ROAD RAGE

[dubtechnic]

wheres the bmw?

[DUHFUNKIEPURPLEHIPPO]

great vid! just subbed!

[happy2begina]

I ran across your videos by accident. If you run for president, I'll not only vote for you, but campaign for you as well!!!

[d16king]

I have so many people jump out running off at the mouth from road rage rage telling me to pull over,and as soon as I pull over they always run off,but when my wifes driving it's a differant story.Most guys that run there mouth would'nt fight to save there life,but if they know your not going to do anything or your a women,they turn into mike tyson.

[ospray911]

people got bot sides of my car with their doors. It going to cost me upwards of $100 to get it fixed properly. People SHOULD be more careful swinging their doors around.

[DJpopel]

I am DEFINITELY gonna use that line

My tactic up till now has been this:

Somebody gets in my face cussing and foaming and all. I wait for a break and then I say: "Dude, do you really wanna fight with cops standing right over there?" and nod to something behind him. Soon as he turns his head I pull my expandable Baton And I hit him as hard as I fuckin can! Its worked 4 times already although its such a cheap trick! I wouldnt suggest it in the U.S. tho... you know, despotic justice system an all

[d16king]

@DJpopel Next time how bout fighting like a man,or atleast walk off.

[gympvox]

@DJpopel

hahahahah i love it. i even have a expandable baton

[Physcojoe]

You are a bigger person than me, I don't know if I could deal calmly with someone being that irrational.

[KingHeathen]

What I like to do when someone acts like that (when available) is to direct their attention to their reflection in a mirror or something else handy. I ask them to look at their face and ask if that is the face that they wish people to see of themselves. There is just something about witnessing yourself as a raving lunatic that makes you want to calm down.

[NiteAngel]

that red shit on your wall sucks

[hsj469]

Y'know what, Man? This is one of your best vids ever! Don't hesitate to keep mixing it up on us!

[myname89yearsago]

great story! im stealing that line you stole from you friend!

[WoodstockRogue666]

Good moral. I should learn from this and learn to react calmly.

[anmoose]

Great story, and a lesson you and your son just might chuckle about 30 years from now. Meanwhile, the twat who owns the Audi that got a smudge in its paint will still be screaming and cursing, to his grandkids, about that asshole who totalled his car. LOL

[NubianTribesman]

your son said "you would have won that fight", and when he gets older he'll see that you did win that fight.

Well done.

[Datelesswonders]

Good moral. I'll remember it.

[Tressco]

Your son's got a cool dad!

[mrbillrob]

That dude was a dick, hahahaha, I'm glad he ran from you.

[lygophile]

"how far are you prepared to take this" basically means "i am prepared to take this all the way", which is where he gets a death threat from.

[ioctoberdrums]

dude, you are lookin more and more like wolverine every video!

[LoyalRaiderFan]

I'm laughing, because I had a very similar experience with a...gentleman. As I backed out of a parking space, I failed to see him. Completely my fault. He tried to bully me to give him $2000 right on the spot (not gonna happen) and after we exchanged insurance information, he was rude to the police officer who showed up to the point where he almost got cuffed...and when my insurance guy called me that night, he laughed about what a jackass the guy was after talking to him. Keeping cool is best.

[PClaytonHuggins]

Love the "moral of the story" You're a good man sir.

[Jennytheshipper]

I had a really similar confrontation with a guy driving a late model European car about ten years ago. He physically threatened me, until my boyfriend who was in another car showed up and he apologized. My boyfriend wasn't particularly huge or intimidating, but he wasn't a short female like me. Funny how suddenly the possibility of getting their asses kicked makes douchebags like that change their minds. Your son was right, you probably would have kicked that guy's ass.

[DojoNDude]

Obviously children are more important than cars. Nobody should unload on an adult in front of his children PERIOD. They are, in fact, abusing your child.

[Bocbo]

My wind chimes sound just like yours, it was wierding me out to hear them and see the trees outside perfectly still, no more windy day video's man.

[DirkMcgee]

William Robert Grooves gives us a moment when it's good to keep it cool.

[jschrein]

good work man!

[MajesticChicken]

Much cooler head than mine.....

[jimwednesday]

that is the greatest sentence i have ever heard and cant wait to use it!!!

[akrulla]

I shall be using that in the future. Thanks.

[luminoustarisma]

Best video in ages, I dunno... but I am happy there are people out there who like you, uses their heads rather than muscles to sort out their battles. I wish sometimes people would be less wiolent, then again, utopia is a dream-come-true.

[Mduenisch]

Speaking of foreign policy, how's the docu-mock-u-mentary coming along?

[Tapecutter59]

Good job Davis, you taught two children a valuable lesson.

[alaskafido]

Good story. Too bad the armchair macho men need to thump their chests about what THEY would have done. Here's a clue for the macho men out there: nine times out of ten, getting all agro and macho will bull doze the other guy. The tenth time, you'll run into someone crazier than you. Guess what happens then?

[dimmuborgir150195]

big up on the davis

[moscowmasha]

This video is so zoomy!

An excellent story. Even if he had kicked your ass, your behavior throughout all of this would have still made you the winner. I would like to think that I would have behaved the same way - although, whether it is right or wrong, the stakes might have been a little bit different due to my being female.

The idea of always coming out on top is overrated in the U.S. (by the government as well as by many of the people). And not just in the U.S., of course.

[legion0101]

i doubt you would have got this guy to fight or, at least, throw the first punch. then you lose your cool and give him a love tap. he runs off to the police showing them what the horrible you did. moral of the story: dont lose your cool..dont be baited. and counter strike hard if applicable. :)

[Pleblian]

Ya, it's the damn chops davis, I'm tellin ya

[Manuellaborer]

I would do the same as davis did except the 'how far r u willing to take this' bit, it's just giving too much away. some people might easily take that as a challenge to fight and in my opinion the element of surprise is lost. Moral: sometimes one needs to get down and dirty or else these pigs will never learn.

[FixedNewsChannel]

Cool story bro. Thanks for sharing.

[Linksman102]

One well placed punch to the guys gut leves him a puking mass on the pavement and as he gasps for air I would have slowly pulled away right after I finished pissing on the front seat of his car. No drama, no drawn out rage filled BS to listen to and I prolly saved 20 more people the asshole would cross paths with the same, life is too short to listen to even a second of that crap, if that wouldn't work just taze the fuck...

[kathyofrin]

wolverine? 

[franklindavid]

Silence is Golden!

Just keep silent and the person in rage will soon calm down.

[ndyt]

That phrase is very confrontational. I don't blame the guy for thinking you threatened him. A better line would be, "How would you like to handle/conclude this?"

[TheSH1N1GAM1]

That is a great story. I didn't know you had a son. I am sure he is a great kid with you as a father.

[SleepingGiantsSister]

You did win the fight!  The right way!

[tenagliac]

I've encountered police like that too. Remembering the ancient proverb:

"A soft answer turns away wrath"

It works, most of the time.

[Redcaster916]

smart man

[stref320]

honestly though.....dont you think it woulda felt great to drop that mother fucker where he stood.....i mean good for avoidin a potentially dangerous situation with your kid but you gotta admit that that asshole walkin around with a black eye for a few days at your hand woulda felt good haha

[tstatech]

Your actions and point of view are admirable though you should respect an others property. Just make a conscious effort to not touch anyones else's car with your body, clothing or car door.

Hopefully your son learned several lessons from that exchange.

1. how to defuse a situation such as that. He will be facing similar situations very soon. How many fights were you in during school? Since School?

2. Respect others and their property.

3. You can be strong without loosing it. 

[rlwalker2]

The moral of the story totally cracked me up.

[motorolarules]

When the bank realized a car could be worth the value of what a house should cost people get a little carried away putting value on the thing rather then the man or woman... I buy junk personally for this very reason.

[dwbear7]

I just want to point out how easily our biology can seize control of our higher functions and encourage ourselves to to act like neanderthals (apologies for making generalizations about neanderthals) but there is always a choice and this illustrates that no matter how loud or strong the urge to freak out is we can always will ourselves to be reasonable, even in the face of a threat.

[RenegadeTimes]

One shot to the head and he's quiet ~

Just kidding..of course ~

[motorolarules]

@RenegadeTimes No, but really!

[RenegadeTimes]

@motorolarules I have always tried the calm approach first.

Will even persist for a while in that direction.

If all else fails ....pow !

Game over ...~ ~

[motorolarules]

@RenegadeTimes I appreciate your attitude. We could be neighbors

[RenegadeTimes]

@motorolarules I don't like violence. Not really but when nothing works what else can a girl do ? In my youth my BF at the time had an XGF who harrassed me by phone, cut my tires, sugar in my oil tank. I tried desperately to talk with her. The assaults continued. One afternoon I located her. Began to try and talk to her. Was impossible. I punched her up way silly...all harrasments ended.

Never another problem..ever. Unfortunate as it is sometimes -just every once and a while ya gotta punch em

[dasgh0stryt3r]

@RenegadeTimes Unfortunately, some people need to have their ass whooped one *good* time in order to see things in the proper perspective.

[RenegadeTimes]

@dasgh0stryt3r I suppose but it really is most unfortunate.As an adult I steer clear of "problem minds" when possible. ; )

[ChiefDen4]

Never underestimate someone's old man strength.

[OhioDemocrat]

He could have shot your ass too. Sometimes it better to just apologize and go.

[BusinessIDBAI]

@OhioDemocrat

LoL, and other times its better to not have your son think its acceptable for someone to walk all over them.

[scatteredprojects]

@OhioDemocrat Don't live your life based on the fear that everyone has a gun and is ready to kill you.

[RenegadeTimes]

@scatteredprojects I'll tell you one thing though. If everyone "knew" that anyone might be carrying we might see people acting a little more respectfull.

Not a fear thing. An equal playing field thing.

Not sure if it's still law but back in the 70's in AZ anyone could carry and crime was super low. Criminals knew that anyone "might" be carrying so they were a little intimidated to jump what looked like a helpless old man in fear he might be carrying and would NOT be an easy mark ~

[smoke126857]

that dude definantly blew a gasket.

[torqueman6]

Well your just not a very good consumer robot if you are not willing to fight to the death for your stuff. And there is no more in your face look at me and my position in society stuff than the cars you drive. What a sick society we live in.

[IcarusAllsorts]

This comment has nothing to do with your story, any matters of politics nor is it intended as an insult; I just want it to be known that your mutton chops scare me.

[glennpw]

All I wanted was a Pepsi, Just one Pepsi

[narezul]

no harm no foul...what a cock, good story. ultimate line.

[CodyAllenmusic]

Awesome dude, love this. Good advice.

[j03y2fly]

Was he black?

[allenrw3]

"just exactly how far are you prepared to take this?" is probably the best advice i've ever heard on dealing with issues like this. thank you for posting this.

[C0ct0pusPrime]

i'd of given that fucker a black eye and a couple of broken teeth to go with his scratched car.

[feetham]

I am sure your son learned more from your actions today than you could imagine, thanks for sharing this story.

[EMPIREofPUPPETS]

All bark and no bite.

[ukp42]

great story & lesson for your children :D love from scotland 5*

[Poisonfrogg]

i like that moral (=

[seanotube85]

Hah. Good moral.

[ELTURBOMAN]

You should of "Stayed In' lol

[kailia666]

That's a phrase I look forward to using in the future. Great vid!

[No1Chapski]

I'm a big guy & a former high school nerd. I'm not really a fighter, but thanks to my size those incidents hardly ever occur for me. Even when they do all I have to do is stand over the person & glare & it ends it. My size disguises the fact that I'm a pussy cat! :D

[CliveSinclairZX]

gj davis 

[JRRT2007]

just exactly how far are you prepared to take this?

[Nimble5K]

Their is a difference between a disgruntled, materialistic pussy american and a country with nukes and an endless desire for power.

[onyx081]

All need you is a set of Adamantium claws to complete this new look

[sJeGaJn]

your sideburns aren't even -.-

[amoracreations]

I liked that you showed your Son how to be a real man. I am also a father and I feel it is important that we teach our children how to interact with others in a way that we take charge of the situation and not our emotions. Great Job!!! I also agree with your son I think you could of taken him.

[sssackaj]

liked your analogy

[judylls22]

Davis, you forgot what is even more important than not getting dirty, while wrestling with a pig: you would not have enjoyed getting dirty, but the pig would have. Good for you, in not stooping to the level of a pig. What an excellent example you were to your son that day!

[adriank1223]

Audi? he was probably coked out.

[julianhpike]

Bravo sir.

[akarene]

i have a neighbor who is like that, its fun to see him get into a tizzy

[LordSnow69]

Should've called the cops for him, and sat back laughing as they hauled him off.

[indyfab916]

Watch out for tweekers

[StarrJaded]

Bravo, Bravo Davis =)

Well done, and such a great lesson for your son. . . and that crazy lunatic.

I've found that when an aggressive person is in your face and you react with total calmness, you seem more intimidating.

I'll remember that line, it's a good one ;)

[Invaishir]

;O, i never knew you had a son

[kausidya]

It would've been awesome had he hit you. Your adamantium laced bones would've broken his hand.

[NragedXX]

Im APPALLED!! I am shocked that the "Hugh Jack man" chops didn't let him know you meant business!!!!!!! LOL actually im very impressed with the way you handled that, and the life lesson you have provided your son with, was worth having to swallow some inner anger!! Bravo bro, BRAVO!!!!

~Rage

[campbelltron]

"I could have hit him preemptively, you know, like our foreign policy." That deserves five bucks.

[geturphil69]

@campbelltron I know that is a straight up argument for court. I'm just trying to live my life like my country man!

[bimblinghill]

Sounds like you handled that well. I've not been tested in that regard yet, but I do worry that I would do something stupid.

[TheAgentChaos]

Just at the beginning: "Just how far are you prepared to take this?" is an extremely bad-ass thing to say.

You know a guy is a bad motherfucker (unless you're dumb) when he doesn't even get worked up, just asks a question like that.

[smaakjeks]

Remember that some people are on medication for mood instability. Not everyone is reasonable in the world, even when you act calmly and collected.

[lucerfarul]

"III. ATTACK BY STRATAGEM

2. Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not SUPREME excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War ( 544 BCE - 496 BCE)

My dear Sir, the Legion & I wish to congratulate you & your rising star of wisdom within the ranks. Hasta siempre Commandante!

"Who overcomes By force, hath overcome but half his foe."

- John Milton, Paradise Lost (Book I Line 648)

The mind wages-wins war.

[imjustagirl776]

Wow. Nice to know asshole like that are in EVERY town. That's an everyday occurrence here in Podunk. We have the worst ragers here. The cops are the worst for road rage. Thanks for sharing your anecdote ;o) The moral of the story was brilliant!

[TheBlaspheemer]

Yea nice story......I was not raging, I WAS NOT RAGING!!!!! Whore.

[arakitai]

Dude, that was one of your best videos ever. Wolverine carries a big stick but speaks softly. Kudos man!

[oldhacks]

anytime your kid is actin like a bratt - "just how far are you prepared to take this"

[TheRationalHatter]

People who invest that much of the self worth in their cars have some serious deficeincies that they are trying to compensate for. Simply existing as they do is pretty much the offense and the punishment rolled into one.

[hamidious]

He's just upset because they want to raise taxes on the rich and he thinks he won't be rich anymore.

[mj20042]

I've honestly never had a confrontation like that, but I kind of want to now, lol. That's sort of the way I am: calm-ish under stress. It's kind of a part of being a procrastinator, I guess, calm until it's down to the wire.

[gruelin1]

It was the facial hair. He thought you were Wolverine. 

[Bear5177]

Good call.

:D

[jathgnos]

You beard sort of makes you look like Wolverine. Kick ass!

[crnogoracz]

good

[DavidFullam]

This dude better be happy that Davis didn't whip out the adamantium claws.

[sdfkjllshadflhadfshl]

Good story.  Thanks 4 sharing

[gasgas270]

He was scared of Wolverine.

[theoperationfreedom]

wow

[tecnoblix]

Nice. You son is very lucky to have you as a father. 

[mrx0066600]

sheesh that dude was one pathetic loser...

[MocoPoloX]

just AWESOME!

[Laturales]

Cool story bro. Much better than your roid rage video.

[aaronsande]

I love my road rage...don't make me feel guilty about it!

[Geoshi]

I like story time with Davis Fleetwood!

[Riley41Room1]

And with that moral, you didn't have to wash up for dinner. Ahhh, time management!

[EvanLovesWhiskey]

WE GON RAASSSTLLEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEE.

Rage D;

[Xerxes4242]

I love it when you get a boner for making videos and make like, 10 in a day. Awesome.

[3rkid2]

MUTTONCHOPS! KEEP THEM FOREVER.

[Ryguy1450]

2nd

[ciarandoughty]

I get to be the douche who says first.. but instead...

MUTTENCHOPS! KILL THEM WITH FIRE.