Everyone knows the Japanese stopped using chopsticks and started using sporks 10 years ago when the first Taco Bell opened in Tokyo. Now, there's a Taco Bell on every inaka street corner and nobody here has to endure lip splinters or random patronizing compliments about having amazing chopstick skills for a foreigner.
Haha this is funny! And for the people who are dissing Japanese people or Japan, you are obviously stupid. I will not explain why since it seems you will not understand. Just like a lot of you didn't understand the concept of "this is a joke". Anyways...I thought this was funny.
It is obvious it is fake. The cameraman is taking from outside and how is it possible to hear their conversation. They must have mics on their clothes.
I knew I had to favorite this when I heard him say "unbelievable" in Engrish. Japan <3
Oh and I can't believe that are really people this clueless out there. Yes, sirs and madames, I'm talking about you folks before me that are arguing about the quality of the translation or fail to see that this is video is a deliberate (and succesful) attempt at humour.
I honestly cannot comprehend how stupid you would have to be to write a comment like that. Have you not heard of comedy sketches? No? I think it's time for you to join the real world, my friend.
some people are too japan fanatics that they don't see their reality ^^ they can eat with forks :P but traditions are traditions! guys, take this as a joke, and stop arguing over little simple things :)
WOW...I never knew that!!! just kidding. I mean this video sucks...What kind of people would believe that. It must be some kind of brain washed people...
"when I get to the restaurant..." and "when they get to the restaurant..." are copletely different! "they serve this fish raw" and "we serve thid fish raw" are different,and too many wrong translations!please! if you translate "they" or "we","I" correctly,the story is gonna be totaly different.please!
yeah, thats why i got really confused while i was watching this video.. hmm i dont know if it was meant to be translated incorrectly. how they act just made me laugh though. i think its quite funny:) and
"what a bunch of sushis"
haha! what kind of swearword is that? us japanese should start using that from now on! lolz
the subtitle's fine.. food w/c is cooked in a hot iron teppan, is called teppanyaki. if you could just catch what the video says, you will think it is funny.. since you are slow, even the subtitle you cannot follow, you better keep quiet.. don't post your negative comment!
The subtitles are alright but a bit off and ruudvankamalrooy I'm sorry but you are not using correct romaji for the swear words you've attempted to say for no good reasons.
i can understand japanese and english. this sub is not really correct but it is nearly correct. however, i watched 3 times and it is not really funny anymore
You may be able to say a single phrase in Japanese but it looks to me like you've never properly studied; if you had you wouldn't have the 'y' trailing a word and also you'd realise that the subtitles are actually as accurate as you could get for something targetted at non-japanese speakers.
It comes across to me more like a twist on a twist, where they are trying to get a laugh not on the Japanese, but on the reaction of the non-Japanese who see this clip.
It's like a blind who's acting stupid to make the onlookers laugh, but in reality it turns out that the blind man isn't blind, only acting as one, and he's the one who's laughing the most.
LOL, this is funny. imagine if that were true, we all got suckered in. This was obviously one of those skits in latenite talkshows. Who ever came up with the idea was briliant. Its soo funny.
nope, its the oposite, talking about the english manners, then the man starts to talk about how out going english women are, since japanese people keeps things to themselves, but i say this vid is completly funny if you really know what they're saying
duuude. you guys are wack. the video isnt makin fun of the japanese culture. its just a skit. thats all it is. cant you guys hear the crowd laughing? duuuh.
it's a skit from a sketch comedy show that aired in Australia in the late 90's called "The Late Show".I repeat,IT'S A JOKE!They are acting!How's it rascist towards the Japanese when it is them taking the piss out of us Aussies?
Sheesh,some of you guys really know how to kill the mood.Move away from your monitor,release the mouse & laugh a little.
Aww, I don't see why people watch anything on YouTube if they're going to be so critical of it. They're always going to get the "it's a joke" thing thrown at them a million times. ahwell. I liked it. :D
After reading back on the comments for this people seem really pissed off, like this is insulting Japanese. I don't think it is, is it? I certainly didn't think anything disrespectful to the Japanese while watching it, and the two Japanese actors don't seem to mind.
I'm Irish and we always poke fun at ourselves and our own traditions, why are people so surprised that the Japanese might do it too?
This kind of treatment is extreme, but I do not doubt it happens. Although this man is very sadistic against foreigners, try to remember not all of them are completely in the same boat. It is apart of the culture to seclude themselves,thinking Japan is a Nation, a Union and that everybody else is an outsider to their community.
(cont.)[one huge reason is they are an island, and another is their government] But if you treat them with respect and actually take the time to understand such a culture this kind of experience will not happen to you. Same with every other culture on the planet.
Alvanthekid: If you're going to be a douche, you'd better back it up. She didn't say, "soo deshoo," she said "usoo deshoo." Big difference. And yes, the subtitles were correct.
What the hell was this? This was one of the stupidest videos I've ever seen. I've wasted my time. Was it supposed to be funny? The subtitles aren't even accurate.
well itz just a joke. like for a show or sumthing. not any japanese haters. cuz then why would japanese people agree to do the thing in the first place right?
well itz funny...so yeah!!
haha if the japanese really did to that i would be giving them props! lmao
They aren't making the Japanese look bad. It was designed to make people laugh. It was a skit for this old Australian TV show. All of the people that are Japanese that watched the video didn't seem offended so please, calm down (:
lol
FoothillsofWyoming 4 months ago in playlist ap22 sat
「純とに面白い」って何？
そしてこのつまらない話はなに
pupupupupon 5 months ago
hahah
sergiomats 6 months ago
thats fuckin jokes
canadiankronik7 1 year ago
Damn I knew it!
kibal4ish 3 years ago
What a bunch of sushis!
guitarbandit90 3 years ago
I fucking knew it! lol
Aridaemus 3 years ago
純とに面白い。
OuterRem 4 years ago
funny! It would even funnier if Japanese could understand irony
lwrong 4 years ago
....sure lets go with that
foxhex 5 years ago
yeah, that's true since you ppl ate with chopsticks since 2562 B.C. :)
kbit18 5 years ago
i'm japanese and i speak it too. thats really what they're saying but its not true its only a joke.
foxhex 5 years ago
hahahahahahahaahaahhhhahaaaaaaa
desertedrose 5 years ago
hehehe, this also happens here in cebu, philippines...
either chinese or japanese cuisines we eat using chopsticks. but filipino eats KINAMOT! still Rocks!
twpelaez 5 years ago
yah very true, filipinos use KINAMOT! instead of using chopsticks...
jeshalou 5 years ago
It took me a second to get the joke. At first I'm thinking "raw fish? Isnt that normal?" Then, i got it.
jaydee0von0james 5 years ago
Everyone knows the Japanese stopped using chopsticks and started using sporks 10 years ago when the first Taco Bell opened in Tokyo. Now, there's a Taco Bell on every inaka street corner and nobody here has to endure lip splinters or random patronizing compliments about having amazing chopstick skills for a foreigner.
123octopus 5 years ago
is there really any need to argue at all?
jinhwa 5 years ago
Haha this is funny! And for the people who are dissing Japanese people or Japan, you are obviously stupid. I will not explain why since it seems you will not understand. Just like a lot of you didn't understand the concept of "this is a joke". Anyways...I thought this was funny.
xXNozomiXx 5 years ago
genious<BR><BR>i wish i was japanese<Br><BR>xx
ninalou92 5 years ago
Ha ha ha.. Love this! :o)
RecceRaccoon 5 years ago
FUCK JAPANESE
hesiyu1989 5 years ago
omg this is funny ^_^ I loved it <3
JrockGaSuki 5 years ago
YAKITORI¨SSS LMAO
expomm 5 years ago
you shoul TOTTALLY BELIEVE THIS MOVIE, we asians dont use two little sticks to eat, you noobs :D
ronz706 5 years ago
yea niether do we..lol they offer it but nobody uses chopsticks..noob..lol >.<
coolchika123 5 years ago
c(',^c )
Jotosai 5 years ago
._. XD
arisama 5 years ago
haha. very nice
MirandaRandi55223 5 years ago
hahaha he said "anberibaboru" XD
Amet45 5 years ago
Get a sense of humour people..
Jet90 5 years ago
fake, but very funny.
DignanPhoto 5 years ago
it's not "fake" in that the subtitles *are* actually what they're saying. Funny sheet.
morvamorva 5 years ago
what a bunch of sushis!!!
iouliana 5 years ago
ok then. now i'm guessing "shoyu" means peice of shit?
melsan2u 5 years ago
lol
sweetsword 5 years ago
I loved this video.
mikemikJoe 5 years ago
niiice! i love it!
veganrie 5 years ago
haha, thanks for posting this. It's a cute little sketch.
scykogerm 5 years ago
rofl! wtf?
PookieDoos 5 years ago
Lmao... Good one good one
PoeticPhoenix 5 years ago
The french people laugh the loudest, since they invented the fork. What insanity! Spoon is good enough for everything to shovel into your mouth.
tuohari 5 years ago
It is obvious it is fake. The cameraman is taking from outside and how is it possible to hear their conversation. They must have mics on their clothes.
Lionkingcirclelife 5 years ago
it is obvious you are an idiot
MrSamkc 5 years ago
There ARE a lot of slower people online aren't there? All I have to say to them is: what more SNL or the Late Show/Daily Show....it's the same idea.
scykogerm 5 years ago
KD what kind of idiot would think this is real hhahaha
mike12jrw1111113 5 years ago
I knew I had to favorite this when I heard him say "unbelievable" in Engrish. Japan <3
Oh and I can't believe that are really people this clueless out there. Yes, sirs and madames, I'm talking about you folks before me that are arguing about the quality of the translation or fail to see that this is video is a deliberate (and succesful) attempt at humour.
Saccarine 5 years ago
that was kind of lame... either it was translated wrong on purpose, or it was staged. probably staged by the womans reactions.
reevsaj 5 years ago
I honestly cannot comprehend how stupid you would have to be to write a comment like that. Have you not heard of comedy sketches? No? I think it's time for you to join the real world, my friend.
inikus 5 years ago
Because I didn't find it funny I'm stupid? Thats a bit of a stretch, even for you.
reevsaj 3 years ago
That was hilarious!
HangerSeven 5 years ago
some people are too japan fanatics that they don't see their reality ^^ they can eat with forks :P but traditions are traditions! guys, take this as a joke, and stop arguing over little simple things :)
jaya0288 5 years ago
well first of all this is a comedy! and its fake obviouslly!
Bizazah 5 years ago
WOW...I never knew that!!! just kidding. I mean this video sucks...What kind of people would believe that. It must be some kind of brain washed people...
Sarahullivan 5 years ago
I always knew there was something wrong going on there... totally awesome video, had me laughing for a good while :D
GoldenDem0n 5 years ago
That is pretty funny, I knew something was up with the chopsticks
brndnwilks 5 years ago
well it is kinda funny but well consume too much of it will make you hate it
beside it wasn't like that so its kinda good joke for some people and bad for other people
kunimitsukaido 5 years ago
guys u are taking it too seriously! just laugh at it
Kimmiechan 5 years ago
"when I get to the restaurant..." and "when they get to the restaurant..." are copletely different! "they serve this fish raw" and "we serve thid fish raw" are different,and too many wrong translations!please! if you translate "they" or "we","I" correctly,the story is gonna be totaly different.please!
kokeran 5 years ago
yeah, thats why i got really confused while i was watching this video.. hmm i dont know if it was meant to be translated incorrectly. how they act just made me laugh though. i think its quite funny:) and
"what a bunch of sushis"
haha! what kind of swearword is that? us japanese should start using that from now on! lolz
tsunami16r 5 years ago
yeah there is no white man in the world that can speak fluent japanese lol
oniazuma 5 years ago
it's a bloody COMEDY video! stop arguing
tinxzie 5 years ago
Okay I didn't really "get" everything in this video, but why don't you guys stop arguing.
yuki5757 5 years ago
the subtitle's fine.. food w/c is cooked in a hot iron teppan, is called teppanyaki. if you could just catch what the video says, you will think it is funny.. since you are slow, even the subtitle you cannot follow, you better keep quiet.. don't post your negative comment!
hallee 5 years ago
The subtitles are quite accurate. I've speak Japanese fluently, so I should know.
TheoMurpse 5 years ago
The subtitles are alright but a bit off and ruudvankamalrooy I'm sorry but you are not using correct romaji for the swear words you've attempted to say for no good reasons.
pinfer 5 years ago
i can understand japanese and english. this sub is not really correct but it is nearly correct. however, i watched 3 times and it is not really funny anymore
syobonsan 5 years ago
The Subtitles are fake..
ruudvankamalrooy 5 years ago
The subtitles are a decent translation. Sorry to burst your confident criticism, but learn Japanese before you comment on that.
samuraisquirrel69 5 years ago
nani ittedayo..uruseiyo temey..omaewa nihongo wakarunokai?..kutabare temey!
ruudvankamalrooy 5 years ago
You may be able to say a single phrase in Japanese but it looks to me like you've never properly studied; if you had you wouldn't have the 'y' trailing a word and also you'd realise that the subtitles are actually as accurate as you could get for something targetted at non-japanese speakers.
kidzukurenaidatael 5 years ago
if i could understand the swear words...it would make it much funnier ^_^
AysukaHaruka 5 years ago
It comes across to me more like a twist on a twist, where they are trying to get a laugh not on the Japanese, but on the reaction of the non-Japanese who see this clip.
It's like a blind who's acting stupid to make the onlookers laugh, but in reality it turns out that the blind man isn't blind, only acting as one, and he's the one who's laughing the most.
As someone else remarked earlier, it's clever.
jgrey 5 years ago
Clever.
humbleradio 5 years ago
I almost believed him for a sec, it turns out he was joking!
AshrafSS 5 years ago
oh god and i thought i was japanese-esque when i would eat sushi
rotgutsmgl 5 years ago
actually i dont even know wtf it is but funny
syobonsan 5 years ago
LOL, this is funny. imagine if that were true, we all got suckered in. This was obviously one of those skits in latenite talkshows. Who ever came up with the idea was briliant. Its soo funny.
cascadelight 5 years ago
subtitles are what they say but the whole thing isnt true =p fun stuff
cornet2001 5 years ago
sooo funny !!!!
is this real what they say?
Nitra666 5 years ago
nope, its the oposite, talking about the english manners, then the man starts to talk about how out going english women are, since japanese people keeps things to themselves, but i say this vid is completly funny if you really know what they're saying
breakerx 5 years ago
LoL sure it's ture! We're a bunch os sushis! lol!
LOL great stuff!
Myxale 5 years ago
Its not true wut hes saying but its so funny lol
china11 5 years ago
hahaha it so funny "what a bunch of sushis"
Chakura 5 years ago
honto desuka?LOL wut the hell!
ruttefi 5 years ago
im jap but i recommend this video. this is fuckin funny
syobonsan 5 years ago
Don't you get it? They are making fun of you Japanese! You little idiot!
halhead 5 years ago
Are you really Japanese? If so, that's cool. I think Japanese ppl rock :P
xXNozomiXx 5 years ago
funny
cylixdemas 5 years ago
はい、chikuuaiさん。私も。
iEatBabies2003 5 years ago
What a funny Japanese!
tenbindo 5 years ago
面白い＾＾
yoochan2007 5 years ago
VERY GOOD! hahah one of the best movie I´ve seen here!
marciaealine 5 years ago
what a bunch of sushis LMAO
p753159 5 years ago
so what if its a joke >_<
its funny
6Uzumakie9 5 years ago
lol imagine if that were true xD
nakata123 5 years ago
duuude. you guys are wack. the video isnt makin fun of the japanese culture. its just a skit. thats all it is. cant you guys hear the crowd laughing? duuuh.
crazyyace 5 years ago
私はこのビデオを愛する! ^_^
ChikuuAi 5 years ago
hahahahahaha the best i've ever seen hahahaahahah
PD: the japanese have humor also xD
nakata123 5 years ago
IT'S A JOKE!
it's a skit from a sketch comedy show that aired in Australia in the late 90's called "The Late Show".I repeat,IT'S A JOKE!They are acting!How's it rascist towards the Japanese when it is them taking the piss out of us Aussies?
Sheesh,some of you guys really know how to kill the mood.Move away from your monitor,release the mouse & laugh a little.
Peace.
dootiefree 5 years ago
lol very good stuff!
note* the clip is a joke, seriously. lol
BlackWhisperer 5 years ago
I know they are joking but its still funny.
Roxasdono 5 years ago
lolz... if these were all true... i would have laugh my lungs out... but japanese take their cultures very seriously... dont they?
burboy 5 years ago
Aww, I don't see why people watch anything on YouTube if they're going to be so critical of it. They're always going to get the "it's a joke" thing thrown at them a million times. ahwell. I liked it. :D
Duriretlan 5 years ago
bakatares
Roccomatch 5 years ago
Jap 999 U are sick man, N japanese with tiny penis just can fuck when they kill first
italolegal 5 years ago
After reading back on the comments for this people seem really pissed off, like this is insulting Japanese. I don't think it is, is it? I certainly didn't think anything disrespectful to the Japanese while watching it, and the two Japanese actors don't seem to mind.
I'm Irish and we always poke fun at ourselves and our own traditions, why are people so surprised that the Japanese might do it too?
maddzy 5 years ago
hehe this is very funny. Imagine it was true lol
maddzy 5 years ago
ok
DarkPrincess702 5 years ago
Oh come on, it's just a joke.
It's for laughs, and if you actually take it seriously you need to brush up your understanding of western culture... ;)
And am I the only one thinking that the only ones taking offense are Japanese?
We westerners just laughs at it, and don't take it for real.
KillaHaakon 5 years ago
This kind of treatment is extreme, but I do not doubt it happens. Although this man is very sadistic against foreigners, try to remember not all of them are completely in the same boat. It is apart of the culture to seclude themselves,thinking Japan is a Nation, a Union and that everybody else is an outsider to their community.
MurderoCookie 5 years ago
(cont.)[one huge reason is they are an island, and another is their government] But if you treat them with respect and actually take the time to understand such a culture this kind of experience will not happen to you. Same with every other culture on the planet.
MurderoCookie 5 years ago
Where is this from?
fegu 5 years ago
It's a joke dude. of course the subs aren't of what their really saying. Thats the joke.
Citrakite 5 years ago
still funny. XD
asaciel 5 years ago
HAHAHA.. bunch of sushi's..
M1ZZARMY 5 years ago
Aren't they talking about mock-Japanese food in Australia?
nucome 5 years ago
iknow
yuri1120 5 years ago
Alvanthekid: If you're going to be a douche, you'd better back it up. She didn't say, "soo deshoo," she said "usoo deshoo." Big difference. And yes, the subtitles were correct.
laundrybox 5 years ago
That is great! Even if that's not what they're saying, which I think it is, it's great!
rosey4exclaim 5 years ago
Stupid. the subtitles are totally different from what they're saying. They're not making fun of anything.
'soo deshoo' does not mean "you cant say that"
even if you don't speak japanese you can tell that they're not really saying that.
Alvanthekid 5 years ago
え？意味が分からない・・・。
enoki10212000 5 years ago
damn! JAJAJAJAJAJA THEY GOT US BY DA BALLZ!!! JAJAJAJA DAMN!!! JAJAJAJA... FREAKING JAPANESE MON DAT SHIT WAS FUNNY!! SUSHIIII!!!
ihellaluvhinata 5 years ago
HAHAHA!
plasticwind 5 years ago
lol...subtitles r WAAAY off...still funny tho
abdiel301 5 years ago
I KNEW IT!!! lol jk that was hilarious though!! XD
Sango18 5 years ago
omg, that was hilarious! I laughed so much! Thank you!! :D
Ayumi85 5 years ago
That was awesome! I gotta know which show that came from. And yes, the subtitles are accurate sir boamuro.
dariustwin 5 years ago
dude that just made my day !!! lol
knoxiuz 5 years ago
ha ha ha ha
kateandpaul 5 years ago
What the hell was this? This was one of the stupidest videos I've ever seen. I've wasted my time. Was it supposed to be funny? The subtitles aren't even accurate.
boamuro 5 years ago
thats funny, i do respect japan and all but that was still funny!
Iheartkyo 5 years ago
lol!
YuyaSan 5 years ago
hahaHA love this video. yeah, the treadition is real. this is just for jokes :)
drichicken 5 years ago
lol, the funny part is, the subtitles were acurate, I'm just wondering for what show, or how they got some japanese people to do this skit? lol
but this is fake, those traditions ARE REAL, and no it is not a giant practical joke on America...
dabura667 5 years ago
It's nothing more but some healthy sarcasm.
scykogerm 5 years ago
i hope people do not get the wrong idea :x
sakuramingo 5 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!
Hillarious!
That'd be awsome if it was real :p
ingaman 5 years ago
ditto. lol
scykogerm 5 years ago
I love japan, me wanna live there like forever! teehee
BishojoNanaOsaki 5 years ago
hahahahaha how FAKE!!! japanese ROXX!!!
loveosamu 5 years ago
I mean to say this
of coruse it's not real.
I can tell it's real alright REALLY FAKE!!!!!!
JapanBoi93 5 years ago
ahahaha crazy japanese. oh wait, i AM japanese and we do all that in my house. ahahahahaha
makineko 5 years ago
Your Japanese?!
xXNozomiXx 5 years ago
its made up thats for sure, not real! there making japanese culture seem bad, its probably individuals who hate japanese
TakashiMatsumoto 6 years ago
YEAH I AGREE with Takashi!!!!
NI Takashi!!!!!!!!!! ネ タカし!!!!!!!! or ニ タカし!!
YOUR Right!
JapanBoi93 5 years ago
well itz just a joke. like for a show or sumthing. not any japanese haters. cuz then why would japanese people agree to do the thing in the first place right?
well itz funny...so yeah!!
haha if the japanese really did to that i would be giving them props! lmao
fliptricky0 5 years ago
LOL yeh. xD
zeniweni 5 years ago
They aren't making the Japanese look bad. It was designed to make people laugh. It was a skit for this old Australian TV show. All of the people that are Japanese that watched the video didn't seem offended so please, calm down (:
EseehcSharpies 5 years ago
Sushi,Tempura,Toriyaki,is that right? anonther thing which is not from Japan,is California Maki.very nice!
yumeyume 6 years ago
yakitori
imnormal 5 years ago
I think maybe he meant "teriyaki".
TheoMurpse 5 years ago
ビデオが大好き。ね、本当に、おかしいよ！
AVengefulSoul 6 years ago
HAHAHAHAH! THATZ HILARIOUS! itz probably not real tho. but itz fricking jkz
fliptricky0 6 years ago
of coruse it's not real.
I can it's real alright REALLY FAKE!!!!!!
JapanBoi93 5 years ago
im so confused xP
sheena927 6 years ago
XD thats amazing
Sykosomatix 6 years ago
... What the hell? xD
nekochan 6 years ago
I knew it!
lushie 6 years ago