Looks like i found my new favorite comedian...thanks for the laughs joe rogan, Moving you to the #2 spot in comedy section! (both have very similar styles i think thats what makes them funny, they talk about real stuff that happens, relatable. cant believe i havent heard him before.
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This pretty much demonstrates that you're both dumb and humorless.
Simply, it goes 1) Dane Cook 2) Holocaust 3) 'This Comic', in ascending order of humor. Dane Cook is SO not funny, the Holocaust, a tragic historical event, is literally funnier than him. This comic is pretty close. My holocaust comparison, you see, is *actually* funny, if you're smart enough to get it.
As for "Fuck the Office" - WOW. I assume that you think Dane is on the show. He's not. You're dumb.
I'm from a little north of Detroit and I get so damn confused when they say Frozen Fog. All I imagine is this giant wall of ice coming at me and everything it touches evaporates into a spiky mist of ice crystals. Only in Michigan... and Canada...
Frozen fog is mostly like normal fog but it kind of falls, and it freezes on contact, = ice, like the ice crystals that form on the outside of frozen canned juices
think of it this way. some people are afraid to even go out of the house. some people are afraid of UFO's abducting them, some people are afraid that a demon is living in their ear. flying....fuck it man. there's worse things to fear.
Get your wife to promise to renew your membership to the mile high club when you fly. Shit! I'd try to rent a glider to take me 15 minutes up the street! Take it from me, cuz now i can't wait to fly. I love to fly!! I'm takin a trip from Baltimore to Tampa next week!
do your research on plane accidents, what are the odds that something bad is going to happen and if something bad does happen depending on what it is what are the chances of the pilot being able to fix. about 90 percent of what happens in the cockpit is handled by computers. Planes know how high above the floor they are, that is probably how you where able to land even though the pilot could only see 5 feet in front of him.
What I do, is I pretend that it's a rollercoaster or thrill ride, and that everyone in the plane is just as scared as I am, and that no matter what happens, that ride will come to an end.
Dude, Seriously, Im Trying to become a comic, its just natural to me but im ony good at an improv and ive been trying to get a routine going, any tips?
you're amazingly funny. i cant help you with the whole flying buisness because i have anxiety about literally everything you can think of BUT flying because i never fly...we're too poor. hope someone can help you out though...anxiety sucks balls.
I need to see you live!
JoeBreeVideos 5 months ago
Looks like i found my new favorite comedian...thanks for the laughs joe rogan, Moving you to the #2 spot in comedy section! (both have very similar styles i think thats what makes them funny, they talk about real stuff that happens, relatable. cant believe i havent heard him before.
joltmeoff 5 months ago
i love the slick way he called those two broads "cunts" LMAO
tygastyl 1 year ago
dude i'm so glad i found your youtube channel. you're WICKED funny
and yeah your agent needs to try a little harder lol =]
ProjectRedfoot 1 year ago
wow funny stuff " Fuijkn michigan" jejeje the captain joke im goin for it. jejjejejej funny
goose003 1 year ago
poor puppy
WillGetBetter 1 year ago
he really likes to interact with his audience
pownageguy 1 year ago
@pownageguy lol he must be known more for his hecklers than for his jokes, not to say his jokes arent funny..
ProjectRedfoot 1 year ago
Your on ur way Joe keep it up I can see you in another comedy central special soon. Well at least I want to.
Three6CloghessyA 1 year ago 2
Mister Matarese, this is an excellent bit.
You are a funny man!
"I was so excited that I spiked hiim." Freakin' awesome! I laughed out loud in my apartment, made me feel weird, man I gotta leave the house.
vikramrjbutani 1 year ago
i fucking love him...
blythebrooks 2 years ago
LOLOLOL
raleelee88 2 years ago
great work i enjoy your work, off the fly or scripted you are fantastic
AllanAldworth 2 years ago 2
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Wow, it's like a time machine back to the 90s when this style of stand-up *wasn't* played-out.
This dude is only about 10% funnier than Dane Cook. Put another way, he's about 5% funnier than the Holocaust.
aidanday 2 years ago
explain to me how the holocaust was funny,
Fuck the office
Altec0Lansing 2 years ago
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This pretty much demonstrates that you're both dumb and humorless.
Simply, it goes 1) Dane Cook 2) Holocaust 3) 'This Comic', in ascending order of humor. Dane Cook is SO not funny, the Holocaust, a tragic historical event, is literally funnier than him. This comic is pretty close. My holocaust comparison, you see, is *actually* funny, if you're smart enough to get it.
As for "Fuck the Office" - WOW. I assume that you think Dane is on the show. He's not. You're dumb.
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aidanday 2 years ago
no asswipe
your holocaust joke was probably the worst ive heard in a long time.
this is better:
How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray
binladensassassin 2 years ago
my buddy asked this black kid how it felt to sit in the front of the bus. i told him i havent laughed that hard since the holocaust
IllMeltUrFace 2 years ago
@IllMeltUrFace lawl
ProjectRedfoot 1 year ago
hahahahahahaha
i was thinking the SAME fucking thing
"did someone step on a puppy?"
MrNightOwl88 2 years ago
Hilarious! "did someone just step on a puppy?" omg best part
soccerjeff4 2 years ago
Great improv!
PraetorShinzon 2 years ago 2
dude this was fucking amazing. "I hope he makes it -_-" lol
raventears69 2 years ago
I'm from a little north of Detroit and I get so damn confused when they say Frozen Fog. All I imagine is this giant wall of ice coming at me and everything it touches evaporates into a spiky mist of ice crystals. Only in Michigan... and Canada...
infestedfrank 2 years ago
well 30,000 ft may have something to do with it
Frozen fog is mostly like normal fog but it kind of falls, and it freezes on contact, = ice, like the ice crystals that form on the outside of frozen canned juices
thePirateQueenKt 2 years ago
or frost (the simple description comes to me seconds later)
thePirateQueenKt 2 years ago
think of it this way. some people are afraid to even go out of the house. some people are afraid of UFO's abducting them, some people are afraid that a demon is living in their ear. flying....fuck it man. there's worse things to fear.
Poonard 2 years ago
this is fucking perfect. did someone just step on a puppy
ppsshshshhh im going for it. well i hope he makes it. im tellen my friends about you. great
efoster69 2 years ago
Xanax helps! you are SO funny!!!
popcornfreak828 2 years ago
saw your shit on comedy central. probably the funniest shit i've seen in a while. you're too fucking awesome. props.
deezom 2 years ago
Get your wife to promise to renew your membership to the mile high club when you fly. Shit! I'd try to rent a glider to take me 15 minutes up the street! Take it from me, cuz now i can't wait to fly. I love to fly!! I'm takin a trip from Baltimore to Tampa next week!
mprichep 2 years ago
you're VERY good!
and a light dose of prozac will take care of your fear of flying. did for me.
plusaf 2 years ago 2
Joe your a great comic and one of my favorite, cant wait to hear more from ya bro.
BaronNathanel 2 years ago 2
hahaha that was hilarious :P
GodDamnBender 2 years ago 8
that cookies bit was a great closer
comicbooklogic 3 years ago 6
do your research on plane accidents, what are the odds that something bad is going to happen and if something bad does happen depending on what it is what are the chances of the pilot being able to fix. about 90 percent of what happens in the cockpit is handled by computers. Planes know how high above the floor they are, that is probably how you where able to land even though the pilot could only see 5 feet in front of him.
I am scared to fly too.
Peace
AlexFebre 3 years ago
thats some funny shit man you need to come around atlanta sometime.. ill heckle ya let you blow off a little steam.
thslax11 3 years ago
That doesn't help them blow off steam man.
LolzPremiumRoast 2 years ago
That was great improv work with the high pitched girly beep.
Tychicuss 3 years ago
haha your hilarious.
HeAvYMeTaL0473 3 years ago
What I do, is I pretend that it's a rollercoaster or thrill ride, and that everyone in the plane is just as scared as I am, and that no matter what happens, that ride will come to an end.
hucz 3 years ago
lmao dude ur fuckin amazing, keep up the good work.
heep!
Hem66 3 years ago
Dude, Seriously, Im Trying to become a comic, its just natural to me but im ony good at an improv and ive been trying to get a routine going, any tips?
thezombieone11 3 years ago
you're amazingly funny. i cant help you with the whole flying buisness because i have anxiety about literally everything you can think of BUT flying because i never fly...we're too poor. hope someone can help you out though...anxiety sucks balls.
lamiarezu 3 years ago
rofl good stuff, keep it up
PLATINUM101 3 years ago
Holy Shit... That was great... Why haven't you got a Comedy Central special yet?
TheShadowBrigade 3 years ago 3
He has
ComedyKid1994 3 years ago