OMFG - Skyrim [Part 20] - Livestream Part 3: Asshole Kids

[Shoden19]

JUST KILL BUTTER FACE!

[Nzgrym]

Mephala, Sanguine are tied for 2nd as my favorite daedric princes. First is obviously Sheogorath. I can never choose who is cooler, Mephala was cooler in Oblivion and Sanguine is cooler in Skyrim...

[TheAmazingTortoise]

@Nzgrym As far as Skyrim goes, I have to put Mephala first, just because she creeps me out so well. After that is Molag Bal, cuz he's a badass. And third is Namira. Cuz I'm a sick bastard apearantly.

As for Oblivion, Sheogorath was by far the best deadra lord, mostly because he was the most developed of the various lords. (Given that he had his own DLC)

[terryrulesok]

famous last words i wont get distracted again next second off picking flowers

[tkisb]

Jesse Cox: Puberty Coach.

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

l like how a rat trys to take on a behemoth RATATA VS MAMOSWINE!

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

jesse tha game is called rampage and the lizard is lizzie its a 1986 arcade game

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

that dragon looked epic when in flew in front of the moon

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

the final days of butterface

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

JESSE DONT GIVE INTO THAT DEMON BITCH THAT BITCH IS CRAZY MAN SHE CRAZY!

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

one kid 2 kid red kid blue kid

[TheAmazingTortoise]

Without fail, I get goosebumps every time Mephala tells her name.

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

@TheAmazingTortoise l am Mephala l tug the bonds of love, hate, betrayal, and agony

[billthebestable]

Get the old team back - Jesse, Allie and Butterface. The most lols came from that group

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

Spent a whole day watching Jesse's Skyrim vids.

Spent the whole night on e621 with /skyrim, mostly /argonian.

Had a lot of fucking fun.

:D

[M4ST3RL1NKX88]

@M4ST3RL1NKX88

And fantasizing about that new Argonian companion that Jesse has gotten himself...

[KindaSuperstar]

You just got a new sub good sir!

[M3vinOfficial]

I wonder how Jesse would react when he gets to Blackreach (In 200 episodes or so). He'd be high as fuck.

[Jainima]

If anyone ever wanted to track Jesse they would just need to follow the path of dead mammoths, missing nirnroot, wingless butterflies and bushes stripped of their flowers :P

[LumpyBumpyAcidFish]

@Jainima l fallowed that trail and l found somthing that l could not unfind

[EmeraldJunkie]

Theyre making a movie out of Rampage

[Pappy55]

LOL when you said its 4:39 in the morning when i was watching it actually was 0439 here at that precice time. You freak me out jesse. its like it was ment to happen lol.

[MaxoGaming]

42:30 Was it Jurassic Park? So hard to tell from your impression...

[wolffang489]

if he wants insane, he should meet sheogorath...

[jonasdrejerjensen]

(sacastic) i wonder what STRANGE ANSWERS WE MIGTH FIND

is a door good enough?

[XxCookiesFTWxX]

32:50 it was rampage

[MrPwnagemeister]

What Jesse wants to say: "Oh yeah, me and Lizzy over here put a cap in that mammoth's ass. We eat those furry elephant bitches for breakfast!"

What Jesse is thinking: Thank god that mammoths glitch out on rocks!

[RenegadeGam3r]

15 dislikes?? i guess they didn't see the fox.

[VladVonCarstin]

Jurassic park the lost world!!!!

[Fr1tzy687]

Holy crap! Jesse made a Rampage reference! I loved that game!

[memorizationobsolete]

I love jesse's renditions of the stock quotes in Whiterun

[icebat10]

anyone think the treasure is the chest jesse found when fighting those mud crabs.

[morethanlunch]

thumbs up if you miss rampage

[morethanlunch]

Why was the lady in the basement of the kitchen, and NOT in the actual kitchen...

[MrLawcool]

i like how his reaction to flowers is bigger than getting cool items

[SuperVeloce178583]

its jurassic park but i only got that from the clever girl part

[TiikeriM86]

Jurassic Park :3

[TheGummyBearsUnite]

Hit him.

Made me laugh :P

[du8u8u8o]

That dog at 31:36 made me scream!

[du8u8u8o]

why cant you get dragons to attack you? I cant get them to leave me alone

[du8u8u8o]

what did you see at 25:20?

[Justforcommentingify]

ofgs jesse a few videos ago you promised healers you wouldnt help a daedra ;/



[47djdaniel]

i had to make a youtube user so i could sub so i did

[cryptosaur]

Is your 'taters' voice coming from the film Slingblade? Keep up the Skyrim work!

[ShanedawsonsrapistTV]

U idiot use the shout

[pokemon2127]

Knows the game forgot !! WHY U NO REMEMBER

[pokemon2127]

get married kill her ?

[pokemon2127]

PUT HER BACK ON I LOVE HER VOICE SHES AWESOME

[adadd567]

"Your the diet pepsei of dragons" XD

[MrJustinArt]

I wonder how many times I've facepalm'd during this episode alone...

[Livy191]

"Oooh what's that over there... NO NO WE ARE NOT ABOUT TO GET SIDE-TRACKED AGAIN"

*5 seconds later*

"Oh i hear a Nirnroot!"

*Gets off horse and gets it*

[InfernalBleeding1]

Taters mmm

tomaters mmmmmmm

[Blackshado999]

giants are more powerful than mammoths...........atleast they are on how i play it, you should really turn up the difficulty

[timmypric70]

thats a glitch ur not really suposed to be able to fight dragons untill u get far enough in the main quest line

[TheDannynewman]

a gaint has the best wepon and you ccan not pick it up but your companyon can and it kills dragons in 3 HITS !!!

[TheDannynewman]

that little girl is in the dark brother hood you no as you can not kill her and when you join you see her

[thatsmyname011]

lol he took an arrow to the knee 32:05

[LukeCurlyWatt]

tbh if you play this game as a Hero but want to do all the quests, your gonna struggle when it comes to the dark brotherhood quest line, better to just be a bad guy imo.

[CommodoreBeep]

"This quest is borderline-insane, is what it is."

Welcome to the Daedric quests, Jesse. They get worse.

[MrMcflooble]

@CommodoreBeep The Sheogorath quest is so far past borderline insane that you cant even see the border! :P

[SerjSongsROCK]

Jesse that sword you got is a 2 handed weapon but it gets all the bonuses of 1 handed perks as far as i know so its PRETTY DAMN STRONG!

[frageater16]

fake voice ... 

[jnthn1984]

Who came up with the "you need to be in an open space" crap? I've been in Riverwood and a dragon actually landed on top of the freaking inn and started setting anyone who passed by on fire. The thing didn’t touch the ground once; it literally hopped from rooftop to rooftop.

[shdowdragon3]

@jnthn1984 Dude my dragon on my house in whiterun nuff said.

[Entropiestromstaerke]

I laughed when Trish told you to kill Butterface! :D

[skythe1908]

"Fluff his pillow"? Is that what you're calling it these days Jesse?

[Wilplaygames]

jesse did u know if you tell your partner to do something and click on the weapon, then they will use it but u can't take it.

[mickeydubbeldekkers]

I was playing skyrim while watching this and i noticed at around 33:00 that i was in the same dungeon as in the video, weirdest coincidence evar :3

[KarleeBear218]

I love your Tater jokes <3 :D

PO-TA-TO

[blindluck389]

If you want to kill someone to bring the sword to full power you could kill Lydia, especially because she does nothing but sit in your house and drink.

[undead2275]

Creepy items,enjoy!!! hehehe

[C0N4ROLthe3NGAGM3n4]

Rampage was my favorite game on the ps2, and I still have it

[picorettte]

how did he not realise that he could probably just kill bandits and not nice people ?

[DarkIke21]

@picorettte to power up the sword you need to kill somone who "trusts you" aka a follower

[TrollyOgre]

"ok, I'll just watch one more, then I'll wrap presents and help get the house ready for Christmas"

6 hours later, still watching

[GlodChip]

the community was pretty shitty about the pickpocketing.... just quicksave (like you did) and than if it fails just load and try again until it works! the key has a chance of 53% and its not "pre-saved" or whatever to call it so the chance is always there, you can make your own destiny ;)

[obolisk0430]

People need to stop bullshiting Jesse. It's annoying as hell.

[Loppermand]

pokemon at 44:12

[Arkiham]

seriously. those guys on the live stream ruined this. " dude you must save. it spoils any realism. as it lets him know something is going to happen. the people on live steam suck so hard at this game

[TheSephiroth5]

hey Jesse,you made me like SKyrim and buyin for PC. Stay cool...as always. Sing us a Franeknstein Joe song soon too okay?:D

(For those who dont know.Look at him and Totalbiscut play Terraria)

[DIZZY7222]

Should I get Skyrim for PS3 or PC?

[wrinklycat]

@DIZZY7222 PC, its all about dem mods

[kuriboh400]

I inveted a new drinking game take a drink every time jesse is a twat or misses the ovesus. You will get drunk or tips

[TheGamegangsta2]

trish has a lovely voice...thumbs up if u agree <3

[bboggs36]

@TheGamegangsta2 Anyone else curious what she looks like?

[IntolerableFish]

@TheGamegangsta2 So your the creepy complimenter of the youtubes.

[TheGamegangsta2]

@IntolerableFish shut up if you dont compliment girls you will never have friends, or girlfriends...which is probably the fact now

[IntolerableFish]

@TheGamegangsta2 I know, but it just seems a little creepy that your complimenting someone you don't know and have only heard over the internet. I completely agree with what you said, but it's more of something I keep to myself. Congrats on having no shame though.

[TheGamegangsta2]

@IntolerableFish calm down I will probably never see her of my life...i just said she has a cute voice, and 48 people agreed with me

[PongoBluetooth]

I love how Jesse is deadset on the fucking miscellaneous objective to kill some generic bandits, but views the actual quests (including the drunken hangover adventure) as sidetracking.

[menemai]

jesse, when have you EVER found anything useful in barrels?

[ZarkManthra]

the whole mammoth attack i was screaming kynes peace

[Tloloc187]

M-O-O-N That spells Treasure.

[crakedman2009]

fuck yea i will play this game tomorrow

[defender879]

One day that fox will be like " Jesse! I'm your secret Santa and I like cheeseburgers!!!"

[lalalandily93]

Jeese why don't you ever use that spell that nothing will flee

[aerali]

Jesses got a stalker the fox

[fireballburrito]

the achievement shouldve been: acheivement unlocked: Door Whisperer

[mittri1990]

If i get a septim for every person that says i got a arrow in my knee i would be rich.

[sulfuras24]

@mittri1990 no you wouldn't because everyone misquotes it as arrow to the knee :P

[Poogist]

@mittri1990 I am so tired of it, I kill every guard in skyrim that says it.

[tf2maniac123]

@mittri1990 Seriously, you would be possibly the richest man alive... erm, depending how much a "septim" is actually worth

*waiting for a response that will teach me.

[wowplayer685]

@tf2maniac123 a septim is a gold coin

[StrangeFab]

@mittri1990 I used to be rich, but then I took an arrow in the coin pur--wait that would be so awesome if you could actually do that :o

[zixil3]

when i read some books that is high valuable i don't get any skill increases....does anoyne know why, i don't think it is because my skill is lvl 100 because i don't have any skill yet lvl 100

[akinohikari1000]

@zixil3 probably because you already read the same book somewhere else

[Derayzen]

I knew the game as soon as you said it. I feel proud,

[sofa0909]

If I had a septim for every bear I have stealthed into thinking it was a rock, I would be a rich man indeed

[PointsofData]

"Excellent work!"

"Oh god."

[uz3rs0n]

Oh so puberty!

[TheWachong]

32:50 The game was called rampage and THAT IS SO FRIGGIN FUN! I remember eating a bad burger and puking on things i cheatd because I would cling to buildings and bash them until they fell over and I think yes.My worst enemies the dang dudes who fly and and shoot fire balls. I got to level 250 until I think I said "Ok I don't think you can beat this."

[TheWachong]

@TheWachong Nevermind I shouldve watched the rest until commenting and balbbing my big mouth

[HelloToTheUniverse]

Hi

[VexylMusic]

JESSE, you GOT to follow the objective arrows. It'll save you so much time.

[Azalen24]

get lydia

[Daredepwns]

I know that movie jurrasic park

[afig7]

"HIT HIM!" lol

[Niludjenkins]

Keep voting for jeesse so we can hear Total Biscut sing!!

[prodigy1605]

when you kill your companions with the ebony blade it increases its leech ability:

elderscrolls(dot) wikia(d0t)com/wiki/Ebony_Blade­_(Skyrim)

[DarthZ01]

Jesse, if you help Daedra, they give awesome loot. theres a shield that gives a free magic and physical barrier while blocking, a dagger with instant kill chance, a sword that causes undead to explode on death, fearing other undead. all kinds of awesomeness comes from daedra, and as far as i can tell, no bad things come of it.

[bullet0wl123]

@MusashiBlaker This does not appear to be true in Oblivion or Skyrim. She doesn't seem to have a connection with the Dark Brotherhood in either of these games. Maybe in Morrowwind? It's been awhile

[feralvids612]

OOH JESSE U MISSED THE LADY IN THE MIST EASTER EGG AROUND 47:41 (it is really just a bone arm sticking out of the water holding a sword) BUT CMON!

[MegaZombiePigman]

Tuscus means TOBUSCUS!

[MegaZombiePigman]

if you want to fight dragons but they ignore you, you should shoot them with arrows



[MegaZombiePigman]

The Ebony Blade gets stronger when you kill your allies. you could kill ol' butterface.

[We1chy]

my anus is firmly clenched whilst watching jesse refuse to use the blade and saying its pointless, when he runs around collecting books that have no point .__.

[kidofburden]

Is it odd that I find the alchemy table amusing?

[TobiasMakesNoise]

"Whoa whoa whoa, I'm not gonna kill anyone"

I so look forward to jesse's reaction when he finds the haunted house in markarth and does the quest related to that.

[PokemonZeldaFreak]

@prooijtje old news -_-

[xXRabidbearXx]

@prooijtje they have allready tried passing the damn bill it doesnt fucking matter its a retared bill and it wont pass

[drizzt7dourden7]

maybe we should start worriing about his sanety if he hears not existing flowers. ^^

[NoXram]

It's pretty funny, the mammoths actually sound like the Velociraptors from the Jurrasic Parks movies!

[runedark612]

i like how he quicksaves but still panics.. when he is caught

[szpinak222]

32:00 Dayum, that bandit took the arrow right in the knee.

[starwarsfan127]

jesse look up the dawnstar refilling chest. the way the game is programed makes it so all the vendors have their inventory in a hidden chest and one of them is in dawnstar

[Dblk3]

"Shoot Her, Shoot Her" is from Jurrasic Park. If nobody has answered this yet

[StartledSloth]

@Dblk3 Where is that in the video?

[Dblk3]

@StartledSloth 42:17

[StartledSloth]

@Dblk3 tank you vury much

[pardeypies]

@Dblk3 I'm pretty sure he wasn't Australian though.

[LTD0002]

So Jesse made mammoths extinct?

[KennyWolf360]

Be sure to look out for the Grampy Mammoth at some point Jesse. You can get the Kuda bow!

[insanegaming99]

why does he never crouch to do extra sneak damage

[BlckHrt141]

Was it seriously that hard to heal? :|

[jjjennejjj]

ala the huntress (ms ex jesse cox)[companions] is a werewolf dude she has fangs

[sniffman1]

@jjjennejjj Don't spoil it, dickhead

[knuclesmaster]

@jjjennejjj fangs means vampire dipshit

[MrJamestkirk911]

rampage



[Sjurzlol]

32:10, arrow to the knee.

[Syrrick]

yes Jesse i love Jurassic park

[Pyrofreak321]

dude!!! loot pelts and hides, like that bear hide on the giant, even when not on that quest. you can turn them into leather, then use the leather to easily and VERY quickly level up your smithing, making hide bracers.

[Pyrofreak321]

Bethesda needs to fix that ebony blade...that sword is 2 handed so you cant use a shield, yet it swings at the speed of a 1 hand sword, and takes 1 hand perks...also make it so dragons fucking attack you...

[joshua91138]

The fox ran away from ally... Ally is like jesse's daughter.... foxes are sneaky.... What was going on while jesse was gone?

[yosasuke22]

@joshua91138 the fox was doing a drug deal with Ally?

[bobbymcmuffin123]

"ok im not going to get sidetracked, ohh flowers, ohh a dragon! jk

[Cipher655]

the sword is crap compared to the mace one... :3

[Silber167]

i have no idea why the dragons always ignore jesse ^^ they are atacking me so often that it actually gets annoying

[4mped]

JESSE! It was said by you, Trish, and the livestream viewers that the sword turns SUPER BADASS. That's reason enough to AT LEAST try it out.

[werebaka1]

Just kill sellswords mercenarys in inns they are useless anyway for the ebony sword.

[Tolredan]

32:10 ...Arrow to the knee? What?

[TCCflow]

I killed Nazeem as a werewolf. So Yeah, we're all good, I didn't get penalized for it, and he's dead. :)

[TheRWOCompany]

We had baked potatoes last night. When I saw them on my plate I said "Mmm, taters." My mom looked at me. All I had to say was "Jesse." I think that response got me out of having to go to a therapist.

Thanks, Jesse- THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!

[blackistie]

The mighty jesse can kill Giants and Mammoths but a Deer is a step to far