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  • He'll go first!

  • The old people of course [ and the ones who get shot first].

  • sorry but you are already dead . the only thing left is hot air inside of you , hahahaha!!!

  • @jan1761 haha

  • The wanna be thugs will die first and that's in every race

  • @snakes314869 Arming yourself with knowledge doesn't make you a wannabe thug.

  • @Cytrome i wasn't talking about people arming themselves with knowledge...i was really talking about the people who really think they are thugs and have a messed up mentality not us

  • @snakes314869 Just keep spreading the message.

  • Your a fkin idiot!!!!!!

  • dude - you dont look like you would deserve this fate - are you really sure its going to be you ?

  • Damn , dude. As long as you made me wait for your answer, I should go get that bounty. LOL! Seriously, though, live well. You got me for a minute. Good one!

  • When it's my time to leave this life, it's my time to go. It's that simple. Nobody gets out of here alive.

  • @davettalashley lmao

  • WATCH OUT FOR THE BITCH SHES TRICKEY.

  • Thank goodness... you really had me going for a minute! I didn't know I was under comedy, but that was pretty good, maybe you need to go into acting, especially if you aren't "working"

  • @irishspiritedgal Na, had a steady job for close to a decade.....

  • What's the matter with you... Don't you remember that you can NEVER die, YOU change FORM! You sound all fear'd OUT dude! (if you're serious) I don't know, somehow I clicked on your channel and have never seen you before but, if you are serious, seriously? You are going to be a part of the great evolvement that the universe has EVER seen... nothing to fear but fear itself! ha, ha!! You're good!

  • @irishspiritedgal Nope, not serious. This was a comedy video... Check description. I was making fun of everyone who is freaking out on youtube about the end of the world stuff...

  • @irishspiritedgal Wait, we can never die? Who told you that? I mean, if a religion told you that then I realize why you chose it, because that is INCREDIBLY appealing. You seem to not be able to tell the difference between reality and fiction.

  • You are already depressed...Yup you are going to die first!

  • No matter how much high vibration stuff I am into, I love talking about who will die first when SHTF. Can't fight the darkness:)

  • Damn you sound like me at work sometimes when you laugh!

  • They'll kill any potential leaders they view will resist them (forum mods/leaders), former military people, people who own lands in strategic areas, then anyone who is a lesser member of any group they view a threat, then political enemies, and from there opportunity.

  • all the preppers, because they have the largest profile and will attract the most attention

  • We, the strong and the prepared versus the "idiot overlords" , and their gun totting goons, it will a fight to the finish, now you or i may not live to see it , but someone much like us will. Sad to say, but it will be a good country once again, we got rid of the human trash, the parasites,the criminals, the dead beats and the other people who have been screwing up this great country. It will a little tough a little hard, but a good country once again

  • We, the strong and the prepared versus the "idiot overlords" , and their gun totting goons, it will a fight to the finish, now you or i may not live to see it , but someone much like us will. Sad to say, but it will be a good country once again, we got rid of the human trash, the parasites,the criminals, the dead beats and the other people who have been screwing up this great country. It will a little tough a little hard, but a good country once again

  • No your not going to be the first to die, the weak, the old , the handicapped, and the egg headed liberals, feminazies and then may be you. When shtf occurs the "idiot overlords" will be too busy getting to their supply stashes and secret hideouts to worry about you. The weak will die first, then societys parasites will go, the criminals will be next and finally just the Idiots and their goons against you and me and the million like us, who do you think is going to win? US thats who!

  • @unclefixer ik those liberals will be begging the for protection from the people that have guns. if shtf (which i unfortunately believe will happen within the next 15 years unless theirs a big turn around) maybe then they would understand why we want guns

  • I fear you are correct. You will be the first on to die in a SHTF situation. But take heart in knowing that, as the first, there is bound to be a monument erected in your honor once things settle down.

  • @biscuitfarmer Saaweeeet!

  • Whoa! Grab the reigns bro.

  • The people posting bad videos on "You Tube" are gonna die first.

  • teh first person to die will be the one closest to the nuclear blast......

  • Hey buddy your not alone. Theres a bounty out for me tooo. From Chase, capitol ONE and the IRS just to name a few. I have a laugh between the adrenaline spikes, upset stomach bouts, and diarriah

  • @sickasso72 Nice...

  • love you dude you are so right hoorah!!!!! 

  • Theres is a $800 bounty on you as far as I hear around the net..

  • @Lexingtonprepdude Sweet, now were talking

  • What kind of sick person would put a bounty on you!? =(

    I'll take a bullet for you sir.

  • @FireArmsResQ Some stupid fuck does, cause im the super duper wooper fart king. They got farts coming their way...

  • First people that will die if SHTF? Nutnfancy and Sootch00

  • @FireArmsResQ Sounds like your ass is hurt.

  • @Jaenus80

    Nah just calling it like it is like =)

    Those guys block anyone that has an opinion that differs from theirs how the fuck are they going to survive "SHTF"

  • @FireArmsResQ I suppose. I've disagreed with them before but have always done it respectfully. This world is big enough for people to disagree and still get along. I'm not sure why YouTube is different; have a different opinion and get flamed for it. That said, I don't think blocking you from their channel because they dislike you is a reliable indicator that they'll be the first to die. :P Honestly I'd rather be with Nutn come STHF than with a lot of others, if only cause he has the gear.

  • @Jaenus80

    Yeah Nutnfancy has good gear, it's all for show. The dudes kind of a fat fuck. I have 0 faith in him if SHTF =P

  • @Jaenus80 They block you for the simple reason is you make them look bad. Most want to come off as Experts yet are no way close to it.

  • @Fujisuka I suppose it's all in how you disagree. Yea, if you try to make them look bad, sure they'll block you. If you respectfully disagree, maybe not. But someone who will block you right off the bat, no matter how civil you are, is TMhonfire, or whatever his name is. Disagree with him or question him and it's insta-block.

  • @Jaenus80 Lol that was funny!

    

  • im not a WORLer or a SHTFer ,i do like watching there video's they have some good idea's on food storage etc. i live in s.fl. when theres a storm we pay attention and get prepared ,well lately in the news they are saying we are headed for a food crisis world wide ,if the storm doesent hit we were still prepared ,if there is no food crisis you eat the food ,i dont know why ,but lately youve really been going after the preppers ,its almost like you caught them fucking your cat

  • @thechevyscrounger I just like to have fun, but I guess some cannot laugh at themselves as I do at myself.....

  • @CaptainBerz i wasent trying to be condescending ,i like your video's i was just making an observation ,hell dont listen to me ,i got just enough sense to walk up right

  • @thechevyscrounger haha, nice.

  • LMAO.....speaking of meds, did you forget yours before making this video? ......good stuff!

  • @HollowForm222 No, I always take my diarrhea meds...lol

  • @CaptainBerz you cant have the squirts while driving

  • $2.99 bounty on you.....does anyone want to up the an tee?

  • @LivingHistorySchool I am still in the five below store for god sakes, thought the bounty would at least have me at macys or something...lol

  • @CaptainBerz I've been collecting cans, that's how much I got so far and I also found a few pennies in the couch, you going down... wait till I put those little plastic donation jars with your face on them around town!

  • @LivingHistorySchool Cool, at least I will be busy during wrol....HAHA!

  • You are a prepper who makes fun of other preppers........I've tried to hang in there...but you have lost me...UNSUB. Hope you figure it out.

  • @Hoosier9mm Cool, peace be with you....

  • @Hoosier9mm "Berz" only makes fun of the preppers who spend their whole paycheck at the surplus store and justify it by saying their **** is bigger than yours! There are WAY too many Rambo and GI Joe wannabes out there who claim they forgot more about everything than you will ever learn. I pretty much have his same outlook- be prepared, just don't go "all in" and then feel bad that the world didn't end. Live life and enjoy it.

  • Lolmao I got your back bro.

  • @zombiekillerjordan I got my back, but thanks...haha

  • You got a pretty mouth berz your all mine when the shit hit the fan ill be waiten for ya

  • @bisonhawk1 Ok...lol

  • No one better fuck with my BERZIE, THATS MY BITCH!

  • @TheHossUSMC Oh Hossie poo, BEARDED BEAUTIES 4 LIFE!

  • @captainberz Bahaha, I'm sure they will be looking for the guy that made those damn YT vids while driving his car first:)

  • @minbound HAHA, that is funny....

  • Yup! Letem eat cake! May their bottled water fester with bugs! Their precious metal into dust an their toilet paper into sand! Fer the first stone be cast by paupers who paid no heed ta the roster who crows fer mornin! Far away far away an until the mornin sun will rise! But no glory fer their prize! The crow has come, the table bare! The farmer worked as a comunity shares! Beware the peasant! We hold more power than they thank we do! GOD BLESS!

  • @TheDaytonDevil I hold more power than superman, just have no come out and said it yet...lol

  • I couldn't believe that that BITCH said that. I don't look at women as bitches but she skraight up a beiotch!

  • funny as hell...

  • @boseam5s ;)

  • get f**ked

  • @carl16760 I might already be....haha

  • We'll grow our own meds man! The first to go will be the ones already living off the system, no more hand outs. Evil laugh back at you.

  • @badjeep02 That is a good theory...

  • liberal democrats will die first. They don't have any skills to fend for themselves. Their wellfare will dissapear and they will throw temper tantrums.

  • @SupremeAmerican

    Lol.....Amen!

  • @SupremeAmerican HAHA! Wow, that is funny..

  • How much is the Bounty? and where do you live?

    :)

    Don't forget the movie "The Road"...(good times)

  • @TheyKNOWandYOUdont The road, I think i saw that. that have vigo mortenson in it?

  • @CaptainBerz That's the one...underground bunkers..cannibalistic...all the good doom stuff.

  • He is cracking!

  • @DocTacDad Eh, na....Just laughing and having a good time. lol

  • LMFAO!! but if it did happen it would be the WROLers who would die first. They would have huge stockpiles of weapons/body armor and when a few of them start to butt heads they will kill each other. Not to mention be huge targets for people looking for food, and they can't kill everyone like they think they can. I also find it disturbing that they want it to happen, and have fantasies about running around and murdering people.

  • @sagan4win I would hope that Americans humanity as a majority would not be violent in such a scenario, but I feel others are perceiving it in a negative light..

  • He's gone WROL Mad!! Mad I tell ya'!  Mad!

  • @tuubydude LOL!

  • @teamhunley Its is hilarious we could not stop laughing great vid! ! And No I what a bonty frist, can I can I guys pretty please, Its not fare Berz I what one frist. LOL

  • is there a news letter I can sign up for because I'm going to feel really left out if wrol gets announced and I'm still going on with my normal life.

  • @TacticalNotIncluded ditto...lol

  • See you on the battlefield brother.

    WORLD PATRIOTS PREVAIL

  • @KASPLARFO strong prevail, improvisation prevails!

  • lol, That is funny, I had always heard it would be fat people that would die first, not you. Guess that means I can work on collecting that bounty!

  • @Vhammer2010 Yea, go right ahead sir...haha

  • lulz, I'm sure you would not die first, shit, you were on a national tv show about prepping for fucks sake!! lulz

  • @adamS0979 maybe I can blend in then, didn't think of that....lol

  • Id say all the criminals will be shot pretty fast "you loot i shoot"

  • @cbr6864 I can imagine lots of people would adopt such a doctrine....lol

  • Thats why I joined a sewing club those ladies are hard core and are like those all female ninja squads you see in the bond films. So yeah its going to be you they already said. I tried to talk them out of it but so far its a no go sorry bro.

    Schmoo

  • @MichiganTNP Shit man, i need to step up my sewing needle dodging training regiment....

  • The Reptilian Consulate will decide who dies. "Von Helton"

  • @556forlunch reptilian, haha....

  • I do NOT think you'll be the first to die, but you sure as hell won't be the last ;)

  • @1st1shot it will be a massacre if it "would" happen... ;)

  • You can't die first man,Who will lead us?A world with out Capt. Berz is a world I want no part of. I got your back Bro. lol

  • @froggergoat i turn to megagevehr to lead us....lol

  • Yeah,i can tell you're shitting in you're pants! lol,and btw,how much $ are you worth?? I asked my wife that and she told me if i wanted,she'd kill me for free! Then she offered me $20...............thats cold man! cold i say!.................

  • @1dabirdman around the same...lol

  • LoL, nice.

  • @cronoslogic thanks..

  • I wonder if your on "Janet's List?" Oh the horror

  • @OkieJohn1950 janet?

  • @CaptainBerz Janet's List - Janet Napalatano head of Homeland Security - LOL

  • No, I'll be first to die. When I run outta Prozac and get gunned down for a public freak-out when some stupid DMV employee snaps at me like a drill sergeant...

  • @teamhunley DMV, can be an ass pain..

  • Fucking hilarious man. I liked how you started out sounding like you were talking to children. lol. And "you actually think, hmm.." lol. Great video man. Nice evil scientist laugh at the end. lol Thanks

  • @MrAk47master I have always been a fan of the Joker.....I can throw that laugh in a future video...lol

  • lol... Maybe you will drown in the river of tears you cry... sad...

  • @Carrie3570 Ugh, that is sad...lol

  • MrLnL followers tell me I am going to be the first to die... wtf... I want a refund..

  • @daddyoca69 HAHA, I got the fast pass and you don't! Na na na na naaa na

  • @CaptainBerz I guess someone has to live to hunt Lambdog and RobbieG down... lawlz

  • @daddyoca69 Na, we all will be at the Fortress of Solitude.....lol

  • @CaptainBerz with 100's of virgins?

  • @daddyoca69 Not me, I enjoy one lady....

  • I'm thinking who will die BEST?? Head explode? Decapitation? Firey auto crash? Zombie bite? Standing up with your boots still on? or Crying for your mama in a gutter? May all our deaths; be good deaths.

  • @lambdog76 I want someone to shoot me in the asshole, I want an asshole explosion death...

  • i fucken hate it when preppers talk about who's going to die first when shtf

  • @kaihoosi1 Yea, it is weird. Although some of their points I get, some are nuts...

  • HAHAHAAH Baaaa.....Baaaaa

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