Oscar 2000 • What The Stars Are Thinking About

[Parag0n]

Russell Crowe was hangin for a ciggie

lol at Helen as well

[insaneafp08]

I hope he does this on Sunday!

[baronessdouglass]

"I see white people..." LOL I died!!

[BetaArtemis]

@baronessdouglass That's the best line! LOL!

[magsboo321]

@YourVoiceOfTreason Thanks so much! I knew about the stolen statuettes but didn't know that was the man who found them. Cool!

[imac7564]

YAA ARNOLD! 0:22!

[RealDefentertainment]

OH THIS THONG IS KILLING..

no you didnt just make fun of our QUEEN you Billy You

[magsboo321]

Who are the two gentlemen in the shot before Jack Nicholson? ("This is cool but what I really want to do is direct!"

[YourVoiceOfTreason]

@magsboo321 Back in 2000 like the week before the show a bunch of the Oscar statues were stolen. The men that it showed, the one closest to the camera, is the a garbage truck driver who found the stolen statues. As a reward they invited him and a guest to the show. =)

[Clogged14]

Is that Mike Wazowski? Mike Wazowski!

[lostintimeline]

funniest thing on oscars ever

[Trotmaster15]

hes gotta do this this year too!

[DaniEzze]

We all want him to do it

[CdnBacon13]

"UGH, this thong is KILLING ME!" Ahahaha Billy you KILL ME! :')

Hahahaha, that was hilarious.

[DwightShruteJoker01]

I hope he does this at the oscars next year.

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

@DwightShruteJoker01 Me too.

[springsheen19]

hope he does this skit at the next oscars!!

[boronghousegtk]

haha these thongs are killing me. lol.

[MichaelChapman18]

God this thong is killing me!

[diCeanddiMe757]

I SEE WHITE PEOPLE lmfao

[jdbankshot]

imho, best oscar host ever.

[toast1990]

Oh, this thong is killing me!! LMAO

[stylus850]

This is why he is back as the oscar host! Billy Crystal is that good! (Well that and the fact that Eddie Murphy took a hike lol), but this should happen this year too!

[zetina2010]

I hope he does this for the 84th academy awards! Ill be laughing my ass off hahahahXD

[ExistentialSmoker20]

Judy Dench had it coming. She's the hottest gilf ever!

[FilmDisney]

Who's that at 1:44 plus could someone explain the joke

[darthmelkor2]

@FilmDisney In that year the statues were lost from the manufacturer, and that guy (the older one) found them in the garbage and returned them to the Academy. So, later he was invited to watch the cerimony at the theatre...

[FilmDisney]

@darthmelkor2 Thanks

[ianwilson2007]

he says 'oh if they only knew I'm really Sol Turkowitz and I'm from Great Neck'. He's implying that Benigni is a Jew from Long Island, New York.

[giusy84]

@ianwilson2007 Found it! :) Thanks a lot.. :)

[giusy84]

Could someone write down what he says to Roberto Benigni? I really can't understand it.. :(

[ianwilson2007]

@giusy84 I replied to your question but wrote it as a comment rather than a reply. It's up there though.

[TheJesusSucks]

I don't get the Meryl Streep joke.

[ianwilson2007]

@TheJesusSucks I think it's just supposed to be funny cos the last thing Meryl Streep would be thinking about at the Oscars is that the designated hitter rule is ruining baseball

[EricAKATheBelgianGuy]

@ianwilson2007 Many still don't know the designated hitter rule lol.

[majesticmaniac]

I am still the coolest guy in the room and the whole room goes yaaaaaa...

[DonCorleone87]

brilliant............ brilliant

[TheWerbowy]

jack will always be the coolest guy in the room

[lonelygnome1]

@TheWerbowy Even when he's not in the room. That's how cool he is.

[TheWerbowy]

@lonelygnome1 you're so right

[martbTT]

billy cristal is brilliant! :D

[vadimzdonutube]

This was 2000 not 2001

[TheLegoFan1]

"I see white people." ROFL

[dolokpurba]

oh this thong is killing me!

[normalguycap]

To see these people bust out laughing is so refreshing!

[imac7564]

ARNIE!

[whatuswattingat]

"I LOVE JAWS 4!" LMAO!!!

[DaveGarli87]

what does he say about benigni?

[MSAT1995]

haha,i see white people, that was great!

[stellastey]

lol damn right jack is still the coolest guy in the room.