"Alright its getting crowded in here, everyone out." *Everyone starts to leave* "Not you Scott. Not you Number two. Not you Frau. Not you Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchmen arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something." *Looks at Mini-me* "Ohhh, this is uncomfortableee"
And he got two so they can have freakin baby shark pups with freakin flashlights attached to their freakin heads. They have to work there way up through freakin shark school before they get to attach freakin lasers to their freakin heads.
Uhhhh... why does the lazer fly around the man, and not hit him in the gut? I JUST watched this, and the guy totally gets nailed with a lazer. True story.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1905, gray sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean. In cold wind, she was standing on the cliff, waiting for him. No one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: "She is a mystery, with exotic gracefulness" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror and kill you. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE
SOLUTION TO CAPPING GULF OIL SPILL: Sharks with lasers beams strapped to their heads. Sharks can cut the pipe with the laser and then we can get that cap on the riser pipe.
I submitted that idea to BP but, in their short-sightedness, they rejected it. But I ask you, they haven't fixed it yet so would sharks with lasers attached to their heads hurt?
the way to a dads heart eh, frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads. i know what i'm getting my dad for his birthday lol
OPEN THE TANK !!
F50Italia 2 weeks ago
i used to have sharks with frikin lasers attached to their frikin heads! untill i took a laser to the knee and had to get rid of them.
wolfmoon2682 2 weeks ago
@wolfmoon2682 You will not get likes as Skyrim jokes aren't used anymore in 2012.
XxOrochimaruX 2 weeks ago
5 people don't have fricken sharks with fricken lazerbeams attached to thrit fricken heads!
MrCSInyfan1000 3 weeks ago
:33 oscar moment
reachforacreech 3 weeks ago
lol lollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
imanmcd24 2 months ago
This was the one good laugh I got out of the movie.
JamesOhGoodie 3 months ago
@JamesOhGoodie The whole movie is this godamn funny. Idk how this is the only one you got lol.
Ryu12543 3 months ago
@Ryu12543 I m with James on this one. The first two austin powers were great but the third was a huge let down.
dcc1980 3 weeks ago
@dcc1980 Eh, I guess you could say I have nostalgia for all three, so I love all three.
Ryu12543 3 weeks ago
" OPEN THE TANK!!!!!!!!!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!
TheHbkfan67 4 months ago
"You're the best evil son an evil dad could ask for."
Lol
MichaelCox 4 months ago
lol
dundizzy20 4 months ago
You mean i actually have frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?
kullprit 4 months ago 2
Awwwh... :) sweetest evil father and evil son moment ever!
PenanceFail9 5 months ago 6
Dumpert!!
yuursk 5 months ago 10
"Alright its getting crowded in here, everyone out." *Everyone starts to leave* "Not you Scott. Not you Number two. Not you Frau. Not you Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchmen arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something." *Looks at Mini-me* "Ohhh, this is uncomfortableee"
UngratefulLiving420 5 months ago 26
DR EVIL FINALLY GOT HIS SHARKS WITH FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHE TO THEIR FRIKKIN HEADS!!
Isarru69069 5 months ago 4
@Isarru69069 I know, right? It took forever...
RandomCommenterful 4 months ago
whats weird is in the dvd version, that guy actually got hit with the laser
HunterRandell 5 months ago
Okay, I admit it, this is the one part of the movie that REALLY made me laugh. He finally got the frikkin' sharks with the frikkin' laser beams!
JamesOhGoodie 5 months ago
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xLehotsky88x 5 months ago
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xLehotsky88x 5 months ago
So I have freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there freaking heads
Halorrific1 5 months ago
OPEN THE TANK!!!!
alice33228 6 months ago
mono?
leerman22 6 months ago
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH!!!!!!!!
XxParise9xX 6 months ago
That's funny in the 1st movie
harleyluigi1 6 months ago
Turn auto audio-to-subtitles translation on, you will LOL!
cordavento 7 months ago 3
3 People don't like Sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads.
Xyrin 7 months ago
keewl
MrCalac123 7 months ago
Happy father's day!
hankaaron1961 7 months ago
3 people don't have sharks with laser beams attached to their heads
nicp90 7 months ago 3
COOOOL!
MetalSuperDemon 7 months ago
"COOL. Ya mean I accually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads!?!"
XD lol, yup that's Dr. Evil for ya!
xxRAWRxGIRLxx 7 months ago
I kinda hoped theyd be those laserpens,
mdsatan 8 months ago
so sad made me cry
theawsomejacob 8 months ago
Cool! You know I have freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there freaking heads!!
warrenastro1 8 months ago
you mean i accualy have freakin sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their freakin heads?!? XD
skittlez432 9 months ago
3 PEOPLE DIDN'T GET Sharks with lazers on their heads
car45j34 9 months ago
3 people didn't have frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads
angusyoung15 9 months ago
the best part is where he's like "cool!"
MrSamster911 9 months ago
The three people who disliked this video are losers.
kasanj 9 months ago
@kasanj NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH! try 3 people who disliked this video were attacked by a pack of sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their head!
RawrNinjaBurgers 9 months ago
@kasanj that or they actually got zapped by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.... PTSD ain't pretty...
Schwartzschildradius 9 months ago
"you mean i actully have frikin sharks with frikin laser beams attached to their frikin heads!"
LOL gets me all the time :')
BwSabz 10 months ago
-bieoooowwww!-
Engineer: Argh!
Dr. Evil: Coooo!
Uchihaman1234 10 months ago
And he got two so they can have freakin baby shark pups with freakin flashlights attached to their freakin heads. They have to work there way up through freakin shark school before they get to attach freakin lasers to their freakin heads.
OrthodoxParadoxBox 10 months ago
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So what will happen to the mutant sea-bass?
keith8880 10 months ago
friken frikin frickin meeeeeeeeeE!!!!! meee "Q!!! fuck osama bin ladin
k13ran17 10 months ago
@lachproductions101
your comment is more annoying then the comments that copy lines
buuski 10 months ago
Uhhhh... why does the lazer fly around the man, and not hit him in the gut? I JUST watched this, and the guy totally gets nailed with a lazer. True story.
danelandorbust 10 months ago
@danelandorbust You're right. This must be the G rated TV version. Look at this version where the guard gets hit by the laser.
watch?v=Nh5Lh-tTSZQ
gotham61 8 months ago
He has wanted them since austin powers 1 :D
RealShadowhedgehog 11 months ago
I couldn't stand the Austin Powers character but Dr. Evil, Mini Me, & Scotty were great.
andyrooney12 11 months ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1905, gray sky shrouded the anxious northern ocean. In cold wind, she was standing on the cliff, waiting for him. No one ever found her until 2000 when a young girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: "She is a mystery, with exotic gracefulness" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror and kill you. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE
mikkimko 11 months ago
I still think this is one of the funniest mini-scenes in modern film. And HogsAteMySister knows.
nzmoores 1 year ago
ya mean I have frickin sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their frickin heads
lookibatmanitesfatma 1 year ago
friken sharks with friken laserbeams attached to their friken heads
TheWaewert 1 year ago
turn on the closed captions. funny as hell!
counterclockwise123 1 year ago
yes dr. Evil you actually have fricken sharks with fricken lazer beams atached to there fricken heads
XxPHO3NIX 1 year ago
Mindy screams: OPEM THE TANK !!!!!! ha ha
nurktwin1960 1 year ago
your telling me i have fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads?!
GamingNerd117 1 year ago
3 people were laz0r'ed by sharks
SpikeitropianP 1 year ago
3 people were thrown into the shark tank
SpikeitropianP 1 year ago
LMFAO @ OPEN THE TANK xD
vivic112 1 year ago
ominous noises
karatekookie1 1 year ago
I put "sharks with friken laser beams attached to their heads" on my Christmas list
Jords464 1 year ago
@Jords464 Legen wait for it Dary!!!!
lazytobi24 1 year ago
how ya doin son....WOOAHH!!!
nug4life 1 year ago 2
3 people are jealous mini mes
Mrshadowmind14 1 year ago
so really, all scotty had to do, was giving his dad sharks with friggin laserbeams attached to their heads xD
FreshAir911 1 year ago
3 people aren't the best evil sons an evil dad could ever ask for.
darknessforever75 1 year ago 6
2 people are family members of the henchmen killed by the frickin sharks with lazerbeams attached to their heads
MultiTwigs 1 year ago
0.12 HAHAHAH
leshkaka 1 year ago
2 people are worthless henchmen that should just fall down on Michael Caine's command.
iforgot87871 1 year ago
"are those sharks with laser beams attacheted to there heads"
C815richard 1 year ago
Friggin Sharks with Friggin lazers attached to their Friggin Heads? OMG YAY!
MrJr1302 1 year ago
2 people didnt got their sharks
soulripper030792 1 year ago
COOOOOOL
erlejomo 1 year ago
I couldn't get anything that expensive for my dad.
Agent1W 1 year ago
holy shit the audio captions actualy work on this
icydrag 1 year ago
5/19/13 EXPECT US
SniperX147 1 year ago
Open the tank... OPEN THE TAAAAAAANK!!!
makes me lol every time!
Niro646 1 year ago 3
1 Person is Blind!
Oaglor 1 year ago
consider this favorited
incinerator327 1 year ago
Cool! You mean I actually have fickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their fickin heads? XD
Musicture 1 year ago
audioscript is funny.
''they study presidents work''
''Her the sharks basic things attached to their hands''.
''yeah Africa charged with protecting think that that's their forget that''
Angerfist2 1 year ago
@Angerfist2 they fixed it lol
Hitmonchan107 1 year ago
En español podrías decir <rajado!> en vez de <freakin'!>.
trodat07 1 year ago
Frickin' hilarious! Frickin'
Ledementaurus 1 year ago
lmfao 0:25
COOOOOOL
Brewtus23h 1 year ago
'ominous noises'
Mugsi 1 year ago
AP1: No sharks AP3: friken skarks
1willage 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
SOLUTION TO CAPPING GULF OIL SPILL: Sharks with lasers beams strapped to their heads. Sharks can cut the pipe with the laser and then we can get that cap on the riser pipe.
I submitted that idea to BP but, in their short-sightedness, they rejected it. But I ask you, they haven't fixed it yet so would sharks with lasers attached to their heads hurt?
RoyRolling 1 year ago
lol
open the tank...
OPEN THE TANK!!!!!!
NMYSTH 1 year ago
Dr. Evil: "Cooool! You mean I actually have freakin' sharks, with freakin' lazer beams, attached to their freakin' heads?"
erpuzzetta01 1 year ago
HHNNNNNNNGGGGRRRRRRR
i love you son
mrfourtysevenman 1 year ago 182
@mrfourtysevenman No your wrong, according YouTube's CC It's: "Mmnnugghh."
acsetpoint 1 year ago
@mrfourtysevenman my son said he loves me, JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
mrsarg777 7 months ago
simplybrilliant
foxuzamaki 1 year ago
the way to a dads heart eh, frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads. i know what i'm getting my dad for his birthday lol
Wilipeidia 1 year ago
I also want to have a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to their frickin' heads!
m0sesses0m 1 year ago
0:11 ladies and gentlemen, a cameo by Yoko Ono
playdohtheatre 1 year ago 87
@playdohtheatre Who?
Ironbat92 7 months ago
@playdohtheatre Who?
RandomCommenterful 4 months ago
haha he actually has frickin' shars with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads! LOL!!!! I love this movie forever <3
MortalKombat773 1 year ago
aww nice bit of bonding there lol
MatrixMatt5192 1 year ago
lol
iluvme4never 1 year ago
''how you been sports.....WoOoW!O.O!'' hahaha this movie is the best :D
filipinofear13 2 years ago
EPICKIER
Yoshi4990 2 years ago
0:05 thats so funny!!
ilovejaredleto11 2 years ago
Best haircut ever
kodamonster524 2 years ago
:D he got his sharks with the lazer beams attached to thier heads! finally
magicbanna555 2 years ago
mmmmmmmmm i love you son
lol
firehill56 2 years ago
seth green is ausome
TheRabbitFear 2 years ago
i looooove it... setz green is so cool. and austin powers are so damn funny.
ypseldypsel 2 years ago
Seth Green looks so YOUNG in the Austin Powers films :D
christopherwoods 2 years ago
"you mean i have frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?!"
hahaha! that's my favorite part of the scene!
twilightgirl1230 2 years ago 2
I love Austin Powers.
Irover18 2 years ago
no i did too
blackhole997 2 years ago
really im the only one who has commented on this vid?
Mjkluiopo 2 years ago
ya lol :D
hunter32o 2 years ago