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  • I think I'm going to major in Heterogeneous Nanophotonic Devices and Bio-templated Electronics Materials

  • He is so good looking...

    

  • I am 12 what is this?

  • was this a real commerical or was it a joke?? xD

  • Ivy League schools are for marshmallows..... :D

  • All asian

  • princeton is betterrrrr

  • @puichan100

    Still lame though.

  • i cant believe that they actually did this

  • @amataratsu006 This is a joke.

  • LOL unabomber at :52

    

  • I don't understand this video and it scares me... then again I'm a pirate

  • who the hell just sits around wondering what they are going to do with their life. then all of the sudden have an epiphany like " hmm maybe i'll just go to Harvard University one of the hardest colleges to get into in the United states and become a bio-nuclear engineer." NOBODY!

  • Hahhahahaa WOW! At 0:54, when they talk about exciting careers they list "Unabomber" ahahhahaha!

  • Well it looks like I need to give them a call!!!

  • What happens when you call that number?

  • it doesn't take a degree from Harvard to figure out that this was a joke. Come on guys.

  • why Harvard u does not put on tv commercials like your neighborhood colleges, i don't know, they should, shouldn't they?

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  • ...makes me feel so fucking stupid... :( not even 2200 on my sat :( 

  • @Grawr93XD perfect, you fell into their intentions. your self loathing fromfeeling of inadequacy will now inhibit you from being motivated and trying to get some of their wealth.

  • I hope some of you realize that this is a joke, not a real commercial. Yeah.

  • lol

  • "Fair Harvard is the name of the school I did not went" :O(

  • MIT is no.1 for engineering.

  • I too want to become a bioneuclearchemical engineer.

  • I was just another kid with a 2400 SAT score.

  • why does Harvard need an advert?

  • @dim533 I know you can't be serious.

  • Finally real media !

  • All that shit...sounds pretty interesting.

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  • :55 Unabomber lmao

  • The girl was soooooo enthusiastic....

    Thumbs up if you agree! :)

  • TOPS I Like This VIdeo I expressed my homosexual interests to my parents as they always asked why I was wearing faggy pink shirts with a sweater laced around my neck.

  • @AntoMelta greatest comment ever!!!!

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  • ".... after i found Harvard, I expressed my homosexual interests to my parents as they always asked why I was wearing faggy pink shirts with a sweater laced around my neck. I earn more than my family tree combined in one year so they accept me for who I am yay Harvard!"

  • LOL Degree Program :D

  • "Before I enrolled in Harvard Univeristy, I was such another kid with a 2400 SAT score."

    Me: Who's the other kid :/

  • lol

  • nice vid

  • cools and tops full info, I like this video ^__^

  • Thanks for infomation, Full Info Goods

  • I think this is a joke.... Maybe Harvard is one of the top universities but (no offence) that girl at 0:37 sounded really stupid. Also, if you are a male student of Harvard, do you have to look like an completely faggot wearing a sweater around your shoulders? Seriously dude, this is worst commercial ever ( if it is real )

  • @wojtyy I can't believe how stupid people on the internet are.

  • @wojtyy omg it's not a real commercial. I go to Wellesley and I can say from personal experience Harvard, Wellesley, and MIT are some of the smartest schools in the nation... AND THIS IS A JOKE. We don't look like fags.

  • @GracieStudart LOL wellesley? no ones ever heard about that school dont act like your top tier shit. i agree its a decent school but nowhere near harvard, mit upenn and those schools...

  • @soccer8595 okay well you can talk to Clinton, Sawyer, Cokie, and Albright about that...

  • @wojtyy wow, that was really smart of you to figure that out. Maybe you should go to Harvard.

  • awesome

  • I'm waiting to get rejected by Harvard this spring. :)

  • I'm certainly not going to bash Harvard. The point is that, regardless of the school, it all comes down to how hard (and, of course, smart) the student is willing to work. That said, all too often the Ivy League is treated as though its schools are infallible.

  • this guys is so fag !!! suck my dick fucking gay, i live in france and i fuck you fucking rich !!!

    you paid 100 000$ because dady earn 1 million par month !

    MOTHER FUCKER GAY !!! i'm frensh and i fuck you !

  • 0:30 "Time" hahahah

  • Some of you guys are ridiculous. Harvard has some of the best financial aid ever, so if your family's salary is under $80,000 you attend for free. Over 70% of Harvard students are on financial aid. Most of us who go to Harvard DIDN'T attend private schools (I attended my town's public school), and you most certainly do not need to suck up to be accepted. You need to be smart, something some of you seem not to be. (No offense, but your comments are incorrect and unintelligent).

  • @widdlepuddyfat - I believe "fat" is the only real thing on you! ;-) - you are absolutely right ... or do you think any of these crook suckers graduating from that bullshitery will admit? Get real little jerk, or - are you only upset because some people out there actually speak out and address all this shit! Well then go widdling yourself up in the corner... fatty puddy ... oh your name does so much good to your brain!

  • You guys know this is meant to be a joke right?

  • @TheJulianthegreat I don't think it's much of a funny joke (nearly every student stereotype gets annoying at some point), but yeah.

  • @widdlepuddyfat Who cares?

  • i dont really think harvard is the best in medicine, i know that technically it is but i have been into both harvard and johns hopkins and seen how the program is, and now i think im going to johns hopkins. for some reason i just liked it more it was just a great inner feeling

  • :56 Unabomber? lol

  • I never applied to Harvard. So they never really rejected me.

  • can I do this by correspondance, because of my criminal record here in Canada, I can't get into the US. lol lol

    ps. when do I start? I want to be a thief, I mean laywer. lol

  • For the welfare of America, Harvard- PLEASE stay away from the presidency...

    You'll just make it worse.

  • just another student with a 2400 SAT score.... I'm gonna slap her

  • I can't even take this seriously xD

  • Maybe the rich are rich and continue to be rich because they went to Harvard and send their kids there.

  • "unabomber"

  • University of Phoenix students have a more practical outlook on helping society than Harvard University students.

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    tip:........press see all

  • hallelujah!

  • αχχχχχχχχχ τυχεροι οσοι πηγαινουν εκει !!!!!!!

  • I went to a rather low-middle tier public school and was raised in a middle-class family, not 4.0, not valedictorian, not crazy SATs, (not a minority for you silly affirmative action crazies), never knew a single person who went to Harvard, and ended up being accepted and paying less for Harvard than for any state school I was accepted to. There are a lot of kids like me.

  • @Dinosaur1646 TELL ME YOUR SECRETS. was your essay spectacular?

  • @rainbowmonochrome There aren't any secrets... I just got lucky. I wrote about my tenth grade English class. You should absolutely apply, and put a lot of work into your application, but you shouldn't be heartbroken if it doesn't happen, and you should have other schools that you'd be happy at.

  • @Dinosaur1646 Thanks for the advice! Awaiting admissions decisions from various colleges right now. Wish me luck! :D

  • @rainbowmonochrome Where to bro? I'm doing my apps right now.

  • @atheist382 What a completely bias and irrational person, calling us sheep just cause we want to believe in something. Arrogant prick.

    Have your believes, but don't hit other people around the face with it

  • @Mrgamer6498 what athiest382 said is not biased at all. religion has caused more pain and suffering than anything else in this world. wars are fought over who people believe when in realty the idea of a "god" is just as likely as Santa Clause being real. he was harsh but factual. he is right that you are sheep. whats easier? to believe there is an all knowing god that will make sure that if you do the "right" things in life you will be happy and go to heaven or that we dont know!!!!

  • @battleflashify There is no right to call us sheep

  • @battleflashify Obviously this is sturring more arguments...

  • Robert gay

    LOLOL

  • Idk wtf he said after foreign diplomats and before biochemical engineers

  • im in M.I.T and that is a university btw heres some reasons why M.I.T is better

    1.rooms

    2.education

    3.professers

    4.you get a bigger selection in technoligy subjects

    5.better descriptive language

    6.teachers have more diciplene

    7.less homework

  • @ctocsoy

    Less homework? You sure about that bro?

  • @ctocsoy right ... diciplene

  • @ctocsoy Having experience with both Harvard and MIT, I will tell you that MIT does not have less homework. You also misspelled professors, technology (I hope that that was a typo), and discipline. Both are great institutions with a combined expertise unmatched anywhere. Also...rooms? Harvard dorms can be pretty nice depending on where you live. MIT has consistently had one of the highest suicide rates for colleges in the nation, so they redesigned their buildings to make suicide more difficult.

  • @asdjulf Hey ivy league buddy, shut up. I think you're missing the whole point.

    "MIT has consistently had one of the highest suicide" Is that really worth it? Along with draining all your parents' money, or going into hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt? Being extremely stressed out? No, it's not worth it.

    You know what, I bet your ass didn't even go to Harvard or MIT.

    By the way, I'm getting paid more in my job than my Harvard colleague and I went to UCSD.

    You really aren't too bright

  • @xtranormalANIMATOR I went to Harvard, took MIT classes. I'm not in debt and didn't drain my parents' money, because I got mad scholarship money in high school. One even pays up through Ph.D. That's the behavior of a person who's “not too bright,” right? Why are you even upset? The point that you missed is that MIT's rooms don't make it better than Harvard, like ctocsoy said. By the way, your paycheck doesn't reflect on your intelligence or on your Harvard colleague's...

  • @asdjulf Ok... you're a very a rare case then buddy.

    Who the fuck cares about intelligence? It's important, of course, but being street smart and knowing how to socialize is much more important. You guys may be book smart, but street smart? Not so much. My paycheck definitely reflects my ability and intelligence. People don't want to hire dumb asses who can't work, especially now... just go read harvard's FML forum or princeton's FML forum.. i just check... they're all complaining stress/no life

  • @xtranormalANIMATOR Lol you said "who cares about intelligence" then "nobody wants to hire dumbasses." Your judgment of 6400 undergrads is based on HarvardFML? You're SUPPOSED to complain on FML, that doesn't mean they have no lives. Many (not all) are fine w/social skills & street smarts. Regarding how you might revel in making more money than one Harvard alum: paychecks don't reflect intelligence (which is more than just education). Some athletes earn millions, but other people work for NGOs.

  • @asdjulf and sorry the end of my last comment sounded retarded because i had to satisfy the character limit

  • @asdjulf How could architectural design have any effect in any possible way upon making suicide more difficult? There is zero correlation between the two.

  • @JeffersonDinedAlone e.g.: changing windows in such that there were screens on them and you had to unlock, twist, and open them. even if you managed to squeeze thru a window outside, the balcony can be designed to slope upward and be small so you couldn't jump off easily. but yeah, while design CAN make suicide more difficult, if you're really trying to die you'll find a way. the architecture linkage was described to me by a former MIT student back in 2006, i don't have all info

  • @JeffersonDinedAlone matter of fact i'm not even sure that the window example was the best, cause my dorm at harvard had the same thing but it was slightly easier to open lol. the balcony thing though i do remember her mentioning.

  • @JeffersonDinedAlone forgot to mention the "balconies" were tiny. again though, that's just what one of the former students told me, i've only seen a few of the rooms in two of the dorms.

  • hey. this is great!

  • @asdjulf

    MIT is so much more rigorous than Harvard it's almost as if each respective institute has an entirely different purpose.

  • rejected because Harvard doesn't need a commerical

  • that's how dumb you have to be to go to Harvard...

    1. you need to graduate from your exclusive prep-school

    2. then you need to suck up to some fat professor at Harvard, (girls, you may need to do something else)

    3. then you need to empty all your and your family's wallets in the Harvard's back office

    4. then you need to groom yourself so you look like all the other bull artists

    5. then you need to lear how to cheat, commit fraud and be a professional con person

    6. then just hang in, you'll too

  • @heat0888 i think number 2 was solid.. the girls will still be sucking :)

  • @heat0888 Dude, Legally Blond has less untrue stereotypes than your bullshit. :/

  • @heat0888 if you think that, that's why you're in a shit school

  • @bob7man

    are you sure you are a man, bob7?

    I don't think, I know and you'd just proven it. How told I was in a shit school? My school time is over a long time ago.

    The fact that you jump to conclusions is evidence enough of your "Un"educated education, wherever that may result from. You kid need to go for a nappy change before thinking taking on the real whorl out there (and I mean "world" as on the ground, not your stuffed up cyber cloud playground)

  • Yo Estoy En Harvas y Tengo solo 11 años digamos que soy algo asi super dotado manito arriba si crees que estoy mintiendo

  • This was funny!!!

  • it took him 20 years to hear about harvard.

  • He looks like my professor...

  • I attended Eton (which is Britain's most prestigious school), followed by oxford university to study for my bachelor degree, then Cambridge university for my masters, I am currently studying for my doctorate in mathematics. I am rather down to earth and can say from first hand experience that the majority of people who attend university's like the ones I did are normal people, only a small percentage fit the stereotype,however eton is a different story. I got into eton on a scolarship.

  • @piano1996No1 man you must be smart. I can only dream of getting an education like that, but American public school will only get you so far, and my parents can't afford to send me to some fancy private school.  It's like you really want do something great, but then you realize that it's probably just not going to happen. wow my life sucks

  • @zellarsDD777

    you're not alone dude

  • @zellarsDD777 As long as you try hard enough, you will always have opportunities. Cliche- however, very true.

  • @zellarsDD777 Don't give up, man. I know people who made it from the American public school system (which we really need to work on this is shameful for such a rich nation) into really good schools. A fancy ultra-expensive private school isn't the end all be all. If you think it's not going to happen you won't work as hard for it, but you'll never know until you try. Get on the grind and do something great. :) That was probably mad corny, but I'm dead serious lol

  • @asdjulf Thanks for the encouragement man. I'll do the best I can to be something great.

  • @piano1996No1 Eton, Oxford, and Cambridge? I'm sure you must feel REALLY stupid... LOL.

  • there was an ad for ITT tech on this ... haha

  • HA! thats funny good job team hahah

  • im out from harvard and i am my self . ok ,nice job but no thanks . xixixixixi  nieeeeeeeeeee what* up dog . good luck to anyone

  • im out from harvard and i am my self . ok ,nice job but no thanks . xixixixixi nieeeeeeeeeee what* up dog . good luck to  anyone

  • @Gilbertopuppy ah I am! of course it's a teaser add "rejected commercial" eiiiiii...ck

    I should have thought thoroughly b4 putting a comment.

  • IM IN HARVARD! HEY COMMON YOURE MOCKING ALL THE PEOPLE WHO MANAGED TO GET IN!!!

  • @chipchapeatme

    Only the top 20% at Harvard are smart. The rest are losers

  • @johnsucrosky yeah

  • @johnsucrosky i know a guy that went to harvard he said he could have taken a music course with aaron copland but he was too lazy he worked in a bank he wasnt any captain of industry

  • Unabomber?

  • HA HA...SCHOOL CUNTTRY CLUB DORKS ON THE WORLD DEMO LIST.

  • nice

  • what's up with their sweaters/cardigans, squares shorts, or brown belts? It's too obvious, this add is too hmm odd? n tight? na.. it's robotic? actually i don't know harvard does add.. I think they don't need any.. maybe like cokes spending half of the budget for add for better monopoly ^^

  • @PutriShi you are truly stupid....

  • @wolfiesawyer lol true that.

  • girl at 0:40 looks like my ex! DONT TRUST HER!!!!!

  • @gantonski sure she does

  • Ha! When i read unabomber, i lol'ed.

  • @ThePeachesncreme Oh, baby, I hate to tell you this terrible awful fact of life, but you're gonna have to come to terms with it eventually aren't ya, honey?

    ...Haters go'n hate. I know it's hard, dear, but you'll push through, I have faith ;)

  • I don't get the joke...

    Smart people get rewarded, whether through their own life or by their kids.

  • @mufc4everch lrn 2 sociology :D

  • @mufc4everch no, lrn :) Lrn

  • PATHETIC ADVERTISING!

  • 0:41 id tap that

  • @atheist382 your a athiest right yeah i thought so

  • @atheist382 coming from a fellow atheist please shut up this is neither the time nor the place for this confront religion only when it makes the claim or you are to blame.

  • @lonewolfM16 what? i'm pretty sure you need some grammar work. a comma or period would help. if you think what athiest382 said was harsh or in the "wrong" place. i could say the same to any religion that has forced their beliefs on others. religion deserves nothing but disgust and pity from us. yet it still is revered even by atheists...

  • @battleflashify Yes a comma may have helped I have a habit of making run on sentences. And I completely agree but no one is preaching their religion here it didnt come up. I do not revere it as it has caused pain war oppression and is in of itself a deslusion at least most religions are buddhism is not a delsuion merely a philosophical choice of behavior. Still bringing it up in a conversation in which it is not mentioned makes you the antagonist. Challange the religous in appropriate context.

  • @lonewolfM16 fair enough, i also agree with the buddhism part. i don't count it as religion haha

  • Harvard cant match the 500-year authentic jesuit education!