Bo Burnham's Appearance On Conan

[alterbridgefan99]

I work with the elderly and Alzheimer's and I just freaking CRACK UP whenever I hear "Old peoples skin sags because it is being pulled toward the under world" LMAO I love the people I work with but that's bloody hilarious

[sumofat5]

"Pages are blank.." *silence* lol

[rolosum5]

Bo burnham's is a genius

[daltondino]

Funny

[Jooehn]

And I wish my haikus were as good as bob's...

[musicalwriter123]

@Jooehn who is bob.....

[Jooehn]

@musicalwriter123 Was kinda drunk when I wrote that.... I hope it was like BoB(urnham) :D

[musicalwriter123]

@Jooehn haha ahh ok, I was just hoping you knew his name wasn't actually bob :)

[Jooehn]

"Thank you, that was Socrates" Genius!

[MsGabiJ]

Swallowed some glitter...

[DEMONshot666]

not as funny censored

[isuckatguitar12]

he looks so nervous, i HATE THIS CROWD!

[uzairs1]

"YOUR MOMMA SO FAT, YOUR MOMMA SO UGLY" lmfao

[holdenc96]

At least he knew what ironic means when he wrote a song about it.

[frostintranslation]

As a comic I appreciated the Socrates impression the best. Because I mega loathe impressions

[noquaz]

He did very good

[uzairs1]

what is he saying at 3:10 ?

[solaran90]

@uzairs1 Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...or masturbate in the daytime.

[Savalric]

@uzairs1 pages are blank

[Diannathecoolone]

You can tell the audience doesn't understand. I've been following Bo for four years, and instantly got everything. Bo -3

[troc2112]

i've watched a lot of Bo's shows and he says the saaaame jokes every time! huge fan but would like to see some new material by this genius

[smeagle6699]

that was sorcrates :p

[KoobxwmBelieves]

awww yeahhh

[DirEnRefused]

Bo looks hideously depressed.

[garrett2859]

I admit it: It took me until now to understand the hermaphrodite keytar joke.

[Yanmegaman5]

Don't get the last part of the song with the grandpa can anyone explain??

[Xle19xAB]

@Yanmegaman5 Alzheimer's Disease makes a person lose their memory. For Bo to then "forget" the end of his song is ironic, wouldn't you say?

[greentea110714]

@Xle19xAB Anticipated. :D

[uzairs1]

@Yanmegaman5 i think it means alzheimers passed on to him

[sleestalk]

I have the same notebook.. Moleskin

[Gurb2010]

@NateAdkinsBand Haha, I've known of Bo longer than I've been watching Conan, but Conan is on every night.

[supershayn6]

thought i lost this vid since conan blocked us in canada, forgot that it wasn't uploaded by conan!

[DemonOverkill]

At 4:03 he says "I swallowed some glitter."

[Harlequinnowl]

He has a sparkle on his nose for the entire skit

[AppleJaxs22]

That's not how you hit a triangle...

[Roboyoyo]

@AppleJaxs22 Thats the joke...

[SageBazle]

I really don't think there was actually a delay in them getting his jokes... I mean, comedians have been doing well-placed pauses for a long time, and it's actually something that Bo uses pretty often in his songs.

I just don't like seeing people being called idiots when they clearly laugh both at the moment of the joke, and the moment of the well-placed pause.

I think you're all misinterpreting what's really going on here.

[mybyronichero]

@SageBazle Conan fan who didn't get the jokes until later.

[Jeffroshow]

he makes things so awkward because he knows these conan crowd are idiots

[Yanmegaman5]

Wait did bob barker get the seal pregnant?

[Tatarraan]

I love how irony is such a lost concept on people.. I think Bo is too smart for many crowds lol but I love his humor all the same.

[RaiderPCGaming]

@Tatarraan Exactly, I will hear his jokes and get half off them like the next day. But most crowds can't "handle" his jokes, which are very very fun when you understand them all.

[ds0k0l0wski0]

I love how by the end he was pausing for the jokes that took a little thinking to understand

[werecatlove752]

That makes me so angry *glitter*

[lowiqtv]

Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, or masturbate in the daytime.

[maleknarcoth]

YES.

[NateAdkinsBand]

So now I know, Conan fans aren't as intelligent as Bo fans.

[stealthyasallama]

@NateAdkinsBand That Dali joke was pure gold, the lack of laughs made me quite upset.

[Gurb2010]

@NateAdkinsBand What if Conan fans are also big fans of Bo Burnham?

[NateAdkinsBand]

@Gurb2010 Then they are Conan fans who understand Bo jokes...

[musicflipchick5295]

@NateAdkinsBand SO true! i noticed he changed the words so the crowd would understand it faster.

[yugioh5djrules]

im confident at the end where he talks about his grandfather nobody in that crowd got it

[charlesmonsoon]

why is girls with tourettes in the related videos?

[corryn00]

The audience just doesn't get his comedy.. my parents dont get it either

[Link2000Thor]

@1008tv @FrigginAwesome16 Isn't that ironic?

[1008tv]

I'm watching this naked...

[FrigginAwesome16]

@1008tv ... me too

[aliciaandmeg]

that noodie tho

[tricnomistal]

i love the delay while the crowd figures out why the joke is funny

[VanillaLips]

@tricnomistal More like the joke is painfully obvious and the crowd is trying to figure out the exact amount of awkward laughter that will get him to move on.

[noquaz]

@tricnomistal Well, you must understand that a comedian doesn't just tell joke, and myself doesn't laugh that much when i read jokes. It is all about how the joke i told, and Bo didn't tell any really funny joke, but he did very good at expressing them in a funny way. Silence is a very powerful tool when telling jokes, it can make nearly everything funny if it is timed right.

[JGomez0241]

confetti out of fucking nowhere! xD

[kqiasable]

Liverpool sign a new striker from Nigeria. On the first day of training Kenny Dalglish picks up a ball & says "Ball". Then he does a kicking motion & says "Kick". Then he points to the goal & says "Goal - Understand? KICK, BALL, GOAL . . . GOOOAAL!" and the Nigerian says 'Excuse me Mr Dalglish , but I speak perfectly good English' Dalglish says "Sit down son, I'm talking to Andy Carroll

[TheScrewzie]

he looks so uncomfortable :(

[teddybearluver2]

@TheScrewzie thats what makes him funny. lol

[mcblahflooper94]

@TheScrewzie would you like to perform standup live on Conan?

[TheScrewzie]

@mcblahflooper94 why are you trying to be offensive?

[MaikeP71]

@TheScrewzie because he was born in 1994, I'd be bitter too if I missed out on the nineties because I was a twit.

[TheScrewzie]

@MaikeP71 love it.

[TheScrewzie]

@MaikeP71 love it.

[mcblahflooper94]

@TheScrewzie I apologize if that came off as rude, I'm just saying it's not easy to do standup

live

on Conan.

[FeminineEminem123]

He's so awkwardly adorable:)

[CrazyistheNewSane]

love the part with the gliter

[TwoTekah]

@CrazyistheNewSane confetti, not glitter.

[CrazyistheNewSane]

@TwoTekah if you listen he says i swallowed some glitter so ya....

[TwoTekah]

@CrazyistheNewSane he could have some glitter too, but the shiny crap you see in the video is confetti...unless you know of a place that makes glitter in inch by inch blocks that you can throw.... so ya......

[JSLSampaio]

whats up with the sudden ending? I'm afraid I'm missing the joke...

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

@JSLSampaio His grandpa had Alzheimer's... and Bo forgot the end of his joke. (Isn't that ironic?)

[JSLSampaio]

@CaptainCrunchOwns ... makes sense. how the hell did I miss that? thanks, cco

[iCraved]

I love him. xD

[SayhitoHannah]

Love the woman with the cackling laugh xD

[punkprince182]

2:25 .I fell off my chair lol

[thisntchicken]

@artemisandbandit4ev lol.. actually it's because the sentence should have been "Mama you raised me well" .. don't try and think to hard next time

[megalisstudio]

is he amish

[collegegal108]

He is really funny but he had to be really nervous here because he was playing the piano in the wrong key for the beginning part. LOVE HIM tho.

[PandapocalypseDance]

Haha..."tool".

[artemisandbandit4ev]

Saying mamma you raised me good and then being pushed down a well....I'm preeetty sure that's a reference to the Ring....

[whowantstoknowbitch]

Yummy glitter "nom nom":)

[DaNtHeMaNrULeS]

i hate when he goes awkwardly quiet while singing, cause pretending to have low confidence as a joke is only funny if it's pulled off correctly. fail!

[GracetheZombie]

@DaNtHeMaNrULeS He's really humble so I think he does.

[TheTaterlegs]

Oh my, the glitter.. *nut nut nut*

[postmasterw00t]

what the hell does he say at 3:12 ???

[postmasterw00t]

@postmasterw00t

ok i got it he says "masturbate in the day time"

[dirtyHobo1000]

@postmasterw00t "People who live in glass homes shouldn't throw stones. OR MASTURBATE IN THE DAY TIME" He kind of screams it haha

[lloveComedy]

LOL! Like a hermaphrodite. xD

[lloveComedy]

Does this show contains live audience? xD

[CAJim2]

@lloveComedy Yep! Conan always has an awesome crowd. One of these days I'm gonna drive up to LA and go to one of them. (they're free)

[lloveComedy]

@CAJim2 Holy Sh~ for real!? Thanks for the info!!! xD

[lola92393]

omg I love this guy!

[platapusboy7694]

He just always talks fast

[BillHicks420]

I don't get the Bob Barker one.

[punkiedoo87]

@BillHicks420 At the end of every Price Is Right he always said "have your pets spayed or neutered" which makes it so they cant reproduce.

[BillHicks420]

@punkiedoo87 Thanks

[megantherumor]

did he have glitter on his nose the entire time?

[edrummer49]

@megantherumor He got it on his face when he threw the confetti

[megantherumor]

@edrummer49 well yeah i got that. i just thought it was funny that it got stuck right on his nose.

[DeathnoteBB]

"a bit older demographically than the millions of Youtube fans Burnham has so this was a great opportunity for him to reach the college kids"

How fucking young are people on youtube? What college kids actually do their work now?

[DeathnoteBB]

lol at about 3:28 he tried to ding the triangle but it didn't and it looked like he was considering for a second whether or not he should do it again. I think he did it twice once on his special cause he missed it xD

[DeathnoteBB]

WTF I know lots of people go on Conan, but I had no idea BO BURNHAM of all people was one :O

[Eoryu]

if only i had known of this guy sooner....then on my b-day i could have asked to go to new york and see him live! DX

[funnypumpkinhehe]

I love that "yo mama" joke! Pure genius!!

[scloveshorses373]

He cute and funny:)

[samwrestle]

@scloveshorses373 If only people liked my comedy songs that much...

[mcrfreak94]

He's a genius..

[BenDoverProductionXL]

"PULL OUT"couch hay!XD

[sarahsnameis]

It wasn't that he was rushed it was that they didn't give him much time

[subbout334]

It seems like he only has a couple jokes.

[2114418]

omg hes reallly cute wait im staight

[theastrozombie13]

This crowd suuuucks.

[narwhalsareawesome]

That makes me so angry *sparkles*

[AdmiralAnon]

@ImHeal

I think everyone got it....

[pockyprincess12]

isnt it I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-­C

[zCraic]

1 year ago this was uploaded.

[wethead77]

These are all parts of his comedy central peformance btw. Some swares were cut.

[marianneistocool]

Thanks for posting this. Great video!

[pbjellybeanful]

"People complain about my show they say i act to theatrical and flamboyant, and that makes me *throws confetti* So angry!" haha love you Bo!

[GiJoe2226]

His poems aren't haikus. Haikus are that format, but they are about nature. Anything in that format not about nature is called a senryu I believe.

[pbjellybeanful]

@GiJoe2226 yeah they are... Haikus don't have to be about nature and he has 5, 7, 5, syllables.

[gatorguy1115]

Did he sum up his hour long comedy stand up in 6 minutes?

[ollikenmaisey]

loved it!

[supercooldude97]

He spoke to fast in this one :c

[CriticalGamingEnt]

The next Robin Williams?

[SkittlebearRosez]

He's so awkward........its freggin' cute!:)

[Ultimatefan001]

At every joke I hear someone in the audience say "Oh..."

Even at his brilliant "Glass Houses" one! xD

[Bluvofbase]

his ideas are not cohesive but the indivudual concepts as well as the singing and playing of the piano can seem to be amusing at times

[VollaSmells]

Bo Burnham is more annoying than he is talented. But then again he's not that talented so it's not all bad.

[allfitch84]

@VollaSmells Not talented or you just don't get anything he says? There's a difference. haha By the way, where is your comedy stand up or musical genius posted?..

[EvanderQuisling7737]

@VollaSmells No one is forcing you to listen to him.

[bk4841]

he literally just flew through his hour and a half standup in 6

[shotgun8757]

Now if only he could stay with that strait face for a few more seconds.

[KarLTshirt]

Well, my youngest cousin is a candy craver, but last week he choked and died eating a "lifesaver" isnt that ironic?

[XxCallofReachxX]

All of this is on his album but with curse words

[OldSchoolNascar]

seemed like he was rushing himself

[WhoMadeWho33]

@OldSchoolNascar he had to rush himself, he was probably only given a certain amount of time. and he wanted to show everyone aspects of his standup.

[wogolfer]

@OldSchoolNascar I got the same impression, didn't seem the same at some parts. But, he was probably really nervous, so I'm not surprised.

[ThatWeirdGirlWhoActs]

@OldSchoolNascar He wasn't rushing, he had a time limit.

[DeathnoteBB]

@OldSchoolNascar well he was using jokes from a special lasting an hour in a bit that lasted 6 minutes. I'd have rushed too.

[xxshotxx1]

@OldSchoolNascar because he was.

[allisonfig18]

@OldSchoolNascar Yeah, but he plays his pauses very well... When he does pause XD

[TheApplebooom]

14 dislikes... 14 dick heads

[Bluvofbase]

@TheApplebooom y so? hes talented jus not at comedy

[B3rz3rk3r]

The pages are blank...



[1mikeizawesome]

If you actually watch "Words, Words, Words" on Netflix or somethin, you will laugh your ass off. He was just trying to shorten a hour long comedy into a few minutes.

[milkyway531]

Anyone here from tumblr?

[pleasethinkofme]

@milkyway531 yes! haha

[milkyway531]

...I'd hit that.

[theeblakester002]

@milkyway531 who wouldn't hit that?

[MrPayettte]

he was rushed he is much better when he has time

[MebeNitzy]

I'm a leo too! :D

[BillHicks420]

He called Bono a "tool" instead of a "cunt". Gotta love censorship...

[Multi9124]

"Why?

Thank you, that was uh, that was Socrates....."

Hes so awkwardly adorable.

[jozboful]

i hate those damn mudcrabs, got my friend lydia 2 weeks ago

[ubibi10101]

@jozboful At least she didn't take an arrow in the knee.

[LinkxForever]

My god, this man is my life <3 Just recently got hooked. Love. Him. FUCK YES. "My girlfriend has a really weird fetish, she used to dress up as herself and act as a raging bitch all the time"

[Hlessirah]

He's a thousand times funnier than Conan.

[HumanWeasel]

What a shit audience.



[Blind1Magic]

DO WANT



[RandomExpletive]

his expressions and comedic timing SELL this shit, god damn hes funny

[michealangelo12865]

I-R-O-N-I-C

[HumorousHippo420]

I love the weird faces he makes.

[laccrosseshane]

lol hes really clever

[Zeemas]

all he does is random and lame jokes, more like crappy jokes.. and he's good at it..