Techno Viking - Original (Great copy)

[mudakoger1]

Mingi "narkolaxu all"? :))

[unsubduedone]

i love how he doesn't stop dancing even when he's putting a motherfucker in line lol this guy's the real deal

[syndrome86]

0:38 "fuck that, I can't even read"

[inputverifier]

He actually broke up a fight just before he started marking here :-P The other dude was pretty tough looking too, but nothing compared to Techno Viking :-D

[Sussismatt]

It's like a fusion of the ancient Scandinavians and modern Scandinavians. Sick.

[alions123]

@Sussismatt Modern Vikings play metal.

[capitangoldfish]

please can someone tell me whats the song at 0:40?

[strippokerlover]

Just can't stop looking at his boobies bouncin

[EASPORTS2K9]

So... if this is an Original. Why is it a "great cop" o_O

[RikkiTikki350]

This is Hulk Hogans cousin.

[deanleventis04]

MAC from ALWAYS SUNNY!! nice karate moves bro

[omganotherun]

Aw, this is less awesome without the joke subtitles.

[GundamDeathScythe11]

way too much shit in his pockets and on his belt

[eagle294]

Mattias Nilsson from mercenaries 2 world in flames??? o.O

[hughboo3]

shorts too high.

[bisteish]

what's the song called?

[SkarekrowPaleface13]

Awesomenees hahaha LMWAO

[Shippoyasha]

Hey everyone, it's Keith Jardine!

[BMXriedl]

He says: "Halt den Ball flach Alter!"

[dhsswim11]

It's Metais Nelson!!!

[devonjamesosborne]

No liligaggin

[88UTUBENAZI88]

extreme

[Jubelhuber]

Shouldnt he be shouting at dragons?

[TheOvenHeat]

(Insert gay skyrim reference)



[vinceanims1]

i used to dance like techno viking.......BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE ~gets bitch slapped by techno viking-

[ihatecivicssomuch]

@vinceanims1 fag. that jokes dead now.

[ShoopdGaming]

You think it's funny to poke fun at Techno viking? he is cursed with epic dance moves and constant techno music

He is a soldier, a god, among men, and he shall be saluted for generations to come

Techno Viking, The man, or the legend?

[RonnyWest]

Does anybodu know the name of the song that starts in 0:43?

[TAKAHASHIGRAY]

@RonnyWest  Winstan - "Save Change and exit"

[alekosimba]

@RonnyWest It's "Winstan-Save,change and exit''

[JONNONERD4LIFE]

Techno Viking has survived the time war, twice

[TheSouthsidestrangle]

Techno Olaf

[DarthEvilicus]

Techno Viking doesnt read, he just dances

[1FireAnt1]

he is chuck norris´s biggest enemy

[timolisse]

what kind of parade is it? and were?

[mrsoza]

@timolisse Think it's Love Parade in Germany...?

[arschminze]

@mrsoza i guess it was the fuckparade in berlin, the "answer" to the loveparade with less commerce and other technostyles like hardcore, gabba, schranz, dnb etc etc

[ecwfan3052]

@timolisse Fuckparade 2000. It takes place in Berlin.

[allehx852]

not fuckin with him yo

[LHKDeath]

He's dragonborn

[TheOtherMadHater]

Keith Jardine?



[MirandaJedi]

dude thats keith jardine ( the dean of mean) UFC fighter. crazyyy

[VTheDarknessAngel]

tits ~~~~D:

[necrophagia]

wie geil seine titten wackeln!

[MrZaco32]

TECHNO BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!

[ongdacos]

Delphine : DRAGONBORN ! Y U NO FIGHT ALDUIN !!!?

[marcsound]

i wonder if Techno Viking likes dudes, cuz I totally wanna get all Viking with him

[makelovenotwartpla]

Chuck Norris would pwn him :)

[MrScrewsoya]

his tits looks flabby

[SK22000]

This video will never fail to crack me up

[faith808girl]

i have GOT to be descended vikings... i think this is the coolest thing ever XD

[VoteOrDie90]

what is the name of the first song?

[TheRickRod]

the titties made me laugh

[shadowfax1903]

so which country is this exactly ? ...if everyone is like this guy it would be a bitch to drive around ..

[Fokosmok]

@shadowfax1903

GERMANY

[pitbullzkid]

oooooook there.....this guy is supposed to be so badass? he should step into a ufc fighting cage and bounce his man boobs around like that...god id die to see it

[Melvin1337]

@pitbullzkid Easy: Search for Keith Jardine UFC here on YouTube ;)

[roidz17]

Damn it not the full vid where is it

[motherurck]

@MegaBlast5000 Of course, this is the Techno Viking Mating Dance, he does this when he is trying to find a suitable mate, so there could be lots of baby Techno Vikings!

[SteZooNeR]

Let me ask.. 1: What the hell is this about? 2: What does this have with Skyrim to do?

[r2d2socks]

what a fucking badass

[hoooooops]

mmmh...it's good for you..... ^^

[AndySo2000]

does the real techno viking know this exists lol. I kind of like that first track but damn that dj cannot mix for the life of him

[ikasp3r]

this is why chuck norris never leaves the US

[MrZululion1]

@ikasp3r prepare to die in your sleep in 7 days good sir

[alphawolf313]

@ikasp3r this is in berlin O.o

[mrplank05]

@ikasp3r Yeah otherwise he'd have to clean this techno faggot's blood off his boots.

[fatheremmons85]

wtf

[bloodybutsa]

WIN!!!, put this to 'give me everything' LMAO!!!

[wackinstack]

What the.... -What.....??

[ItsBaconPower]

So, that's what Thor does when he's not battling Loki. 

[mrplank05]

@ItsBaconPower That's not Thor. Thor never fucked his father in the back hallway like this cunt does.

[3neco90]

whats the song?

[Voteforclaytonishka]

@3neco90 winstan - save change and exit



[batvin88]

@3neco90 wich one?



[alexjoey87]

ma chi è questo sfigato che alla sua età ancora balla la techno?mangia meno md,,,w la ganja!!!

[twistoffate4]

Faggot Viking wannabe, he shouldn't make make rediculous of the vikings! They were million times more hardcore than this fuck ass is!

[yougouldbourn]

@twistoffate4 you fail

[batvin88]

@twistoffate4 i doubt it

[kataboy]

Looks like another fucking Euro idiot..

[paulouloulo]

@kataboy Better than the country dancers :)

[melinil]

@kataboy Y U Hatin bro?! :( U jelly of viking abs?

[smotpoker15]

hahaa looks like biff from back to the future

[tychus2401]

that must have been some good skooma

[saxonsiphon]

What the hell are they doin

[MrMako89]

parada równości vikingów

[Steven1992ization]

Keith "The Techno Viking" Jardine!!!

[DomoDanny]

Mr. Elliot....?

[OGRiversideTattoo]

Wack

[nullwii]

this isn't the full version

[bKdUsTy]

Techno Viking will kill Chuck Norris and absorb his soul...

[mythrune74]

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweetroll?

[WhereTheFenceIsLow]

Look at those pecks!!

[neoshade123]

Techno Viking is in Chuck Norris' uncle

[DeathAngel135]

I wanna be a techno viking when I grow up...

[NoiseBoomer]

The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking.

[rahungry]

Fus Ro Da! 

[vyensil]

i couldn't stop staring at his boobs

[slimininin]

OH MAN SKYRIM REFRENCEL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SO FUNNY!!!!

[ajax833]

FUS DO RAVE

[knails]

he can dance, but even if he couldn't, no one would mess with him

[tulapi123]

Original AND Copy in title. Funny ^-^

[BlackNightMare913]

yep the real OLAF!

[Joobs1010]

wonder how E'd up this guy is...

[general127]

I's there anyone who can tell me titles of those songs?

[purpleagave23]

he had to get ripped some how

[rukadevuroux]

OoO i just died bc this is so cool

[MazariegosA]

whats the song called that starts at 0:45 seconds?

[zer0nable]

@MazariegosA

Winstan - Save Change and Exit

[zimizi]

so schlecht^^

[shipshape08]

this guy is built like a titanium shit-house.

[88adamjohn]

lmfao i love how he stops to read the leaflet. Epic.

[TheCaptainjose]

@88adamjohn then rips it up

[MrDecks123]

whats the song at 50?

[Bessameculo]

This is how Beowulf prepares for battle. The epic Nordic war dance.

[grimmerMD]

Steroids + Ecstacy= Techno Viking

[jimbobdavidelvis123]

His stomach looks like a sack of potato's

[sirms1234]

he is the real Dovahkiin;)

[4l0n3had3s]

@sirms1234 kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[MansDuality]

@sirms1234 sed t be a dancer like him until i took donuts to the mouth

[1846alexander]

no wonder germany lost the WARS..it has too many GERMS

[Connor9242]

An add came up asking me to apply for university..

[HackingAModdedGlitch]

Anyone notice he is wearing a red and blue socks?haha

[wadacash]

1:25 - That fool was so gone hahahah

[niggaslookindumb]

0:51 no i got this thanx you

[wadacash]

@niggaslookindumb hahahaha

[niggaslookindumb]

hes really a chick



[Asodinn]

I got here from: Boo 2 - Cutest and most fluffiest Dog EVER !

[kionmon]

I used to be a viking but then I took an arrow to the knee

[MisterWittur]

that dude has NOT taken an arrow to the knee

[MrManpug]

He's so macho I'd feed him my first born.

[Nhordmyr]

2:00 Original Viking Tits-Bounce makes you jealous!

[PurpleFlame3]

0:12 Carmen Miranda Chica Chica Boom Chic

[desonofied]

who else just watched his boobs bounce?

[allabtMando]

What exactly is going on?...

[TheJhon6969]

I was once a techno viking....than I took an arrow to the knee...

[StarsetFlight]

@TheJhon6969 Nice originality... oh wait, except everyone else has already said that. Typical faggot youtube comment.

[SnowShackboy]

@TheJhon6969 i used to think arrow to the knee jokes were funny... but then i took a battle axe to the face..

[slimininin]

@TheJhon6969 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH SO FUNNY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLL

[JoninJordan]

In their music.... he is technakiin,a TECHNOBORN

TECH-NO-DAH!

[killergoku]

Skyrim when your system is off >>;

[danipuffi]

daaamn skyrim trailer :D

[bettypro]

Whats Skooma? lol

[Grunethok]

You can tell this is not America, no fatties.

[bettypro]

@Grunethok fuck you.

[mickeyford]

@Grunethok Yea, you can tell it is europe. Lots of gay people and nobody is working.

[olipor80]

@mickeyford tu puta mader

[mickeyford]

@olipor80 Y la palabra es "madre". Aprender a escribir imbecil.

[JOCKEYSI3OLLIX]

@mickeyford That and there's a distinct lack of morbidly obese people walking by in the background.

And I didn't here one gunshot. It must be Europe alright.

[mickeyford]

@JOCKEYSI3OLLIX I don't hear any gunshots where I am, nor do I see many morbidly obese people. Does that mean I'm in Europe?

[JOCKEYSI3OLLIX]

@mickeyford One generalisation deserves another no?

[caveyiswow92]

i use to be a viking until i took a arrow in the knee

[shinorulz7]

can someone answer why they call him techno viking when the music is hardstyle? used for shuffling

[starsiegeRoks]

@shinorulz7 because to most people who arent die hard fans, any kind of electronic music is techno.

[mickeyford]

God Europeans are gay....

[cuthlundown]

@mickeyford and americans are FAT

[mickeyford]

@cuthlundown Not me! :D  And I'd rather be fat than gay.

[mickeyford]

@cuthlundown Romanians are POOR. hahahahahaha!!!!

[ImaBAMF2029]

hes got great rhythm though.

[Taricus]

Jiggly viking boobehz!

[slimsanta811]

Song names?

[TheDonhudson]

@slimsanta811

can-d-music navigator

[TheDonhudson]

@slimsanta811 i think ur also planing to offer the technoviking a dance

[MrLurch66]

Anyone know what city this was filmed in?

[gabelug001]

@MrLurch66 somewhere in Germany

[Mayhem1028]

Can i bet tis the legendary DOVAKIIN

[peterrossbooth2011]

DRUG fuked?!

[zombiebiscut86]

Deleted scene from Thor