Announcement for NCIX Esther's Valentine's Contest

[rtshchand]

Red red apples

Green green pear

Look under your panty there's some hair.

[cerealkiller158]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You named everybody

Except for you

[ALEXONEANA]

russian fag fag fag fag fag fag !!!!

[blutfrosch]

roses are blue

violets are red

stop talking

i'll fuck you up

[ethanalex102]

FORGET THE PAST U CANT CHAGE IT....... FORGET THE FUCHER U CANT PRDICK IT...............FORGET ABOUT PERESIT I DID NOT GET U ONE!!!!

[Ripzta13B]

She would like me.

[MultiTylertv]

Jack and jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuanna

Jack got high unzipped his flie and said, jill do you wanna?

Jill said yes took off her dress and they began to have some fun

But stupid jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

For Cameraman

[g00nieg00g00]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

My penis is dead.

Can i bury it in you?

[Uniteme]

Roses are red

violets are blue

Thinking of you and joanne from new eggtv making out makes me cum hard

[Chrisguitar95]

Can I win? its my birthday on valentines day :)

[BronzeApples]

Autographed Dual GTX 590's?

[jewie27]

Esther: Amd is red, intel is blue, I am yellow and so are you.

[mmarsbarr]

@jewie27 LMAO

[Dajoma1975]

@jewie27 Technically AMD is green. Red is Radeon. AMD, the company, has always been green.

[McL4ZY]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Esther's so cute

I wanna go inside you :D

[haggis4tw]

NCIX Makes good videos,

This much is true,

But Newegg.com also has this drive,

It's listed $20.99 USD cheaper than you.

(+ Free shipping)

That is all.

[haggis4tw]

A little gush of wind

Straight from my heart;

It tickles down my backbone

And then becomes a fart.



[DanteHTID]

roses are red

violets are blue

keep on perving

forever alone will be you

[TheArcticWonder]

Nvidia or Radeon, I just want quad-sli. If I was a millionaire, what graphics would I buy? Will a gtx 570 do? Or will I need more power? A gtx 590's beast, that's true, but it will melt in half an hour. So I'm im stuck in this decision, not knowing what to get. Then my brain says "watercooled?" I sure don't want my system wet. So I go to Linus's channel, to see what his thoughts are. He recommends a graphics card that costs more than my car!

[rex3453]

Roese are Red

Violet are Blue

Orange....FUCK

[PCOMAreloaded]

roses are red

violets are blue

i'm bad at poetry

lemon.

[DustinGriffith33]

Can I wrote you a one line poem. Here it is:

Will you marry me?

[666abesanchez]

Shes so cute :p

[theluffy99]

Linus is smart

Esther is cool

NCIX is the best

pc shop to boot!

[lilAznFaith]

Punch A Crip

In The Lip

To Show Them What True Colors Drip

[pierreisthebest]

@lilAznFaith Hmmm

[MrSiiKez]

@lilAznFaith You fail at life.

[TehRealCanadarocker]

So this marks first day of February *uploads feb 2nd*

[jaheermk]

wtf no UK?

[jaheermk]

her and her sister are only good for sex.....wait a minutee!!

[Onlykeenancan]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'll fuck you with a rake.

[rex3453]

@Onlykeenancan That doesn't even fucking rhyme. Good effort though!

[aDAMPis1913]

AMD is red,

Intel is blue,

in soviet russia computer build you!

[pierreisthebest]

@aDAMPis1913 haha

[IamNouVe]

Roses Are Red

Donkeys Are Violet

This Poem Doesn't Make Sense

Microwave!

[angelichev]

wnat fuck you honey .

[ycageLehT]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You still don't do anything internationally

Damn you!

:P

[1330pc]

Blood is red,

A person dead is blue,

I am a CRaZy Russian,

DONT MAKE ME KILL YOU

[GodAres7]

Are you wearing your pants ass front?

[JoeWithers100]

Roses are Grey,

Violets are Grey,

I'm a Dog.

[JoeWithers100]

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I'll stab you with a rake.

[ikkel33]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

Lesbians.

[fuhdenden]

Linus is great,

Esther is great too,

Give me the SSD!!

and my heart will belong to you

[GodAres7]

@fuhdenden not sure about SSD but I m pretty sure u can get a free STD from Esther =)

[luongkevin]

@GodAres7 you are nasty man :(

[Cristi243]

Linus is red

Esther is blue

Crazy Russian is black

and so are you

[NightbringerMinion]

This has got to be the single most awkward video Esther has ever put up :V

[myskillsisfromhell]

asus makes red GPU's Msi makes them blue bot asus kick's ass and that it's true

[benzspeculus]

Common Linus dont be like all those other corner tech shows that put on soem semi cute girls for ratings

[Orexll]

@benzspeculus ehh no, she has her own channel NCIXEsther. he just uploaded the video so then rest of you all could have a chance to win...

[jordan116327]

shes cute. the russian dude just killed it!!!!!! jigahertz lmfao !!!!!!! keep it going there Komrad lol

[LoneSilentKiller]

Press '6' or 4:18

[ThePCgamer1989]

roses are red,

violets are blue

i have alziemers

cheese on toast

[Vrtko456]

Roses are tits

Violets are tits

I like tits

Tits

[sardo97]

Nvidia is Green,

Intel is blue,

Building my pc,

With an Hdd,

And an SSD too. <3

[AntiHamster500]

@sardo97 Honestly, I hope your comment bumps my one off the top comment.

[TheIwanaloveyou]

O_o !!

[imNOZR]

roses are black

violets are black

i'am blind

[drey27]

@imNOZR loooool

[Jj286]

Rose are red.

Violets are blue.

I would rather watch porn, than fukin shag you.

[imCllm]

roses are red lemons are sour open you legs and give me a hour.

[smartydix]

I really hope you didn't forget to say the contest is US only...

[make2003]

WHY YOU NO IN QUEBEC! ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

[tf2godlikespy]

ROSES ARE BLACK

THIS CHANNEL LACKS

[blade004]

And for all those sucking up to the lady in the video, please leave your keyboards and take a trip to the hookers.

[blade004]

Oh sweet hand, how we are one and for I seeith is grand, may we never be apart for shall I faulter for doth you ever depart :( Happy Valentines sweet palm of pleasure.

[Wynrider]

Some Roses are not Red,

Violet is not REALLY blue,

I dont know who wrote this poem,

but i bet he's already dead...

[blade004]

I will make sure I send my hand a Valentines poem.

[Stoopidslow]

7:07 really? made it to 0:23....lame

[rayman2550]

How did i get here?

[duculetu88]

Eshter:

Breath my air and feel

My love

Kiss my lips and taste

My love

Watch my eyes and see

My love

Don't forget to be

My love .

[theonlinegamer296]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I won a bafta

so fuck you (not rly :P)

[Snake1979xfire]

@ 5:55 starts the porn xD

[riadibanez]

i will propose u after the 22nd....i dont want you to mix me up with the people who love you for the GIVEAWAYS

[theTNTclub1997]

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! WATT EVER IS YOUR NAME

[xgamer2100]

• roses are red nuts are brown

skirts go up pants go down

body body skin to skin

when its stiff stick goes in

goes in dry comes out wet

the longer its in the stronger it gets

and comes out dripping

and starts to sag

its not what you think it is its a fucking tea bag

[zoros3112]

@xgamer2100 fuckin awesome loool

[gaminglaps]

@xgamer2100 if this guy doesnt win anything, i lost all hope in ncix

[1koss2]

the world is perfect:

water is wet

the sky is blue

"but everything passes and this is too"

and come Anunaki

to kill all of you

...

)))

[p0p0s]

so bad light..

[Orexll]

@TheZohan26 I doubt you were ever a customer, seeing it's only for US and CA and you're mad about it.

[enitalp]

Ester will you be my valentine ?

[TheZohan26]

Its Valentines day, the day of the venus

And this gonna be a poem about linus

He created his channel in 2008 with hardware and new things that just have been made.

I enjoyed his videos each and every day

and even the cattips are realy okay^^

For the future I hope he stays like he is

cause theres no one out there unboxing like this!!

And if u think that this poem is just fuckin waste

then greetings u can kiss my preapplied thermalpaste!!

[123chorry]

rose are red

violets are blue

this is Linus's channel

who the fuck are you

[waseem1173]

@123chorry @xgamer2100 HAHAHAHA

[nath147]

@123chorry Linus's sister in law i think.

[SchwarzRitter560]

@nath147 wife

[ArrisarJ]

Hey Esther:

Roses are red;

Violets are blue;

Poems suck;

You're pretty.

[xXDP5150Xx]

Roses are blue

Violets are pencil

This rhyme doesn't poem

Toaster

[brad5126]

rose are red

violets are blue

i am off

because i need a poo

[boomstick68]

It looks like a hostage video.

[commodore256]

If I could enter, I would make it Raven Style.

I'll be crushing on Crazy Russian's Octa-Core.

Alone nevermore once I Score with Something from the NCIX Store.

[commodore256]

You can say the F-Word once in a non-sexual manner in a PG-13 Movie.

[commodore256]

Fuck! It's void in My State!

[xAT4]

Linus is hot,

oh so hot.

I'm a dude.

[AntiHamster500]

AMD is red,

MSI is is blue,

As I'm playing my games,

Always thinking bout you :3

[Hokrollo1]

@AntiHamster500

Intel is blue..

[AntiHamster500]

@Hokrollo1 I was trying to be original.

[jopitan]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

NCIX is the best

You know it's true

[GeekSud]

Roses Are Red

Violets are blue

This poem Doesn't rhyme

Penis.

[bddblade]

@GeekSud lmfao.

[TheMaazster]

@GeekSud funny fucker

[Starkness1]

Roses are red

the grass is green,

I want you in my bed,

If you know what I mean.

[ghostrider101685]

i can slightly see a cameltoe right there, thumbs up if you can see it too

[driesmp]

to bad its not in europe though,

dear linus,

you are so hot

that my nvidia card start to overclock

linus if you agree

i'll not own you again in battlefield three

damn NCIX EUROPE

[sloergod]

Why is this crap on the ncix channel, keep it to your on, plz

[TheKnightSolaris]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHA Radeons are red,

nVidias are green...

You Rock Crazy Russian!

[laur121212]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

This poem doesn't rhyme,

Microwave.

[lXlNismo11lXl]

NEEeeEEeeEE... That's a good poem, right?

[skdb16]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

How much do i need to pay.

to get a fuck from you!

[Starkness1]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

The fish in the market,

Smells better than you!

[SuperMuddiger]

this is a simple poem, so i can win a ssd. i don't want to pay for one, i hope i get it for free (that's just a ruff draft)

[for818]

roses are red

violets are blue

who the fuck

said you could get out of the kitchen!

[PikKirby]

@for818

Dear god that was so funny and original every organ in my body exploded.

[for818]

@PikKirby lol are you trying to be sarcastic lol?

[PikKirby]

@for818

I dunno, lol?

[skillful]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My Voidray will

only charge on you ;)

[bdc3141]

Two things: I would hate to be the person to get the drive she was waving around at 1:57. It's probably broken now.

Also 3:56. Last time I checked PG-13 allows profanity.

[fudogchomp]

i like me some pink and some brown stink too, so be a dirty nerdy girl and let me plug you :D

[ankanbads]

6:44 crazy russian, i see what you did there.. o_o

[excelx213]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

Woman, get back in the KITCHEN!

[MEXPRG]

crazy russian don't quit your day job with those rhymes....lol.....

[kasumisman]

today officially marks the first day of February...uploaded Ffeb 2, 2012"...hmmm

[Trusteft]

@kasumisman what's your point?

[Cromoney1]

There are some really funny and creepy poems here lol

[SuperMuddiger]

did she say 750gb ssd or 12ogb?

[McManus667]

@SuperMuddiger Hybrid drives, fool.

[for818]

@SuperMuddiger 750gb

[SuperMuddiger]

@for818 i am going to sound like i have been stocking someone after im done with my poem 750gb ssd right?

[for818]

@SuperMuddiger yes it is a 750gb hybrid ssd

[jasonnooz]

Is The Autographed 'something' her used DILDO

[guill102]

why not change the prize to a date with you on valentines date?

[sw2de3fr4gt]

I see someone watches Community...

[Yeremita]

I'm always amazed by the number of people who've never seen a woman before.

[XenogearsPS]

Esther is hot,

We all know its true,

I loved this vid,

now please rate and subscribe

[mattpalmerphoto]

Here's my little effort:

I wrote many a lyrical poem to Esther

Stating my desire to caress and undress her

She accused me of stalking

The cops told me to start talking

In this prison cell I now fester

All for the love of dear Esther

....ok, it's a little bit creepy but the best I could conjure on a whim.

[BlindGuardian050]

Autographed thong plz.

[gizmofsu]

@BlindGuardian050 Did you know that Australia's number 1 export is creepy old men?

[Midgetkilla48]

Can i get your autographed panties?

[0HippyHunter0]

GAWD! These Obama commercials are killing me! Like he created those 3.1 million jobs........the private sector did, he had nothing to do with it.

[SiaSound]

lol, Crazy Russian is really funny. He should comment and talk in every video!

[B00h44]

... I think i've made my choice!

[helloworldinthenet]

i think the crazy russian is boneing Esther

[thatmetalguy85]

Guys, Imagine laying in a hammock with Esther with a cool breeze gently swinging you two while Esther sings Faded into you by Mazzy Star while she slowly combs your hair with her fingers and staring at you in the eyes....... :)

[ZombieIslandS]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

my dick is so hard,

FOR FUCKING DOTAS 2

[Zainiak]

Roses are green

Violets are blue

Go Michigan!!!

I'll have SSD now.

[DrexyEh]

Dear Linus here I sit he broken hearted trying to shit but I only farted

[BeAnBeAn22]

hey guys im 16 and i just wanted to say... ESTHER GET IN MY PANTS NOW!

[1BYEBYE1]

Roses are red,

Violets are fine,

Ill be the 6,

if you be the 9.

[DancesWithSmurf]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

Who the hell shit in my garden!?

[for818]

@DancesWithSmurf haha i have heard this before

[TheSighGuy]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

What the fuck

Is wrong with all of you?

[GODLY707]

@TheSighGuy I SEE what you did there...

[GoatseObama]

female announced contest hilarity ensues

[TekkuPT]

Esther as I wake by your side,

My feelings for you I can not hide,

I touch your face in the morning light,

Being with you just feels so right

[BrooklynXT1]

Esther, will you bare my Cilon children? XD