Heston's Feasts | Fruity Bulls' Balls | Channel 4

[TheMagicPwny]

Keep pressing 8, then 9 XD

[solconnection2]

@engaurd hehe magic quote isn't it? :)

[xzeen69x]

@ 1:13 she actually ment.... "hmmmm these balls are gorgeous"

[gork12]

of course the young lady n the old one liked it! also the faggot! who wouldnt eat boobs?! i would.

[sangosharaikotsu]

the old hag called it goregous...really?i would knee that chef in the bullocks if he tried to feed me that shit(poor bull)

[skyerune]

@sangosharaikotsu

Unless you're a vegetarian, that's a hypocritical statement. If you are vegetarian, then you should be that upset about everything else they were eating too.

[sangosharaikotsu]

@skyerune but i am vegetarian=(

[skyerune]

@sangosharaikotsu So you clicked on a Food show featuring "Fruity Bulls' Balls"?

[sangosharaikotsu]

@skyerune it was on my recomendations

[TrobinT]

The girl is pretending she doesn't like it, but we all know shes enjoying it :P

[iheartcrocks]

LMFAO THE OLD LADIES FACE AT 1:08

[syafiqu123]

the guy at the end of this video is a genius.

[ScreamMode1337]

The blonde almost ate em first.

[o0TreyRoyer0o]

1.04 rofl!!

[TrippleLethal]

*Directed to the guy at the end*

No, i mean, surely they have to be fruit. Heston can only do so much with science and cookery to create such marvellous meals. Enjoy your Green Apple for dinner.

[ferbrz]

Press pause then play then press 8 repetitively LOL

[blitz88krieg]

Next on Channel 4: The chef makes things that look like pooh, stuffed with chocolate ice cream. Followed by a smoothie that looks like vomit. Yum!

[sxchighflyer]

No shit Sherlock to the last guy talking

[DbzWolfgirl]

MMMMMMM Its good!

[flaviasantini]

hahahahaahahha... love the old lady! would you be my grandma? :)

[BMBFoodNetwork]

MMMMMMM~~~~~ that is GORGEOUS!

[FuReNzIc]

That guy is an Awesome Troll... >:|

[cupcakelover245]

lmao "have a good bite of those juicy plum" haha i love that guys accent! and the elderly lady's reaction is priceless! :P

[Dentister]

"Bollocks have never frightened me, I'll eat a bollock anytime"

LOL

[Templarofsteel18]

@Dentister if that dont make you lol your not human :P

[Galagoz1]

1:09

[puppyjoe69]

Mmmmm....mmmm...beef testicle pate! Don't they eat this in Fear Factor? I agree with that old woman, i'd eat bollocks any day but I would never eat eyes!

[TrueAlienLink]

i want to be the 2nd chef to get s testical in jermain greers mouth

[UsurperDunamis]

Keep that old hag away from my balls! O-O

[Roo1920]

that black chick needs to learn to chew with her mouth closed, thats disgusting!

[SuB23vry1]

@Roo1920 yea dam niggers!

[Roo1920]

@SuB23vry1 thats a bit of a harsh response dude. anyone who chews with their mouth open is disgusting.

[skyerune]

@SuB23vry1

Aaaaand you're even more disgusting.

[youngghettoyg]

the same people go on it

[FreedomValentine]

The first chef to put a testicle in her mouth. Well done, boy.

[whowantsabighug]

I love it when the French-sounding guy says "Bulls Bollocks".

[EtcEtcAndEtc]

No shit sherlock, at the end there. God that guys a prick.

[TrueAlienLink]

@EtcEtcAndEtc i love how poeple analyse a person and their whole person on such a small edited clip. you need to grow up dude .

[Dentister]

Bollocks have never frightened me, I'll eat a bollock anytime

LOL

[MetallicAsian]

Damn, Sherlock at the end

[Midnightillusion]

@MetallicAsian lol took the words out of my mouth there

[algeriano23]

lol stop at 1:09 SOOO FUNNNY !!

[mpyo100]

mmmmmmmmmmm that was gooood~

[Irenerz]

LOL that old lady was hilarious.

[BWFCUCL15]

Germaine Greer is hilarious!

[howtokillaninja]

lol that guy in the ending is fucking hilarious

[Andyb42508]

baaaaaahahahahaa!!! XD

[Andyb42508]

oh my friggin jesus all i have to say is go to 1:09 i almost pissed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krononomikon]

"I think he's trying to fool us into thinking we're eating something that we're not"

wow... what an epiphany! :|

[Allthingzvamp]

@krononomikon :L When I heard that I was like, Well done! *Claps hands* ROFL XD

[krononomikon]

yeah, right? I can't believe those guys get paid to make those comments and criticisms :(

[theWalletRat]

@krononomikon I think he's trying to be an idiot, and succeeding

[vyprcejmiokacka]

i dont want to have anything with that old lady!! - Im not scared of bollock, I would eat bollocks anytime!!!

[mysofil]

What a bitch... "Bulls balls...uuuh..."

Fuck you!

Bulls "Bollocks" are a delicacy, common in my country. Just... we call them bulls "glands" :) And we do not serve them as "plums" :D

Try them ! They are great!

[MrDylaneric]

People eat these raw on fear factor.

How homophobic are you?

It's meat, eat it.

[skyerune]

@MrDylaneric

I think it's more technically offal.

[3rdsnowleopard]

I never knew what the word 'Bullocks' meant until now. Sorry, I'm not British, I don't know these things.

[MikoSquiz]

A bullock is a steer! A bollock is a testicle.

[3rdsnowleopard]

so they're eating...bullock bollocks?

[omfgalexgotmoves]

that look in her eyes shes like uhmmm that is gooda !!!! idk if its bulls balls lol

[prosporter6]

LOL the old woman said ill eat bullocks any day XD

[abonawas]

@prosporter6 slut....skank....u can tell from her eyes that she was at one time a real raver....

[retroguy02]

@prosporter6 she's taken a lot of em in holes back in the day..typical british

[123areyoucrazy]

some body loss some balls i got one

[taloc00000]

... no he wouldn't. why would he?

besides, are you aware of what heston blumenthal does with his menus?

[littlemsemily]

no, what does he do?

[taloc00000]

oh, well, he is one of the top practitioners of molecular gastronomy. his menu has had stuff such as jellied tea, bacon and egg ice cream, etc... basically, it's all about the flavour with him, so the testicle fruit would be exactly his style - something to challenge perceptions of flavour and to maybe throw you off a bit to keep the tongue tingling.

[mynameisme0123]

cant forget snail porridge

[SoyKing]

Try using liquid nitrogen to make ice cream. The guy is a mad genius, with two michelin stars (one of the top two chefs in the world), cooks some good tasting shit and 'fucking' loaded. He uses a lot of black truffles for garnishing. Those things are bloody expensive ($380 per pound) and yet he uses the stuff it like it was salt and pepper. O__OUUU

[MisterDekuTree]

lol 1:08

[caisnore]

BAHAHAHAHA.... omg

eating bulls balls was never so funny!

[ronzam2002]

thats only an apple..

[Hartebreaker84]

A pleb is somebody you would say is a bit dim, thick. That would be quite easy as it's pate meat formed and refridgerated and dipped into fruit sauce?? It would be time and effort but at a dinner party it would be quite fun

[sarahjf2007]

"bulls balls?" "bulls balls?" lol she keeps saying it like she cant freaking believe that is what they're saying to her-

[noosaslayer]

Germaine Greer, What a fucken cunt she is!

[MouldyLemmon]

That would be an awesome joke to play on a Vegetarian!

[hunter294]

thats what i was thinking lol!

[Sexyav22]

oh shut up orange face with too much fake tan.. u need to get a sense of humour!..lol

[sarahlarry17]

yeah that guy at the end is a bit of a pleb

[ac3jc]

whats a pleb?

[sarahlarry17]

its what Irish people say instead of dickhead or something like that its an Irish word. Another one is gobshite English folk would claim it but alas its ours.

[ac3jc]

cool, from now on it will be my insult of choice.

[houseofhagemann]

it's short for plebian- means lower class, poor, ignorant fuck. probably comes from latin, may be a word from roman language

[ac3jc]

en(dot)wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/­Plebeians

[firekight97]

it will be funnier if jack dee, chris rock or lee avains made a joke about this.

reply if u agree and say y it will be a gd idea and use lol or omg

[DenizKaraman]

" I think hes tryna fool us into eating sonething that were not "

Nah...

[choongtzezhu]

I think he's trying fool us into eating something that AND we're not.

As in it's a double bluff and there's nothing wrong with the food.

[TyrixVendara]

OMG my mate, who is slow at the best of times is stoned right now and even he went "Neeerrrr no shiut sherlok... its a bollox"

[MetallicAsian]

lol No shit Sherlock. The guy at the end is retarded. Stating the obvious

[Sububababa]

that old lady must be a porn star

who likes to suck balls

[rabiesdog]

Shes like a womans activist and writer, but yeh she likes balls.

[xXTocZenXx]

lol what that last guy said was a tiny bit obvious lol... and for god sake old women get a husband or somthing... stop sucking bull balls lol

[Jamez18zt]

the old woman is Germaine Greer, she's a feminist LOLZ!

[firekight97]

shes gay kidding

[firekight97]

funny eating the bull's balls

[firekight97]

mg if i ever ate a plum and knew it was a bull's balls i'll i'll well u don't want 2 know what i'll do

[gamer4life7]

i think he's trying to fool us into eating something and were not • wow your really are a dumb fuck arent you XD get a brian im sure even a pea sized brian will do better

[JordanJeopardy94]

when he sed that I just sed to the screen HE DID,

he shud stick to judging dancers

[GatwickSpotting]

you need a brain, since twice you said brian

[firekight97]

wat?

who r u talking 2 shit fall of fuck

[GatwickSpotting]

gtfo not you fucktard.

[firekight97]

i kno im just calling u a fucking crazy guy

[Mikinioo]

you mean get a brain you cunt

[jimmyemosoxxz]

Eating bollocks is wrong manz.

[AWmaxxbass]

1:17 Your a sharp one

[moomoomoomzq]

just grabbed my balls in pain :(

[pleosworld]

owned

[Darkheroeslord]

Disgustiing.

Eating bulls balls, who will do that???

[tyupeeps]

obviously  her u dickhead

[Darkheroeslord]

tell u who will do that.

U!! ur the dick head!

[tyupeeps]

no u fucking youtube waste

[espeonofgrace]

heston would  dark

[firekight97]

people that have no more food but bull's balls

[connor1996l]

fuckin hell lol hahahahaaaa tht is wank haha add my bebo conorw_2k8

[connor1996l]

fuck in hll tht is mint sein utha ppl eat bulls balls

[mistball]

That guy at the end is so fucking obvious! (1:16)

[teenpetrolhead]

lol

[qrrbrbirbel2]

" i think he's trying to fool us into eating something, and we're not"

talk about passing a D.U.H test

[jib36]

the first guy to put a testicle in germeins greers (ok so i cant spell) mouth! ha, ha! that was funny!

[misstomkins]

Anything to make money watch assholes eat balls :-) love it

[Pwnagemonkey1]

LMAO 'have a nice bite of those juicy plum'

GRAMMAR FAIL

[Nariekxyz]

lol, the last guy: no shit sherlock!!

[kevino999]

the girls who like the bolox-wants sum!

[AnonymousNM]

yummm the girl likes the bollocks....SHE WANTS TO DO IT BULL STYLE WITH HESTON!!!

[jokingman]

pretentious bollox.

[djdave76]

Captain obvious at the end there haha

[dynamiz]

i think he is trying to fool us into think we are eating something and were not lol! YA THINK SO CAPTAIN BRAINS! LOL

[chazmizta]

quality

[DemonWicksy92]

the guy at the end needs a good kickin...i wouldn't mind doing it

[RaelSpice]

LOL yeh agreed but dont kick thats harsh best get a wet towel roll it 'wait get good aim aannnndddd BAM ping -ear and flick lash for being a wanker lol

[ExxonAmadeus]

Seems like the average toffy nosed cunt who's begging for a boot in his face.

[SunTanSuperStudS1ice]

bollocks!!!

[kungfoolai]

1.15  she likes it LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[QueenOfTheKelpies]

That guy at the ends is such a clever cloggs, he deserves a lollypop!

[Braddurs]

Would that count as one of your five a day?

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

If bestial cocksucking is a dietary obligation, then yes.

[samithedood]

lol again at arse at the end

[flaminJesscake]

i love the song. Reminds me of final fantasy :P

[zidane5666]

same here

[MmoInfo]

chickens balls

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

LOL at arse at end

He's just served a basket of fruit that is actually meat, and Arse T.H.I.N.K.S he's trying to fool them into thinking that they're eating something they're not.

Watch out for his reaction 2 hours later when he declares 'Fuck me! We were eating meat!'

[TyrixVendara]

LOL i was thinking the exact same thing right at the end xD

[fulham552]

"Wait a minute... there's something not quite right about this plum... "

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

He said as he realised that the testicles had already been eaten.

[Pirate454]

hehe, stupid gimp that guy

[theproducegarden]

please stay over there germaine!

[kellaway]

That old lady likes her testies!

[thegreatbasher]

Well shows just how cultured you over yonder really are.

[p3rs0nan0ngrata]

And yet a video about a testicle swayed you to state 'Fuck that', all in a sentence (well, fragment) of its own.

Well done.

[CharlieSangster]

"I might be the first chef to put a testicle in Germaine Greer's mouth." Genius, as said above.

[djtideUK]

genius