Toby Keith and Warren Sapp Roast Larry The Cable Guy

[thrasherwartooth]

Haha Toby was awesome

[mrmatt2020]

Hey I'm country as fuck and I'm not racist I'm married to a black girl and I have a very good job and I work hard and I'm a really nice person I like everybody besides city people cause they think every country person is dumb rednecks but hey atleast I have a really good job and a college degree and I know how to work hard for a living

[purseonal2010]

Loved Warren's comment about Lisa about the limo. LOL

[ilovemusic555]

FUTK!!!!!!!!

[TheLastOfTheFinest80]

"If your family tree has a rope hanging from it, you might be a redneck". That kills me every time.

[nostopsnopurgatory]

Love the Dixie Chick joke!

[SonicRulez1515]

Bernie Mac n Cheese. Oh my GOD, I lol'd. xD

[pzcato]

really, people? Toby Keith was marginally funny at best. Could have been worse (can we say Situation???) but it didn't impress me. "Blah, blah, blah....retard, dumb ass Larry....Sapp you're fat...troops, troops troops. I delivering jokes I didn't write." Meh.

[Nickidewbear]

@pzcato He could've written some of this. Have you heard some of his newer stuff? i.e., "Stays in Mexico", "White Trash With Money", etc.?

[aatorres5]

BERNIC MAC N CHEESE.. LMAO!!!

[RileySkye100]

He's probably better off as a comedian than a musician.

[AmerkFlack]

@RileySkye100 16 #1 albums.

[KenFan4life]

Oh Shit... Toby whoopin' ass on the mic.

Probably one of the better celeb.roaster dudes.

[TheDESTROLYS]

both of them were hilarious!

[Cheshirecat55]

Keith is a bigot, but he was hilarious.

[fronut1]

lol mf

[paulwritesfights]

so sad...at 7:10 you can see greg giraldo's thought on face

[funderkitty07]

David Cross would have really roasted him

[LoganCrews]

That Buddy Holly joke was the funniest thing I've ever HEARD!Toby Keith NAILED it!!!

[NinjaBooKitty]

Dayum I've loved Toby forever but I didn't know he is also funny as hell.

[AvonLakeAirsoft]

Sapp was pretty funny

[20348335]

Toby Keith really did give Gary Busey a good burn about Buddy Holly. Can somone write for me of that Buddy Holly Joke that Toby said to Gary

[BiggestOfDaddies]

meh, Keith was actually funny. Sapp...wasn't.

[scoffel13]

warrens sapps laugh

[dcavalli9]

Sapp was funny and has a definite future as a roaster (unlike "The Situation"). But you should never laugh at your own jokes. Let the audience do that.

[sasquatch268]

@dcavalli9 if u dont laugh at your own jokes, why should anyone else?

[megarockman]

@sasquatch268 Laughing at your own jokes is generally a sign that you're not confident that the audience will laugh at it, thereby suggesting you're not confident in your own material.

[Jelperman]

@megarockman

Actually it means Sapp is not a comedian -he's a football player. It's not like he wrote any of this material.

[dcavalli9]

@sasquatch268 Because all too often--one doesn't really see oneself objectively. You may think your jokes are funny when much of the audience may not think so.

Google "laughing at your own jokes," and you'll see why lots of people suggest avoiding it.

[illTossUrSalad]

The charlie sheen joke woulda been funnier this year..

[SaoMir1]

Greg Giraldo died Sept 2010

[stevekarlin09]

80 fingers inside her at one time, lmao

[theblacklincoln]

fuck toby

[jww112093]

Bernie Mac & Cheese LOL now I'm hungry.

[bowhuntersp]

Cracker is a term giving to some cowboys for when they heard cattle they crack whips, thats why it is Cracker, it just matters weather you take it as an insult, thats why black people call each other "nigga's" but when white folks do we get a rap on the rist.....pisses me right off

[regulargonzalez]

@bowhuntersp Hopefully us white males will get a break one day. Tired of being the repressed underclass. Maybe, just maybe, one day we can get a white male in the White House, or on the Supreme Court, or in Congress, or as the head of a Fortune 500 company.

Hah, who am I kidding. That could never happen due to us white males being discriminated against.

[KingDusk278]

Greg was the real comedian in this roast.

[Patriots09ist]

Actually Warren did REALLY well!

[bigfilmhat]

Toby Keith and Warren Sapp were funny especially Toby.

[MytePro]

I wonder who wrote Toby's jokes?

[mwoolner]

@MytePro me too... but he was actually pretty good in his delivery.

[91BravoSoldier]

lol that was epic... Warren was great "Tonight is a truly special night for me, this is the first time I've ever seen Toby and Larry with out their hoods on".... that was the best part, I choked on my drink

[raran44]

i love larrys laugh at 1:03

[itsjustJinZo]

that warran guy's jokes werent that funny so it made it even more awkward that he was laughing

[jww112093]

Who was the guy sitting next to Gary Busey?

[jww112093]

If Lisa's a New Yorker, & Jeff Ross is a Jersey kid, what do they have to do with Larry & Jeff?

[AMEwrestling]

I wish this person posted Gary Busey roasting Larry the Cable Guy. At least he roasted himself wonderfully.

[RoxRock4ever]

black guys can make racist jokes

[rextuner03]

Another thing I notice coming back to this video is that Warren Sapp's jokes are actually racist. "You might be a cracker" ummm WTF is up with that. Jeff Foxworthy says "You might be a redneck" NOT You might be a nigger. Sorry but that's fucked up of him to say that and get away with it without anyone noticing. If Foxworthy said the word nigger in any of his stand ups his career would be pretty much over.

[shelton705]

@rextuner03

That's why it's called a roast.  God, people take themselves too damn seriously!

[rextuner03]

@shelton705 It being a roast doesn't give him the right to start being racist. Foxworthy doesn't say "you might be a nigger" he insults his own kind. Sapp didn;t do that. Not only did he suck balls he was also being racist.

[beau99]

@rextuner03 This white man saw nothing wrong with what Warren said.

"Cracker" ain't even remotely racist. It's a term of endearment among whites in the south, especially Jeff's home state of Georgia. I doubt he found it racist either.

[rextuner03]

@beau99 Yeah and black people call eachother nigga/nigger all the time and they don't care. But if I want down to harlem or something and started yelling nigger guess what would happen to me? Lol I'd be dead for sure. They way he went about it to me was wrong because Foxworthy doesn't say cracker in his comedy he says redneck so you have to see where I am coming from. He talks about his own kind not others.

[rextuner03]

Yeah Warren stick to football big guy.

[ac780]

LOL Warren Saps! LOL!

[BrutalAsHell]

"Toby Keith, is that your name or the first two guys you blew?"

[00Billy]

wtg warren...lol

[Camaron47]

Lmao. If you laugh that much at your own jokes, you know they ain't funny.

[Serjery15]

RIP Greg

[rodthepimp]

this dudes a douche

[chessdawgz]

"Is it too early for that shit?" lol

[FreakinRican6969]

i don't get whats so funny about the black eye at a toby keith concert. i can never understand it

[Cheezzy0]

@FreakinRican6969

There's a stereotype about rednecks that they beat their wives...hence, the black eye...

[FreakinRican6969]

@Cheezzy0 thanx dude. i had a feeling thats wat they were refering to, but i just was never sure.

[glaked23]

Did Lisa used to be hot? There are jokes about her being a slut but I doubt any man would sleep with her for free looking at her now.

[STINGY3000]

@glaked23 too soon

[polishcomedy]

Bernie Mac & Cheese LOLOLOLOLOL

[thecaniac942]

burny mac and cheese, i nearly pissed myself haha

[KVWilson21]

@randomness1845 so true

[sh4nky420]

hmm sapp wasn't bad. i thought he was gonna be hearing crickets

[womby28]

Great way to polish off an evening. These two mother fuckers had some great writers and lucky timing! My favorite joke was, "We call Lisa's vagina 'The Limo,' seats 8, leather interior, and I came in it tonight." HAhahahaha!!!

[Frankenpalin]

that was fuckin' funny, Toby's got good timing

[AirsoftNDirtbikes]

"'Sit to early fer that shit?" LOL I loved that line!

[Pull0utBoy]

Toby Keith was fucking hilarious! holy shit

[UnionKid15]

great stufff thanks for the post.

[Reyrocksall]

These guys weren't to bad. Pretty damn funny.

[TheHorrorOfYig]

This is the only good thing Toby Keith ever did.

[bamboneski]

02-03 bucs BEST DEFENSE OF ALL TIME. HIGHEST SCORING.

[soccerprog226]

Wow, I actually laughed a lot. Toby Keith was actually FUNNY.

[womby28]

@soccerprog226 He can afford good writers. I laughed a lot too though. Kinda feel guilty about it.

[mistermajestyck]

@soccerprog226

too bad he's reading a cue card

[TheMrBiGD1CK]

@soccerprog226

you mean his writers are funny.

[Wahoofuck]

i think its great that the buddy holly joke offends people 50 years later. noone will care when toby keith dies

[womby28]

@Wahoofuck THAT was fucking funny!

[xxlokdog24xx]

i like lisas boobs

[coolchat18]

why did they censor fuck and not shit?

[ca34jun]

Wow that was boring, Dude, put some shades and a baklava, at least that way we could see less of your face and facial expressions. Mean and not funny! Maureen McCormick, was funny and self deprecating, while his was ego boosting and showing off! No wonder rednecks like this dummy!! NO brains and cant even read a script

[miezulet]

the nigger ain't funny...he just isn't

[kh739]

Toby Keith was funny without being mean.

Maureen McCormick was weak. She attacked and was a total head case.

Good roast, Toby...

Thanks for the post