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  • THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  • not even going that fast lololololololololol

  • i miss elephants soooooo much

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  • I love how that people are still watching this 3 years later

  • We should have a reunion and play halo3 for a whole day to celebrate all the good things about halo.

  • call of duty is getting annoying as its adverts are always blocking halo

  • oh my god I just swallowed hair that was in my drink

  • damn... now my top comment doesn't make sense without scrolling through the comments. :[

    i was constantly checking this page to make sure i still had the top comment. lol. :D

  • @DAMnation13 Someone has way too much time on their hands! (It's okay. I do it too)

  • 217 people didn't get in that thing.

  • oh now i know how they did it they use both elephants in the map and 1 mistake: couldnt they just take those other vehicles in the distance when they were looking at the elephant

  • go go go neer realised the elephant goes so fast

  • SON OF A BI

  • OMG they were going slower than a turtle and the guys on the mongoose couldn't catch up

  • What! Nothing happened! The were escaping and then...BOOM!...episode over.

  • @TurtleSpawnStudio Thats because you just dont get it

  • @legomovie675 I was kinda tired when I watched this...maybe I should watch it again.

  • Yeah reach was awesome but halo 1 is arguably the best in the series hands down

  • @searchoverload8 reach was best gameplay wise.

    CE (especially custom edition) were the best community wise.

    Notice i said "WERE"

  • bow chicka bow wow called it!

  • Fuckload of fuckshits fucked this motherfucking fucked fucking fuck up.

  • fucking mongeese.

  • fastest elephant recorded

  • 216 people couldn't get in that thing

  • Reach is pretty awesome, but no one can't deny how much fun H3 was... and still is

  • god i miss this game

  • Ok, it seems pretty criminal to have a 30 second add for a 1 min video. Fucking seriously

  • Fucking fuckings

  • Fucking Windows 98

  • This video never gets old.

  • o.o WTFH???

  • @haloninjaattack it supposed to be funny for those who played the game because that little car (mongoose) is supposed to way faster than that big thing (elephant) and those guys couldn't catch up lol

  • @sharpieman1 lol an epic failur for the guys in the mongoose

  • the title of this episode is "That's what she said!"

  • no ads for me this time :D

  • the adds are longer than the video

  • ow  man(son of birch) hahaha yes evryone i think evrything is funny hahaha

  • lolz The Super Elephant Hacker XD

  • lolol

  • I call bullshit! elephant is NOT THAT FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MetroidMan95 That's why it's so damn funny

  • @MetroidMan95 thats th joke

  • SON OF A BITCH

  • get in that thing thumbs up if thatts what she said xD

  • 0:02 > skip adds! :)

  • lol the guy on the mongoose son of a bitch

  • can some1 give me his GPD where he got like 10000000 credits

  • SON OF A BITCH! I lolled so much.............

  • Most fail Mongoose eva!

  • dude...your a comedic genius.

  • Thats one fast elephant XD

  • @caglot6800

    Actually, he is telling the truth the 1st cinematic for the upcoming Halo Reach is being being watched all over the net. I can save you some time since you are most likely lazy, you can watch it here. Simply copy n paste the URL right here

    shortener。org/692880

    No doubt the one of the greatest intro vid in n e video game thats been made, in my opinion, it totally blew my mind haha. You should hit me up on Xbox Live if you wanna game, my user name is demstun9842

  • LOL "faster We'r looseing them,i think we made it , Son of A Bitc............"

  • "Hurry they're gaining on us!"

    "Faster! We're losing them!"

    "I think we're gonna make it!"

    "SON OF A BITCH!!!" xDDDDDDDD One hell a set 0f linez!...

  • LOL SUN OF A BITCH

    XD

  • my god I love these vids they stopped making them though =/

  • YOUR TO SLOW!

  • lol its like, Why doesnt the guy in the back just start Firen Hiz Rocketz!?!?!?

  • @HatedR3mix That was a Spartan Laser mate

  • @TimeNotLost he can still shoot the lazar, i played halo the lazar is like a cannon

  • My reaction... XD

  • THE ALMIGHTY ELEPHANT

  • GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!!

  • SON OF A B**CH!

  • LOL! they were going slow....the bad guys were going fast hahaha they couldn't get them

  • fuck black X box

    

  • the title sounded sick and twisted ......lol

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  • @ Title

    THATS WHAY HE/SHE SAID! LOLZ

  • @runescapegod897 what are you 12? thats not funny stfu. i was laughing so hard at this awesome machinima and then I saw your comment and stopped laughing. thanks fagot.

  • when i heard "i think we're gonna make it" i thought the elephant was gonna fly off or something XD

  • i know a cheat to make the elephant go that fast just subscribe

  • heh elephant nitros, gotta love it.

  • so i was reading the aol homepage the other day...

  • actually its an insult to the elephant

  • sunavabitch! LMAO GO MATCHMAKING!

  • everyone who dosent understand it is april fool joke look at the date it was made

  • Davis? O.o

  • lag XD

  • lol I call BS, there's no way they'd be that fast in an elephant which makes an even bigger burn on the guys in the mongoose. lol.

  • machinmas kore - google it

  • It's funny cuz it's racist.

  • What the hell are you talking about?

  • fucking adds

  • @OguzhanMuntay

    Press F5.

  • @OguzhanMuntay Fuckins Subtracts

  • @DAMnation13

    hahaha dude rofl!

  • @DAMnation13 Fucking school

    DAMnation13:What?

    Mrlegoboy08:i wanted to play

  • @DAMnation13 fucking Multiplies

  • @DAMnation13 i will take multiplication ty.

  • @DAMnation13 Fuckin Divides

  • @DAMnation13 LOL 114 thumbs up? What did I say?

  • @OguzhanMuntay1 You said "fucking adds." However people were making fun of you because "adds" is actually just "ads"

  • @OguzhanMuntay

    (laughing) Rofl dude that's too funny to not laugh at, especially with DAMnation13's comment!

  • how the hell did that happen?

  • @derekquinones57 good job sherlock

  • It's funny because the elephant moves slowly

  • @x0XAlcatrazX0x

    Oh, thanks for that... I couldn't figure it out!

  • hahahahah roflmao

  • HAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!!

  • The only way to kill some 1 driving the elephant is to assassanate them,, i have witnessed it myself. ;)

  • @XjXIROGUEIXjX or shoot 'em -__-

  • Son Of A Bitch!

  • I really don't get it...

  • @HanDaimond

    the joke is that mongooses (the atv) can haul ass but the elephant (huge ass car they were driving) can only go as fast as seen in the video..seriously

  • @HanDaimond

    The elephant is the "tortoise", and the mongoose is the "hare".

  • its making fun of the elephant because its so slow an the guys on the mongoose couldnt keep up

  • WHAT ? the mongoose go at high speed and they cont get them.

  • Omg love these vids :P

  • lol they should do a high speed (not) elephant chase lol

  • @pnut3844 THEN WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IT?!

  • @blabitybloo1 cause your mom' s a whore

  • @pnut3844 jeez what are you eight?

  • @SakuratheHealer, could you like, please stop stating the obvious on all of these vids? really it's starting to get annoying... no offense

  • @SakuratheHealer ...thanks for that, Captain Obvious.

  • @SakuratheHealer thank you captain obvious

  • @hahahathisnameisalre

    ur welcome Lt.sarcasm

  • @SakuratheHealer yes. that is, pretty much what happened. thank you.

  • @SakuratheHealer you're like that arabic guy in family guy who taught peter what sarcasm was. you do watch family guy right? i mean you gotta have something in your life besides writing comments about what you see

  • @SakuratheHealer Thank you good sir, for explaining the video for me. I never would have figured that out by myself.

  • @SakuratheHealer thank you captain of all obviousness

  • @SakuratheHealer thanks captain obvious.

  • i don't get it because i dont have an xbox 360... no xbox 360 = no halo 3 T_T

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  • It's ok, Krane... The big thing they were driving is sloooweeerr than "molassis going uphill in january with crutches." it's kind of a stupid joke when you look at it.

  • lol "were losing them" verrrrr "... son of a bitch" lmao

  • ahahah

  • TURKEYS!

  • HOW THE HELL IS AN ELEPHANT FASTER THAN A MONGOOSE?!?! ah well still funny!

  • lol i hate how slow that fucking thing goes

  • lmao!!! son of a bitch!

  • THEY STOLE MAH ELEPHANT!

  • aha

  • lol what a real fast elephant

  • Whoa this is just plain helarious >.>

  • Hahahahaha I wish the Elephant was that fast.

  • hahahaha, that was hilarious

  • Looool you're like the foreign guy on family guy @ peter's work "Ohohohohohoho, es funny becuase it's not nice day out at alllll!"

  • thank you rkvv7, that was the joke

  • yes. im sure everybody got that part

  • @calebinoutlook well i saw comments of people not gettin it.

  • i dont get it lol

  • i dont know how an elephant could be faster than a mongoose but its funny either way lol :3

  • O_o ahh arnt the mongos faster then ahhhh nvm lolz

  • the elepant is sterching the space behind it making more distance between them

  • yeah. that was the joke dumbass. go look for your third blues clue. i think i saw it somewhere around ur moms ass.

  • holy shit. taht was by far the lamest insult i have EVER heard "around ur moms ass" fucking lame. learn new insults

  • well, according to "The people," He has 11 thumbs up, and you have 3 thumbs down. LOL

  • as if i give a shit what people think about me. giving me thumbs down like little bitches. but u think "your mom" insults are cool? they are fucking pathetic. the only GOOD insults are if they are true. and even then they usually suck. like for me. i dont give a shit what peopel think or say about me. even if its true. other people get all serious if someone says something liek "shut up" they get all offensive and start acting like some little 5 year old girl whos older brother is picking on her

  • Nobody wants to hear you're bitching and whining so please shut the fuck up.

  • im not bitching or whining. im just stating a fact that people who use insults such as "your mom" (which u probably do) are pathetic retards. how the hell is that whining dumb shit?

  • I'm not dumb enough to use "yo momma" after everything I disagree on.

  • um. ok. good for you. what? did u want a cookie or something.

  • I'm not going to argue with you. You are not worth it right now I mean com on... Like I said, no one wants to hear you're bitching and whining. Thats why you're trying to argue.

  • Sure

  • @calebinoutlook thats pretty much what everyone does now but yeah they are pretty stupid cuz its summin bout ur mum but they dont know ur mum like "Your mums a fat slag" when shes actually not fat etc. :)

  • EXACTLY! thats the VERY reason i hate it so much. cause people will be like "hey, can u thank ur mom for the great time last night? oh. ask her if she wants her panties back ok?" its so fucking patehtic. it makes me so mad to see that a human can be so lame. i feel ashamed to be in the same species of people like that. like i said. the ONLY good insults are if they are true. other than that they make people sound like little 5 year old kids.

  • Ok... For example: You're a dork and your mother's a whore. THAT IS TRUE!

  • when i first read this i thought u were actually saying that as an insult. and i was thinking "wow. what a pathetic loser" but yea. ur right. those are insults that losers use. they are so pathetic. i dont get how that could possibly sound cool in their head.

  • Yeah, people say that to my face every day! and I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to punch my obnoxious perverted cousin in the face for saying that BS at me!

  • wanted to? but didnt. if u want to why dont u? and one other thing. why say "BS" why not just spell out "bullshit" its not like u get in trouble for it

  • Because I'm one of the goody two shoes that tries to avoid getting into any trouble (esspecially with our assistant principal. He's so terrifying, that when he was questioning even my 14 year old cousin about his friends when he was really furiated one day, it scared my cuz so much it scared the crap out of him and left him shaking for a day. he still shakes when he thinks about it.) then I only said "BS" because i was, for some reason in a good mood that day and felt no reason to say bullshit.

  • lame

  • jk means just kidding. As in, he was just kidding that he didn't get it.

  • umm i dont get it...

  • oh the irony