TWILIGHT FAILS!!1 (Parody)

[Th3Em0cHiCk]

gay

[starbrinaah]

Bahaha xD This video totally made my day!

[kupigana]

I'm sorry, but I crack up laughing every time at this line. This should be an internet meme just for all the Twitard fans out there.

1:45

"I can't have sex with you b*tch, I'll kill you!"

[Austiu7395]

fucking say it bella lol

[AutoTerminator]

Alucard is a REAL vapmire.

[RebelsRants]

Laci your a strong woman sweetie keep up the good work. Don't let perverts get you down.

[MaybeFactor]

I want you so bad that my peen will probably break you in half.

I lol'd...at work.

[TheVioletfox01]

Has anyone ever told you that you kinda look like sarah michelle gellar? From Buffy the vampire slayer?

Awesome sum-up of twilight! X-D

[LilySevShipper]

@TheVioletfox01 She does! Kind of acts like Buffy too - strong, feminine. I like it.

[TheLegitPros]

This was really good(:

[Ziffelzoovop]

That's....a really good summary of the movies. XD

[raichutoyou]

Oh my dear lord I lost it when you got to the 3rd movie.

[agquarx]

To be true: I don't even have sound enabled. I just watch your titties! ;-) Just joking! See? A vampire smiley -> :-]

[xxShayEMxx]

"a v-v-v..JUST FUCKING SAY IT BELLA!!! ah vampire." ahahahahhahahahahaha XD lmaooo!

[DerrickUltima]

Laci is annoying, painfully sexy. And she's pretty damn awesome too.

[Dawnphyre]

you're a... you're a... you're a DOUCH BAG!!

[xxawsumrainbowxx]

Decroted piece of crap....hahaha.

[fluffffyheart]

i like twilight, but this is just soooo funny! hahahahaha

cant have sex with u bitch ill kill u! LMAO

[BitterCanuck]

The general population is made up of mindless consumers... That's why shit like Twilight always becomes popular.

[gabenelsonj]

U wanna fuck me as bad as i wanna fuck you??? 360 261 2913

[thekindred999]

you'RE a shiny piece of shit!!!!!!! agreed?????

[sirUpsidedown]

i thought vampiers sucked blood not cock -_-

[JakesterJung]

i like twilight and i LOLed so hard watching this!! hahaha

[Seana01]

Ummm.....okay, I'm no "Twi-hard", but I do like the Twilight movies. 'Nough said.

[dfdrummer274]

twilight is just a stupid as harry potter..

[JonathanMorganFilms]

Yep, pretty much. Twilight sucks.

[rbuchanan2004]

"It doesn't matter. I still want to have sex with you!"

"I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOU BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!"

OMG HILARIOUS!

[zfarrell10]

Ok so I am OBSESSED with Twilight and I like watching theese videos, but this REALLY offended me. Twilight is my water and I am a fish. I have been watching your videos for a while and I thought they were really helpful. Adn I kinda liked you. UNTIL I SAW THIS!

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

@zfarrell10 then you need a good dicking. did i offend you?

[sarouelala]

"can you do me know already???" yeah, i felt so too, when i read the first book (it bored me a bit, so no more of that for now)..it annoyed me that the relationship between the main characters was about boredom and a bit of hornyness (in the girl's case) and obsession over the life (as growing up and die part) it couldn't be anymore (the vampire cried about being a monster and wanting to die, the girl was a live, so...)..i don't know, just don't take it to seriously please, it's fiction. :)))

[vinylj2]

shut up and show ur tits wtf stop blabbing!! ur have tons of views cuz of ur Tits not ur opinions geez!

[SylviaSummers77]

Damn, I never realized just how horny Bella really was!

[animekristy1]

I used to like Twilight.. when I was in 6th grade... when the book FIRST came out..

...I liked it for a week and got over it quickly.

THANK. GOD.

Twilight is going to be the cause of the Zombie apocalypse. O_O

[hippierdude]

one thing vampires dont have a pulse ...so pretty hard to have sex limp

[MrKillthebunnies]

lmao... I cant have sex with you bitch i'll kill you, lmao.

[Lufenian]

LOL this is epic

[TheMikey2255]

only watch this vid cause i was staring at her boobs o-o. . yes i said :P

[BarryAir]

hahahaha! You gunna be a staw! this is better than most stuff I see on TV...

[LLOYD19851012]

I hated Twilight within the first 5 min.

[SmartGuy4today]

I hated it prior to even knowing it existed. It sexual subjects men and I hate that.

What about the hump hungry nerd? You got the vampire, the werewolf, the zombie (not in that movie), but no hump hungry nerd? Do women just hate the hump hungry nerd, when most guys are the hump hungry nerd?

[101shoulderman]

get over ur self critic

[Nixom1334]

The thing that I hated twilight for was not so much the shitty drama because I was kind of expecting that, but that the freeking vampires were twinkle fairies. I never read the book so when he was about to go in the light i thought "this shit is gonna get good he'll probably look all vampiric and gross" but no, he was just glittery. as a monster fan this movie was insulting.

[WindowLickerBlaine]

that wasn't half bad

[djay00009]

how many channels you got huh ? o.O

[slurpymiester]

yep, even after all this time i still laugh my ass off at this

[PubertyandStuff77]

Honestly, the book was pretty good-ish, but the f**king movies are terrible, they barely follow the story line, leave so much stuff out and the people chosen as the actors are also horrible*sigh*

[eTAKO1]

show boobs or gtfo! just kidding ur cute ;)

[MacabreManifesto]

If I can still relate to a high schooler when I am 300, fucking kill me.

[11abbey09]

you are so stupid

[LILFIL180]

Tits or GTFO

[Randomdot1]

Bring back real vampires! Dracula vs Edward Cullen, we'll see if he can die 3:)

[melche1231]

but Edward but Edward Please you can Fuck me wtf Lmao

[FlutterbaiDestiny]

"FUCKING SAY IT BELLA!" im dying of laughter :D

[kenichi721]

I wasn't aware the "people" "liked" the stories... I thought it was only for little girls and boys who lack an understanding of what literature really is!!!! and that is why they glitter in the sun as opposed to burn alive. she went against anything and everything vampire. Not cool who gave her permission to reinvent the vampire wheel!!!!

[CreationsEpic]

Bella:you're a v-v-v-va-va-va Edward: FUCKING SAY IT BELLA!

Me: HELL YES!

[PeterK1984]

A woman who hates twilight...I think I'm in love

[hiiiifriend]

why u so hostile!!!!!! girl control urself! get away from the computer! get a fricking life! oh my.... god!

[jungsbodyguard]

@hiiiifriend haha twi-hards are so funny.

[jungsbodyguard]

This is amazing. But I think that you made the characters much less vapid than Meyers does. You need to work on that. ;)

[isingfashion]

@xStarsAvenue Im a Twilight fan and in liked it

[BlackAssassinBlade]

why does edward keep complaining about his "life" it's epic, I'd switch "lives" with him any day. he's rich, has a load of cool stuff, has epic speed, epic strength, girls are all over him, he's immortal, he's practically invincible, he has the OPTION to die whenever he wants what's the big problem?

[MobyPwnzx3]

LMFAO!!! U SHOULD GO TO GOOGLE AND SEARCH IT UP!!!

[jorgengeerts]

ily

[sohaibahmed92]

haha you're awesome i couldn't agree with u more

[natty596]

bella does not have even close to that much emotion in her face but otherwise awesome

[SoCalxHeartbreaker]

tits or get back in the kitchen, beesh!

[fronskii]

I LIKED YOUT TEETH!!!!

[prototeck90000]

BUKKAKE!!!!

[Bobshroomish]

wow long time watcher subscriber for a while too... lookin through couple of my old favorites... and i think i just fell in love with you again.. i love this video Twilight is complete shit...... Vampires dont sparkle... and thats all i have to say

[TheCuriousCat22]

LMAOOOO "Fucking say it, Bella!"

[David1531992]

Edward, I googled what you are; You're a, you're a -Say it!  Say it Bella! -you're a...transvestite

[chTbest]

during the video, I was watching only her beautiful tits :D

[Swiffers]

I don't know about the movies.. But the books ARE very well written, IMO. I'm not the biggest Twilight fan, but I give credit where it's due.

I've been watching your videos, and what I've gathered is: You're basically just a non-conformist.  You love to go against the norm. You want to be a unique individual, even if it means going against or changing how you really are or want to be.

[MrBDJ2207]

@Swiffers I agree... after a while she sounds the same on every subject. Just noise from her face.

[Swiffers]

@MrBDJ2207 lol And I thought for sure when I checked this comment, it'd be some person bashing on me for saying something negative about this girl. She has all the guys seeing fireworks. xD

[SimmyBlu]

i dont like you

[NyxesRealms]

XD Yay, Thanks for summing up the books AND movies.

[hamm0di]

I don't like twilight and I thinks this is sooooo funny XD thanks for making me laugh I needed it!!!

[peacefulyetviolent]

I fuckin love this chick :PP

[Loveelola123]

"i cant have sex with you bitch, i'll kill you" !!

[Airox2009]

Who the fuck is this kid?

[hallythejester1234]

I disagree.

[PYYNews]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! laci i had no idea you had a famous youtube!!!! hey everyone thats my cousin!!!!:)

[swilson3d]

I would make sweet love to your beautiful lips.

[TDrudley]

Oh, how awesome.

[MissLimePanda]

I rather watch this all day than Twilight! Ha i love this video!

[01MoonlightDancer01]

"It's a secret that I will die with...." Wait...Isn't Edward Immortal? o___o'

[NyxesRealms]

@01MoonlightDancer01 Well, no. If you rip them apart and set them on fire they die. --Read the books before they were cool

[FlutterbaiDestiny]

@01MoonlightDancer01 He can still die. The Volturi kill people all the time.

[zfarrell10]

@01MoonlightDancer01 Edward isn't immortal he is just reall hard to kill



[StoryOfAGirl101]

@zfarrell10 All.. vampires.. are.. immortal...

[01MoonlightDancer01]

Lol Yes.

[dscarey1994]

TITS OR GTFO!!!

[iPandamusic]

Best new actress goes to Laci xD

[srower666]

You are v... va.... v...

F.u.c.k.i.n.g. say it Bella!

You are g.a.y!

Thats why i cant have a sex with you b.itch, ill kill you.

[DC1996]

LOL. ''I can't have sex with you bitch ill kill you

[qita0]

That was accurate :D

[HaliDeni]

Haha I love Twilight but I gotta say your fucking hilarious!! I love it! :)

[bigfatdick5000]

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL !!!!

[tabitha448]

I want queen Akasha from Queen of the Damned burn all those sparkle fucking  twilight vampires to hell.

[1st2die]

I hope people realize that she had to read all the books to get that information...

Dumb bitch probably masturbates hardcore to the books

[trashcanmurders]

@1st2die She didn't have to read them. A google search for what happens in the book would let anyone know that information.

[FantasticTeapot]

@fuckmania07 Troll in the dungeon! Trooooll in the dungeon!!!

[oKASHmANo]

@fuckmania07 no.

[ceddan]

I want you to reflect on everything you've done in your life. Do it. Right now. Thank you.

[11M10A17R75INES]

HAHAHA!!!! this is pure gold lol. but beside the horrible acting, dialogue and awful portrayal of vampires and werewolves, the number 1 thing that i hate about twilight. Bella constantly doing that annoying fucking exhale laugh thing and looking away whenever someone talks to her. OMG that drove me fucking crazy. other than that the movie was fine.

[RrProGuitar]

nice boobs

[41056002]

i like the sex part

[41056002]

i think she has a cold or shes just talking through her nose

[SkullcandifiedDj]

I want to see your penis.... Jk jk lol

[scarbo91]

what if i wanted to take ur eyes and look at them every time i want to be not angry ?

[br00k39]

I once saw articles about Robert Pattingson possibly playing the lead role in a new version of Frank Herbert's 'Dune'. Thankfully those speculations turned out to be false. The last thing I want to see is a sparkling Paul Maud' dibb

[39Michaelc]

I think you r the coolest ever!!!!

[louiejuster]

I didn't watch the video but thumbs up for tits

[lilblondehooker]

I admit it...I'm a Twilight fan...but I still have to say everything in this video is absolutely true. lol.. And I laughed my Team Edward ass off. hahahaha!!!!

[dacruzanchic]

omg!! lmao duuude...lmao i luv this vid....although i love Twilight, this was madd funni

[Verification11]

@lacigreen

i have to say your tips on your websites is valid, and it helped me alot.

[Kerethuk]

I want Blade and Buffy to team up and go get that sparkly fairy boy Eddie.

[FallofDarkness55]

@Kerethuk Lestat, and Selene should team up to kill those idiotic fairies. lol.

[FriezaReturns00001]

2,034 people are Twilight FAN GIRLS/Boys...ha gay...

[chiaa00]

sexy <3<3<3<3<3

[chiaa00]

sexy 

[AR15UZI]

good., now i dont have to go see the movie`s

[4ndr3user]

TITS OR GTFO :P Just trolling...

[kampoe7500]

LESS TALK MORE TITS!@

[SabaAurum]

You should totally do a project RANT video.

[cisseshairdresser]

Yes, I came for the boobs.

[LORDGORAF]

That movie made me miss blade so much

[caciocode]

That was really GOOD!!! Seriously.

[honestaberr]

"You can prolly try google or something!"

[darkdestiny0002]

Damn it, you should have said homosexual rather than vampire.

[vlaknall]

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[slennon19]

Eclipse was an OKAY movie.. But the first book fucking sucked

[mollyroxsbball]

i lke twilight but that was really funny

[Liv2El]

2031 people masturbate over twilight everyday.

[marissamate]

xDDDD loved it! over dramatic too x]

[MrPittman83]

Is it bad if i use this as porn?



[KryptoWolf]

The vampire diaries is the best!!!!!!! Haha Damon and Stefan would kick the shit out of fairy boy Edward!! =)

[Hugies145]

This, besides the fact that vampires are dead, therefore no blood pumps through their bodies, therefore, no erections.

[typhloshin4]

@Hugies145 therefore shut your fuckin face ...........NERD!

[blood2429]

Good bobbieeeeeeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!­Give-me your number!Please!!

[mslewp]

@blood2429 She said in one of her videos that it offends her.

[EternityJondoM]

fat face FTW.!

[jordannoyes13]

@wisperchat: She's NOT a bitch, she's fucking sexy!

[andrusbgx]

fat

[pdblouin33]

LaciGreen is totally HOT, but she was cooler when she was an Atheism advocate.

[G0BSRMFE]

I just heard the word cocktease and she is a perfect example for my definition

LET US SEE YOUR BOOBS

[MissChikki777]

Ugh, finally someone who agrees with me that not every teenage girl likes twilight. Personally, I think it's the worst series that's ever been written.

[TheFailure9]

Lmao

[AlexDeese]

BEST VIDEO EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[whisperchat]

this bitch is such a cocktease!

[DaLeadBull]

Its nice to see a young girl who hates Twilight. Those are rare in this world we live in. lol

[jacobpompom]

i just clicked on this cos shes fit ;)

[DanzAzzie]

@jacobpompom same. were shallow aint we?

[EJelliefiy]

Legendd ;D

[pokeyRAWR]

Well you didn't kill me, but you knocked me out BITCH! roflmao

[RhymeTheNoise]

Finally im not alone in thinking that! :D

[Jmerino7]

i have this video on mute and i can still hear her lol.

[blacknois]

Your right, those movies are sticks with dog shit on both ends. No matter which side you grab its still shitty.

[thesomeone3211]

u r 1 pissed lady

[thesomeone3211]

im 19

[thesomeone3211]

how old is she??? cuz i want to ask her out real bad

[ducksfan404]

wow u got it all looks and humor

[theresidentone]

Whats wrong with ur face?



[Neumie7]

roflmfao! omg as a pretty dedicated twilight fan, i found this to be fucking hilarious! especially once the movie parts came up. all the book fans admit, at least amongst ourselves, that the first movie was terrible, the second was good, and the 3rd the best so far. its just a shame people have to watch the first one first to understand the better movies lol

[fyrmedik51]

Aside from all the childish comments ( great tits go vampire on my dick and all that teenage crap) I appreciate your views and I do have to ask one thing. Are your eyes really that color? They are very pretty.

[99KFAM99]

you should go vampire on my dick. (with out the biting part)

and.... youd get more views if you wore less clothes!

"...FUCKKINGG SAY IT BELLA" <33 lol omg this chicks pretty funny