Ali G- Satellites and the Tele

[NomadUrpagi]

like the mobile phone joke a lot!I wonder if Sacha improvises all of his jokes kind of on the fly style or does he prepare himself a lot what to ask people and how to react to their responses

[Om0plata1]

whats the point of censoring ali g videos.. its not like kids look it up..

[ysfaljanabi]

get usammon off youtube, or keep his video's in the children's corner. YSF

[IrBKsTp0Gi38865N9NTG]

editing fag i will never watch from his channel again.

[SJGibbons1000]

usammon is a faggot.

[buttermilch1989]

I frickin love how the man just plays along ^^. Also, Ali G. is a genius!

[TheArunsingh1]

Mobile Phone for the house. Ha ha ha ha. This guy is just toooooo goood.

[cede456]

mobile phones for the house!

[pcorf]

Satralights, hehe

[huubke046]

@TheArunsingh1 Yeah I laughed about that, google translator translates like shit XD I do have a lot of sense of humor, because when I didn't have sense of humor, I wouldn't be watching Ali G vids right now ;p

[TheArunsingh1]

@huubke046 Very nice buddy. By the way I am an Indian and we also have thick accent when it comes to english. LOL. Enjoy.

[pojaidsf]

5:36 borat voice

[UltimateVenom]

he didn't have to put these videos up, he did so other people could watch them. you may not like that it's edited but why does that deem him a cunt, for providing a service that doesn't live up to your high expectations, you're not paying for this

[DaItalianstalian]

it's coz of copyright i think but fuck mann !

[Onlineshrekjr]

Stars = satellites

dumbass

[MrNosfaratu]

Seriously. What the fuck, I punch in Ali G to watch some of my favorite parts and lots of these videos end up being usammon. Stop fucking editing, you won't get in trouble for what language is in a video. Let alone a video that is not your, come to think of it. You will get in shit for copyright if anything. So if you are doing something illegal to being with just fucking do it right. You edit your videos, why don't you edit your fucking comment page!

[draber12]

Usammon = cunt

[AlexBaldwinFTW]

I don't get why everyone is pissed about the editing; if your not happy, don't watch it.

[edubz777]

usammon, a true jackass

[jimmyPain2121]

why the fuck do u edit the shit out of the vids when people obviously don't want you to?

[x19Julius92x]

fucking shitnut STOP EDITING FFS !!!

[4nsho4958]

usammon you cut out all the best bits

why edit ali g ?

every moment is comedy GOLD

[melpa04]

editing ali g is like taking bacon out of a bacon sandwich stupid prick!!

[jasperisneat]

@melpa04 FUCK YOU

[melpa04]

@jasperisneat suck on my left nut faggot

[jasperisneat]

@melpa04 FUCK ME

[qwer1234555sd]

LOL i love how everyone is just arguing for the sake of it! almost as entertaining as the videos :P

[ADONIS6804]

The only reason i would say the videos are so badly edited is because he maybe got them like that

[hyege]

dik head geta a fucking grip, u fucking fail at editing u ruined this vid

[kid43332]

@hyege Don't watch it then, it's as simple as that.

[LaneyWales2k9]

@kid43332 shut the fuck up

[kid43332]

@LaneyWales2k9 L.O.L. Wales?...Hahah

[LaneyWales2k9]

@kid43332 WHAT?

[kid43332]

@LaneyWales2k9 I said: ''L.O.L. Wales?''

[LaneyWales2k9]

@kid43332 well done rimjob (Y)

[ech064]

If want them unedited, BUY THEM.

[jonathan2x2]

@ech064 aww your a buzzkill =/

[z0mgrugbyreturns]

Stupid cunt stain. What's the point in editing the videos to the point they're not even watchable?

[GLeNss]

U dont edit masterpieces!

[dehooghr]

oh seriously people, if you have such a problem with usammom's edits, upload your own unedited Ali G vids!! He certainly didn't have to put all of these up for us to watch. Sheesh.

[Macaframa1]

@dehooghr shut up pussy

[kid43332]

@dehooghr Exactly.

[sriusername]

Whose this fuckin cunt editin the fackin videos ?...

[n4179]

who ever edited this video must be a retarded amish kid

thump up if you agree that editing fucked up the jokes...

Ali G was really funny anyways...

[ysfaljanabi]

USAMMON - I REALLY HOPE U FUCKING DIE. YSF

[MrDeezi]

LOL. dude played along nicely~

[MiamiRSVP]

Thre is no proof he edited them, he uploaded what he had , he or she, thensome peope are posting these accusations on every Ali G video, its hilarious in itself really

[theKoKo32]

thanks for the vids but please stop editing them...PLEAAASE

[okragleslonce]

thanks for cutting out the best parts.

[MikeJ2k9]

fuckin wanker editing videos

[wrldeye12]

the editing does ruin the clip, boo usammon

[00youknow]

fuck you for editing it, fucking loser

[jawadalishe]

This is the shit one any way... Not just the editing but the questions with that old faggot...

[isthisnamestillfree]

I have to say, I enjoyed your exquisite editing.

5*

[ep1717]

LAME EDITING!!!

[1647695]

What is the point of watching this? Thanks for imposing your moral compass on the rest of us, you insufferable bastard.

[dafuksup]

why the fuck would you cut up ths clip ou fucking dumbass usamonn??? are you fucking offended by the anguage or something because if you are you shouldnt be watching or uploadng this show in the first place.

[jbohler33]

he's just a little faggot.

[Elephant1960]

Usammon, you little prick.

[pinball281]

usammon stop being a wanker why would you cut the good bits

[Nabokov50]

who screwed up this clip?

[ysfaljanabi]

usammon: you are a CUNT. YSF

[QuikDJ]

Hes an american motherfucker thats why he edits this

[TheRouguePolitician]

usammon you editing prick, play the video as its meant to be played

[robiluvsu]

why the fuck are you editing it.....is it because you are from usa

[Nigelxman]

Agreed.  Editing this completely misses the point.

[otherlifes]

itd be a mobile phone for the house lol

[tawwakkal]

why do you keep dubbing out the swear words you stupid ass hole its annyoing!

[deathskunk3]

USAMMON I HATE YOU

[MsTommyknocker]

so embarrassing, i sometimes get a physical reaction

[MsTommyknocker]

when i was a child i didn't think the people in the tv were real

[nickpdxx]

soooo annoying

[jjpunk1]

thnks a llot for coming!! haha...

[LowleyUK]

dont edit it!

[wrldeye12]

not sure why usammon edits the vids but it is well annoying

[koronkax]

hahaha techmology haha

[mikej5337]

sattrelites LOL

[rexspe]

Why is this edited?

[Kezinaitis]

hahahahaha

[ssshhhiiivvv999]

honestly u shit head, for what reason dyu edit the vids? dick..

[ConcreteBlokkHead]

yeah..that

[CiscoNast]

perhaps itd get flagged

[VioletaPython]

if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[JiChunYang]

@ssshhhiiivvv999 cause youtube tells people to keep their vids under 5 mins

[ManicMindTrick]

@JiChunYang

You are an idiot..

The time limit is 11 minutes for normal youtube videos.

[JiChunYang]

@ManicMindTrick the limit is 11minutes but the youtube staff tells you to keep it under 5 mins idiot

[kid43332]

@ssshhhiiivvv999 What's been edited?

[killinryan]

@ssshhhiiivvv999

I think he edits the videos Cause hes a Mormon. UASMMON, mormon in the usa, So just cause he doesnt swear we all must now hear ALI G cut out. These are the same people who believe that Dinosaur bones came here on an astrroid. seriously! hes a Douche

[youknowImsaying]

2:50 hahahahahha ei

smart guess ,but genious G

[youknowImsaying]

2:17 hahahhhaha genious

[DVAFP]

censorship is evil

[Utubefounder]

Oi! wanker stop edting the vids u fuckin mug!

[aroberson45]

@Utubefounder yeah whoever is editing is a fucking idiot

[kid43332]

@Utubefounder Take it easy.

[Utubefounder]

This just in: Aliens watch sattellite TV for free!!

[Tockwork]

Ali G is da best sasha ban cohan persenaleety nuff said u kno

[zomgomgomgz]

fuck your edits you cock blocking motherfucker

[armandmax]

ONE

[markofkaos]

"in they olden days they didn they" lmfao

[christiansteiner]

the mobile phone for the house,, priceless

[ProfRogers]

This guy has really got bogged down with Ali G in the most sub standard intelligent conversation in history!! Absolutely hilarious!! Aliens watching tv for free!  How does he keep a straight face

[websoull]

this is the funniest episode of Ali G...

I am lmao....

[stavrosmaginty]

Your videos are shit! I can't believe you censor them. Cretin.

[Marasma101]

No alternatives anyways..

[iamthestig1]

actually, do aliens get sky for free?

[FIZZincification]

SATRALITES EVERYWHERE!!!

[jerchan]

one of the rare guys that actually doesn't doubt ali g's questions

[dontbro]

jesus christ

this fuvcken editing is a joke....

u stupid cunt.....

itsok for u usammon to view the full video but u turn into Big Daddy and edit for us children?

FUCK U FAGGOT

[Saie]

hahaha... "wa if an alien lived on dis planet.. wa if his mates sent him sky from outta space"

sacha neva gets borin does he

[lordofyoutube]

Sacha gets freaking boring when he acts like a homosexual - Bruno. Really shit.

[Awezumi]

Idiot who editted this should be shot.

Youtube doesn't close down videos like these, check out NiggerFaggot video.

[xdrengen]

Usammon stop fucking posting Ali G if you don't like him for he's full potential

[snowyywwinters]

y you edit all the stuff about women xD! its ali g for fuck sake lol

[FenderSquireStudios]

good question

hahaha

WTF

[er20092009]

Actually, his idea about the mobile phone makes some sense. I mean, you wouldn't ever lose your phone, at least not as much, you know? I might give that a try.

[MrJack141516]

what the fuck? They've edited pretty much every joke out

[opinion56]

whoever edited this should cut their balls off

[kmvoss]

Whoever edited this should stop. Just stop.

[ctobncsu]

WHY IS THIS CENSORED?

[frunkiss]

this is so ridiculous even for ali g standards.

[aabdel20]

The people laughing in the background ruins the video......

[00JakeR00]

Not really, the constant shit editing by usammon does.

[st3v3nftw]

5:36 he does his borat voice, if u listen carefully

[bihxxxking]

he is borat i looked it up

[00JakeR00]

No shit.

[yashasbharadwajhs]

Congrats Einstein..

[lalano1]

you just realised that ? :O

[er20092009]

Fuck you, no he isn't!!!

[mouse743]

Harvard`s got nothing on MIT

[jakisdabomb123]

no he didnt. he went to cambridge

[exoskeletonsz]

you're right

[jakisdabomb123]

he went to cambridge. look it up on google

[adamquin07]

as if edit it. wtf

[LondonSpaz]

fucking censorship

[mythinktube]

Did you put that canned laugher on?? It's ruined!!

[m3rcur1u5]

really annoying

[shamkennedy]

fuckin edited

u suck usammoon

[mohieddinesaid]

BOYCOTT USAMMON

[adsss1000]

20 squid a month!! lol!!

[fultrust]

why the fuck they put the canned laughter.? hate it

[simonfrouws]

that a child.. could fit in there hahahha

[kuto91]

2:30... sacha barely controls his laughter!!

[luke0sborne]

satralites lol

[sequentialproduction]

the editing is awful. you're ruining ali G with this crap.

[JaxxDaemon]

yeah its annoying, tho the person might b edittng rude stuff, so no one will flag it =\

[skyliner288]

Editing not allowed for u clowns!

[Ironzealot7531]

STOP FUCKING EDITING!

[Futuresonic08]

why cut them up?

clown.

[kidcalabria]

Why are these Ali G videos edited? Do they edit them on USA TV? And if not, what is the point of posting them if the jokes are edited? Whoever is doing this is an idiot, a bigger idiot than the Ali G character !!!

[osmark0]

i know on HBO they didnt edit. this is proabbly before he came to US

[kidcalabria]

It's the guy who posted it who's edited it!!! What a genius!!! Who does he think he is? Our 'moral guardian', the YT censor, or what? I'm coming across some very intelligent people on YT these days, almost as smart as Ali G (and I mean the character, not Sasha Baron Cohen. There are people on YT who can' t tell the difference!!!) And then they even have the nerve to complain that the world's getting fuc - beep - ed up!!!

[Trimmzz]

why dont u search for the video and watch an unedited one lol thats aint too hard to do

[kidcalabria]

That's not the point, & what is it supposed to mean anyway? I came across this video & even if I wanted to watch an unedited version I still would to watch this first to find out it was edited!!!! Are you for real? LOL indeed!!!!

[RandomizedJeff]

1/5 stars... no need to edit :/

[waqar8357]

wEST SLOUGH

[Harcix]

usammon = usamoron

[Airbag360]

why do you cut it up?