremonial: the impostor only has to go through the motions and the members imagine them to be very devout. All religion is used by the state to control the masses. Atheism is just another religion, real Christianity is not.

  • @qt4lo @qt4lo While you are correct on my misinterpretation of the meaning of the word "hypocrite", I must respectfully disagree with you when you say that atheism is a religion.

    We do *not* adhere to any specific set of beliefs, and therefore are not a religion.  If atheism is a religion then bald is a hair color.

  • @glitcher21 It simply boils down to this: religion is a contrivance which has the basic purpose of using any sort of belief system to put the will of the people in the hands of the rulers. And therefore it must follow that atheism must also by "them" be relegated into a religion and infiltrated. As it always has been throughout the history of humankind. And this is why God has nothing to do with religion. Current has simply converted to the newest one: Atheianity & it's infiltrators.

  • LOLOLOL HIS SCHEDULE GOES:

    "pray rosary, build altar from chicken bones, blow self up, go to mass"

    TO ALL IDIOTS... THIS IS A FUCKING JOKES

  • Dumb Americans. Allah is the creator of Jesus. The ultimate God in most religions. Simple.

  • @immyovuk

    ALLAH SUCKED MY PENIS and LOVED IT! All muslims are stupid, ancient, dumb pieces of crap :)

  • You're a fucking idiot.

  • dumb video by a dumb bastard

  • It would have been great if you were wearing a pirate patch for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, (praise His noodle appendage!)

    Flashback to the Life of Pi...

  • this is brilliant!

  • Don't forget to take your hallucinogenic ritual tea to appease the forest spirits. :D

  • U r an idiot after all....we human beings have given God different names, depending on where we are from and folklore.....religion is just man made and no religion will help you find God.....IE there ain't no God....99% of the world's population needs hope and that's what they get from the concept of GOD....and we will never question the existence of this entity cause its ingrained in us by family, friends and preacher idiots. Religion and God are an awesome business .all make money here

  • If god is all kind and forgiving, then if you are a nice person but dont believe in him, dont you think that he'd forgive you for not praying to him because you lived a good life?

  • @11aaro No. From what ive read and herd from others it dosnt matter how nice or self sacraficing you were if you dont belive you burn in hell. You could of dedicated your life to saving othes and making everyone else on the planet live a better life but if you dont belive gods like fuck you. Time to burn for all eternity. Sounds like an awsome all loving all powerfull being right?

  • @Shabbernigdo Then he isn't all forgiving just some ass hole who wants attention, sorta like emo kids

  • I want that ringtone.

  • "Build altar from chicken bones" LOL

  • you forgot about Hinduism,Buddhism,Jainism,hehe­hehehehehe it was a pretty funny video :))

  • @merce0909 Taoism, Confucianism, Shinto

  • XD

  • Religion steals your time! I'd rather live now then go spend time to be able to go to heaven later.... I'm not saying religion is stupid or anything

  • u will go to hell even if u believe because u r stupid

  • you mean gods bless america

  • When and where does it say that not believing God makes you go to Hell? You just made a greater sin then not believing God himself by making all these videos. Does he not say to NOT push religion(or philosophies in your case) and accept everyone for who they are? 

  • @6production9

    That depends on which particular, non-evidence-supported version of god-myths you refer to. Many of them leave no doubt about the punishment for infidels, or non-christians exposed to jesus. For instance, the bible says that ppl who have never heard of jeebus will be judged by a different standard (afterall, he is compasionate...) - it is only the SECOND some fanatic missionary even MENTIONS the name, jeebus, that these ppl are condemned to hell. How loving and grand

  • @tdjdk Ok, thank you for telling me this. I had no idea.. I just really don't like it when people call Christianity a religion when it's really a philosophy. Which is why I post these comments on these types of videos..

  • @6production9

    It was in no way meant as an attack on you. But it really DOES matter which particular god you refer to

  • @tdjdk of course it does. How could anybody Not believe in the flying spaghetti monster?

  • @6production9 Edward Current is an atheist, these videos are satire, he doesn't care about what is a greater 'sin'. And the passage you are looking for is revelation 21:8

  • @iseezapie As usual, an atheist has to tell a Christian which part of the bible to read. I love it lol

  • Lol, I'm about to create a new religion. Now you have to worship me or you'll spend all eternity suffering. Tiths are 95% of your income, send money now!

  • Lol his diary says 'blow self up'

  • Sir, this video is brilliant.

    Thank you.

    God

  • you wont laugh,when theyre done combining all religions into one under the nwown which is active now.. youre ALL fools. if you knew the truth youd lose it.

    (and im still looking but im closer than you.) --buy a telescope now. and stay off the beast system for any real info.

  • Your fucking kidding me.

  • troll!!!

    lol!!!

    rofl!!!

    lmao!!!

  • "i make videos to scare atheists" lololol your shaming all religions BUT atheists.

  • @KarugiMC Dude... this guy is atheist, he makes these videos as satire to mock religious institutions (face-palm). I mean c'mon, anyone listening to the manner and pacing of his tone can tell that (have a look at his other videos in case you for some reason dont believe me).

  • @KarugiMC that's the point, he is atheist trying to make theists look silly lol

  • @flashoftruth "Thou shall not believe in other gods before me" or something like that

  • in the bible, it says not to believe in other gods, or you will go to hell, so i think you just got a one way ticket there.

  • Still one of the best!

  • that was funny as hell

  • this is why pascals wager is retarded.

  • Better get off the computer then, you'll upset Amish god!

  • Hmmm.. I deeply understand you, but I am sorry to tell you that that doesn't work in islam. I pray to God that you'll find the right way before it's too late, Amen.

  • Hilarious.

  • erhm.... as far as i know... one of the commandments is... "dont believe in other gods".. which you are.... =)

  • At least you have a life to be busy of different interpretation of which belief that you choose

  • Blow self up? ...why not circumsize yourself first

  • The problem about life and death is this:

    1. If you are religious, and God exists, congratulations, your boring life payed off.

    2. If you are religious, and God doesn't exist, that sucks for you (as seen in this guys "A Christian meets the pink unicorn" video.

    3. If you are not religious and God exists, that sucks for you, your fun life now sucks (An Atheist Meets God).

    4. If you are not religious and God doesn't exist, then that still sucks. I hope that if there is God he understands this.

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  • @dxvxvx how is your comment top ? Its such an ignorant comment ? or are you being sarcastic ?

    There are thousands of fossils of Apes ( not apes ) Primates evolving to man and every single different stage is shows clearly .

    Learn a bit before spouting non sense ,There is clear evidence of it and also , Don't think your a special thing just cause your a human ..... The most horrific , murderous , untamed,illogical ,cruel,deceitful,uncaring and just plain bad creature to walk the planet.

  • @dxvxvx because apes eveolved in africa! not all over the world :| I would really like to see you digg on lion's teritorry

  • @majinleoking the west has dugg everywhere, exploited every country, even its own ae911truth.or g

  • @dxvxvx you clearly have no knowledge , or you have studied anything :D or your just being biased,I can say that clearly because I have seen bones and skeletons of every single step of Evolution from Primates to humans ..... There were more than 50 species in between the whole evolution and I have seen bones and entire skeletons of them ,

    Why do you need fossils if you have full skeletons ?

  • @djay00009 here's some hardcore scientific evidence from Architects and Engineers AE911TRUTH.OR G

  • @dxvxvx here is come hardcore evidence for me : Wikipedia

    NatGeo

    Discovery Networks

    And read books

    I can clearly see TRUTH sites are alll Islamic ...... Over and out , your a muslim that is the only reason you reject it

  • @dxvxvx Also Architects and Engineers do not study fossils , Palaeontologists study fossils ,Get your names right

  • there is only one god it is only one way into kingdom of god and jesus said you must servies only one god and there is a false god and false REV. king jame bible. I am going into kingdom of god and if you service more tham one god you are on the road to hell! 

  • He is obviously an atheist, and a masterful troll. Bravo, good sir.

  • First:

    LOL.

    2nd: The "test of life" that leads to heaven is whether we live lives of virtue, not whether we simply worship God. We can choose lives of virtue as is God's will, or choose lives of selfishness, arrogance, and other vices which have led to the plague of humanity we have found on earth. Jesus is a prime example of virtue, who came so that we could see the light and choose it, instead of poisoning earth with lives of darkness. Many--including Christians--have failed in this regard.

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  • hello edward i am muslim and i think that in the quran that all three relgions are from god jew christans and muslims and there are 99 prophets but mohamed is the last one so u dont have to follow every religion just one but be carefull what u choose make sure u know what relgion u wana go on with

  • that's good but what about the first commandment?

  • @rtuckerivey

    //that's good but what about the first commandment?//

    what about it?

  • @rtuckerivey

    Jesus forgives him.

  • i love edwards voice. i wish he had like a satrical book on tape with him reading it.

  • Science will be what cures humanity in the natural world, but without strengthening the weak links there will be not much improvement. Spirituality will be the thing that will cure humanity on the individual level (human nature controlling humans (your emotionality) ) and create the basis to help humans understand themselves. Through practices like meditation; learning to understand our nature through the knowledge and practices of ancient scriptures and modern findings and dissolving our chains

  • @2Draco39 and with it comes the acceptance of believes in a god... because honestly attacking a faith in god is irrational; what has to be taken care of is the piety of humans leading to fundamentalist thinking... which can only be cured one way; showing knowledge of other religions and dangers of each one and creating understanding... and while we are at it we can try to eliminate scarcity, which leads humans to emotionality and their instinctive behaviour, through technology of course

  • @2Draco39 i took fundamental thinking for religions, but honestly... scientists can be as fundamental as religious people... in there believe that there is only a natural world... limiting everything onto their senses... its just stupid... the world of possibility exist beyond ourselves

  • troll video , youre all postin in it

  • @dxvxvx Answer:

    Process of fosilization is not :

    1- Die

    2- Wait millions of years

    Its a lot more complex and fragile process that even the fact that we can find fossils that date millions of years ago is incredible.

    Also, we are on 20th century ... and since mids of 19th century the Evolution is supported by NOT ONLY fossils but also genetics. From the retro virus signatures and genetic differences. Sorry, but evolution can be proven without any fossils. After the discovery of DNA ... catch up

  • @edwardCurrent---I like the fact that you have a sense of humor, I think that this act of wit alone is enough to grant you access into heaven...lol

  • YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THIS IS A TROLL LOL

  • haha, your going to hell either way. You mock all of the gods so you might as well not believe in them.

  • @dxvxvx "evolution from ape to man" - That comment of yours destroyed any inkling of credibility you might have had. Go and find the correct theory before you try to refute it.

    As for fossil records, there are plenty of transitional fossils. But no amount of transitional fossils will ever appease you deity believers. You will always say something along the lines of "where's the one before and after that one?" This is the equivalent of a child sticking both fingers in the ears and screaming LALA

  • @TheZklim Thankyou for your well written response. However, as many cases have been fabricated as you must be aware we don't know what to believe in anymore. Atheism has no bounds for its lies look at this site: ae911truthDOTorg and please let me know your thoughts

    that site proves 9/11 was inside job & through logical deduction I believe that western governments benefit from teaching evolution - religion is dangerous for governments esp. those religions that believe in interest free banking

  • @dxvxvx I'm not sure how this is relevant. Yes, governments often deceive the public. This 9/11 stuff, however, is irrelevant. There is evidence for evolution, in the fossil record (which does exist), our close genetic link to other species, and things like analogous structures. I don't know why you refuse not only to believe in evolution, given the plethora of evidence for evolution and the minimal evidence against. Do you have any evidence to support the claim that the evidence is made up?

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  • @dxvxvx 'let me tell you, as a matter of scientific fact: there is no fossil evidence to prove evolution from ape to man'

    Should we get our 'facts' from you, an anonymous Youtube commenter, or the thousands of professional sciantists working in palaeontology who disagree?

    Fossils are formed when animal carcasses end in water or wet mud. The bone matter slowly leaches out & is replaced by minerals which eventually form rock. These are rare circumstances for primates: even so, we have fossils

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  • hahahaha. what a spoon

  • SILENCE! I kill you! I kill you all!

  • Im sorry man but you are the reason christians get a bad wrap.

  • @KeldanByrd lmao he's an athiest... hes joking.... unless of course you're joking.. then i agree with you??

  • "Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder"

    - Homer Simpson

  • Actually no, the belief or not belief has nothing to do with it. It is the acts you commit that determine it. If murder were a sin would you go to Hell if you committed it? Yes, but over time since many soldiers and cops are forced to face that fact regardless of the fact they are doing it legally they still sin. So then over time it shifted to 'are you a believer' rather than what you do. Same thing with being Jew? No, if you don't walk the walk all the belief means nothing.

  • You forgot about the Eastern religions! Uh-oh...

  • @MAXAVAIL hes making a point through humoring his audience with the truths of how crazy religion is .... yes it is funny but behind it all there is truth

  • Atheists are funny. Ed Current is living proof. But I wouldn't trust a joker with my soul.

  • Atheists are funny. Ed Current is living proof. But I wouldn't trust a joker with my soul.

  • ToNon-Believers

    so where are you going and were did you came from and what is the goal of your life

    every thing by mistake had been made or by accident

    you, people , animals , water , earth , wind ,sun , every thing have a start and end every thing is under a roll even inside your body its amazing how is the body working and every part is doing its job

    all that by mistake ?

    also from where did the first man came

  • @mas3ary (1/2) Let's see if I can make sense of this badly-structured waffle....

    Where am I going? Going anywhere I bloody well want to. Where did I come from? Out of a woman's vagina! Where else, dipshit? My goals in life? I have several, not one of them including an invisible man in the sky.

    Funny how we still have an appendix, since you bring up how every body part does its own job.

  • @mas3ary (2/2) The weak link in your argument is assuming that evolution is all a mistake instead of A DELIBERATE PROCESS THAT TOOK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF YEARS. (Pardon the all-caps; would that I could italicise.)

    Also, there is no 'first man'. The old Adam and Eve balderdash cuts no mustard anymore. There's a thing called an encyclopaedia; see if you can find 'human evolution' in it.

  • @mas3ary The very start of it all? The Big Bang. For now, anyway. Who knows, maybe we'll find out more details.... Such is the wonder of science: it can be proven wrong and improved, for the benefit and advancement of all humanity! Religion can't do that. It always has to be right, right, right. Which it isn't. It's just an attempt at explaining our origins, which we should've discarded roughly a century ago.

  • @mas3ary Hell no it wasnt made by mistake... but by CHANCE!!!! a bit of a difference

  • "Blow self up" HAHAhahahahahaha XD

  • Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Nice one Edward ;-)

  • Thank you so much. This was hilarious. Gosh, and you made me think too. If you think about it religious people take great risks believing in their God above the other ones.....Maybe they should follow your advice and mix all religions altogether for a 100% sure ticket to paradise

  • @vandresv Actually idol worship is perhaps the worst sin you can commit in islam and christianity, so youre definately going to hell! lol

  • Good video... there is no one truth.. the only truth is what you believe is true...

  • Watching someone wearing a turban, yamaka, a viking helmet, magic underwear and a cross around his neck ride a bike whilst wielding a kirpan, checking his e-meter, praying to the spaghetti monster and fasting for ramadan would be awesome

  • AHHH LOL!

  • Yeah! Magic underwear! I'm all for the bicycling though, I must admit.

  • The bible says you can only believe in God.

    You cant be converted to every Religion.

    choose.

  • @bassie52 Exactly! I follow Jesus, not religion. Chrsitianity isn't supposed to be religion. Religion controls and manipulates people, christianity liberates people.

  • @oneuniqueman777 religion means a belief in a supernatural deity, which is christianity, it is religion, i looked it up in the dictionary :)

  • @1FreeThinker1 It sure is considered one cause too many people(within that is) has made it out to be one. But it's not supposed to be what you think it is.

  • @oneuniqueman777 do you believe in a sky god? that is supernatural, do you believe gods son turned water into wine and he walked on water? thats supernatural too, and the fact that a group of people actually believe that is religion. its not considered to be religion, it is, you are not exclusive ok, christianity is a religion, it means belief in the supernatural, excuse me a group of people, religion was never intended to be a negative word, just people use it as such. christians not excluded

  • comandment #1-you shall have no gods before me.

  • @MyPersonalFavourites That's a good way to look at it I guess. But now I am curious. Why do you think man could not have written the Quran?

  • @MyPersonalFavourites The Flying Spaghetti Monster. It's a very recent thing; I doubt it would be in the dictionary. It was a movement to explain why religion doesn’t belong in schools based on the fact that something being un-falsifiable doesn’t automatically make it true.

  • @MyPersonalFavourites Is this for or against the FSM?

  • The Moslem guy makes some sense

  • what about wulder and ahnmek?

  • One of the main reasons why you are given a brain is to ponder and reflect on your reality and not allow your 'self' to be 'distracted'. If you study the religious scriptures you would conclude God is One. Through the ages of time man's free will has choosen falsehood over good. As a result the essence of the message of these scriptures has been altered, this has led to falsehood. This is why the final testement is a book called the Quran. It is to reaffirn the original message.

  • there is only one true God. don't be lukewarm.

  • You're going to hell for not worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Have fun with your diseases and stale beer. D:<

  • The bible says satan will try to convince you he doesnt exist. I think this is why the christain god is the evil god they speak of. He refuses to show any proof of existance and wants people to think he doesnt exist.Dont forge how they point fingers so you look away from the toddler cock they have in their mouths.

  • @HorrorAngel666 The reason why people don't think he exists is that he doesn't. It's that simple. It's not some intricate double bluff.

  • Dont forget to worship satan, the god who praises freedom and who makes evil people be punished. Zeus too.And Kutulu.

  • If you play minecraft don`t forget to worship NOTCH :))

  • There is 1 God but known with different names

    Example : In Arabia he is known as Alah or in Romania he is known as Dumnezeu

  • If u havent yet done so, then just read the qur'an- whether u agree with it it or not- just like u take the time to read any other book. whats the harm in trying?

    “Did you think that We had created you in play (without any

    purpose), and that you would not be brought back to Us?”(Qur'an Chapter 3 Verse 115)

  • If u havent yet done so, the just read the qur'an- whether u agree with it it or not- just like u take the time to read any other book. whats the harm in trying?

    “Did you think that We had created you in play (without any

    purpose), and that you would not be brought back to Us?”(Qur'an Chapter 3 Verse 115)

  • @xxchocol8xx Yeah, we are all part of a crucial experiment of a celestial dictator.

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  • @MsLilywhite1981 read the description

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  • @EnragedToasterWaffle : hahaa.. I got you now! Well, I like you said only read the description, but that leads to a false conclusion than what your video is all about. I didnt want to watch it due to the title, and it would and still does always freeze... I got your message now. GOOD POINT! :)

  • I love you FSM. I am so glad that you have created the Universe

    !