God is real and ya you would need to pray to stand up that one class. If you didn't pray you wouldn't want to stand up but since he did pray, he wanted to stand up.
I love God and I believe in the Bible and Jesus dying on the cross for us!
Did you know that according to the bible the sun revolves around the Earth? Also that the Earth is flat. You would think God would've known the Earth he created was round. No specific Religion could possibly be the all mighty truth because they were just written by man with their own interpretations and they contradict themselves through out. If God did not create "evil" in the first place, it wouldn't even be an option for us to choose. Fear-based religions had a hand at making this world suck.
For christ sake will you people who does not have something to do even just respect GOD??????
you know what if you don't believe in the video.. then just ignore it...... youre the one who should do some realization dude that thing you added in that most beautiful inspiring video does really prove what kind of person you are... or if the word "PERSON" could even be applied to you.... GROW UP MAN!!!!!
hey jackass why dont u go take a flying leap off a bridge... the video is here to encourage whether true or not.. and god pitys you because u have nothing better to do then make discriminating movies of him... see even you believe in god otherwise you wouldn't have wasted you time making this well my friend you have a good life. and maybe we'll see each other in heaven...
So does the little engine that could? But one is being passed off as fact (and putting a bad name out for a university`s philosophy department) and the other is a cartoon told as fiction for kids because it IS fiction.
I'm an atheist, but I've never wished to prove the bible wrong... People can believe in whatever they want, it's not my place to prove if they're wrong or right.
no one here wants you to joke about the lord with your red writing. i no that we all have beliefs but yours are ones that i dont approve and i hope your proud of yourself
i just want to say that proving a christian wrong doesn't prove christianity a false religion, i strongly urge atheists to prove the bible wrong, not christians wrong, the bible is god's word and if u prove the bible wrong then u prove christianity wrong. please try it and tell me how it goes
ha good, anyway u want just remember to prove the bible wrong NOT me. i was once an atheist and i decided to try to prove the bible wrong and im now a christian. i also ask you to back up ur proof.
i remember the first time i read something like this. i was like, "... huh?" because, seriously. how often does chalk shatter when it's dropped. i work with chalk as an artist and i've dropped so many pieces i couldn't count them. so far, one maybe has broken and that was because it was already a weak piece.
I was forced to take philosophy since it was a core requirement for all students. The professor was a bible molesting retard who had one statement on the final exam. Man made the pencil so god created the universe, why is this true. I used 2 bluebooks to bitch him out about this statement and got an A-. I didn't realise the answer was actually one sentence that read something like this: I bend over 4 jeeezus. That was the A+ answer.
Isn't this just a reshuffle of another similar story where the student this time argued about the existence of god by stating that darkness is the absence of light and so the disasters in the world is the absence of god?
the guy who made the original vid was a tard, no professor would make a class that is required to take a major that requires you to hypothesize on the non-existence of god, and not get his ass fired. Besides, even myself being an atheist, I would stand up at the end of class and say "I dont believe in god, but I do believe you are cunt, shame you'll never know what one feels like."
if you hold this story true, i love how your supposed to disregard the 20 or however long that the teacher out did god. the god in the story was only powerful enough to make him slip loose the chalk as it slides down etc. rather pathetic, little god maybe the student should have done a sacrifice first
well I think the point is supposed to be that for 20 years no one stood up for god, and well we all know god can't do anything unless someone asks him to.
0:23 - No, the song got much better when I hit 'mute'
2:02 - It it decidedly NOT funny how many idiots believe in a fairy tale, dumb down our educational system in order to preserve their narrow world view, then wonder why the world is going to hell
2:31 - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
Wow, nice work of fiction made up by Christians to further perpetuate there lie. It's funny how no evidence is presented in these types of stories to ever verify the validity of the statements made.
Something important to point out is - the professor DID say that if God existed, then He'd stop the piece of chalk from FALLING. Not that - if God existed - he would prevent the chalk from breaking. So the "YOU FOOL" still applies.
i'll nit-pick, too. dynamiteruby is like VFX, if you disagree with her she'll block you. she blocked me for identifying contradictions in her statements, then accused me of name-calling (which i did not do as my text identified, btw).
I blocked you because you said that I needed professional help - completely unprovoked, btw - so don't try to make it sound like you're some helpless little victim. You most certainly are not.
it is my honest opinion that you need professional help, so sharing my honest opinion without name-calling is worthy of censorship? I stand by my statement, you need HELP, big time!
Hehehe They always have some BS answer don't they? I often think they believe so much BS that making excuses and throwing it around is just natural to them and they have no idea they are doing it. I guess honesty has nothing to do with Christian morals, what ever the heck those are.
no one can see that i did NOT engage in name-calling or see her contradictions that i called out because she deleted my comments. she believes in running around saying whatever she wants but when others disagree with her she lies and accuses them of name-calling and deletes comments and bans them. she really seems like a pathetic person not worth listening to because if you disagree with her she just start lying and ban you
You ass hole. What the fuck in ur problem?
Egun232 10 months ago
Dude you just ruined it by putting those little things that u wrote in red but still thx for telling me this story and yes I do believe in god:)
denise27121 10 months ago
God is real and ya you would need to pray to stand up that one class. If you didn't pray you wouldn't want to stand up but since he did pray, he wanted to stand up.
I love God and I believe in the Bible and Jesus dying on the cross for us!
99theladiesman 1 year ago
This video isn't funny at all. And God real. The scriptures say the world will see you as a fool. I love my God.
SoloPOrKcHoP35 1 year ago
blah blah blah
RealityBasedHuman 1 year ago
Did you know that according to the bible the sun revolves around the Earth? Also that the Earth is flat. You would think God would've known the Earth he created was round. No specific Religion could possibly be the all mighty truth because they were just written by man with their own interpretations and they contradict themselves through out. If God did not create "evil" in the first place, it wouldn't even be an option for us to choose. Fear-based religions had a hand at making this world suck.
djda99 2 years ago
For christ sake will you people who does not have something to do even just respect GOD??????
you know what if you don't believe in the video.. then just ignore it...... youre the one who should do some realization dude that thing you added in that most beautiful inspiring video does really prove what kind of person you are... or if the word "PERSON" could even be applied to you.... GROW UP MAN!!!!!
deavoune 2 years ago
So you took a video that was supposed to be "Inspirational" and threw in some random zings. Lol, what do you want a cookie? GTFO
1/5 Stars: I guess you attempted to be funny in a childish kind of way. Grow up. Stupid youtube poster is stupid.
BloodveinMovies 2 years ago
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Whether or not the video is true, doesn't stop the fact that you will never have problems with hemroids...
IGODFATHER1 2 years ago
Whether or not the video is true, doesn't stop the fact that you will never have problems with hemroids...
IGODFATHER1 2 years ago
lmfao, wtf
cookieeatbird 2 years ago
This was just the most retarded video ever (referring to the original)!
Pinokio131 2 years ago
hey jackass why dont u go take a flying leap off a bridge... the video is here to encourage whether true or not.. and god pitys you because u have nothing better to do then make discriminating movies of him... see even you believe in god otherwise you wouldn't have wasted you time making this well my friend you have a good life. and maybe we'll see each other in heaven...
david58401 2 years ago
I don't really care if it is true or not. It just shows that one person can make a big difference from the decisions they make.
strongazzmexican 2 years ago
So does the little engine that could? But one is being passed off as fact (and putting a bad name out for a university`s philosophy department) and the other is a cartoon told as fiction for kids because it IS fiction.
ThinkAbout1t 2 years ago
Although, me and my friends did make a pritty weird acronyum for the bible...
Big Impressive Book of Lies Eh?
It's just a little joke, no one have a hissy fit over it please. =)
mazdahype 2 years ago
I'm an atheist, but I've never wished to prove the bible wrong... People can believe in whatever they want, it's not my place to prove if they're wrong or right.
mazdahype 2 years ago
no one here wants you to joke about the lord with your red writing. i no that we all have beliefs but yours are ones that i dont approve and i hope your proud of yourself
YouJustGotFranked 2 years ago
i just want to say that proving a christian wrong doesn't prove christianity a false religion, i strongly urge atheists to prove the bible wrong, not christians wrong, the bible is god's word and if u prove the bible wrong then u prove christianity wrong. please try it and tell me how it goes
jmoritz22 2 years ago
Tell me how you`d like me to prove the bible wrong. Logically, historical inaccuracies, or both?
ThinkAbout1t 2 years ago
ha good, anyway u want just remember to prove the bible wrong NOT me. i was once an atheist and i decided to try to prove the bible wrong and im now a christian. i also ask you to back up ur proof.
jmoritz22 2 years ago
The infamous idiot lecturer myth.
It really is an embarrassment to anyone involved but some people are just shameless.
Lies can fly twice around the word before truth has even got its boots on.
pete975 2 years ago 4
lol that's a good one
sizzlepwizzle 2 years ago
XD!!!
i remember the first time i read something like this. i was like, "... huh?" because, seriously. how often does chalk shatter when it's dropped. i work with chalk as an artist and i've dropped so many pieces i couldn't count them. so far, one maybe has broken and that was because it was already a weak piece.
alixinthemiddle 2 years ago
I was forced to take philosophy since it was a core requirement for all students. The professor was a bible molesting retard who had one statement on the final exam. Man made the pencil so god created the universe, why is this true. I used 2 bluebooks to bitch him out about this statement and got an A-. I didn't realise the answer was actually one sentence that read something like this: I bend over 4 jeeezus. That was the A+ answer.
xavierartorivs 2 years ago
Isn't this just a reshuffle of another similar story where the student this time argued about the existence of god by stating that darkness is the absence of light and so the disasters in the world is the absence of god?
tariqwalji 2 years ago
this is dumb shit, the guy who wrote this just watched 300 spartans
Proofed09 2 years ago
pausing 200 times in a single video is always fun....
HeIljumper 2 years ago
For a few seconds I thought you were going to start talking about Mexican whooping llamas.
c9rm3n 2 years ago
the guy who made the original vid was a tard, no professor would make a class that is required to take a major that requires you to hypothesize on the non-existence of god, and not get his ass fired. Besides, even myself being an atheist, I would stand up at the end of class and say "I dont believe in god, but I do believe you are cunt, shame you'll never know what one feels like."
boonw 2 years ago
There you go people. If that isn't enough proof, I don't know what is.
slsmtg2 2 years ago
if you hold this story true, i love how your supposed to disregard the 20 or however long that the teacher out did god. the god in the story was only powerful enough to make him slip loose the chalk as it slides down etc. rather pathetic, little god maybe the student should have done a sacrifice first
BlooddGodd 2 years ago
well I think the point is supposed to be that for 20 years no one stood up for god, and well we all know god can't do anything unless someone asks him to.
wolfwing1 2 years ago
0:23 - No, the song got much better when I hit 'mute'
2:02 - It it decidedly NOT funny how many idiots believe in a fairy tale, dumb down our educational system in order to preserve their narrow world view, then wonder why the world is going to hell
2:31 - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers
2:33 - Cowards without numbers
2:35 - Not even cracking a smile, you dipshit
2:43 - I couldn't care less what your imaginary friend thinks
bushputz 2 years ago
Wow, nice work of fiction made up by Christians to further perpetuate there lie. It's funny how no evidence is presented in these types of stories to ever verify the validity of the statements made.
kintarocrab 2 years ago
I laughed.
MNICY 2 years ago
also next time dojt include the track speedikng up just make it horrible
kitrana 2 years ago
Better than the original song. Hahaha...
ThinkAbout1t 2 years ago
i completly disagree. cats yowling very off key while scratching on a chalkboard would have been better then the super sped up song
kitrana 2 years ago
Maybe... it's tough to tell without the two side by side.
ThinkAbout1t 2 years ago
Something important to point out is - the professor DID say that if God existed, then He'd stop the piece of chalk from FALLING. Not that - if God existed - he would prevent the chalk from breaking. So the "YOU FOOL" still applies.
dynamiteruby 2 years ago
Haha touche'
ThinkAbout1t 2 years ago
Hehehehe - nit-picking is my specialty! ;D
dynamiteruby 2 years ago
i'll nit-pick, too. dynamiteruby is like VFX, if you disagree with her she'll block you. she blocked me for identifying contradictions in her statements, then accused me of name-calling (which i did not do as my text identified, btw).
hoosiergambler 2 years ago
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hoosiergambler 2 years ago
I blocked you because you said that I needed professional help - completely unprovoked, btw - so don't try to make it sound like you're some helpless little victim. You most certainly are not.
dynamiteruby 2 years ago
it is my honest opinion that you need professional help, so sharing my honest opinion without name-calling is worthy of censorship? I stand by my statement, you need HELP, big time!
hoosiergambler 2 years ago
Hehehe They always have some BS answer don't they? I often think they believe so much BS that making excuses and throwing it around is just natural to them and they have no idea they are doing it. I guess honesty has nothing to do with Christian morals, what ever the heck those are.
milkman5547 2 years ago
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hoosiergambler 2 years ago
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no one can see that i did NOT engage in name-calling or see her contradictions that i called out because she deleted my comments. she believes in running around saying whatever she wants but when others disagree with her she lies and accuses them of name-calling and deletes comments and bans them. she really seems like a pathetic person not worth listening to because if you disagree with her she just start lying and ban you
hoosiergambler 2 years ago