@newjack89 i think you will find its our torres song now pal! and for a matter of fact, we had this song for kalou before torres had even joined liverpool, bindipping bastard!
@newjack89 Its very intesting thats all of a sudden when he left all the scouse pundits and liverpool fans started to call torres injury prone or past his best its just a top player realising liverpool are frankly shit i often wondered why a player of his talent was wasting away at liverpool. In the words of the player himself "i always wanted to play for a top team and now i can" ; FERNANDO TORRES CHELSEA NUMBER 9!
@MrChelseaBOY93 its not all of a sudden:all the lfc fans know very well that hes way too injury prone.and if youve seen him in the past 1yr and a half, you can see that hes not the player he was in 07 & 08,and by far. but we forgave him before because we thought he genuinely loved the club.but he showed his true face so now he can go f*** himself. hes the new Owen lol (leaving for more succes, but after leaving we start winning again, and he becomes rubbish and always injured). S7+C9>F9T :)
@newjack89 mike banks and the rest of the chelsea meds will have him in tip top condition not like the abuse he got at liverpool, and the recent form well who was the gaffer? roy hodgson? they say its up to the manager to get the best out of his players and somehow i believe carlo will achieve what hodgson couldnt and what dagleish started but couldnt finish we'll see what the result is this weekend 8 goals in 2 away games? god help whoever comes to the bridge then.
@MrChelseaBOY93 Roy indeed was one of the reason of recent form,but he wasnt the only reason i can assure you. and also remember his World Cup in SA? (and speaking of the national team, he never really managed to play well with them because he simply cant play with partner in attack, so im eager to see how his association with drogba works).anyway, too bad Carroll wont be ready for the w-end, but anyway,him being there and what NESV are doing is long term,so im happy for the futur no matter what
While on the bus to Villa Park haroo, haroo, I heard my mate make this remark haroo,haroo, We made poor Chelsea weep and ill Its Liverpool 2 and Chelsea 0 and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup. Chorus: So here's to Lawrence, Byrne St John, haroo haroo, Milne and Yeats and Stevenson haroo,haroo Hunt and Thompson what a man, Lawler Smith and Callaghan, and we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup
Hes half a girl and half a boy torres torres, hes half and half a boy torres torres, He looks just like a transvestite it takes it up the the ass all night, Fernado Torres Carragher's bit on the side!!! YOU SCOUSE CUNT
chelsea sang that chant after kalou scored at watford in 90th min to different words before torress joined liverscum and if anything utd started it with there o'shea version. liverpool fans think world revolves around them!!!
larssylta you ex arsenal/ Man u supporting chelsea rentboy cunt, where were you wen u were shit eh? and u obviously do care about gerrard seen as you have more songs about him than we do. And for the last time, get it in your heads, WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE ENGLAND CAPTAINCY
wtf is wrong with you motherfucker? do you have dyslexia btw? you're english is bloody awful. i named one song:P that's it, and you're telling me that i have more songs about that prick than you do? then you're a bunch of bad supporters:P
i dont know why you so proud of the england captain you woolyback norweigan and anyway wat would you know about english. you do have more songs about gerrard than us, just that you probably dont know them coz u have never been to the bridge. Face it your just bitter that he didnt sign for you
hahah boss song for a boss player MY ASS kalou hahahahaha hes fukin shit he will be goin soon hes fukin terrible so keep copyin liverpool songs cos use r embarrasin an the belleti one aswell copyin mashcerano haha shit player
LMFAO kalou and belletti are 10x players than the self Liverpool proclaimed " world class Jermaine Pennant" LMFAO you have a goalscorer who got 30 odd goals in his first season , and you still finished second best to the rest lmfao and you will this season aswell :) , get used to being second best , you may have 18 league titles , but it's going to be another 18 years before you win it
how can liverpool go on at us for taking their songs? the kalou song was ours before u started singing bout torres and u your main song ull never walk alone u stole from celtic so how the fuck u can say we steel ur songs is beyond me
im a chelsea fan for life and may i just say this,to LFCboy how the hell can you say we are shite at least we dont draw with teams like stoke.CFCwehatetottenham we are both blues so we agree on everything, and when it comes to supporting team properley, we are the best, right?Mattyboy1987,its not a shite chant, got any better ones from brighton?didnt think so.got any trophies recently for brighton?didnt think so.although your strip is ok, and you beating City was decent.kalou is a legend.
sorry to disappoint you mate but hu wud want to copy ur songs if u've got shite fans? and plus u neva sing tht song at games! WE FUCKING CONQUERED STAMFORD BRIDGE AND WE SANG THE TORRES SONG AND YOU DIDN'T SING UR POXY LITTLE KALOU SONG! get lost
Sorry mate but we started singing this song at Watford away a few years back after he scored the winner for us in the last minute - 4 months before you got Torres
How can you have done that then when the song is about how he assisted Riise's goal in the Champions League last year, when Watford were in the Prem two years ago?!
I'm a Brighton fan, so the der der der thing means nothing to me.
And if I'm honest, to me it just looks like you're some glory hunter who went to one game and is trying to make it sound like it was the best experience ever.
How can I make a judgement like that? Because you just made up a song with the lyric 'Watford away, we were there' which would surely only limit the amount of fans that could sing it?!?!
And I was on this video because I like the REAL version.
Oh, and you're talking out your arse when you say 'shit lower league songs'. The lower leagues are the real football fans, not plastic little bastards like you. Just shows you up for the glory hunter you are. Pillock.
The song didn't kick off in the ground because like you said it limits the people so it was only really sung in the pubs.
And you're talking out your arse pal about 'real football fans'. Any team that you go to, it might be Chelsea or Yeovil will always have that hardcore, loyal following. Every true football fan knows teams like Chelsea, United and Arsenal have a loyal following.
I've been going since I was 5. I have probably seen Chelsea lose more then win
The Kalou song was made after Watford Away which was before Torres even played for Liverpool.
It wasn't huge, mainly cos Kalou's shit. But then once your lot were singing the Torres one, and then Kalou crossed the ball for Riise (Against YOU) the song took off with different 'tongue-in-cheek' lyrics, taking the piss, get over it.
After the Man U game... He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou He came into the game late against Man U, Man U He headed the ball into the net The streak's alive with the point we get! That's why we love Salomon Kalou! He comes from the Ivory Coast Kalou, Kalou He came into the game late against Man U, Man U When Anelka missed, Kalou stepped up They played like crap but never gave up! That's why we love Salomon Kalou!
He comes from the ivory coast kalou kalou He don't do charlie like mutu mutu he can't finish we dont care watford away we were there and thats why we love salomon kalou lalalalalalala and thats why we love salamon kalou. He comes from the ivory coast kalou kalou He don't do charlie like mutu mutu in front of the kop from the left he crossed the ball on rises head and thats why we love salomon kalou lalalalalalala and thats why we love salamon kalou. (run out of characters)
come on chelsea supporters. are you all so un-immaginative that you have to go around stealing other clubs songs? the original (torres torres) is way better that any other version so in my opinion, you lot need to sort it out and make your own songs. chelsea are a great team with poor fans. liverpool till i die! YNWA
In 06-07 we sung this song with slightly different lyrics. Instead of the Riise bit we had:
"He can't finish, but we don't care,
'Cos Watford away we were there,
thats why we love etc etc"
Not to thick Liverpool fans - Kalou scored in the 93rd minute against Watford on the 31st March 2007, about 4 months before Torres signed for Liverpool.
It never really caught on because it was Kalou....
yer yas r all divvys ya cockney wankers tht torres song that ya tried to make up then was actually what some man scum fan tried to make up bout torres but chnged some words to tevez n tht but liverpool have had tht song for years we u sed to have 30 years ago at least,so why dont use cockney cunts make ya own songs up with ya fukin stupid slang,nd gazza451 ya first comment is right what the fuck has kalou done to deserve a song like tht apart from 1 thing,he cudnt hit a barn door with a bazooker
everyone pinches the tunes of each others football songs, some of your recent songs oh Campione = OH Paokara a PAOK song, and The Fields of Anfield Road = An Irish Republican Song, which you should be ashamed to sing.
Firstly you dont know what songs I sing about adebayor, secondly, there is nothing hypocritical about not liking the ira and singing said songs about Adebayor, the two issues are not linked in the slightest.
He Gets in the 85 minute Kalou Kalou
He gets the ball with hand like Pique Pique
He gets the ball with his left (hand)
And the reff shows directly to the spot
That's why we love Salomon Kalou SOLD !
97laze 3 months ago
I love chelsea, but it was quite obvious that is was a handball..... he played poorly against valencia, his bad form cost chelsea the game..
georgepattle13 4 months ago
i support chelsea but kalou is shite thanks for costing us 2 points today ya fuck
cfcallday95 4 months ago
yeees KALOU.fuck you tottenham hahahaha That's why we love Salomon Kalou!
szalaim6 9 months ago
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thebeast2033 9 months ago
Sure, sure, he doesn't "do coke like Adrian Mutu" nor he'll EVER be as good and talented like Mutu... Keep your Kalou, lmao..
somnoroasepasarici 10 months ago
Kalou is a fucking legend.
ibrahim653 11 months ago
f**cking faggs!
this is the Torres Bounce!
oh, and Kalou is shyte btw
newjack89 1 year ago
@newjack89 i think you will find its our torres song now pal! and for a matter of fact, we had this song for kalou before torres had even joined liverpool, bindipping bastard!
jman4900 1 year ago
@jman4900 well you can take the sulky/injury prone/past it traitor. and thanks for the money, im very much happy with a 22yrs old Carroll.
hope Torres injures himself badly in the comings days now, looking forward to it!
newjack89 1 year ago
@newjack89 Its very intesting thats all of a sudden when he left all the scouse pundits and liverpool fans started to call torres injury prone or past his best its just a top player realising liverpool are frankly shit i often wondered why a player of his talent was wasting away at liverpool. In the words of the player himself "i always wanted to play for a top team and now i can" ; FERNANDO TORRES CHELSEA NUMBER 9!
MrChelseaBOY93 1 year ago
@MrChelseaBOY93 its not all of a sudden:all the lfc fans know very well that hes way too injury prone.and if youve seen him in the past 1yr and a half, you can see that hes not the player he was in 07 & 08,and by far. but we forgave him before because we thought he genuinely loved the club.but he showed his true face so now he can go f*** himself. hes the new Owen lol (leaving for more succes, but after leaving we start winning again, and he becomes rubbish and always injured). S7+C9>F9T :)
newjack89 1 year ago
@newjack89 mike banks and the rest of the chelsea meds will have him in tip top condition not like the abuse he got at liverpool, and the recent form well who was the gaffer? roy hodgson? they say its up to the manager to get the best out of his players and somehow i believe carlo will achieve what hodgson couldnt and what dagleish started but couldnt finish we'll see what the result is this weekend 8 goals in 2 away games? god help whoever comes to the bridge then.
MrChelseaBOY93 1 year ago
@MrChelseaBOY93 Roy indeed was one of the reason of recent form,but he wasnt the only reason i can assure you. and also remember his World Cup in SA? (and speaking of the national team, he never really managed to play well with them because he simply cant play with partner in attack, so im eager to see how his association with drogba works).anyway, too bad Carroll wont be ready for the w-end, but anyway,him being there and what NESV are doing is long term,so im happy for the futur no matter what
newjack89 1 year ago
fucking chelsea rent boys
keithlfc2009 1 year ago
HE COMES FROM THE IVORY COAST,KALOU,KALOU
lozza991 1 year ago
how do you put words on like that?
stopitchangeit 1 year ago
Looks like the So bar is jumping again. Coming over for the Wolves game in a couple of weeks, Cant wait. Marco Belfast.
Madds5 1 year ago
nice
Sjaaaaaaak 1 year ago
edited lyric by me..
"THAT'S WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOU..
HE COME'S FROM THE IVORY COAST KALOU KALOU..
HE DON'T DO THE COKE LIKE ADRIAN MUTU..
WHEN LAMPARD CROSS THE BALL TO THE LEFT
AND LANDED ON KALOU'S HEAD..
THAT'S WHY WE LOVE SALOMON KALOU!"
benzrulez1969 1 year ago
omg chelse fans idiot
HaiUchiha 1 year ago
@HaiUchiha who are ya who are ya!
benzrulez1969 1 year ago
F**k off chelsea!!!this is Torres song,not Kalou song!!!you are noobs!
8Hitmansvk8 1 year ago
@8Hitmansvk8 Torres is a gay!
benzrulez1969 1 year ago
@8Hitmansvk8 considering we had this song before you even bought torres i dont think so...the words were different tho so get ya facts right pal
jman4900 1 year ago
@8Hitmansvk8
THATS WHY WE LOVE SALOMON KALOU
wearethechelsea 1 year ago
Love Chelsea Love Salomon, we beat everybody!!!
sygmaone 1 year ago
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Shit fans.
tommy313 1 year ago
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@tommy313 you are shit!
benzrulez1969 1 year ago
kalouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
wrekadizzle 1 year ago
LIVERPOOL<3<3<3
YNWA
MrZippIT 2 years ago
haha whatever,i'd rather walk alone than support a club that is heading for thursday night football...you cunt
jayunderscoresetford 1 year ago
hahahahahaha i laughed my ass off when i watched this.. amazing
garnett5wutang 2 years ago
FEYENOORD ROTTERDAM!
Doede 2 years ago
great song but we dont sing this enough :(
chelseaboy278 2 years ago
Thats because Kalou is a really bad player tbh
gototots 1 year ago
great song
dylanbyrne1 2 years ago
its alrite, liverpool have won the mickey mouse treble
sebzola 2 years ago
:):)
Szekelyemberke 2 years ago
KALOUUUUU
sw6bitch 2 years ago
mxxoyLFC fuck off you little liverpool cunt . fuck off you dont even support chelsea so fuck off mug, with your muggy fans.
TheChelseaRanger 2 years ago
read that dick ed from the last comment up!!!!
mccoyLFC 2 years ago
ahahahaha u cunts havnt got a fuckin clue have yas???
thats wel up ther wiv the most EMBARRASSING copied songs ever!!!!
his armband proved he was a red
torres torres
youll never walk alone it said
torres torres
we bought the lad from sunny spain
he gets the ball he scores again
fernando torres LIVERPOOLS number 9!!
mccoyLFC 2 years ago
mate you are a thick cunt arnt you
we had this song before you got your torres one it was..
He comes from the Ivory Coast
Kalou Kalou
He dont do coke like Adrian
Mutu Mutu
He cant finish we dont care
Watford away we were there
Thats why we love Salomon Kalou
And that was sung before you even had bought torres you doppy bastard but then we just changed the words, fucking get ya facts right fukin scouse scum
jman4900 2 years ago
mccoyLFC 2 years ago
For the Liverpool lads raise your glass haroo, haroo
To Stevenson who made the pass - haroo, haroo
Thompson had them in a trance,
Bonetti never stood a chance,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
It's Wembley on the first of May - haroo, haroo,
It's Leeds United labour day - haroo, haroo,
We'll be there to cheer Bill Shankly's side,
And bring the cup to Merseyside,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
mccoyLFC 2 years ago
k but liverpool are garbage..
wilkyownz 2 years ago
And if it's a draw you'll hear us moan,
Lets use the coin that beat Cologne,
And we'll all get blind drunk when Liverpool win the cup.
mccoyLFC 2 years ago
and wah the fuck was the point in that ?
jman4900 2 years ago
Hes half a girl and half a boy torres torres, hes half and half a boy torres torres, He looks just like a transvestite it takes it up the the ass all night, Fernado Torres Carragher's bit on the side!!! YOU SCOUSE CUNT
aggtheman 2 years ago
UNITED made this song up the torres one
ovleb2 2 years ago
@ovleb2 No they never. It's a football song, the melody has been used by clubs for years - get a grip.
tommy313 1 year ago
KALOUUUUUUUU
wrekadizzle 2 years ago
the so bar fucking quality boys. fuck the naysayers the cup with funny ears is ours this year..up the chels! fuck the scouse cunts and the mancs
CFCcelery119 2 years ago
This is your season kalou
I hope he shines this season
nalkazemi 2 years ago
Never sober in the So-Bar
NaturalThreat1 2 years ago
the best club in the world !
chelsea we love you!
Koreec13 2 years ago
Well Said primostylez Well Said =]
Chelsea Football Club Rulzz
Fifa09Rulz 2 years ago
fuck your mum, chelsea fc forever
primostylez 2 years ago
fuck chelsea
talebbb 2 years ago
lol go fuck yourself..
ProSiNNeR 2 years ago
fuck of, get a life!
-_- come on the blues!
goldy344 2 years ago
Dude i was talking to the guy that said fuck Chelsea but because youtube is shit it didn't post my reply as it should..
BTW i am a Chelsea fan..
ProSiNNeR 2 years ago
same
goldy344 2 years ago
Avete già visita il sito di KICKO ? NO? Che aspettate? E lo youtube del calcio!
Visit also the youtube of soccer: KICKO !
GabrielTalentScout3 2 years ago
nice
sahafan 2 years ago
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His armband proved he was a red TORRES, TORRES
Yo'll never walk alone it said TORRES, TORRES
We bought the lad from sunny spain, he get the ball he scores agan FERNANDO TORRES Liverpool's number 9
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOL NUMBER 9
gef52 2 years ago
Torres is a dual personality. His second name is Britney. What a girl he is...
Baxary 2 years ago
His half a boy his half a girll TORRES TORRES
He looks just like a transvestite TORRES TORRES
He wears a frock he loves the cock
he sells his arse on albert dock
FERNANDO TORRES carraghers bit on the Side
chelsealad07 2 years ago
LMAOOO
P0wD3 2 years ago
It's people like you that give us chelsea fans a bad name.
Vileblood311 2 years ago
the man from the ivory coast Kalou, Kalou. i think thats sounds a bit better
gerryparkes 2 years ago
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
2525zola2525 2 years ago
wz that in da so bar
2525zola2525 2 years ago
We fucking hate liverscum.
rochelsea 2 years ago
care free who ever u may be
2525zola2525 2 years ago
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LALALALALALALAALALALALALAL
Thats why we hate Chelsea FC
FriendsJoe 2 years ago
* your english..
larssylta 2 years ago
chelsea sang that chant after kalou scored at watford in 90th min to different words before torress joined liverscum and if anything utd started it with there o'shea version. liverpool fans think world revolves around them!!!
chelskichris79 3 years ago
some one nos ther facts v well lol
goat259lol 2 years ago
course it rhymes u dickhead
ggisthaking 3 years ago
shit song, doesn't even fit or rhyme.
tommy313 3 years ago
CHESLSEA = SHIT FANS
COPIED THAT SONG FROM US (LiVERPOOL)
ScouseCooper94 3 years ago
So Liverpool got Kalou?
Everyone sings the same melodi, everyone copyes from other fans.
bonkersonker 3 years ago
fuck liverpool.. scumbags...
CAREFREE WHEREVER YOU MIGHT BE, WE ARE THE FAMOUSE CFC , AND WE DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO EVER YOU MIGHT BE, COS WE ARE FAMOUS CFC!
FUCK OFF LIVERPOOL FC, WE ALL KNOW IT`S JEALOUSY AND WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT STEVE G, JOHN TERRY GOT THE CAPTAINITY
larssylta 3 years ago
larssylta you ex arsenal/ Man u supporting chelsea rentboy cunt, where were you wen u were shit eh? and u obviously do care about gerrard seen as you have more songs about him than we do. And for the last time, get it in your heads, WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE ENGLAND CAPTAINCY
coz WERE NOT ENGLISH.......
mattyr20 2 years ago
wtf is wrong with you motherfucker? do you have dyslexia btw? you're english is bloody awful. i named one song:P that's it, and you're telling me that i have more songs about that prick than you do? then you're a bunch of bad supporters:P
fuck off if you don't have anything else to say.
larssylta 2 years ago
i dont know why you so proud of the england captain you woolyback norweigan and anyway wat would you know about english. you do have more songs about gerrard than us, just that you probably dont know them coz u have never been to the bridge. Face it your just bitter that he didnt sign for you
mattyr20 2 years ago
i'm glad that diving piece og shit didn't sign for us.. been at the bridge ten times or so.. so shut up
larssylta 2 years ago
i have been to the bride more times than you, and how the fuck can you talk about divers, you have drogba for fucks sake.
mattyr20 2 years ago
drogba ain't captain fuckface.. gerrard is, he should be a leader and someone for the other players to model themselves on.
larssylta 2 years ago
errr we sang long before utd and murderers!!
chelskichris79 3 years ago
Brilliant song lads what a classic moment that was when he crossed it right on riise's head xD
james06000 3 years ago
hahah boss song for a boss player MY ASS kalou hahahahaha hes fukin shit he will be goin soon hes fukin terrible so keep copyin liverpool songs cos use r embarrasin an the belleti one aswell copyin mashcerano haha shit player
pezzer08 3 years ago
You copied the song from Man Utd....Many clubs up and down the country sing to the tune of the Belletti song dont try to act like you made it up.
wehatescouse 3 years ago
LMFAO kalou and belletti are 10x players than the self Liverpool proclaimed " world class Jermaine Pennant" LMFAO you have a goalscorer who got 30 odd goals in his first season , and you still finished second best to the rest lmfao and you will this season aswell :) , get used to being second best , you may have 18 league titles , but it's going to be another 18 years before you win it
Boydy988 3 years ago
Never had a player deserved such a great song less that Kalou.
Doesn't stop me singing it though
SonOfAbramovich 3 years ago
so true
jamescfc12345 3 years ago
Lmao agreed.
Quality chant though.
jake300000 3 years ago
Wicked song :D Reminds me of someone I know whose a liverpool fan & I can't wait to show it to him :D xx
xLozrenniex 3 years ago
Too right mate..quality
pjmcnama 3 years ago
go Salomon Kalou!
NeztLe06CZT 3 years ago
wats the tune called cnt think of it?so i can have it as a ringtone
harrisment7 3 years ago
I think it's the same tune as ' the animals went in two by two,'
The animals went in two by two, hurrah huurah!
The animals went in two by two, hurrah! hurrah!
The animals went in two by two, the elephant and the kangaroo
And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.
SdmAngeL 3 years ago
the so bar
haha
Block31WHL 3 years ago
how can liverpool go on at us for taking their songs? the kalou song was ours before u started singing bout torres and u your main song ull never walk alone u stole from celtic so how the fuck u can say we steel ur songs is beyond me
shane1905 3 years ago
im a chelsea fan for life and may i just say this,to LFCboy how the hell can you say we are shite at least we dont draw with teams like stoke.CFCwehatetottenham we are both blues so we agree on everything, and when it comes to supporting team properley, we are the best, right?Mattyboy1987,its not a shite chant, got any better ones from brighton?didnt think so.got any trophies recently for brighton?didnt think so.although your strip is ok, and you beating City was decent.kalou is a legend.
Edblue15 3 years ago
the liverpool cunt is just pissed of because we took one of there song remixed it and made it better
sobarboy93 3 years ago
yes of course.....
LfCboy2Dave 3 years ago
Im in that, right in front of the guy recording lol
Thumbdude 3 years ago
no u dont! everone up to the macs say ur shite! get a life and learn how to properly support ur team!
LfCboy2Dave 3 years ago
sorry to disappoint you mate but hu wud want to copy ur songs if u've got shite fans? and plus u neva sing tht song at games! WE FUCKING CONQUERED STAMFORD BRIDGE AND WE SANG THE TORRES SONG AND YOU DIDN'T SING UR POXY LITTLE KALOU SONG! get lost
LfCboy2Dave 3 years ago
Shite fans? Sorry mate but we outsing you everytime we go to Anfield. Our home support is tench but our away support is second to none
CFCwehatetottenham 3 years ago
wot a shite song man1 at least come up wiv a song about ur ability to not win a champions song
LfCboy2Dave 3 years ago
Sorry mate but we started singing this song at Watford away a few years back after he scored the winner for us in the last minute - 4 months before you got Torres
CFCwehatetottenham 3 years ago
How can you have done that then when the song is about how he assisted Riise's goal in the Champions League last year, when Watford were in the Prem two years ago?!
MattyBoy1987 3 years ago
Original lyrics:
He comes from the Ivory coast, Kalou, Kalou
He don't do coke like Adrian Mutu, Mutu
He can't finish we dont care
Watford away we were there and thats why we love Salomon Kalou
CFCwehatetottenham 3 years ago
Thats a pretty awful chant.
MattyBoy1987 3 years ago
Is that all you can come back? Better then your shitty 'der der der der der deeeeer' chants.
You didn't have nothing else to say because you know I just proved you wrong so stop waving your cock around and jog on.
CFCwehatetottenham 3 years ago
Lol at that.
I'm a Brighton fan, so the der der der thing means nothing to me.
And if I'm honest, to me it just looks like you're some glory hunter who went to one game and is trying to make it sound like it was the best experience ever.
Twat.
MattyBoy1987 3 years ago
One game? I've been to fucking loads mate. I was there when we was 'shit'. How can you make a judgement like that when you don't even know me?
And if your Brighton then why are you on this video?
The 'der der der' songs do apply to Brighton, all shit lower league songs
CFCwehatetottenham 3 years ago
How can I make a judgement like that? Because you just made up a song with the lyric 'Watford away, we were there' which would surely only limit the amount of fans that could sing it?!?!
And I was on this video because I like the REAL version.
Oh, and you're talking out your arse when you say 'shit lower league songs'. The lower leagues are the real football fans, not plastic little bastards like you. Just shows you up for the glory hunter you are. Pillock.
MattyBoy1987 3 years ago
The song didn't kick off in the ground because like you said it limits the people so it was only really sung in the pubs.
And you're talking out your arse pal about 'real football fans'. Any team that you go to, it might be Chelsea or Yeovil will always have that hardcore, loyal following. Every true football fan knows teams like Chelsea, United and Arsenal have a loyal following.
I've been going since I was 5. I have probably seen Chelsea lose more then win
CFCwehatetottenham 3 years ago
He comes from the ivory coast kalou kalou
He don't do charlie like mutu mutu
he can't finish we dont care
watford away we were there and thats why we love salomon kalou
2k8trueblue2k8 3 years ago
all you scousers are dumb fucks!
firstly, we aint cockney, because we aint from east london!
secondly, no songs are stolen as most teams in PL have the same songs!
Finally, none of you scousers can spell!
integralmandem 3 years ago
yeah boiiiiiii chelsea is the best foooo!!
otokole 3 years ago
haha, fukn jokes, dats fukn shite boys, c yas sund rent boys
johnjustice96 3 years ago
Today it's 12 against 10...riise is playing for chelsea!!
nericfc 3 years ago
Welcome to Stamford Bridge John Arne Riise=)
Davv15 3 years ago
HAHAHA It doesn't rhyme you spastics
JGooner92 3 years ago
chelsea are scumbags. all they do is steal liverpools songs
Steviegnando08 3 years ago
use r pothetic use cockney twats copyin the torres song an use copy the mascherano 1 aswell for belleti hahah an kalou an belleti r shit
pezzer08 3 years ago
haha probly because theyve scored and we beat ur team :)
see the good thing is , you give Kalou more popularity by coming on this video , so you moaning and pissing like a bitch gets the views up
true fact from a Chelsea blue :)
Boydy988 3 years ago
ha ha jog on did you see belletti's goal.
gregduke 3 years ago
Thats why we love Salomon Kalou.
capslock86 3 years ago
we are going to win the champions legue and the premire legue come on the blues we hate fugson
superwilldonaghue 3 years ago
He's one of the oldest managers in football..
He loves chewing Gum,Gum...
His glasses are bent the same as Vidic..
AND THATS WHY WE HATE ALEX FERGUSON... He's not going to win anything this year..
But Big Phil Scolari will, Will....
With Scolari and his tachnical tactics we can win anything....AND THATS WHY WE LOVE BIG PHIL.........
OwenEoghan007CFC 3 years ago
He comes from the Ivory Coast, Kalou,Kalou...
He's to good to play for Man U, Man U....
He scored a header crossed in by Mikel, Mikel.
There to good for Man U,Man U...
AND THATS WHY WE LOVE SALOMAN KALOU....
OwenEoghan007CFC 3 years ago
Scouse idiots.
The Kalou song was made after Watford Away which was before Torres even played for Liverpool.
It wasn't huge, mainly cos Kalou's shit. But then once your lot were singing the Torres one, and then Kalou crossed the ball for Riise (Against YOU) the song took off with different 'tongue-in-cheek' lyrics, taking the piss, get over it.
Pathetic, you stole 'YNWA' for fuck sake.
FelthamChelsea 3 years ago
Sure it did.
monsterlfc 3 years ago
thepandamancan 3 years ago
Orban999 3 years ago
He comes from the ivory coast kalou kalou
He don't do charlie like mutu mutu
in front of the shead of his head he put the ball in uniteds net
and thats why we love salomon kalou
lalalalalalala
and thats why we love salamon kalou.
Orban999 3 years ago
we have our own version of the torres song aswell dont worry.
His hairband proved he was a gay, torres,torres
He sucked of stevie G today,torres,torres
He takes it up the fucking rear the dirty little spannish queer FERNANDO TORRES HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!
chelseamepham 3 years ago
quality!!
ziggerzaggeroioioi 3 years ago
Rob our song then sing about us, obsessed much? Thick cockney prick.
monsterlfc 3 years ago
Chelsea didnt steal it , we have sung songs to that tune years ago. Run along little boy.
WestCountryChelsea 3 years ago
his neck scars proved he lost his head
tevez tevez
you'll never shagg a sexy bird tevez tevez
you ugly twat you argie cunt they sewed your head on back to front.
carlos tevez went and lost his head
badbusta4lyf 3 years ago
come on chelsea supporters. are you all so un-immaginative that you have to go around stealing other clubs songs? the original (torres torres) is way better that any other version so in my opinion, you lot need to sort it out and make your own songs. chelsea are a great team with poor fans. liverpool till i die! YNWA
lejman91 3 years ago
He came to us when Henry went,
Eddy Eddy,
He scored more goals than Darren Bent,
Eddy Eddy,
He broke his leg but he'll be back,
and Darren Bent will still be cack,
Eduardo Silva, Arsenal's number nine!
goonermorp 3 years ago
In 06-07 we sung this song with slightly different lyrics. Instead of the Riise bit we had:
"He can't finish, but we don't care,
'Cos Watford away we were there,
thats why we love etc etc"
Not to thick Liverpool fans - Kalou scored in the 93rd minute against Watford on the 31st March 2007, about 4 months before Torres signed for Liverpool.
It never really caught on because it was Kalou....
caneage 3 years ago
his armband proved he was a red torres torres
youll never walk alone he said torres torres
we bought the lad from sunny spain
he gets the ball,he scores again
fernando torres liverpools number 9
BOUNCE
na nar na nar na nar na nar nar
haha best song going you cockney wankers
torres legend best striker going wipe the floor with drogba the diving cheating cunt
chrissyselby 3 years ago
swivel bitch
we8Tottenham 3 years ago
yer yas r all divvys ya cockney wankers tht torres song that ya tried to make up then was actually what some man scum fan tried to make up bout torres but chnged some words to tevez n tht but liverpool have had tht song for years we u sed to have 30 years ago at least,so why dont use cockney cunts make ya own songs up with ya fukin stupid slang,nd gazza451 ya first comment is right what the fuck has kalou done to deserve a song like tht apart from 1 thing,he cudnt hit a barn door with a bazooker
chrissyselby 3 years ago
fantastic liverpool r rubbish
chealseachick1 3 years ago
He wanted to join for the super blues TORRES TORRES
But we turned him down and signed drogba TORRES TORRES
Now he plays for the scummy scouse
And when he's out they'll rob his house
Fer-nan-do Torres Liverpool's full of crime
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA.
gazza451 3 years ago
i am a chelsea fan but that boy does not deserv any part of that song he has done 1 gd thing and that is it the boys is shit
gazza451 3 years ago
greatest supporter song everrrr
DgKoOpA 3 years ago
lol ive neva heard it at a match but its quality
bunboosh 3 years ago
hahaha LOL! that was really funny! cheers blues
MzeeDala 3 years ago
how are we knicking your song?
Its got the same tune with completely different lyrics.
Your two most popular songs were both knicked so fuck off you jealous, dirty, moaning scousers.
tomog45 3 years ago
haha you stole you'll never walk alone off Celtic you thick murdering cunts.
higcfc 3 years ago
Actually it's a 100+ year old Song from the United States thanks. "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
keepsake327 3 years ago
interesting`
UltrasBlade 3 years ago
why are scousers so bitter about everything?
rickyp43 3 years ago
And we are thieves? Plus its shite. Were coming up with more songs this season, some more for you 2 steal.
monsterlfc 3 years ago
everyone pinches the tunes of each others football songs, some of your recent songs oh Campione = OH Paokara a PAOK song, and The Fields of Anfield Road = An Irish Republican Song, which you should be ashamed to sing.
wehatetottenham 3 years ago
Whos the one who sings racist songs about adebayor? Hypocrite.
monsterlfc 3 years ago
Firstly you dont know what songs I sing about adebayor, secondly, there is nothing hypocritical about not liking the ira and singing said songs about Adebayor, the two issues are not linked in the slightest.
wehatetottenham 3 years ago
Retarded southeners in nicking our songs shocker
JNReed1990 3 years ago
He crossed the ball from the left it landed right on Riise's head!
villechelsea 3 years ago
Hahahahaha you soft cockney cunts. Did you's think of that all by yourself??
WalkinDownLimeStreet 3 years ago
Soft cockneys? have a laugh.
destroysony 3 years ago
Laughing at you lad. Terrible effort.
WalkinDownLimeStreet 3 years ago
Viva John Terry,
Viva John Terry,
Though he won the cup,
But he f***ed it up,
Viva John Terry
Chelsea 2007/08
Carling Cup Runners up
Premiership Runners-up
Uefa Champions League Runners-up
"Chin up"
davemuttley 3 years ago
Kalouuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NiboRRobiN86 3 years ago
thats why we love saloman kalou
chelsea25legend 3 years ago
1st time ive heard this, got to get it going. scousers wont like it though
rickyp43 3 years ago
thats the whole point mate lol
up the chels!!
bluedan8 3 years ago
lol dont worry we got loads new ones that you can steal again
and you call us robbing b*****ds
wrighty2001 3 years ago
Thats why we love kalou
thething009 3 years ago