LAUGH FACTORY!!

[WingedBeef]

Bless Ur FACE

[somestupidutubename3]

toby, 3 sponcers in one video thats precarious

[TheMikuwolf]

best part of waking up is explosions up your butt!

:D happy wheels toby

[Lissyluffscookies]

HIA TOBAH! WAZZUP MAH MAN! i sound like a man but im not, imma lady...

[icollectusernames]

This is my favorite lazy vlog. :)

[dodogods]

im posting



[AlexisLulu]

I wuv his videos ^-^ he so awesome! 3 3 3 :D

[Yeagster27]

0:01

[Yeagster27]

0.01

[ConorJamesMcCarthy]

33 people are...

Noodles.

[TheLaughFactory]

Dig it!

[corgicute]

You are fricken awesome!

Nugget Biscuit

Nugget in a Biscut

Dip it all in Mashed Potatos!

[MunchkInaTopHat]

Hey Toby... your awesome.

[CaSCHWANK]

I love you toby merry belated Christmas <3

[terriblethomas101]

A comment

[sledgehammerducky]

im commented. :D

[53525252252]

Toby, that light means serious malfunction.

[Iammonster108]

watch my vids please



[13candypink]

ireland loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[rhysitd]

Um

[metalfenix11]

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!

[burtopower]

does anyone else think that toby must have a really amazing life?

[listenupclubpenguin]

Tobys dog favourited this :3

[Swainster77]

I looked up Candy Planet O.o

[slugbugchamp]

i want a hoodie.

[Romanlieutenant19]

I WANT SOME TOBYFOOD

[potatochip033]

YOU ARE APIC WHICH IS A MIXTURE OF AWESOME AND EPICNESS OH SNAP MY CAPS LOCKS IS ON SORRY IF IT LOOKS LIKE IM YELLING AT YOU bless your face toby

[iMaStranger22]

Comment.

[zoroark300]

I want a tobuscus shirt

[diversityfan231]

Posting a comment...

[CandiiMan129]

one of my fav vids so far

[poentasticgurl]

Anyone else notice on of the top comments doesn't even have any thumbs ups?

[0angel970]

Commentbuscus

[xSokNINJA]

Comments

[crystal7429]

i love you toby! k? bye.

[BrittBrittButterfly]

Im commenting because you told me to...and well i love you.... ;D

[SpazldNinjaDude]

its xmas is 5 days!!!! (from this video)

[odinlinga]

a commant becase its christmas a week ago.

[shellybenderful]

So does everyone recognize you when you're out and about? When are you going to come to Connecticut? We would love to see you here!

[booshankibooboocakes]

Your adorable. So freaking adorable.

[Patricktehlol]

CHISTMAS FTW

[Fweep144]

Forget humans. We need more buscuses!! REPRODUCE NOW!!!!!!

[Aibuscus]

@Fweep144 I am here.

[Reagz45]

I'll keep your advice in mind: to start your day on a good note whack your face a bed side table haha

[SafetyPinKing]

buscus? does it mean.... baby underwear stealing cat under stairs? hmmm i must ponder

[hottestcabry101]

toby told me to comment... soooooo hi

[mcrflyleafdisturbed]

I commented because Toby told me to.

[Herpyderpy101]

i want a t-shirt...

now.

[lilflanges]

Ngnb

[SuperDeadspacefan]

l like your dead spce videos

[SuperDeadspacefan]

i like your intro and youre fuuny i like your dead space videos

[craztpanda]

Im doing all! Favorite, like, and comment!:D

[foxy31296]

I love that your scratching your head this whole video xD

[horselover48842]

Hey Toby! If you want to find an ocean of oil, go down to the Gulf of Mexico where BP had the huge oil rig FAIL, and you will be able to find the ocean of oil and harvest your oil there.

Your Welcome!!!

[darkangel128943]

Hello Mr. Turner, I would very much like to win a T-shirt. It has become my New Years resolution. Along with eating healthy and exercising daily. Hopefully one of those three things will happen, because I am certain the eating and exercise will not be. By the way you happen to be the only youtuber that I actually with on a regular basis. Anyways.... New Years T-Shirt resolution.... Please help me make it come true! Formally Yours,

Rachel D. (darkangel128943). 3

[MrReidabix]

Sponser...do u smell dat

[MAKTURAxSHADOW]

¡ am /\/0t @R3T@RD

[daddyslilgirl481]

¡Me gusta ver tobuscus!

^The only thing spanish class was good for :)

[maxibon560]

u r zoo cool toby

[MrsIWannaCry]

I couldn't find any candy planet videos. D;

[nooni107]

hello!



[SeanMontyPython]

you should post part 3 of candy planet!!!!

[arielleferre]

Toby Turner is my favorite  ^.^

[rafelin6707]

OMG HE EATS PANDA EXPRESS

[yosolima]

I ate panda express right before this video. awesome.

[jenziix3]

I LOVE TOBY

[RozalynW]

@cicis5 sadly neither do i.

[jothu010]

Toby! T-shirt! ME!

[raivaun7]

@nickyrho you sir, are not a real "African American"

[FangScheddyMan]

I'm so confused on how to win a t~shirt. Do I just say, "Hey, Tobes! I wanna get a t~shirt!" cuz that seems kinda rude without the Tobes part. By the way I named my chinchilla Toby but then I saw the lady parts so now she's Chica... So, Toby, I'd like to enter to win a t~shirt. Thank you I love your attractive face.

[03LukaVocaloid]

He can fit us all into his hat. Like a boss.

[lilylovebuglopez53]

i wanna hear toby say nigga!

[kelleher777]

Only 2 hours of sleep? I wish I had as much energy as you Toby. You should sell Tobuscus energy drinks.

[Klankumz]

The best part of waking up . . . Is two girls and one cup!

[saysyou]

commenting cuz Toby likes it, Merry Christmas! :P

Aside: Anyone else want to scratch Toby's head? Is that weird?

...Moving on! /comment

[DAVEvsRANDY]

so you havent found the oil ocean let me tell you where it is... Gulf of mexico

[droxursox319]

THIS. IS A COMMENT.

[nickyrho]

as a black person i honestly don't mind that word.... don't see the offence

[1721nick]

@nickyrho Oh sure, it's only the word white people used to say to discriminate black people from white because they thought of us as slaves.

Sure, nothing offensive about slavery.

[TheNonHipster]

I always thought that oil thing was a boat floating in water.

[hoperisnear]

you got two hours of sleep? so did i, had to wake up at 4 am but only got to sleep at 2 :(

[SuperPopcorn28]

comment



[urmaster245]

whatch the zink kid it stupid 

[kihanamori]

Posts comment of awesomeness.



[YourShowSucks]

YOU TOLD ME TO BSTARD

[killer759607]

Toby: where is his oil ocean? Me: Gulf of Mexico.

[MegaMsmaxine]

it doesn't matter who else I watch on youtube...even the ones you recommend. So far, you are by far, the funniest, most ADD (with sonar of course), most creative and non-linear youtuber I've seen. please don't ever stop lazy vloggin....ever?! There's something quite comforting about watching your vlogs... sometimes after a long day full of challenges, it's like a treat to myself to watch you make me laugh (or in the worst of cases... at least smile).

[MegaMsmaxine]

when you comin to brazil?

[DragonBatz]

i got 2 hours of sleep too...

[nubmeister11]

merry chirstmas



[Mellaria12]

My face has been blessed twice. It IS Christmas :-D

[MegaMusicxlove]

lknmlhojmkhpjhmlhgjgjlTO WIN A T-SHIRT

[nerfguy87]

LOL IM THE AWESOMEST PERSON KNOWN TO MAN! other than toby, I WORE A SANTA HAT AND SHADES ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL BEFORE CHRISTMAS BREAK!

[xOwnage48x]

merry christmas.... eve

[whydohomework]

a comment



[Daze6Of6My6Youth]

the night stand?

[sudacide]

Cheeeeeeeeeck your oil level. It may be complaining about the actual oil level in the crankcase opposed to needing an oil change.

[Mattargeetar]

WHEOWW!

[THEBOSSHILL]

Cocaine

[ratchet0800]

Toby watch a video on YouTube called worst smell ever

[KieaOfZion]

@TobyTurner - It's ok to call people out on their racism (or homophobia or sexism). You don't have to go along with it because it's expected of you. Even if you are from Mississippi.

[THEdragonOFC]

TOBUSCUS I WAS PLAYING SNAKES ON HERE WHEN YOUR FACE POPED UP N WAS LIKE "AUDIANCE" n i died

[pyr0imp]

Bewwwwwwp

[LornaEvelynn]

MERRY CRIMBO, LOVE YOU FOR AALWAYS :D

[CptBadoddle]

LMAO I DO THAT

[eeyorejacobpotter92]

lol the oil ocean is now located where the gulf of mexico XD

[Getfinal77]

Not changing oil can destroy your car my dads an auto technician.

[Infinitez109]

This guy just gave me my christmas present ;)

[ibiandyuyu]

Mery christmas TOBY!! LOVE UR VIDS!!!!!

[Greenmarin22]

Merry Christmas Toby! Thanks for all the laughs man..

[lilruffles12345]

Comment for chrismassss

[Kyuubiawsome]

any body else think something dirty when he said " I woke up and fell on a piece of wood"

[TheRobloxfighter]

@Kyuubiawsome Thought it...imagined it...shot myself...

[billyjoebob244]

he said comment... so ... hi... how are you rest of audience?

[n5r15]

Toby... BP and I also long for a glimmering ocean of oil... but I'm afraid this dream of ours may never come to be. The world simply wont allow it... BP tried to make our dream a reality but where immediately shut down... the world just doesn't understand... *single tear*

[camakajojo]

I got 3 hours of sleep(:

[RozalynW]

you shouldnt read this comment

because its pointless

and i only did it cause toby told me to

i'm sorry for wasting your time =/

[StrangeGirl369]

@RozalynW

Ahaha. I love this because I was about to post the same thing.

[cicis5]

@RozalynW It's fine, nothing important for me to do.

[Bobert13132]

merry almost christmas toby

[mrFramo101]

your awesome toby

[secretagentcosmo]

Merry Christmas Toby.

[altairbrotherhood1]

Wht doesn't he have some coffee?

[nate4551]

na ga

[icigo011]

i have the smell edition of youtube

[primesurvival]

If you say the N word in New York they don't really care. But when you say you want to have ketchup on your hotdog, suddenly things turn deadly. It's only then that you remember you only got an orange belt in karate, and forgot most of it. Saying "Noodles" doesn't seem so bad now.

[MeesterMan00]

Christmas...almost. Lolz

[TNAJUBJUB]

@tobyturner oh and merry christmas

[TNAJUBJUB]

@tobyturner what kind of car do you drive?

[hooker1337]

merry christmas toby

[ThisNameIsSuperShort]

Nuguh xD

[CMFRK42099]

merry almost christmas toby!

[antisemantic]

Because it's Christmas...almost...

[Fuwari8D]

Well, since you asked so nicely...

[rocky1556]

Happy Christmas and merry holidays !!!

[TheAbyssro]

@rocky1556 lol

[gurglelord]

Merry Christmas, Toby! :)

Bless yo face!

[rOfLcOpTeR4100]

thats a cute thats a cute thats a toby turner tired cute

[Jastoeckel]

:4:48: to :4:54:

Bless your face, if you sneezed during this video, bless you. BSDNKBJFBUISYAGFDAJCB SUOAYEFOWSUJDVBCJSAHBFUYASGDFH­BS enter to win a t-shirt.

[naterbugful]

4 christmas

[ElegantTori]

"Nope that's not even me.. It's not my voice.. Yeah it is."

LOL

[11tigersblood]

yeah that's a great idea, never change your oil. That'll work out well

[weazleist]

merry  almost chritsmas

[kyrawolons]

A comment. Merry Christmas! (almost)

[superfun606]

:3

[legendarywarriorcat]

comment

[TheRonalducho]

@TobyTurner congrat's for your vid's, they are always awsome, please, nver stop posting,

Merry christmas!!

[MrHairydwarf]

I do everything you say toby

[jensi18]

Toby! That's not a change oil sign! It's a geenie lamp-thingy! Rub it and you get three wishes :D

[jpatrick75]

I finally understood what you say at the end of the video.

[EnragedSephiroth]

Have you checked Oil Ocean Zone in Sonic the Hedgehog 2? :3

[drowningcan]

helllllo toby!

[CrapForFun]

i posted a comment :)x

[The93AT]

You should have asked that comedian at the laugh factory "Do you know what happened to the last white guy who said that word here?" That probably would have gotten him and the crowd laughing :P

[DeathlessNinja]

He only got two hours of sleep because he only practices sleeping during the night

[seceta]

this guy is my role model

[F1RickyC]

@seceta i wanted to say that so ill say it differently  guy role is this my model

[TheSharkman82]

@seceta hopefully he doesnt work for sturdy wings lol

[tf2fan006]

@seceta what about chuck norris?

[PrivateKeehl]

@seceta Yeah, he should be. From what I can tell he's really successful for his age. :D

[IceColdChocolateMilk]

Fell on wood :D

[Madooblerxsauce]

@IceColdChocolateMilk XD i lolled hard

[Quinnasaurusrex]

Sponsor!

[399159]

Marry Xmas enjoy your present ungrateful

[dancingbanana627]

Who watched the candy planet videos?

[tyler273]

haha thats crazy how the comedians in the laugh factory knew you were there!

[QuinnBorovac]

i effing love candy planet!

[iloveshinythings]

=w= I work at best buy.

[legoprojectgonewrong]

you haven't found the oil ocean? someone needs to catch up with their sonic 2...

[blacks1can1sk8]

merry christmas toby