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  • OPEN THE TANK !!

  • i used to have sharks with frikin lasers attached to their frikin heads! untill i took a laser to the knee and had to get rid of them.

  • @wolfmoon2682 You will not get likes as Skyrim jokes aren't used anymore in 2012.

  • 5 people don't have fricken sharks with fricken lazerbeams attached to thrit fricken heads!

  • :33 oscar moment

  • lol lollol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

  • This was the one good laugh I got out of the movie.

  • @JamesOhGoodie The whole movie is this godamn funny. Idk how this is the only one you got lol.

  • @Ryu12543 I m with James on this one. The first two austin powers were great but the third was a huge let down.

  • @dcc1980 Eh, I guess you could say I have nostalgia for all three, so I love all three.

  • " OPEN THE TANK!!!!!!!!!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • "You're the best evil son an evil dad could ask for."

    Lol

  • lol

  • You mean i actually have frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?

  • Awwwh... :) sweetest evil father and evil son moment ever!

  • Dumpert!!

  • "Alright its getting crowded in here, everyone out." *Everyone starts to leave* "Not you Scott. Not you Number two. Not you Frau. Not you Goldmember. Not you, guys back there. Not you, henchman holding wrench. Not you, henchmen arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like you're doing something." *Looks at Mini-me* "Ohhh, this is uncomfortableee"

  • DR EVIL FINALLY GOT HIS SHARKS WITH FRIKKIN LASER BEAMS ATTACHE TO THEIR FRIKKIN HEADS!!

  • @Isarru69069 I know, right? It took forever...

  • whats weird is in the dvd version, that guy actually got hit with the laser

  • Okay, I admit it, this is the one part of the movie that REALLY made me laugh. He finally got the frikkin' sharks with the frikkin' laser beams!

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  • So I have freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there freaking heads

  • OPEN THE TANK!!!!

  • mono?

  • WOOOOOOOOOOAAAHHH!!!!!!!!

  • That's funny in the 1st movie

  • Turn auto audio-to-subtitles translation on, you will LOL!

  • 3 People don't like Sharks with freaking lasers attached to their freaking heads.

  • keewl

  • Happy father's day!

  • 3 people don't have sharks with laser beams attached to their heads

  • COOOOL!

  • "COOL. Ya mean I accually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads!?!"

    XD lol, yup that's Dr. Evil for ya!

  • I kinda hoped theyd be those laserpens, 

  • so sad made me cry

  • Cool! You know I have freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to there freaking heads!!

  • you mean i accualy have freakin sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their freakin heads?!? XD

  • 3 PEOPLE DIDN'T GET Sharks with lazers on their heads

  • 3 people didn't have frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads

  • the best part is where he's like "cool!"

  • The three people who disliked this video are losers.

  • @kasanj NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH! try 3 people who disliked this video were attacked by a pack of sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their head!

  • @kasanj that or they actually got zapped by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads.... PTSD ain't pretty...

  • "you mean i actully have frikin sharks with frikin laser beams attached to their frikin heads!"

    LOL gets me all the time :')

  • -bieoooowwww!-

    Engineer: Argh!

    Dr. Evil: Coooo!

  • And he got two so they can have freakin baby shark pups with freakin flashlights attached to their freakin heads. They have to work there way up through freakin shark school before they get to attach freakin lasers to their freakin heads.

  • friken frikin frickin meeeeeeeeeE!!!!! meee "Q!!! fuck osama bin ladin

  • @lachproductions101

    your comment is more annoying then the comments that copy lines

  • Uhhhh... why does the lazer fly around the man, and not hit him in the gut? I JUST watched this, and the guy totally gets nailed with a lazer. True story.

  • @danelandorbust You're right. This must be the G rated TV version. Look at this version where the guard gets hit by the laser.

    watch?v=Nh5Lh-tTSZQ

  • He has wanted them since austin powers 1 :D

  • I couldn't stand the Austin Powers character but Dr. Evil, Mini Me, & Scotty were great.

  • I still think this is one of the funniest mini-scenes in modern film. And HogsAteMySister knows.

  • ya mean I have frickin sharks with frickin lazer beams attached to their frickin heads

  • friken sharks with friken laserbeams attached to their friken heads

  • turn on the closed captions. funny as hell!

  • yes dr. Evil you actually have fricken sharks with fricken lazer beams atached to there fricken heads

  • Mindy screams: OPEM THE TANK !!!!!! ha ha

  • your telling me i have fricken sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their fricken heads?!

  • 3 people were laz0r'ed by sharks

  • 3 people were thrown into the shark tank

  • LMFAO @ OPEN THE TANK xD

  • ominous noises

  • I put "sharks with friken laser beams attached to their heads" on my Christmas list

  • @Jords464 Legen wait for it Dary!!!!

  • how ya doin son....WOOAHH!!!

  • 3 people are jealous mini mes

  • so really, all scotty had to do, was giving his dad sharks with friggin laserbeams attached to their heads xD

  • 3 people aren't the best evil sons an evil dad could ever ask for.

  • 2 people are family members of the henchmen killed by the frickin sharks with lazerbeams attached to their heads

  • 0.12  HAHAHAH

  • 2 people are worthless henchmen that should just fall down on Michael Caine's command.

  • "are those sharks with laser beams attacheted to there heads"

  • Friggin Sharks with Friggin lazers attached to their Friggin Heads? OMG YAY!

  • 2 people didnt got their sharks

  • COOOOOOL

  • I couldn't get anything that expensive for my dad.

  • holy shit the audio captions actualy work on this

  • 5/19/13 EXPECT US

  • Open the tank... OPEN THE TAAAAAAANK!!!

    makes me lol every time!

  • 1 Person is Blind!

  • consider this favorited

    

  • Cool! You mean I actually have fickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their fickin heads? XD

  • audioscript is funny.

    ''they study presidents work''

    ''Her the sharks basic things attached to their hands''.

    ''yeah Africa charged with protecting think that that's their forget that''

  • @Angerfist2 they fixed it lol

  • En español podrías decir <rajado!> en vez de <freakin'!>.

  • Frickin' hilarious! Frickin'

  • lmfao 0:25

    COOOOOOL

  • 'ominous noises'

  • AP1: No sharks AP3: friken skarks

  • lol

    open the tank...

    OPEN THE TANK!!!!!!

  • Dr. Evil: "Cooool! You mean I actually have freakin' sharks, with freakin' lazer beams, attached to their freakin' heads?"

  • HHNNNNNNNGGGGRRRRRRR

    i love you son

  • @mrfourtysevenman No your wrong, according YouTube's CC It's: "Mmnnugghh."

  • @mrfourtysevenman my son said he loves me, JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

  • simplybrilliant

  • the way to a dads heart eh, frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads. i know what i'm getting my dad for his birthday lol

  • I also want to have a frickin' shark with a frickin' laser beam attached to their frickin' heads!

  • 0:11 ladies and gentlemen, a cameo by Yoko Ono

  • @playdohtheatre Who?

  • @playdohtheatre Who?

  • haha he actually has frickin' shars with frickin' laserbeams attached to their frickin' heads! LOL!!!! I love this movie forever <3

  • aww nice bit of bonding there lol

  • lol

  • ''how you been sports.....WoOoW!O.O!'' hahaha this movie is the best :D

  • EPICKIER

  • 0:05 thats so funny!!

  • Best haircut ever

  • :D he got his sharks with the lazer beams attached to thier heads! finally

  • mmmmmmmmm i love you son

    lol

  • seth green is ausome

  • i looooove it... setz green is so cool. and austin powers are so damn funny.

  • Seth Green looks so YOUNG in the Austin Powers films :D

  • "you mean i have frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their frickin heads?!"

    hahaha! that's my favorite part of the scene!

  • I love Austin Powers.

  • no i did too

  • really im the only one who has commented on this vid?

  • ya lol :D

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