Engrish lesson!!

[LoGiK215]

lol just saw this, smh

[keir193]

fuck smorkin in bed, i smork inna ass!

[LoyalistViral]

Since you cant smork in the beds can you at least fuck?

[kay9ine1]

did u die

[ineedmorenaruto]

i love where they put the periods, it's like they wanted to do a period after each word and make it sound super serious, but didn't want to sound aggressive, so they only made it half serious

[r7gray]

Hi, Ghost. I just wanted to say that YOU ARE HILARIOUS! ...What I watch at 2 AM.  Smorking...

[Jaymeguy1989]

i bet you wanted to do some smorking in bed with a nice japanese girl lol

[poonujk]

Thats what us new generation call it...

I lol'd so hard at this xD

[swaguymusicpage]

I am smorking the shit out of my hand tonight!

[Fryitonapanandstuff]

☞ God is watching if you decide you gonna smork in bed. ~ thanks for sharing...長 面白かった

[WABBITS8]

I agree - it's well funny! There's a website called Engrish.com you may like that points stuff out like that. You may want to check it out.

[Tybob47]

Hair!? WTF!?

[ken8jpn]

Nice engRish lesson!

[moojie66]

LOL no smorking in bed :) funny

[HyperMagmotar]

Smorking: To snort and smoke a substance. Urban Dictionary FTW

[EmanBloe]

Engrish hurt my ears when I ear it. xD

[buddieclub1]

haha... Japanese mess up so much lol.. they misspell and miscapitalize so many things haha and mispuncuate XD

[disasterVoiceNZ]

lol There's a sign that says that in the lounge of my dorm.

Also, in our hotel room in Tokyo, the package for the complimentary bath sponge

told me i had better use it with shampoo. lol

[disasterVoiceNZ]

lmao There's a sign that says that in the lounge of my dorm. I was wondering if that was a common thing in Japan.

[stmc247]

it is a mispelling? is it suposed to be "smoking" instead?

[theredjelousy]

No smorking in.

....bed. lol Thats great XD

[applebaby132]

LOL FAIL BLOGGGGG XXDDDDDDDDD

[Zyphera]

@applebaby132 Are you kidding me? This is superfun!

[stalker7d7]

But I love smorking!

[prozaffle]

Wow, no smorking? That just sounds bad. XD I love it

[SunBreaker6]

And now we know xD

[LiandraClow]

nearly as good as the signs at our university that used to say: don't even think parking here.

after we got some black paint they now say: don't even think here.

[afsgdgd]

no smorking xD i saw sometime 'don't shit down' O.o

[Triad3Force]

so cute. hehe

[SHINkikikaikai]

there is a big sign @ harajuku, takeshita street that says "No Smorking"

xD

[AdoreDelight]

NO . SMORKING IN . BED . Epic lol :P .

[SakaryaliSazci]

damn it! then ill go take a smork outside. cya!

[ChurKirby]

SMORKIN'!!

[XicedreamsX]

haha your funny

[inkedchick80]

I wouldn't kick you out of bed for Smorking ;)

[beep848]

If I am unable to smork in bed can I smork in the bathroom?

[cocoanutt27]

"No smorking on corridor or Banning happen on premises!"

Got that from the Urban Dictionary.

[KunoichiKira]

damn, there goes my hopes of smorking all night.

[PureScorpio23]

what school did you go with?

[FlowingGeisha]

Don't smork at me. You're cute and adorable.

[Freiza890]

What the fuck, you can't smork in bed? Now how will I spend my Satardays in Japan?

[itsmirusong]

That kinda stuff happens alot in Japan... sigh lol its always funny though

[LokCham]

I dun understand where is the funny pt. : )

Am I supposed to know another vocab in the first place?

[ghostofmatsubara]

Well, smorking isn't a real word. But when you tell someone not to do it in bed, it makes it sound sexual.

[LokCham]

haha~Now I know you are good at doing the in bed (explanation) things.~

[WinterRenes]

@LokCham They most likely meant smoking, like Don't smoke in bed, but they shoved an R in there...lmfao that is so funny if I saw that I'd take a photo XD

[loyanini]

hahaha maybe youre in the same hotel my teacher was in she told us about that

[ghostofmatsubara]

What school?

[Mondoshawn]

Its so funny when you notice things like that. Once in Hotel in Spain I saw a sign that said "Tankechun" instead of the german word "Dankeschön".

[ghostofmatsubara]

I can only imagine how the Japanese butcher German! Thanx 4 the comment!

[avalon1961]

Lol. I love Engrish. A Taiwanese students once told everybody in my class that I "blew him" after I playfully jabbed him on the arm. I kept saying, "I hit you. HIT! I didn't blow you. I HIT you!!!" ^-^

[ghostofmatsubara]

That IS funny! Japan has lot's of similar linguistic misadventures when attempting English. Let me know if you hear any other good ones!

[avalon1961]

I imagine it's the same with Japanese. Some of the stuff they come up with is so cute.

Glad I found your channel. You have some really good videos!

[metinelu]

lol

[ChaoticShelly]

This is priceless. I have a picture from an elevator of a sign that says "Disturbed Elevator" In hebrew, which means, someone probably... eww, emm, Harrest it :-0

[ghostofmatsubara]

A "Disturbed Elevator"? Sounds like a metaphor for my life!

[ChaoticShelly]

OMG, that's what I thought when I saw it...

[MewMois]

I promise I wont smork in bed anymore. I swear.

xD Awesome.

[Gimmeabreakman]

I love smorking in bed! I love smorking standing up! I love smorking in elevators!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Hey, man! Send me your phone number! I lost it!

[Daichen]

dammit, I always love smorking in bed! I guess I'll have to find another way to smork...

[fatblueman]

Yeah, no smorking! Especially if you are by yourself. Smorking is something that should be shared...

[rodrigopetrucci]

Don't ever do that!!!

[ElevenColors]

There's a beautiful island outside the city, with deer and wild monkeys. Wish I could remember the name.

Around places where you have to take your shoes off at the door, "Shoes Rocker" is another common one.

[sirgimpy2006]

too funny... how r u doing?