Remember seeing this in the theaters and what felt like everyone just busting up when Silent Bob said the "no ticket" line. Bled over to the beginning of the next scene, couldn't hear the dialogue over all the laughter.
actually when bob mutters in the begining of jay and silent bob strike back he's not the one talking, its the taller kid with the studs in his leather coat, bob just points and nods
Chasing Amy: The really long story he tells about Amy to Ben Affleck's character. When Bob talks, Ben looks surprised, and Jay goes, "What, you're fuckin' surprised? He pulls this shit all the time, you think just cause he doesn't talk a lot it's some shocking spiritual shit when he does? ... Tubby bitch."
Guys, Silent Bob actually speaks in every movie except Clerks I.
Mallrats: "Adventure, excitement? A Jedi needs not these things."
Dogma: "No Ticket"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: He mutters something at the beginning when talking about Morris Day and the Time, and then later he yells at Jay about the sign on the car saying it was going to hollywood. The only time he ever actually yells.
i didnt even know this was an indiana jones reference until now
TheFilipinoBoxer 1 month ago
No ticket!
tuppysmack 3 months ago
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BEST part of the film.
Funbobby92 3 months ago
Remember seeing this in the theaters and what felt like everyone just busting up when Silent Bob said the "no ticket" line. Bled over to the beginning of the next scene, couldn't hear the dialogue over all the laughter.
crownbeatsjack 6 months ago
haha kevin smith is the man lights up a bogie lol
kk939422 9 months ago
Love silent Bob
Nanotech92 9 months ago
mattdamon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hollygirl32295 10 months ago
You know, for an angel of Death, Loki seems like a reasonable bloke.
RemyCoolX 10 months ago
actually you need to see the movie from the beginning to get the real meaning of that sentence!!
Thomasborn88 1 year ago
.... god dammit..my teacher said I looked like bob... Asked me to say.... "No ticket." .... I was going for a dylan klebold look alike...
celonsus 1 year ago
Myatt DAYmenn...
dubbys 1 year ago 3
nice butt linda
ghostwhiskey 1 year ago
Best scene of the movie
OpalescentWings 1 year ago
"Why can't I just get off the next stop??" xD
spiegelbild90 2 years ago
Ahaha, I love how he waves at them =]
vyshious 2 years ago 10
"No Ticket" great reference to Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
bluewebheadwb 2 years ago 21
Hahaha...I love this soooo much. "No Ticket," it's so funny...
brittmstar 2 years ago
I thought at the end of dogma he also says thanks to when the voice of god is talking to him?
theguy801 3 years ago
yes, because god forgave him, and send him to heaven. his body couldn't bear the voice, but he gone to heaven. that's beautiful isn't it?
spiegelbild90 2 years ago
"No ticket."
Lol. Sure, silent Bob doesn't say much, but when he does its either freakin' funny or totally deep.
beetlejuicexx3 3 years ago 5
What scene is this?
hinatasrival 3 years ago
Best bit "No ticket"
gv1955 3 years ago 4
What did Bartleby say as he was getting chucked out the door?
NY4Life 3 years ago
he said some german thing because this scene paid homage to the third indiana jones film, I don't know what he said though.
Shanethefilmmaker 3 years ago
actually when bob mutters in the begining of jay and silent bob strike back he's not the one talking, its the taller kid with the studs in his leather coat, bob just points and nods
oliviyo2 4 years ago 2
Oh, yeah:
Clerks II: The bit at the prison at the end.
Chasing Amy: The really long story he tells about Amy to Ben Affleck's character. When Bob talks, Ben looks surprised, and Jay goes, "What, you're fuckin' surprised? He pulls this shit all the time, you think just cause he doesn't talk a lot it's some shocking spiritual shit when he does? ... Tubby bitch."
TaterMySalad 5 years ago
Guys, Silent Bob actually speaks in every movie except Clerks I.
Mallrats: "Adventure, excitement? A Jedi needs not these things."
Dogma: "No Ticket"
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: He mutters something at the beginning when talking about Morris Day and the Time, and then later he yells at Jay about the sign on the car saying it was going to hollywood. The only time he ever actually yells.
TaterMySalad 5 years ago
he spoke in clerks 1. he said something to dante about women.
jay and silent bob strike backs, he was speaking to banky about how they should get money about their rights to the movie and all that stuff.
kenta613 5 years ago
Schuler Bob! :-D
deezvids 5 years ago
anyone got a clip of the buddy christ?
jadedicekitty 5 years ago
No Ticket...
The Only Line Bob Says Lol
j2pmiamc 5 years ago
I remember seeing this for the first time going "say 'no ticket', say 'no ticket'!"
Silent Bob: No ticket.
Me: YAY!!!
Culf 5 years ago
LOL! legend.
crofty1984 5 years ago
"No ticket."
Frostypeanut 5 years ago
LMAO! That poor fellow in the green blanket. He'll be scarred for life.
nilbog 5 years ago
lol biggy get the door
No1HasThisName 5 years ago
WHOOT! SILENT BOB SPOKE!
lol 'No ticket!'
CuriositysCat 5 years ago