Jesse Eisenberg on Jimmy Kimmel Live PART 1

[deftones12022]

@Mraruserious, I just got my certificate to judge all things about a month ago.

@Friendlyfireduo, What, you don't think that I can act like a jittery, unoriginal piece of shit who has a weird eyebrow bone? Well I do believe that I can, and if you throw in the ridiculous amount of money that he makes then I'm in 100%. Hahaha , Jesse cera Eisenberg is a fucking faggot.

[xdlilypadxd]

I LOVE HIM! He is so adorable![;

[jenanjeha]

he's cute and awkward!

[legallyblonde502]

He has ADHD. I don't think he's nervous, it's probably just that.

[actmad56]

funny how all the he is hot comments come out, really i guess when u make so much money u become hot all of a sudden

[JackTheCupcake]

@moutaz30 He's like one of those awkward people.. You know like michael cera

[moutaz30]

why is he so nervous? He's a cool actor but i feel awkward listening to him!

[FriendlyFireDuo]

@deftones12022 Shut up. Like you could do what he does.

[deftones12022]

Jesse eisenberg is a fucking faggot. He's just a cera knock off and he's a little bitch

[MrAruserious]

@deftones12022 wow.... and since when did u bcum the judge of all things

[endurancegirly]

he is adorableeeeeeeee

[chickapac]

Wow....& I thought he only acted like a nervous wreck in his movies...-_-

[xIwannabMrsBieberX]

He is way better in the movie Zombieland

[lotus11668]

i think he's beauuutiful...*sigh*

[masterrock1997]

he is shacking like crazy

[jhecker1988]

i think if you have nothing nice to say dont say it, he maybe awkward but i bet he is smarter than all you put together... and why more attractive....... and alot more things jesse eisenberg is awesome!!! <3

[Redmax86]

His mouth can't work as fast as his mind does. Wow!

[0552058253]

man up!

[imkayfull]

he talks like bella swan

[hyspooo]

geek

[tiedyeganja420]

he always plays a pussy...MAN UP

[gatheringleaves]

@tiedyeganja420

There's no such as a real man, therefore he doesnt have to man up

[Kay4I]

amazing guy, brilliant actor.

[6383Jman]

Michael Cera wishes he could be Jesse eisenberg.

[flikkaningen]

He's really neurotic

[retroguitarmaster]

356 words per minute, i can't keep up with him

[TheJasonDR]

He plays the same character in every movie 

[tripthelightfntstc]

my friend just saw him in the west village

[timmcgrw4]

@tripthelightfntstc Totally Not fair!!!!

[CierraSuee]

Does anyone else notice he doesn't really breathe while he talks? He takes a deep breath after. It's cause he's nervous, haha. He's cute :)

[pintsizedsixfooter]

@CierraSuee Its actually fake hollywood nervous. It creates the effect of humility and shyness,  He stole Woody Allen's whole act.

[eGADZ321]

@CierraSuee

Haha well people don't generally breathe while they talk

[CierraSuee]

@eGADZ321 Haha, I mean he just rattles off a lot of stuff until he needs to take a breath. Most people will breathe in between sentences or take a breath between words. He says a lot in one breath

[eGADZ321]

@CierraSuee

Oh haha I gotchya. Yeah def the kid needs to take a breather :p

[03August1991]

You know, I never really viewed Jesse as some hot, famous actor. Whenever I watched movies with him in them, I was like "I like his acting, he's good."

Then, these past couple days, I've been watching interviews of him &...dammit, he's hot. I love the way he talks, his humour is fantastic, and just the way he holds himself. Ugh, I hope to meet a guy like him someday.

[juicesnap]

the fun thing is that 30 minutes or less is 83 minutes long

[antoine1984]

hes cute

[Sweetmackdaddy]

looks nervous

[Playumaya]

Did Jesse get the "yeah, yeah" habit from Andrew, or was it the other way around?

[5150afx]

oh its the actor from superbad

[Multi9124]

Why are all these comments so long?

[heymynameispablo]

*SIgh* I just met him yesterday. He is perfect and so nice. <333

[stace162]

@heymynameispablo so jealous of you... <3

[foxsaber22]

i found jesse's twin singing and playing guitar to sixpence none the richer's kiss me. you can youtube it

[TheMonika1986r]

Jesse jest słodki!!! Niemogę się na niego napatrzec!

[ks083443]

Why is it that everyone has so much compassion for Jesse's nervousness, but they don't treat Kristen Stewart with that same respect? :(

[Mr123Gibson]

@ks083443 People treat female celebrities different sadly it's by other women

[ilikemonkeys100]

@ks083443 because her acting is the same as her interviews. Awkward, weird and uncomfortable to watch. Jesse has alot of talent and range, I was actually surprised to see he was like this in real life. Other than Zombieland, he portrays characters so unlike himself and does a good job at it. Kristen on the other hand kind of acts like herself in all of the movies I've seen her in. If she was actually a good actor, I wouldn't mind that she's awkward and uncomfortable in real life.

[ks083443]

@ilikemonkeys100 If you watch the movies Speak, Adventureland, Catch that Kid, The Cake Eaters, Into the Wild, In the Land of Women, etc. you'll see that Kristen Stewart also has a lot of talent and range. If she didn't, she wouldn't have been chosen to play these amazing roles.

[ilikemonkeys100]

@ks083443 yes, I've seen Adventureland, Speak, In the land of Women, The Runaways,The Messengers, and her shining jewel Twilight. It's MY opinion that she's just not a good actress or mostly what annoys me is can tell it's Kristen Stewart playing this character in every movie. I think her awkwardness shows through in all her roles, she always seems broody and uncomfortable which is good for the roles which call for that, but bad for the ones that don't.

[ks083443]

@ilikemonkeys100 I'm not trying to invalidate your opinion. What I'm saying is that maybe you shouldn't judge other people so harshly. Unless you have the ability to act as well as she does or better, you probably shouldn't be talking. If you don't like an actor (and no one is liked by everyone), just don't watch his/her movies, and stop complaining about them. Honestly, the most annoying thing is when people complain or put down others.

[ilikemonkeys100]

@ks083443 I have the right to judge whoever I want. Im not just randomly complaining or hating.You asked a question and I answered it. You asked why some people dont treat Kristen with same respect as Jesse and I gave an honest opinion as to why some people don't like her. It's not my fault you didn't like my answer I'm not hurting you, Im not hurting her, I don't see the problem. Honestly, the most annoying thing is when people try to tell me what to do just because they don't like what Ithink.

[ks083443]

@ilikemonkeys100 You have the right to judge, I never said you don't. What I said is that you shouldn't judge others so harshly. You appear jealous and hateful. So, go ahead and judge all you want, but just be aware of how you appear to others when you do. You may not be RANDOMLY hating, but you ARE hating. I understand you were just relaying your opinion, but to me it seemed as though you completely blew this actress off without taking into account the time and effort she puts into her roles.

[ilikemonkeys100]

@ks083443 LOL. look, It seems as though you’re trying to pick a fight just because I don’t like her acting. I wasnt being hateful or harsh, I was being truthful. Kristen is very pretty and could be a really nice girl for all I know, I don’t hate her, but I was speaking on her sucky acting. Judgements on a form of art are VERY subjective, so we happen to have differing opinions. That happens a lot in life, deal with it and stop trying to make me feel bad for my opinion on her acting.

[ks083443]

@ilikemonkeys100 I wasn't aware that we were "having a fight". I was under the impression that we were just discussing our differences of opinion. I know that you were trying to be truthful. I was also being truthful by saying how you come across to me. I agree that art is subjective. I don't think we're getting anywhere here, so let's just agree to disagree. And, by the way, I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. I was just trying to understand where you're coming from.

[xxbluejay21]

@ilikemonkeys100 Which is exactly the same with Eisenberg. His tone of voice is the same for every movie, he's also awkward as hell, which is why he did "sooo good", as some people claimed, in the Social Network, which I thought was rubbish. You can't trash Stewart and lift Eisenberg up. They're the exact same when it comes to acting. They both suck.

[Redmaruader100]

He is so lovely :-)

[NightinGal89]

did he just say his school accepts sleazy bribes?? Is he allowed to say that? lol.

[anasosa01]

whoa jimmy kimmel is so skinny ...what happened?

[p0litepunk]

his fingers are shaking awww what a cutie

[alfarion1]

he deals with anxiety.. thats the reason for his jitters and nervousness

[desertrose88]

he is a male version of that twilight chick.... :P

[NightinGal89]

@desertrose88 kirsten stewart?? No way, he's so much more sensitive.

[NIcK49006o07]

i think zombieland is his best movie. i dont like facebook,

[karimaasonya]

he is soo hot!

[rozay604]

FACEBOOK!

[sillydarkcreatures]

Jimmy is really not funny.

[kizzystickz]

The 4 people that disliked this are ANTICHRISTS.

[kizzystickz]

HE'S SO ADORABLE!!.

[insaneapples]

RIP UNCLE FRANK

[MrHeAtErMaN]

I didn't kno this dude is 27 lol he looks way younger

[Constantine909]

He's just like his character lol

[manwithouthat44]

aah come on he isnt that akward. hes articulate not like that kristin stewart chick

[Saskiequelle]

Damn he is nervous.

[lovesababe]

i was waiting soo long to see this:D

[wavveskid]

He sounds like the singer William Beckett.

[romodrummerjz]

Mc Lovin?

[TheEvilelvis89]

I swear, Jimmy Kimmel has the smallest eyes in the world lol

[slajmkorn]

@TheEvilelvis89 I think Patrick Warburton takes that price :D

[aviboobs]

omgoshhhhhh i love jesse

[MzLoathsome]

i forgot he is 26..wtff...how..

[aronedu]

I really liked him in AD.

[irvykinneas]

garfield :(

[ayemy]

time to bust outta that awkward shell buddy

[Meganthehedgechidna]

he is soooo freakin' adorable. The only actor I've ever had a crush on

[nikoleo9]

this guy could stab some people to death with his chin.

[PsychItsMike]

@nikoleo9 i feel bad for the girls he goes down on then lol

[sblal1]

He's so cute.

[augustrunsred]

He watches Kimmel online? He could be among us as you read this!

[robiejoe]

Michael Cera can act differently more than this guy! God! How can the guy got Oscar nominated ? When his acting always the same !!!!!!!

[ReigningNinya1]

MARRY ME!!!!!!

[amirsabb]

this has nothing to do this eisenberg but jimmy please have LARRY DAVID ON YOUR SHOW SOOON PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

[actrisinthemakingx33]

i loooooove Jesse Eisenberg!

[AlienCow6991]

@AlexNash08 i agree(:

[BKAlternativeRock]

doesnt he look like nick jonas?

[justchillax421]

His sleeves are too long.

[chiccutie16]

ah i love him ever since snl



[TheMordyS]

Your mom is so fat, she's a professional birthday clown!

[TheMordyS]

He seems stage-fright

[bluewhale18]

J Pride!

M.O.T he is!

[happybunny330]

jimmy, you literally answered my prayers. when i saw aziz ansari, i was like "when is jesse going to be on?" the next day, i saw this. <3

[pirateofthehills]

haha! i laughed so much wen he sed 'I've been at college for 10 years' LOL

[sweetcake24luv]

He's my new crush :>

[faithmx123]

I love him so much.

[pitythekitty]

He's funny and adorable. He's got a quirky sense of humour, I like it!

[tiffcali06]

He’s so adorable <33

[ThorFan4Life]

Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew

[dvdmike007]

How can he be on Kimmel and still work the banana stand?

[nothingreally1234]

he's so adorable

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

This guy.. This guy was amazing in The Social Network! Made him go from a an "ok actor" to "awesome actor".

He IS Zuckerberg!

[mod4life]

he fits the role of a druggie kind of character. i can see him smoke weed all day.

[brunetteDUH]

i keep thinking he's mark zuckerberg!

[xImz06x]

Jeeeessssseeeee. My favourite actor! My favourite everything! xD <3

[hockeypark]

WHAT A BORING FUCKING INTERVIEW.

[PL3690]

@hockeypark then just fucking leave...

[zacherypeters]

is he related to kristen stewart?

[orangexjuicexpsycho]

@zacherypeters Ha, thing is, I actually saw an interview where he said he went to Poland and found out he and Kristen Stewart are actually related somehow XD

(they were in Adventureland together, by the way)

[sladunkaAa]

i got WAAY to excited when i saw this in my sub line O.o

[TUBESTEAKNIG]

its his hair that makes him look young. if he cut it really short he'd look a lot older

[sweetbabigrl]

he's actually going to be 28 this year. He looks pretty young

[batboyjhg]

No shit he's jittery, the kid is like 14!

[julianna393]

@batboyjhg im pretty sure hhes like 24

[sugarsmaxx]

<3

[TheNegativeTought]

Gosh! I love that kid.

[chrysillo]

i think he will be kicked out lol

[monicaelise36]

love jesse! such a cool guy

[sch001b0y]

I thought Zuck is a drop out.

[AlexNash08]

Jesse and Michael Cera are just.... <3

[92Smruthi]

whatta nerd! :P

[RhodesidesReviews]

I dont think he suits comedies at all, Zombieland could have been better with somebody else. He's a good serious actor though and was great in Social Network

[a4g0t3nF1ght3r]

@RhodesidesReviews He fit the roll well though.

[Wyzzkyd]

He's nervous. That makes him so much cooler than those pretentious fucks.

[fuse4gaming]

@Wyzzkyd I wouldn't say nervous since this is how he always is.

[01rai01]

dont think hes really all that nervous, he might have been starting out but now seems like, people like it so he keeps it on

[lostinmyregrets94]

i <3 him!!!

[BlackPearlSparkle]

Oh and he suffers from anxiety disorder, so give him a break. :|

[151Sharon]

He is so nice

[BlackPearlSparkle]

Who cares if he's nervous or jittery? He is still an excellent actor. He's intelligent, funny and a confident performer. Most important of all he's still so grounded and well mannered. Go Jesse :) <3

[juffurey]

@BlackPearlSparkle seriously, de niro can be nervous and shy and is not a very good public speaker, but does that make him any less of an actor?

[DANIELH23]

@BlackPearlSparkle I don't think anyone really cares. It's just nice to see an actor nervous. Shows they actually have emotions :P

[uyentran1234]

@BlackPearlSparkle don't forget sexxy ;)

[MrKillmachine789]

@BlackPearlSparkle ya him and woody helped save little rock

[EMSqueen88]

@BlackPearlSparkle I second that... I like that he's being him...its endearing...makes him someone i can relate to

[lhoward12]

he reminds me of simon amstell. but a lot less funny, and a lot more american.

[AlbinosRussiQerimi]

why the hell is this guy shaking ?

[majoodah]

"That's very inefficient and it's not... not advisable" I WOULD GO TO COLLEGE FOR 20 YEARS IF YOU WERE THERE!

[Ylichun]

"my mom was like something even more ridiculous. " LOL

[lsz0]

I think he is actually nervous too. In this video you can´t see that well but in the second part he is very visibly shaking. Look his left hand.

[6red6blue]

if i owned facebook, i would do cocaine every day too.

[52Tmacfan]

@6red6blue You cant be serious

[6red6blue]

@52Tmacfan obviously i'm joking. I just find it funny when people think actors really were those people. for instance this one guy i know thought that leonardo dicaprio was actually the catch me if you can guy

[52Tmacfan]

@6red6blue Lol I was hoping so.

[hollywoodshopaholic]

i don't think he seemed nervous or jittery at all... i think that's just the way he talks

[Clazzy8]

He's so jittery.

[ryuKizoid]

'An error occurred. Please try again later.' : (

[brsfreak]

Jesse is a kind young man. He must have such a chill life.

[iAvLam]

@brsfreak cause he's young? Lol

[timothyln12]

He's so awkward, but in a good way. He would fit in as my friend

[Grindking]

@timothyln12 but you wouldnt fit in as his friend... =|

[JohnnyNny94]

I love his voice. I don't know why.

He's awesome.

[goatsmilk234]

hes so cute and awkward. he needs a hug

[kaka007ization]

he's always awkward and nervous.....really cool guy though!

[afoon347]

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[HomerJLeafs]

I watch Jimmy online everyday too.

[awwwcomeon]

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