This is just one of these episodes where everything pisses me off so fucking much. That blonde cunt, the fucking police, those little chav fucks, Big Suze (who's always annoying) and Jez. For the fist time, Mark is the only one who wasn't irritating.
I would have fucking stabbed that kid breaking into my flat. Buried the body. Little fucking council house scumbag. All of them deserve to be in Stalingrad
"You are fighting me, this is incredible! you're putting your foot behind me and pushing me onto the floor. finally, you are restraining me!" HAHHAA. He was so excited for Marky
fun fact: it's the same actor/character who called mark 'clean shirt' from the first episode. Who would have thought the little street rat harassing mark would grow up to rob him?
They probably would have just been two at a time if they could squeeze through. The smart thing Jez should have done was opened the door and slammed it on the guy's foot. Broken his toes and probably scare the rest away.
Even as a woman, I wouldn't let those chavs have whatever they wanted because there were a group of them.
man i never thought i would be glad that nearly everyone in america has guns haha...those chavs in the hall would be full of bullets if were the states =p
I mean the sad part of it is that they missed their chance to batter than Chav to death. You find a Chav in your flat, you have every right to batter the sub-human filth to death and say it was in self defense. All Chavs are scum and should be drowned in buckets at birth, f**k Dr. Barnardos.
You don't even need to tell the cops you battered the chav to death, I did it once before, just dispose of the body, just another missing person with nothing to tie you to them
I really hate chavs!
Dixonag 3 weeks ago
Jez's response to Mark's aggression is priceless.
person1907 1 month ago 2
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2 people lie about their STD's...
ChainReaction666 2 months ago
This is just one of these episodes where everything pisses me off so fucking much. That blonde cunt, the fucking police, those little chav fucks, Big Suze (who's always annoying) and Jez. For the fist time, Mark is the only one who wasn't irritating.
ChocolateFlux 4 months ago 5
@ChocolateFlux I know! Worst episode D:
thisloneliness 3 months ago
@ChocolateFlux Indded I share your frustation for what happened on this episode
haristeas22 1 month ago
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theEarlofChip 1 month ago
@ChocolateFlux wait, are you the misogynist who insisted he wasn't one from the first series? Back at it again?
theEarlofChip 1 month ago
@theEarlofChip
Um, no?
ChocolateFlux 1 month ago
@ChocolateFlux just a different misogynist then
theEarlofChip 1 month ago
@theEarlofChip
Why do you think I'm a mysogynist?
ChocolateFlux 1 month ago
why is Jeremy always such a shit?
MAKootage 4 months ago
wtf is with british kids?
NJpanther05 5 months ago 7
jez is so sweet lol xxx
channyfaii 6 months ago
Cleanshirt! HA those are the same kids from the very first episode! thats brilliant
elchasai 7 months ago 6
@elchasai i don't think that much time has passed in the reality of the show; it was just a little callback to earlier days in the series, i think..
Keiichichanisback 3 months ago
What a bitch! What kind of whore stands a guy up and then lies about it?! I wanted to kill Jeremy, too.
EmilyDNelson 7 months ago 7
I would have fucking stabbed that kid breaking into my flat. Buried the body. Little fucking council house scumbag. All of them deserve to be in Stalingrad
22ndWave 7 months ago
Mark is such a boss in this season...
askl23 7 months ago 5
Why the fuck don't the police come?
brandonplaysguitar16 1 year ago
@brandonplaysguitar16 Britain today ...
fgh1269 11 months ago
so so funny, lol, I am his one...brilliant!
asunsol 1 year ago
"You are fighting me, this is incredible! you're putting your foot behind me and pushing me onto the floor. finally, you are restraining me!" HAHHAA. He was so excited for Marky
mokyomi 1 year ago 4
Not Tarantino, but definitely one of the best fights in TV history!
WardancerHB 1 year ago 3
Why the hell would it take the police 45 minutes to get there when his house is being robbed? Is that normal in England?
qazmkofy 1 year ago 12
@qazmkofy Maybe he sounded like an immigrant on the phone?
WardancerHB 1 year ago
@WardancerHB On the contrary, libtard-marxists (aka white-haters) tend to favor immigrants, like with "Affirmative action" etc.
Chrijz 1 year ago
@qazmkofy It's certainly not unheard of, put it that way..
FODASSEZOR 1 year ago
aw poor mark
Jerdna3 1 year ago
Jez and Mark are definitley soul mates :)
LoveUKtelly 1 year ago
Why is there a Cuban flag in Jez's room?
CapitalistOverlord 1 year ago
He is a weird guy
haha
anetchi 1 year ago
jez is a fucking tool
culpritto 1 year ago
I love their periodic run-ins with the "barbarians at the gate" - the chavoids and asbo-munchers.
They always call Mark "Clean-Shirt".
belisariusorb 1 year ago
fun fact: it's the same actor/character who called mark 'clean shirt' from the first episode. Who would have thought the little street rat harassing mark would grow up to rob him?
slurpeeday 1 year ago 11
@slurpeeday That is funny - ta for the info
belisariusorb 1 year ago
3:06 jeremy is awesome!
undDerWeberMax 1 year ago
jeremy at 3:06 AWESOME!
undDerWeberMax 1 year ago
"This is incredible! You're putting your foot behind me and you're pushing down towards the floor! Finally! You're restraining me!" LOL!
babybooo2 1 year ago 7
" Aids? Of course its not Aids. This is not the 80s" haha
babybooo2 1 year ago 4
Jez @ 2:53 :DDD
Levanoir 2 years ago 2
It hurts to watch them lose all their stuff out of sheer stupidity.
SoylentGreeeen 2 years ago 40
@SoylentGreeeen what< they dont have a cricket bat or something in that place? XD
Trig242 1 year ago
punch him punch him punch him damn it Mark fucking punch him!!!
gaia8uranus 2 years ago 12
this has to be one of the best episodes
ohohashley 2 years ago 7
"I'm his 'one'" - that is the perfect line, and, in its own way, kind of beautiful.
SMacConmidhe 2 years ago 99
@SMacConmidhe XD
NothingButCain 2 months ago
I can't believe Jez let the chavs go. >_> Could they actually have got through the door? They nicked all of Mark's stuff! XD
Cloudgauntlet 2 years ago 12
They probably would have just been two at a time if they could squeeze through. The smart thing Jez should have done was opened the door and slammed it on the guy's foot. Broken his toes and probably scare the rest away.
Even as a woman, I wouldn't let those chavs have whatever they wanted because there were a group of them.
sumoni 2 years ago
shes not very good looking, isnt she?
imgordonfreeman 2 years ago
but so isn't Mark... you don't expect an angelina jolie with a Mark corrigan do you?
MissusFingerBottom 2 years ago
"It's the BEST STD. Just cute old Clemidia"
Keiichichanisback 2 years ago
she's a bitch :S
sarah2853 2 years ago 8
I tried to let u down with the phone story, wat a lier
juanonlyone 2 years ago
man i never thought i would be glad that nearly everyone in america has guns haha...those chavs in the hall would be full of bullets if were the states =p
aliensexgangchildren 2 years ago
hm ye buh maybe all the chavs have the guns
juanonlyone 2 years ago 4
"I'm his one."
e123shadowaisha 2 years ago 23
bloody brilliant.
glebber 2 years ago
absolutely brilliant!!!
hezuoka 2 years ago 2
"fuck off jeremy"
warriorsleftnut 3 years ago
I mean the sad part of it is that they missed their chance to batter than Chav to death. You find a Chav in your flat, you have every right to batter the sub-human filth to death and say it was in self defense. All Chavs are scum and should be drowned in buckets at birth, f**k Dr. Barnardos.
NameNotaNumber 3 years ago 8
You don't even need to tell the cops you battered the chav to death, I did it once before, just dispose of the body, just another missing person with nothing to tie you to them
Freddyphelp 3 years ago
erm.... right, bit distrubing
cooljules19 3 years ago 3
No it's not you pussy.
ouTKold1987 2 years ago
mark and jeremy's fight is probably the funniest thing in any peep show episode. either that or when jez eats the dog.
spiffcorgi 3 years ago 11
or how about when jez pissed himself at marks wedding, and jez is just sitting there complaining about it , lol my fav moment
saraomidvar 3 years ago 8
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i really didnt find it funny when he ate the dog... not at all.... they pushed too far... no very Peepshow like...
brilliantfranz 2 years ago
Actually its very peepshow like.
shokwok89 2 years ago 8
It just goes to show you can never be too careful.
kurtrulez 2 years ago 8
Aww the ending is so sweet :)
B0RNR3ADY 3 years ago 8
Hahah! Thanks for posting!
AbiH31 3 years ago
Haha, Mark should've broomed the entire gang -- it worked well enough on Jeff.
lackadaisicaal 3 years ago 17
I've just realised the grown up guy who called Mark "cleanshirt" is the same one who called him "cleanshirt" when he was just a kid in Series 1.
guitardude545454 3 years ago 13
omg your doing it your fighting me!!!
greenday21 3 years ago 4
Hahah! Thanks for posting!
AbiH31 3 years ago
this isn't the eighties.......lol!
alun101 3 years ago 8
How could anyone say no to Mark? He's just SO adorable.
MargotVoguey 3 years ago 11
Dear lord, laughing my arse of at Jeremy at 2:48! Does anyone know when the 6th series is going to be shown?
torohugs 3 years ago 2
jez always gives mark super head aches... lol...
Sasgayy 3 years ago 3
The one who says cleanshirt is the kid in season 1
dingydongdoo 3 years ago 12
Much <3 blue, this show is amazing.
kilrturkey 3 years ago 2
ahhh chavs!!! nooo!!!
Ty 4 uploding bbe
SpartanPkr 3 years ago 10
Chavs need to be rounded up and gassed, it will be like WW2 all over again.
jupsto 3 years ago 2
thanks babyblue! i have now watched the whole series nearly through you and im all ready for the new series :)
charlzy22 3 years ago 3
"I'm his one"
So sweet!
leelbelu 3 years ago 56
great first episode, thanks very much for sharing cheers
jeremyshambles 3 years ago
Your my boy blue!!!!
mark432usa 3 years ago 3
I lol'd at that :D
"I see Blue! He looks GLORIOUS!"
Back on the topic of "Peep Show," though...I'm so glad you are all enjoying it so much! I'm SO happy for the fifth series!!! <3
babyblue8five 3 years ago 9
I love you babyblue!!!!!
oddonejon 3 years ago 9
@babyblue8five Thank you so much for putting these video's up!!
juicybeast117 10 months ago
Mark is easily the most awkward character on television.
nikanj 3 years ago 15
"Why hasn't this happened before?"
Thanks for this!
moderntrinitys 3 years ago 2
"Its the best STD"
Thanks for the upload
SeanNinetyOne 3 years ago 6
thanks for uploading, good episode too. Cheers
gzr0 3 years ago
I LOVE U BABYBLUE!
zombiekid16 3 years ago 8
Wow, I didn't realise there was going to be a fifth series... I'm really weirded out now. I thought the fourth ended well.
this was funny though :)
Thanks!
foolingjulia 3 years ago
thanks for adding series five
messedup3000 3 years ago 4
:D Damn jeremy
lamarinator 3 years ago 5