Gabe Jumps for Joy

[jakanddaxterfan1001]

OVER NINE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEVOLPMENT

[Irocrus]

this is... epic proportions

[MegaZack30]

lets list everything he caused:

1: he goes off ground, creating a gravational pull on the cars and van

2: lands on ground, thus starting the end of the world, with an earthquake,

3: seconds after #2, the ground is falling apart violently

4: the building that the BLU Heavy was standing in front of collapses,

giving the RED team an extra kill

5: everything is falling into the ocean.

6: . . . .Episode 3 gets destoryed in the process, once again delaying it

[MegaZack30]

GABEN YOU FATASS!! YOU CAUSED 2012!!!!!!!!

[robloxguy23]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­ABE!

[jettan]

OOOH IM GOING TO LICK YAH~

[aRandomPwnr16]

Did anyone else notice the EA logo on the valve game?

[annoyingcola]

...seems legit

[Ndawg987654321]

Can anyone tell me the name of the song at 0:39?

[massivive]

@Ndawg987654321 its from the half life OST

[gecodo]

0:01 Look down at the middle of the game cover..... EA games??

Heavy: Iz not pozzible!!

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

HE JUMPS LIKE, AN INCH OFF THE GROUND!

HAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[jinxedmodder]

-title- ....the following earthquake kills millions.

[DarkRenamon00]

I think Gabe also had a Nokia in his pocket.

[Snowuk95]

@DarkRenamon00

The end of the world is when someone is going to drop a Nokia from a building.

[TTGLLGTT]

So that's how 2012 will start D:

[trailervideos]

EVERBODYS DEAD

[WEEGEEISAGOD821]

Gaben is the ultiate weapon of Mc donald!

[WEEGEEISAGOD821]

LOL end of the world!

[BotanistCallsRoy]

Gaben impassion 2012 !!!!

[Godfather91290]

What we see is gaben falling back down toward the earth, but what's actually happening is gaben's gravitational force pulling the earth to him

[PtaszekDex]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[XxJAMMY22xX]

LOOK DOWN COVER OF HALF LIFE 3 ITS EA LOGO

[doylop135]

Fake, GabeN cannot jump.

[RushFreak2]

@doylop135 Fake and Gabe.

[SamOwnedYou]

Hold f11 for ultra realism

[meatpuppet2]

what song is this? 0:40

[MrStaxxy]

WTF ??!

EA LOGO ?§§

[The26758]

now this is hl3 0:22

[uraniumproductionz]

That was today......FFFFFFFFFFFF

[flamepan]

that would be funny as hell if the game was announced and would release on that date.

[xMikex732]

There is as much red in the Like/Dislike bar as there are Fruits and Vegetables in Gabe Newells diet

[IRL337Gamer]

@xMikex732 Don't be a fucking dick

[zwut1]

@xMikex732 You're a faggot.

[RushFreak2]

@xMikex732 That's a good joke, but you're probably wrong now because pizza has been declared a vegetable by the US government.

..Same people who want to censor the internet.

*Insert poorly played "Star-Spangled Banner" here*

[JacktheTF2Guy]

@RushFreak2 haha dam americans

[GameReviewer1987]

@RushFreak2

They also murder farmers for oil, invade countries without even following their own constitution, make the shittiest products on the planet and claim they are 1% useful (What has the US ACTUALLY MADE that the world actually finds useful?). They lie about everything they didn't really make (Airplanes, Nuclear Bombs, medicines, cars, etc) Arrest people for protesting and then say that it's just the government when the people elect the government. Really, everyone in america, just die.

[RushFreak2]

@GameReviewer1987 THANK YOU for standing up and pointing out the PAINFULLY OBVIOUS. I salute you.

[GameReviewer1987]

@RushFreak2

Well, I'm being sarcastic.

But still, the government and many citizens are fucking retarded here.

[Stevent2000]

And now. The story of gabe began.

[Justas923]

Someone please turn off this valve, we're running out of steam!

[marc2377]

Of course the ending of the world is digitally made. at 0:16 you see a double. Note his black hair. If the real GabeN even jumped... oh god!

[albinoblackdragon]

FAAAAAKKKE!!! i saw the strings holding gaben up as he jumps.......

[marc2377]

@albinoblackdragon You would need a mr. guindast to do that.

[TheHotFalafel]

welp HL3 is never comin out now.

[2013doom]

oh so this wil happen 11.11.2011  hahahhahahahhahah Half life 3 release date : 01.08. 2999 HD 2080p

[champayne17]

Every fat joke makes Gabe delay the development another 10 minutes.

[TheFamine123]

This is 2590 calling.

Call of Duty MW19357 was ok and L4D9001 was awesome but HL2EP3 is still in dev mode.

[oxygentramp42]

this video made gabe delay episode 3 by 10 years.

[No13Machine]

Oh God, I'm dying.

[blaster00000]

oh so this is how LA sank in 2012 now that makes more sense

[WarcraftMelodies]

I flagged this for Gaben abuse.

[ThemanonlyknownasTom]

I guess valve can't count to 2013 either.

[Clonkify]

If that happens, I really hope they cancel Half-life 3

(Note: This is just a joke, do not take it seriously, I will hope HL3 will come around soon.)

[HaloModder555]

Anyone notice the EA symbol?

[NwoSwat]

@HaloModder555 its thier because EA funds and supports Valve

[HaloModder555]

You missed the joke.

[NwoSwat]

@HaloModder555 nope.avi

[HaloModder555]

You missed the joke.

[WMan37]

@NwoSwat Are you sure? last i checked they were having issues with eachother, hence why that spyware called Origin was created.

[666Tormentor666]

My grandchildren will have a lot of fun with this game!

[111urnotme]

If they cannot count to three make a Half life 2 episode 2.2

[ps3man233]

2012

[tehnoobinroblox]

2013 the end of the episode 3

[JokeriPokeri17]

Medic to Heavy in Meet The Medic: Wait, it gets better! After Gabe Newell woke up, his reverence was missing, and the Episode 3 was never heard from again, AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And so, that's how i lost my Steam account..."

[adamester123]

So gabed caused the 2012 world ending

[T3hGearos]

The Mayans fortold of this delay.

[MarioDude44]

Make a sequel

"Gaben goes to Japan"

[togetheras0ne]

No, they can't take all the time they want developing the fucking game. I don't have my whole life you motherfuckers.

[DroneFragger]

this video was WORTH THE WEIGHT

[killerbird1859]

Thank you, your video delayed Half-Life 3 :D

[guaton92]

question is, how the fuck did he manage to jump?!

[pivotmaniac10]

@guaton92 Portals.

[AconyX1]

I can't stop watching this. x D

[36blackout]

every time someone makes a joke of gabe half life 3 is delayed by 1 year so the sun will explode befor it is realesed

[supadupasqwid]

so the film "2012" was causd by gabe jumping for joy!

[MrSabre95]

Heavywight worthed champion

[TheFirstMentalgen]

i think gabe is offented

[pivotmaniac10]

In Half Life 3, you will take the place as Gordon Freeman *as usual* .After silly Kleiner's teleport mishaps, you are stuck in the future, exploring the aftermath of the Gabepocalypse. The Combine are everywhere, and the resistance's numbers are few, but will the help of the thought of deceased Gordon make things right?

Half Life 3: Coming 23/13/2999

[tomatoto64]

I gotta admit,this video si funny

but leave gabe alone :C

[SkyFeline]

...So...Episode 3 is gonna be released in 2012! :D

[guaton92]

this is why I love Youtube

[Lautaro3590]

Don't Ju-- OH NOOOOOO!!!! WERE DOOOMEEED!!!!!

[hardrockcafe98]

hl3 published by EA?

WE ARE DOOMED!

[MrWiiKiller]

lol 2012

[Stife9000]

i shit u not when the earthquake happened in NY i put this on i was scared shitless called valve and told them Gabe newell fell down

[Photoping]

*Pootis Sunglasses over Glasses

[Remerai]

That's about 50 years right there, hopefully, it will be worth the wait.

[Kulka782]

Now Im scared

[Quebedify]

I hope the mega64 guys managed to survive

[Meckyrulez]

0:16

Look as when he was falling down the air pressure created a shock wave under him that made the cars go into reverse before his body weight caused the earths crust to bend

[RushFreak2]

@Meckyrulez ...What he said.

[Aechis]

So they are working on Half Life 3 since at least 7000 BC.

[RandomMadnessityer]

@Aechis 7012 BC

[insertrandomnamenow]

@RandomMadnessityer if you trying to say it would be released 2012, then you mean 6988BC

[RushFreak2]

@insertrandomnamenow Yes.

[GameReviewer1987]

@Aechis

Half Life 3 was released before Half Life 2 and the world ended even though it's normal today!

CeptionCeption

[8Dgman]

Love the EA games on the cover, EA owns everything now.

[Alonless]

its not hl3 its Ultimate crackdown 3

[NinjaFerrari]

LOOOOOL.

*Half Life 3 finally gets released*

*Massive earthquake occurs so that nobody gets to enjoy it*

[Inkspeckle]

this viedeo is a piece of art!

[stundio]

pretty sure this will happen when HL3 gets announced

[111urnotme]

I saw what you did at the start:

It took over 9000 years!!!!

[cashys510]

True story.

[Sirronkcuhc1]

My god this is excellent

[Darkman9000]

At least he didn't fart..... he's got enough methane to reach the sun

[cbiggs17]

oh my fucking god I lol'd

[Meestarcheez]

gabe made 28 accounts

[WulfShank]

@Meestarcheez Whered you pull that number out of?

[punctualjinx]

lol an earthquake just occured pretty much all over eastern United States.

[Kaiserhawk]

Live from New York

[evsystem]

@Kaiserhawk This is California

[Annokou]

everything goes from urban new york to suburban california... wtf?

[a0001521]

the development time... it's over 9000!

[Gmod4ThaWin]

It was worth the weight

[silviuunu]

So that's how 2012 will be ... if gaben is not dead :O

[ponch01966]

nicely done LOLZ!

[Resurrectedfantasy]

What does the scouter say about the years in development?

[ceu160193]

We must stop Gaben before he will ruin everything!!

What will happen,if Gaben inside car with crash into wall?

Anwswer:it will make another Big Explosion and create new universe.

[375serge]

awesome!

[SniperJJS1369]

So that's how they did those special effects in the movie. It all makes sense now. At first I thought it was CG, but it was actually what happened when Gabe jumped. I should have known.

Also,for every fat joke Gabe delays episode three another week. There are over 8000 videos when you search the term "GabeN" on youtube. 8000/52=153 years of delay. Congrats dicks of youtube, we will never see episode 3 in our lifetime because of you.

[TrolololololololoMan]

IM DIED

[Comandos1209]

wtf?



[tronlaser]

It caused a sub-atomic asplosion of 24.8 megatones worth of plutonium...

[Dredger1401]

It was worth the weight.

[fritzerz9]

Worth the weight?

[praton97]

@coolsnape O.o LOL xD

[coolsnape]

this is a lie ep 3 would never come out because the number 3 DOSE NOT EXSIST IN VAULVE

[ParrotsdrinkCoke]

What was that creepy ambient song in the beginning of the video?

[AttitudeGamesGod]

And I always thought DNF would cause the end of the world..

[timerider4]

Lol Jim Carrey.

[absolutezero1000]

The force of his jump should have pushed the earth down

[BagelBoi53]

We're screwed, LEG IT!

[TheRetroZombie]

EA... I see what you did there.

[sosotabbo]

What's the name of the music at the end ? :D

[steph1275]

valve = 2012??????????

[steph1275]

valve = 2021??????????

[Squeredead]

0:12

Heavy: Gaabbee, NOOOO!!

[mario3585thesecond]

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY FAKE... Gabe does a LOT more damage then this

[MikeMachinima]

i see now....why we must take control...and stop the gaben.

[MrSmasherX]

Lol Gordon Freeman has to clean up all this mess...

[randomtoa]

I would lol so much if that was the real release date

[wowwft1]

lol Gabe Newell The new 2012

[heresjohnny1231]

LMFAO

[Shineypillz]

Well...now it all makes sence!

[truesandman9]

normaly i would say every time gabe hears a fat joke ep 3 is pushed 3 more years

but he will probaby just laugh with us

[hagamablabla]

Valve can't count to 3.

HL 1, HL 2

Episode 1, episode 2

L4D, L4D2

DOTA 1, DOTA 2

TF2

[CzMDavid]

@hagamablabla ya forgot portal 2

[hagamablabla]

@CzMDavid DAMN IT! HOW COULD I FORGET THAT!

[bloobluebloo123]

@hagamablabla And don't forget TFC.

[riperchetobg]

@hagamablabla DotA wasn't made by Valve, and there is Team Fortress one under the name TF Classic.

[DarthZeminus]

@hagamablabla No!!!! You have doomed us all! Now they will make a L4D3 instead of HL2ep3!!!

[guaton92]

@hagamablabla don't forget Portal and Portal 2

[RushFreak2]

@hagamablabla Then good luck getting them to count to 4...

[HelvitisHora]

@hagamablabla PIRATES VIKONGS AND KNIGHTS III hmm ????????

[IonizedRasputin]

@hagamablabla They don't want their total number of sequels to be higher than the average fan's IQ.

[BloodyMagnificent]

Over 9,000 years of development xD

[gdeleonpj]

that was soo strong a lil of me died inside

[Evzone1821]

Apperently Valve has trouble counting up to three Half Life Half Life 2 Portal Portal 2 Team Fortress Team Fortress 2 Left for Dead Left for Dead 2 Half Life 3 is the first 3 of all valve games Half Life - 1998 Half Life 2 - 2004 Half Life 3 - 2012

[chimera14893]

Of course they'll do a good job, heck for them to take that long to make the game means they're making it perfect.

[Jimpiedepimpie]

@chimera14893

Remember duke nukem.

I think it was duke nukem.

[billthedestoryer]

Gabeception.

[billthedestoryer]

Half Life 3 made Gabe Newell into a Ringo.

[Operbot]

EA+Valve = Uber team!

[Seekerz3996]

Its not the sun, no. Its the not the earth, no. Its when gabe jumps, is when were all fu*ked.

[theREALChadsexinton]

The next Saxxy Award should have a special category for "Best Gabe Newell Fat Joke"

[Jakzerstoren]

gay...

[imadude98]

alas, poor Gabe, dont worry bro, i still love ya ;)

[sirhalyavshik]

MY HERO!