Tim Minchin - "10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins" Live

[ismaithliombainne]

Love this song, you can hear Tim's disdain for religion oozing from the piano notes

[MrMickthemonster]

15 virgins got raped by a ten foot cock.

[HimWitDaHair98]

living legend!

[Sanosuke97322]

Fifteen people are religious and hypocritical.

[xSODxDeMoNiaC]

HERO

[SoleyForTheBanter]

Argue argue argue. That's all anybody does on Tim Minchin videos. Just shut up and watch the genius at work.

[MrJordyKilby]

@OliByGolly1

Yer but as smart as God is, he can't get a boner :(

[icuikillu]

He singing about me :)

[test123ok]

lol im sure all religious people think he's the devil with red hair !

[ajvankan]

nope

[daveyer2]

im chrisitiany and i found it funny as it mainly targeted islam and it didn't ent my beliefs at all

[drinkyruns]

@daveyer2 your a christian AKA dumb cunt. all the same shit.

[daveyer2]

@drinkyruns what? just because im christian doesnt mean i can't talk.... and so what if i do believe in god it doesnt affect me. im still intrested in science and most of christianity is stupid.

[OliByGolly1]

@drinkyruns The smartest man in the world is a Christian. He has an IQ of 210.

[drinkyruns]

@OliByGolly1 Bro, if you are a christian, then read this quote. You cant really disagree with it. "Christianity = The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie can make you live forever if you telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, and symbolically eat his flesh and blood. This is to remove an evil force in your soul which is present in humanity because a rib women was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree" Still a dumb cunt. sozza.

[OliByGolly1]

@drinkyruns So: Albert Einstein (Jewish, IQ 160) was a dumb cunt?

Isaac Newton (Orthodox Catholic, IQ 190) was a dumb cunt?

Leonardo di Vinci (Catholic and believed smartest man in the modern period, IQ 220) was a dumb cunt?

You look like the retard saying that some of the smartest people in world history are 'dumb cunts'

[drinkyruns]

@OliByGolly1 "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly." - Albert Einstein. He was not religious. Yeah Newton and Di Vinci were obviously smart guys, however Religion is for people who dont like doing their own thinking. Its dumb, and has done nothing for our planet. You cant really gauge the 'smartest man in the world' on IQ.

[rhubis]

@drinkyruns I'd also say that it doesn't matter at all, someone can be the smartest man that ever lived and be religious and it would mean nothing, how smart someone is doesn't change that they can be wrong (or make them immune to indoctrination).

[AbortedHitlerCock]

@daveyer2 They're pretty much the same thing...

[swguygardner]

@Heschian189 you think his stuff is disgusting??? you should never watch family guy.. it would blow your fishy mind:) ("fishy mind" was a quote from one of tims skits... i wasn't suggesting your brain smells of fish... if it did it might give you a haddock:) get it? like "headache" but.. Fishy?... i'll shut up now:)

[Xylogeist]

Up... another person raped by God, 15 total now.

[trollolin]

Meh, makes him no better than all those crazy preachers, he just so happens to be good at piano.

[isJonneh]

@trollolin i disagree, the difference is everything he said was true.

[DeviousWizard]

when i heard this the first time

i laughed until i died

then i woke up

and laughed and died again, then woke up and fainted (:

[arabbusta]

14 got anal raped by god

[Megamazing00]

Best human. 

[TimB1234567]

hahahaha Tim made a farrrneeeey

[miyabi121190]

This is bloody brilliant, I swear...

[tinysoulsista]

My favourite lines are "you don`t have to be a great thinker to conclude that God`s a bum" and "he`s going to whip me like a hoe".

Love you Tim, hope I meet you again real soon!

[walsh941]

Thanks to my bf, I now love Tim Minchin haha

[HeyRuka]

I think I'm in love.

[KaslarProductions]

Ezekiel 8 is about Idolatry in the Temple..

[LMF5000]

@KaslarProductions You're right! I read it through, and I still dunno which part of Ezekiel 8 Tim was talking about.

[KaslarProductions]

@LMF5000 He simply was only using it as a rhyme. sad really he couldn't find a passage in the "Big Book of Multiple Choice" to suit his needs better.... Although He might be reffering to the Quoran. but I doubt it

[LMF5000]

@KaslarProductions Yeah. Would've been cool if he did though but I don't think there's any passage that would agree with his lyrics. On the other hand, in the next verse when he referred to the Quoran he sort of "cheated" by not referring to any particular passages, so there's no easy way to check :)

[KaslarProductions]

@LMF5000 True that. =P

[swguygardner]

@KaslarProductions tbh Ezekiel 8 probably just rhymns with fucking great... its probably in there somewhere though:)

[HorstSchlabber]

I wasn't offended

[TheCMinister]

Tim Minchin Give's my a philosophical Boner.

[Soseloshvili]

Prepubescent voice crack 0:35 :P

[JoeParkerAndThePower]

My friend Pete says that the covering-up-in-black thing isn't in the Koran, but a commentary that goes with it. But then, he also says "I heard that off another bloke, so I could be talking out of my arse." So he could be talking out of his arse.

But, still...

[Soseloshvili]

@JoeParkerAndThePower The Qu'ran isn't the only holy text of Islam. There are the Hadith - which is basically things that Mohammed said to help explain the Qu'ran. And your friend Pete is quite right - it's in the Hadith, not the Qu'ran.

[JoeParkerAndThePower]

@Soseloshvili Ah - fair enough. Cheers for the clarification x

[rabidsi]

Look, if you're going to resort to multiple counts of substance abuse just to argue on the internet I'd suggest some time away, broski.

[jacobleesamwise]

i wnat to be part of Tim Minchin's religion. it would be fukin awsome

[albamababe]

god I love this, he playes faster and faster still he doesn\t seem to have any trouble. To boot it he has genious humoristic lyrics and prenounciation as well as a good dialect.

Remember, this song is fun (even without permission from your mom)

[OldGreeeeeeeeeg]

I love tim minchin :D

genius... lol.

[se7en1976]

I love Tim. But it just goes to show how much contempt he has for anyone that believes in anything spiritual.

[Mennn000]

@se7en1976 No.... he's pointing out some of the absurdities in certain relegions. While religion is a part of spiritualism, not all spiritualism is religion.

[rabidsi]

@se7en1976 "I love Tim. But it just goes to show how much contempt he has for anyone gullible and unskeptical enough to believe in bullshit with no evidence to back it up."

Fix'd!

[MyOldName]

@rabidsi

Dude, that was an eleven month old comment. Regardless of the accuracy of your statement, be a twat on a fresher post.

[rabidsi]

@MyOldName So sorry, my mistake. For a minute there I thought this was a public comment on the internets!

[MyOldName]

@rabidsi

The older it is, the less likely it is to produce anything lulzy. You're just wasting space. So what if it's public? If you see a free cookie but it's been out on the counter for eleven months, would you eat it?  After all, it's free.

[rabidsi]

@MyOldName awww u mad? You can rest easy, Youtube probably isn't that desperate for storage space and I ain't gonna steal your cookie. However, if the fact that I replied to someone else's old comment bugs you that much, I highly doubt those are the problems you should be worrying about. Instead I'd suggest a little clinical therapy... or possibly rectal surgery to remove that log from your fucking ass.

[MyOldName]

@rabidsi

For someone accusing me of being pissed, you're sounding awful hostile.

[rabidsi]

@MyOldName I don't recall any mention of alcohol.

[MyOldName]

@rabidsi

*Snorts*

[bigworldsmallperson]

@se7en1976 contempt?! have you noticed that everything he says here and in similar songs like The Good Book are completely true?!!

[shakeumsable]

this guy is awsome, you should check out some of his other stuff.

[charlotterocker2007]

Omg he is friggin amazing!

[NewSoul101]

man, his voice is lovely. he is just so awesome, can't listen to him enough. :)

[ilovegs11]

i luv him and his songs.x lol

[catbell69]

even with permission from your Mum! lol xD

[thebreadbinman]

I've got a more recent dvd and he's got so much more confident, it's much better =)

(but this is still brilliant =p)

[KigoWhiteWolf]

:D now my favorite comedian :3

[falys05]

@KigoWhiteWolf I was listening to Bo Burnham about a week ago, and someone says in the comments on one of his videos "Tim Minchin is miles ahead of this guy" i haven't watched anything else since!

[Theicemonkeyjr]

awsomness