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  • Second rematch = garchomp wipe :/

  • Lance: FINALLY your here.

    Me: Yeah I took long because of the freakin Elite Four.

    Lance: Now it is time you faced ME.

    Me: Not fair! All my damn pokemon have 10 hp!

    Heads back and gets healing stuff

    2 hours later...

    Me: I'm back! You don't stand a chance!

    Lance: Well, i have 3 Dragonites, bitch!

    Me: GOD DANGIT

  • @Dudeguy813 You're not funny.

  • i love the oping

  • Lance, RED just called... he didn't say anything....

  • This is not Lance's theme, this is Red's theme

  • @ultiomos Its Red and Lance, both of them in Jhoto

  • FUU YEAH >:D

  • I'm pretty sure Lance Hyper Cocked my entire team with Gyrados.

  • Lance HG / SS 63867 views...

    True Lance of Gold and Silver 3021 views...

    Stupid kids

  • @PrinceAndrea9 The G/S/C version got uploaded like 2 weeks ago. That's why.

  • This is my favorite!

  • Species laws are to low for lance guys

  • FAVORITE CHAMPION

    BEST EVERRTTRRRRRR!!!

  • he is easier with some other Pokemon play elite 4 again it was hard to beat these dragonites and now to battle platinum's boss Cynthea

  • the intro is heart pounding.

  • fckin 3 dragonites... i was really like: "Phew, that was one heck of a- MOTHERFUCKER""Omg, lets see what he has besides those two- WTF!! FOR REAL?"

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  • this guy REALLY likes dragonites!

  • @sitien14 Know why the last gym leader was harder?

    Cause he's GaryMotherfuckin'Oak.

  • Lance: GTFO MY HOUSE BITCH!

  • I Liked The G/S/C Version Better Than The HG/SS Champion Theme.

  • I first really sucked so much at soulsilver I had to use my pokemon from platium,the game I hacked...I know,pafectic

  • Worst champion ever!He is an hacker...(And low level pokémons,the last gym leader was harder)

    1.Dragonite CAN'T learn Barrier

    2.Dragonite CAN'T be under level 55

  • 2nd time beating Lance : Pshhh, this is sooo easy ^_^ I got my pokemons in my 70s (except for Lucario ; Lv. 85)

    Very First Time Facing Red: * * * *

    Me: Psh , Red isn't look so bad , looks tough, but I'll win ^o^ !

    Red: humph ... *Throws out Pikachu (Lv. 85)*

    Me: O.O Holy SHIT MUTHER FUCKA !!! Not Even My Mewtwo Can't Beat it ;__;

  • Somehow this is even better than the original...

  • Lance has always been one of my favorite champions (Red takes first place, of course).

  • @Lleji Blue would kick reds ass any day

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    SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!

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  • Red and Ash had the same pokemon but they're different people, Red sticks with same pokemon he's always had, ash changes pokemon but only keeps pikachu

  • I'm surprised you didn't make a video to link to the original version of this song plus the remake. I'm a little disappointed, it was looking so promising. ;A;

  • @Shadow00000000000001

    Don't worry, I took yours and @Platinum865881 's comment into consideration.

  • You should have done the Gold/Silver of this too :P

  • Guys don't use homosexuality as a way of expressing that people suck... its not really funny. Now I'm not a buzzkill so yeah Ash would lose instantly to Red, he's like the worst trainer ever!:'D

  • @SantosOverload play heart gold

  • ash> red

  • i think what wouldve made this game even better if kanto had there own elite four

  • Ash and Red are the same guy.

  • im 13 and this song gives me soo much nostalgie im a pokemon fan by heart I praise lance after i beat him for the first time ALL of my teams have had at least 2 dragons GOO POOOKEEEMOOONNN!!!!!!!

  • Meh, I like Yellow more then Red. She's so cute and awesome! >D I mean she beat Lance all by her self.

  • Lance's pose reminds me of one of The Scout's taunts.

  • This and Gary's champion theme are the best themes ever made for a pokemon game, all the ones that are made now are SO SHIT! Seriously all the pokemon games coming out now is just ruining pokemon, they are trying to make the games so over the top and everything and it's just not right! :/

  • @MrLmb11 so its bad that my favorite people in the games and favorite games is diamond (platinum) and emerald =P

  • Lance, Red just called. He says he wants his theme song back -_-

  • @nunoyobiznis black and white, pokemon red just called, they want blue's theme back

  • Full Restore

  • Lance was a bro, but his team is weaker overall than others. Dragonite is very weak to Ice-even more than some other 4x weak dragons.

    But that Thunderbolt Aerodactyl that cheating fucktard!!!

  • Lance's Theme? He's just the pretender on the throne...

  • lyrics: nu nu nunununununnunaanununununuaanu­nununuanUNUNUNAUNUNUNUNUNNUNUU­ NUUNNUNNUNNUNNUNNUNNUNUUNNNANN­NAANAAAAAAAAADUDUDUNUNUNUUUUUN­NUUUUAUUNUNNNUUUUUUNUNUNUN.... DUDU DU UDUDUDD DUUUUUUNAAAA ANNUDUNAUNUUUUUUUNNNNNUUUUUUU NUUUUUDDADADADADADDADADADDAAAD­AAADAAADADADADA NUUUNUNUNUNUUUUNNUUUNUNUNUNUNN­...

  • lance's 2 dragonites disliked it

  • epic music is epic

  • @Raikou243x I don't know about that, Red is probably a fat 30 year old still living in his parent's basement by now.

  • DAT Dragonite.... >:D

  • i swear i get some replys back about ash and red being the same guy , my comment is LOL they dont know shit about red

  • @gregaman Bitches don't know 'bout my TRAINER RED WANTS TO BATTLE

  • Blue vs Gary vs Red vs Ash.

    Which 2 or who do you think is going to win?

  • @Azard009 Gary & Red The Gary v.s Red and Red Wins

  • Protagonists of all the games come together for a battle. How much of the countryside is left inhabitable?

  • @mager56723 *insert WTF-boom here*

  • why's everyone so scared of Red? Dude, his Pokemon suck for their level. My pokemon were 10 levels under his and still one hit KOd lots of his pokemon. The only real challenge of that battle was the damned lapras.

  • @scrulesman1234

    Original Gold and Silver he was tougher

  • @scrulesman1234 well for one thing there a LOT better than any other trainers in the gameseries and besides he's badass

  • Lance: COME AT ME BRO!

    Me: I'm a girl. ._.

  • i loveee this song

  • best champion theme

  • I don't understand the whole thing about Red... I beat him the first time I battle him.

  • @Skavoc same

  • RED IS A NIGHTMARE MY LEVEL 100 DEOXYS DIED I LOST WITHOUT A SINGLE ONE OF HIS POKEMON DYING

  • It feels like the inner dragon has awakened in the beginning, then it continues to a true struggle between two powers as the music goes on.

  • Now I got who that is lawl

    In german hes called Sigfried so I got quite confused when I heard his "real" name Lance

  • i think this song is actually a lot better in the old version XD

  • Ash meeting Red on Mt. Silver!

    Ash: Hey, that guy looks just like me!

    Red: ....

    Ash: Hey, why are you looking at me like that?

    Red: ......... *Sends out 748973589457389 FT. tall Charizard

    Ash: Yeah, no. Bye!

  • @AnonymousJustified Actually, Ash's last line is, "Now wait, can't we be friends?" *Charizard roars fiercely at him* Ash: Guess not! *Ash runs away*

  • I feel the epicness of this theme can't come from Lance being in it. Only Red.

  • Even though they are pretty much the same person. Although Ash is the cry baby ass version

  • i prefer lances theme over any of them

  • The only one to own Red's ass was Gold,and barely made it!So Red is the real pkmn trainer,not Gold,Ash or any other excuse for a trainer.Hell,if he finds Chuck Norris,he will make Chuck have to check under his bed every night!GO RED,REAL PKMN TRAINER!

  • lances pokemon include

    three dragonite, charizard, areodactyl, and i think kingdra or gyradoes

  • @neosethehedgehog66 OMG NO ONE FRIKING CARES!!!

  • @samm1099 i'm sayin so people will be prepaired if you don't like it you dont have to look at my comment

  • @samm1099 no i not also yeah a joke so funny i forgot to laugh

  • @neosethehedgehog66 lol i was jking dude :)

  • @neosethehedgehog66 the last one gyradoes i know because it was the bain of the battle 4 me

  • i got killed by magikarp lololol

  • what if ash and red met he met ruby he met ethan like 3 time already why not red?

  • ash and red are the same person

  • @snowandtoast dude really? not to be mean but you must be fn stupid to say that ,just alone with that comment is ridiculous

  • what would be cool is if when pokemon completely ends (which is never ) ash faces red , that be a memorable battle

  • @gregaman Sorry, it won't be a memorable battle. Red will kill Ash quicker than draco meteor kills my Palkia...

  • @gregaman If ash could even get past Red's Snorlax I'd tip my hat to him, never mind the fact that Red is Mewtwo's partner.

  • @gregaman ash and red are the same person

  • @gregaman That would be awesome. I'd like to see Red demolish Ash's sorry ass. Then make him bury Pikachu's corpse.

  • @darththork99 fuck you, give me the pikachu i'll raise it better

  • @narutochao2009 Calm yourself.

  • @darththork99 i've never been good at the whole "calm" thing, but i' m basically saying ask sucks and to hand over his pikachu >:3

  • @gregaman It would look something like this:

    PkmTrainer Ash would like to battle!

    PkmTrainer Ash sent out Rattata! (Lvl 22)

    Go! Venusaur! (Lvl 86)

  • @gregaman no.... would not.... THIS would be an apropriate end to pokemon.... red faces ash... reds pikachu DECIMATES ashes original team pikachu snorelax charizard and whoever else after losing ashes own pikachu kills him and charizard preforms the cremation on ash Brock FINALY gets laid at ashes funeral misty relizes she can get a free bike Jesse and james take over team rocket and become somewhat succseful in stealing pokemon red lives nuetrally ever after
  • @AlanHolmes1234 well yea but i just said it would be a great match if they all had their best vs best not some fn bulbasaur or non leveled pokemon tho yea that would be funny

  • @gregaman nah... red would use espeons mind rape and ashe dies

  • @gregaman nope won't happen wen red says .............. in the game that means he's about to kick your ass when in the show he stays quiet and mind rapes ash

  • @gregaman Bah, we all know who would win.

    Ash!!!!!!

    All jokes aside, Red is what Ash could have been if Ash weren't a friendship loving pussy.

  • @ancientmews836 No just...no.

  • @gregaman Ash would lose instantly. Fall down to his knees and suck Red's cock in fear.

    Not much of a battle if you ask me.

  • @Raikou243x

    Still quite the show, though.

  • @Usayasha Yes, that would be quite the sight to see.

  • @Raikou243x LMAO!

  • @Raikou243x Not Exactly.

    It'd be like if Blue were to face Red again. Not a massacre, but Red would most likely win.

  • @DarkusOfTheArk Blue and Ash are two very very different characters, the main one being that Ash sucks, while Blue doesn't. (as much)

  • @AtaraxiaMedia I know they are differn't. I'm implying that Ash isn't just a normal trainer Red would blow away.

  • @DarkusOfTheArk Heh, blow away xD

  • @Raikou243x Oh snap LOL

  • @Raikou243x a little japanese hentai worthy huh .-.

  • @Raikou243x technically it IS POSSIBLE that Ash = Red

    Ash has a Bulbasaur, Charizard, Squirtle, Snorlax, Lapras and (of course) Pikachu. So it IS POSSIBLE that Ash (after years of training) "became" Red.

    The REAL RED (manga) started with a Poliwag and never posessed a Squirtle, Charizard or Lapras.

  • @killerextreme2 actually, charizard and blastoise are traded from blue and green, so he kind of has all of them

  • @SantosOverlord But they never were really his...

    And he never had a Lapras.

  • @killerextreme2 on the game it doesnt say they were his... and on the game red uses: charizard, blastoise, venusaur, pikachu, snorlas and espeon not lapras.... and yes red eevee with those 3 stones evolved into 1

  • @SantosOverlord oh... oops xD

    in HG amd SS he is using lapras in the original he is not... sry - my mistake. xD

  • @killerextreme2 he is o.O i totally dont remember, i only fought him once on HG/SS while on silver it was dozens, lol

  • @SantosOverlord hahahaha xD

    pretty weird somehow... xD

  • @killerextreme2 he probably gets 1 at HG/SS saga manga, since im not there yet i cannot tell

  • @SantosOverlord whatever... xD

    i think all this "Ash sucks Red's dick" stuff is stupid...

    lance is the coolest trainer anyways xD

  • @killerextreme2 but when red (manga) had a poliwag he didn't have a pikachu and he was just begining his quest to become a pokemom master. i think that red won kanto one 3 years before ash even started pokemom. ash started 3 years thanred the same time gold started in johto which explains the reason why you never see gold in johto when ash goes to johto. when ash started kanto gary oak when a gymleader so he try to become champ again he already got 8 gym badges. part 1 of my theory

  • @killerextreme2 part 2.gary had 8 gym badges from the time he faced red.to the people who says blue or green was reds rival i'll explain ash is an idiot who gives blu or green the nickname gary because blue/gary had 8 gym badges from 3 years ago from battling red for the championship times has changed 2out of the 8 gyms get rebuilded and one out of the 8 replaces the gym leader blue/gary oak was before he started his pokemom champion quest again so on his quest to become champ. go to part 3

  • @killerextreme2 part 3 of theory. blue/gary checks out the two rebuild gyms and wins now he has 10 gym badges thats why he has 10 badges of his quest vs ash.he had 8 of the quest vs red

  • @Raikou243x Ash sucks Red's cock? Hell no. Red wouldn't even want little shit-tard wannabes to even suck off his killer cock.

  • @IAMTHEBROCODE Okay this is just getting awkward

  • @IAMTHEBROCODE Dude. Ash IS Red. In the animes, he's Red.

  • @gregaman they are the same guy

  • @gregaman Gary vs Red vs Ash

  • @lunarsolar11 Red wins. Hands down. Ash would be first to drop, and Gary would fight put up a fight, but Red is superior in everyway.

  • @gregaman Should be Game Red Vs Manga Red! Lol. Just and Idea.

  • @gregaman Ash is shit, no pokemon trainer.

  • @gregaman Ash would lose

  • DERP ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED! ASH IS RED!

    Also magickarp is the best pokemon ever as well as zubat!

  • @NakedLeafProductions lol magicarp can own when used good... but your right about that derp at: ash is red ;)

  • @theaarontjuh ... .... red is the champion of kanto.. ash is 32º... no is red my love...

  • @yopy04111 i said he is right about that derp, so hes right that its wrong, know what im saying? red is way better

  • EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

  • My team:

    Electivire

    Slaking

    Sceptile

    Deoxys

    Flygon

    Aggron

  • @Vivosporevinnie wrong game dude... sorry

  • @kill9orcs This team is in my White version and my Heartgold. I migrated all the others from my emerald and then migrated my electivire from Platinum.

  • DAMM GUYS RED IS THE MOTHERFUCKING ASH

  • @TheScullie Don't you ever compare that pile of nipple shit Ash to the greatness that is Red. Ash could never be Red. He's had 5 chances to prove that and he hasn't gotten close, while Red got there in only one generation.

  • @TheScullie

    No he's not. Dont ever compare Red to Ass Ketchup :I

  • @TheScullie AND YOUR ASS SHOULD BE MOTHERFUCKING GRASS

  • @TheScullie well... if you look closely at their appearance and stuff you'll see a difference, like: ash is gay, red is not.

    and what about the pokemon: omg they are the same BUT: red has better ones ;)

    and what would be the point to have the exact same character but different name? that would only make it dumb (almost as dumb as ash)

  • Team

    L100 Darkrai

  • HEY GUYS! i came up with a great idea! in pokemon b/w you can fight lance!!! THIS IS HIS TEAM:

    -Dragonite Lvl 70

    -Dragonite Lvl 70

    -Dragonite Lvl 70

    -Dragonite Lvl 70

    -Dragonite Lvl 70

    -Dragonite Lvl 70

  • @Theadamman1 i use magikarp 100 datass >:D

  • I can

  • My team

    -Cyndaquil lvl 7

    -Ratata lvl 5

    -Pidget lvl 3

    Bet no one can defeat my team!

  • @creeperblows What if I use my Level 99 Magikarp that knows Splash!

  • this song is epic because it's also used by the ultimate battle with red and moun silver

  • Red is ash's dad....

  • @DarkBusterXYZ Nope. This Red is the hero from R/Y/B or FR/LG

  • my team is:

    -typhlosion

    -dragonite

    -salamence

    -lugia

    -mewtwo

    -suicune

  • This guy is hard! But Red is harder! (By the way, Ash IS Red! Ash = Red

  • @SonicXRage Ash sucks. =(

  • 0:41 - 0:47 *-*

  • My Platinum team is exactly the same as Lance's Rematch team in HGSS!!

    - Gyrados

    - Charizard

    - Garchomp

    - Salamence

    - Altaria

    - Dragonite

  • @9540144 You must be easy as fuck to fight :/

    Mine (HG/Black) are:

    -Glaceon

    -Blaziken

    -Metagross

    -Tyranitar

    -Feraligatr

    -Typhlosion

  • @pkzammy666 I made their attacks well-balanced though...

  • @9540144 i will fuck your whole team up with my typhlosion!!!

    -Typhlosion

    -Tyranitar

    -Ho-oh

    -Lugia

    -Suicune

    -Charizard

  • i love hg and ss =)

  • Sounds like Red's Theme.

  • @Goexas3211 its the same

  • lance dragons need more pokemon[;

  • Like this for Red :O oh no im gonna get pwnd if people here are Lance's fans lol

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