Maxim Hometown Hotties: Pick-Up Lines

[13thEevee]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[lovelycreamcheese]

You are hott

[applejuice95]

Duct tape is my pickup line.

[So3eite]

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Ive got five fingers, the third one is for you xD ( not against you Menalie )

[210290537]

no offense but she aint even help us at all@@

[imthedude]

this one will get you started without a doubt ''how about i buy you a drink...and if we click ill buy you another one =D''

it worked for me then i never heard from her after we left the bar.... that slore =|

[runklefobbes]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[grejuli97]

Roses are red, i hope you're good in bed :D

[MrHazeMyth]

No need to bother with a cheesy pickup line. Just hand them your credit card, because that's all they're after anyway.

[MrDayd3]

WhiteSheppard has the best one!

[MrDayd3]

@mike619 lmfao! That's my line fucker!

[iLikeEddie]

She has a mole on her boob.....

[Mike619]

My line would be, "hey girl, you wanna fuck?"

[avinash1030]

or the ever famous.....hi, can i buy you a drink.

[avinash1030]

i bet you 20 bucks you'll turn me down.

[OxAxS]

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I got a gun,

Get in the van,

(Copied tbh).

[blockedcounter]

Hey girl you got some nice shoes!

Wanna fuck!?

Best line ever!

[Tuxedo413]

"How you doin" with a Joey accent from friends

[vishal676]

This is a funny one....."did u just fart? COZ UR BLOWING ME AWAY!"

[FreeFromWar]

"You must be from the islands because Jamaican me horny"

Best one ever XD

[WhiteSheppard]

"This doesn't have to end up in rape, you know"

[kunz82414]

sup? and then say stuff

[LilGangy]

gurl .. u wanna fuck ..best pick up line ..always works

[FreeFromWar]

@LilGangy On who? Retards?

[MyloHase]

Best pick-up line ever is from the movie "Shark attack 3" - you know which one heheh

[NDNguitarguy]

Best pickup Line ever!!!!!

Baby I put the STD in stud all I need is U:)

[oelergodt]

@NDNguitarguy

Haha, I laughed so hard!

[Comicaze247]

How about, "Hi, I'm ______. I saw you from across the [insert wherever you're at] and I was just wondering if you were interesting as well as attractive."

[DaHaterzTruth]

Are you a FART?!

Because you blew me away!!!

LMAO getz a laugh every time :D

OR

If you were the new burger at Mc Donalds You'd be the Mc Gorgeous

[JezyRay]

Who Lies More.. Guys or Vagina's?

[unhealthycarrot]

Watched this with no volume and i still enjoyed it

[RichardRGC956]

My line/convo

Me: hey am I invisible?

Her: No

Me: So you can see me?

Her: Yes.

Me: So how about tomorrow night?

[hoODLUmz1982]

i was picturing that on my mouth

Lick her butt hole all tha way too her..

Well.. U get tha rest..

My line is/ FUCK I WANA SMASH YOUR FACE..

WIT MY COCK.. boOM.....

[Calibration497]

@hoODLUmz1982  dude, ur a genius. thats the best pick up line.... ever

[coffe1998]

That picture is pretty familiar.....oh wait i have it on my iphone

[50JacketsProductions]

Approach her, "Check out my new watch, it tells the future." Girl: "What let me see?" You: "Yeah, it says me and you are together" Girl "Haha, well that's wrong 'cause we're not." You: "Oh sorry my watch is one hour ahead". [It will get her at least smiling]

[Abbytater]

@50JacketsProductions Or running. Either one.

[bcoolbrich]

@50JacketsProductions u fail.

[50JacketsProductions]

@50JacketsProductions Haha take it easy, lighten up a little.

[MW2PeteB11]

You just made for 2x4 into 4x8!

[MrBoreeed]

@EpicSaxGuys9 .. lol SmoshxD?

[EpicSaxGuy911]

hey baby, you seem alot older then a baby...

[racingfan1083]

just slip roofies in to her drink

[isterey]

The best one is "My penis just died,can i burry it in your vagina?"

[FactorXTech]

You're just like a parking ticket, you've got fiiiiine written allover you.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't just hold it in.

Hey baby, I'm a star. Wanna taste my milkyway?

Are you a pokemon? Because I wanna peek-at-chu.

Clarinets are wood, and trumpets are horn-y, but trombones can do it in 7 positions.

I've lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?

Sorry honey, you owe me a drink. Why? Because I dropped mine when I saw you.

[FactorXTech]

Your parents must be assholes because you're the shit.

I started liking you when you fell out of the sky.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your jeans

You know Platform 9 3/4? I've got something with the exact same measurements.

Can I squirtle on your jigglypuff?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Hi.

Are you tired? Because you've been running in my mind all day.

Can you get on your knees and smile like a donut? :O -- xD

[CoolStoryBruhBruh]

thank you 1080p. :)

[79Everlast79]

WANNA FUCK BIATCH?!  works every time.

[imthedude]

@79Everlast79 =)))))))))))))

[Takeshiii]

woooa she fit as fuck

[caecae24]

"My friends bet me I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl at the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"

"Hey, my name is ____. Can I buy you a drink?"

[cacmingmay]

the word of the day is legs, lets go to your place and spread the word ;)

[xXxLogoFanbasexXx]

WHEN IM MYSELF I ALWAYS GET KICKED OUT OF THE CLUB, TELL ME WHY

[iHaveNRG]

the jamaican me horny one made my piss myself with laughter LOOL the way she reacted to it and everything haha

[sabrom]

white whore!!

[lost29581]

why put those captions on top of her damnit

[Deimos230495mh]

most beautiful woman in the universe -3

[theshetman]

She looks exactly like misa campo.. Holie chit

[TheSilverSultan4]

Incredibale Hulk line is my fav, LMAO

[toutagamon]

How about : " I like you, what's your name" and then let it roll from there.

You/We are men. Let's be straightforward now shall we?

[mreisma]

id lick that mole off

[thekillerz12345]

what did she say? the entire time i was staring at her tits.

[aintnopity]

@thekillerz12345 dont know i muted the sound

[Banna1299]

@thekillerz12345 i agree with u

[TheTeamuser9125]

she is beautiful chick...nice girl

[sam82497]

@TheTeamuser9125

I know she is and she got a nice body and her butt is nice.

[HenNgTr]

ill use the polar bear one XD

[johnyeros]

Come here, let me smack in you the ass...

[bobolob]

If I saw Melanie Iglesias I would say, "I couldn't help but notice your breasts were popping out."

[frankie1089]

Are u guys gay?? why are u guys commenting on what she's saying?? i'd comment on how fucking hot she is

[sharpcheddarful]

my personal fav...SUP BIATCH!!?

[bartas6996]

Hey, how You doin?? <-BEST

[GUSRULZ445]

they're meant to be funny, not to actually work.. loool

[ElSabio0004]

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[jrarchila]

@ElSabio0004 its alright but why dont u throw a little ether in there??

[animefamily]

@ElSabio0004 HAH LOL

[manneyd]

@ElSabio0004 that comment made my day!!

[ElSabio0004]

@manneyd They never say no. ;)

[gibson953]

Worst pickup lines on the planet:

I'm an astronaut may I please explore uranus?

My penis just died may I please bury it in your vagina?

Heard those the other day and I almost punched the kid in the face <3

[bobolob]

@gibson953 Well, only a kid could be so clever...

[MCLexicon]

Your parents must have learning disabilities...because you are something special! SUBME

[supercomputadora]

te rompo todaaaaaaaaa esa conchitaaaaaaa

[SnlpErlsNaStY]

Damn girl are your parents retarded because your sure are special.

[DanDaManZ06]

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

[johansodo]

hahaha your own the bad ones !

[JPThomp7]

Sure fire lines 2 woo any woman. My god you've got a big nose your like a pelican not cause of your big nose or owt u just smell like fish. Sorry im a bit late i was at the V.D. clinic they confirmed i had pocks. By the way do u want a dessert spoon to pick your nose with cause thats what your getting for dinna your snott.

[Calibration497]

@JPThomp7 wtf?

[1tigerblood]

you look nice and beautyful

[blackdreamhunk2]

ppppffff my pick lines work :P but I agree be our self...lol

[J7mo]

Find a girl by herself go up to her and say "i feel like such a douchbag right now" they then ask "why?" you respond "every guy in here should feel like a doucebag for leaving such a beutiful girl by herself." she will warm up to you 90% of the time if she doesnt, improv. if it comes off too corny admit it, just be like "that was pretty corny eh?" then move on to other questions. thats just ur ice breaker, try to ask questions that are interesting and will relate both of you.

[bobolob]

@J7mo No intelligent girl would fall for that. Just say "Hi" and if she says it back then you're good to go.

[homie9760]

@J7mo U know I'v done that before! Haha wow And I thought I was being original lol But it works Well it worked for me, They always Chuckle a little and say Your not a Douchebag, but Its a good way of starting a conversation. Haha

[canteen222]

I wish they would fall out

[canteen222]

omg