But no brakes w/clipless pedals? Booty shorts? At least you are wearing a helmet. But your safety setup seems like wearing a condom to eat out a prostitute. And you didn't even stay standing once you clipped out. Man this vid just pissed me off thanks
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wow....ghetto rapping thugs, huh?? It's nice to hear you say something that betrays your true honky upbringing. Not to mention that NOTHING will be more "destructive" to the world than the "green" environmentalism unleashed on the world by brainwashed, rich, white kids like yourselves and symbolized by your goofy little hipster fad. Of course you're still so busy growing out your beard you haven't quite figured that out yet. So shut your racist mouth you stupid little fuck.
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...and growing beards and buying all new wardrobes. Quit trying to defend your cult and just admit you're basically just lost in an identity crisis.....
What? I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure NO ONE likes beards. Not to mention, it's called fucking FREEDOM. We do what we want, and just because you were repressed and not hugged enough when your were a tot doesn't mean we should be left high and dry in OUR well of happiness. Go suck a dick please.
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First of all, you've traded your "freedom" for sameness. If you were really free you wouldn't feel compelled to do whatever the crowd happens to be doing at any given time. Your parents must have given you a few too many hugs as you've become so desperate for acceptance that you are now unable to differentiate between the goofy sub-cultural identifiers you associate with "freedom" and true individuality. Your Freudian analysis sucks and your post hippie ideology is rotting your brain. Dumbshit.
You must not have noticed all the beards yet. Welcome to your new fad. Latecomer. It's always sad when someone shows up ready to party just as everyone else is starting to leave.....
Uhh... No.... Obviously you are some 40 year old loser trying to be cool, but beards are FAR from cool. And if they ever were, I'd never join that party, because it's filled with creepers and rapists like you.
Speaking of rapists you talk like a fourteen year old girl. "Creepers"?? Jesus. You have the depth of a myspace profile! If I were interested in being "cool" wouldn't I just go buy a "fixie"? That's what makes you cool, right? I already went through that phase literally ten years ago. Look for your "cool" identity somewhere that isn't already being used to sell Ipods. Look, go play some video games, douche. Isn't there a level you need to conquer, Jake?
If you want to be cool, just don't act like an annoying fucker like you are right now. And no, not really, I'm too busy actually getting women, unlike your sorry ass.
of all the embarrassing aspects of youth I would hardly put this even near the top of the list. However one of the more embarrassing aspects of aging has got to be criticizing 'trends' of the 'youth' as if you are somehow above it. Nothing shouts hypocrite louder...or loser. yeah, hipsters can be annoying but when you start to bitch about bikes you just sound stupid.
Quit trying to defend your new cult you fucking clone. Thomas Malthus is your god. Al Gore is a Nazi. Man-made climate change is a hoax. Sustainability is honky for genocide. Hipsters are media-created, spoiled, brainwashed, eco-nazi terrorists who will help convince their parents to ruin the world.
haha. good one. when reason and intelligence are unavailable to you, go for the crazy...
not really defending it as much as calling you a hypocrite...and crazy. listen to yourself: "cult...clone...god...nazi...hoax...genocide..." thanks for tearing yourself away from glenn beck long enough to reply, you idiot.
Ha. That's funny. You think that the person talking about real things is crazy and that the person defending youth fads on the internet is "reasonable" and "intelligent". Do you even know that there is a real world? Do you know what the Copenhaggen Summit is? Do you know why China, Russia, India, and African Countries threatened to walk out? Do you remember when Critical Mass was supposed to save the world from carbon poisoning?? Go tell your parents not to support "green" energy policies kiddo.
don't you have a birther rally to go to? teabagger march maybe? fundamentalist bible study party?
some guy does a track stand and you start repeating a bunch of nonsense you tivo'd from glen beck(not 'reasonable' or 'intelligent' btw). Wish I could take you seriously but your credibility is lacking.
Why do you REALLY hate bikes? were you the bullied fat kid? still bitter about being teased for riding a girls bike when you were 10? all this misdirected anger...so sad...
Wow! Your perspective is straight from Fox news! Try reading. Then your opinion won't seem so manufactured. I never said anything about the bible, abortion, or the "tea-party"(who's "free-trade" politics are not mine). Your ill-informed associations betray your narrow world view. As for hating bikes, I rode a "fixie" ten years ago way before your goofy ass ever even heard of such a thing (and before it became evident to me that eco-facism was at the root of the crit. mass trend). Glen who? STFU.
ha. it's pretty fair to lump you in with the rest of your glen beck contrary-for-the-sake-of-being-contrary clones. not that ill-informed as the majority of you whack-jobs walk the same party line. congratulations for breaking away...
as for who knew fixed-gear machines first...I saw probably 75% of the operable 'dromes in the west and southwest before your training wheels came off. doesn't mean I ride em anymore...why do you hate cyclists so much? eco-fascism! are you really that stupid? A: YES
So you must be old enough to remember when Critical Mass started AS A "SOLUTION" TO GLOBAL WARMING!!! Are you really too dense to see the connection?? Why do you think those stickers say "one less car" you stupid fuck. Wake up! As far as being contrary, yeah, I oppose a culture where I hear spoiled little brats say, "yeah, to stop global warming we just need to kill off like a third of the worlds population." I don't hate cycling, I love peoples right to produce things that better their lives.
critical mass never appealed to me. it always seemed counterproductive. I don't see a lot of difference between their over the top reaction and your annoying, hyperbolic, self-gratulation.
when you start talking genocide all I hear is "crazy"...and the upper case is not helping. how does a smart-ass bumper sticker have anything to do with anything?
Do you hear voices? seriously, you're a loony. if you had a cogent point to make, and were not a loony you would have not lost your shit. get help.
First of all...counterproductive to what?! Quit playing smart. You're opinion is no opinion. Your mind is clearly empty, minus the crap you've been foolish enough to believe makes up reality. Second...do you realize that countries in Africa left the Copenhagen summit saying the proposed policies amount to "GENOCIDE" for Africans!! Third..I don't have any bumper stickers. Fouth.."gratulation" is not a word. Again, you've proven yourself a willingly mindless mass of wasted tissue. Very typical.
oops. I guess gratulation is a word. Ha! My wife just corrected me. Stupid me. Thanks for teaching me a new word in a roundabout way! Look, we agree that critical mass is ridiculous. That's a good starting point. Let's also agree that you are equally ridiculous for your belief that not believing anything is equivalent to believing something. I'll agree that I am ridiculous because to say "genocide" is "crazy" because there is not and has never been genocide. Ever...
if u wanna do backwards circles ur gonna hafta lean in a abit so ur body isnt perpendicular to the ground but at an angle. if ur tryin to ride fakie stay as straight up as possible
no feet no hands smoking a cigarette through a gauge in your cheek drinking a beer talking to a security guard on top of a cop car wheelie trackstand motherfucker
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No hand no feet? What the hell are you looking at? His one foot is clearly on the pedal! It's cool, but I believe a track stand is impossible if you truely have no feet and no hands!
well done fag. do you want a medal now?
hodenriss 4 months ago
how does a bike video get rednecks on it?
theswampthinker 5 months ago
I am all for fixed gears on the street...
But no brakes w/clipless pedals? Booty shorts? At least you are wearing a helmet. But your safety setup seems like wearing a condom to eat out a prostitute. And you didn't even stay standing once you clipped out. Man this vid just pissed me off thanks
future62 6 months ago
Tighten yo chain.
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ohhthecheat 8 months ago
haha trolls win again
IVIUFFINM4N 9 months ago
fixed-gear fagalas don't like it when you call them out on how Supercalifaggilisticexpialidoucheous they are
KIPWINGER17 9 months ago
win! you took a risk could have fallen on your balls xD cool though!
pinkmilk2 10 months ago
i'd rock those shorts..
florastacey9229 10 months ago
ATTACK OF THE HIPSTERS!!!!!!!!
bilsrylos 10 months ago 2
those shorts.................
Rufio0707 11 months ago
his chain had a bit of slack on it... on my bike theres barely any and i find it harder to trackstand without slack.
dav1disradical 11 months ago
i dig those shorts. haha. i have a coupe pairs just like that.
jdawg4334 1 year ago
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RSyemi14 1 year ago
sick! well done brotha
abnormlman 1 year ago
Add a dildo to the end of the seatpost and the video gets five stars
yada147258 1 year ago 4
ewww shortshorts
metrev117 1 year ago 2
very nice
visjes112 1 year ago
title the video, 30 year old virgin
MeIzzLikingMw2 1 year ago
wow the people who are commenting this video have no lives, NO LIVES why fuckin argue over a damn video? wtf?
wwdONELOVEallday2 2 years ago 3
fixies
nachozofdoom 2 years ago
tighten your chain dude
4min1600m 2 years ago
what is this called? the bikes where you get clipped in
HardySoccer 2 years ago
@HardySoccer are you serious
crapheadalex 2 years ago
@crapheadalex yeahh i dont know what they ar called
HardySoccer 2 years ago
@HardySoccer Fixies? fixed gear bikes?
crapheadalex 2 years ago
you can put toe clips or clipless pedals on any bike. they are common on fixed gear because they aid in resisting the pedals spinning
perforce1 2 years ago
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God this trend is fucking stupid. The youth are embarassing....
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
IF you want to bash a stupid trend go bash ghetto rapping thugs...not only is that even dumber it's destructive.
iganku 2 years ago
They aren't destructive, shitty parenting is destructive.
JakeEricson 2 years ago
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wow....ghetto rapping thugs, huh?? It's nice to hear you say something that betrays your true honky upbringing. Not to mention that NOTHING will be more "destructive" to the world than the "green" environmentalism unleashed on the world by brainwashed, rich, white kids like yourselves and symbolized by your goofy little hipster fad. Of course you're still so busy growing out your beard you haven't quite figured that out yet. So shut your racist mouth you stupid little fuck.
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
Cry more old man. People are just having fun.
JakeEricson 2 years ago 4
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...and growing beards and buying all new wardrobes. Quit trying to defend your cult and just admit you're basically just lost in an identity crisis.....
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
What? I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure NO ONE likes beards. Not to mention, it's called fucking FREEDOM. We do what we want, and just because you were repressed and not hugged enough when your were a tot doesn't mean we should be left high and dry in OUR well of happiness. Go suck a dick please.
JakeEricson 2 years ago 2
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First of all, you've traded your "freedom" for sameness. If you were really free you wouldn't feel compelled to do whatever the crowd happens to be doing at any given time. Your parents must have given you a few too many hugs as you've become so desperate for acceptance that you are now unable to differentiate between the goofy sub-cultural identifiers you associate with "freedom" and true individuality. Your Freudian analysis sucks and your post hippie ideology is rotting your brain. Dumbshit.
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
You must not have noticed all the beards yet. Welcome to your new fad. Latecomer. It's always sad when someone shows up ready to party just as everyone else is starting to leave.....
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
Uhh... No.... Obviously you are some 40 year old loser trying to be cool, but beards are FAR from cool. And if they ever were, I'd never join that party, because it's filled with creepers and rapists like you.
JakeEricson 2 years ago
Speaking of rapists you talk like a fourteen year old girl. "Creepers"?? Jesus. You have the depth of a myspace profile! If I were interested in being "cool" wouldn't I just go buy a "fixie"? That's what makes you cool, right? I already went through that phase literally ten years ago. Look for your "cool" identity somewhere that isn't already being used to sell Ipods. Look, go play some video games, douche. Isn't there a level you need to conquer, Jake?
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
If you want to be cool, just don't act like an annoying fucker like you are right now. And no, not really, I'm too busy actually getting women, unlike your sorry ass.
JakeEricson 2 years ago
of all the embarrassing aspects of youth I would hardly put this even near the top of the list. However one of the more embarrassing aspects of aging has got to be criticizing 'trends' of the 'youth' as if you are somehow above it. Nothing shouts hypocrite louder...or loser. yeah, hipsters can be annoying but when you start to bitch about bikes you just sound stupid.
audible67 2 years ago 5
Quit trying to defend your new cult you fucking clone. Thomas Malthus is your god. Al Gore is a Nazi. Man-made climate change is a hoax. Sustainability is honky for genocide. Hipsters are media-created, spoiled, brainwashed, eco-nazi terrorists who will help convince their parents to ruin the world.
Shut the fuck up. You know nothing.
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
haha. good one. when reason and intelligence are unavailable to you, go for the crazy...
not really defending it as much as calling you a hypocrite...and crazy. listen to yourself: "cult...clone...god...nazi...hoax...genocide..." thanks for tearing yourself away from glenn beck long enough to reply, you idiot.
audible67 2 years ago 20
Ha. That's funny. You think that the person talking about real things is crazy and that the person defending youth fads on the internet is "reasonable" and "intelligent". Do you even know that there is a real world? Do you know what the Copenhaggen Summit is? Do you know why China, Russia, India, and African Countries threatened to walk out? Do you remember when Critical Mass was supposed to save the world from carbon poisoning?? Go tell your parents not to support "green" energy policies kiddo.
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
don't you have a birther rally to go to? teabagger march maybe? fundamentalist bible study party?
some guy does a track stand and you start repeating a bunch of nonsense you tivo'd from glen beck(not 'reasonable' or 'intelligent' btw). Wish I could take you seriously but your credibility is lacking.
Why do you REALLY hate bikes? were you the bullied fat kid? still bitter about being teased for riding a girls bike when you were 10? all this misdirected anger...so sad...
audible67 2 years ago 37
Wow! Your perspective is straight from Fox news! Try reading. Then your opinion won't seem so manufactured. I never said anything about the bible, abortion, or the "tea-party"(who's "free-trade" politics are not mine). Your ill-informed associations betray your narrow world view. As for hating bikes, I rode a "fixie" ten years ago way before your goofy ass ever even heard of such a thing (and before it became evident to me that eco-facism was at the root of the crit. mass trend). Glen who? STFU.
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
ha. it's pretty fair to lump you in with the rest of your glen beck contrary-for-the-sake-of-being-contrary clones. not that ill-informed as the majority of you whack-jobs walk the same party line. congratulations for breaking away...
as for who knew fixed-gear machines first...I saw probably 75% of the operable 'dromes in the west and southwest before your training wheels came off. doesn't mean I ride em anymore...why do you hate cyclists so much? eco-fascism! are you really that stupid? A: YES
audible67 2 years ago 7
So you must be old enough to remember when Critical Mass started AS A "SOLUTION" TO GLOBAL WARMING!!! Are you really too dense to see the connection?? Why do you think those stickers say "one less car" you stupid fuck. Wake up! As far as being contrary, yeah, I oppose a culture where I hear spoiled little brats say, "yeah, to stop global warming we just need to kill off like a third of the worlds population." I don't hate cycling, I love peoples right to produce things that better their lives.
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TheTeekayes 2 years ago
critical mass never appealed to me. it always seemed counterproductive. I don't see a lot of difference between their over the top reaction and your annoying, hyperbolic, self-gratulation.
when you start talking genocide all I hear is "crazy"...and the upper case is not helping. how does a smart-ass bumper sticker have anything to do with anything?
Do you hear voices? seriously, you're a loony. if you had a cogent point to make, and were not a loony you would have not lost your shit. get help.
audible67 2 years ago 9
First of all...counterproductive to what?! Quit playing smart. You're opinion is no opinion. Your mind is clearly empty, minus the crap you've been foolish enough to believe makes up reality. Second...do you realize that countries in Africa left the Copenhagen summit saying the proposed policies amount to "GENOCIDE" for Africans!! Third..I don't have any bumper stickers. Fouth.."gratulation" is not a word. Again, you've proven yourself a willingly mindless mass of wasted tissue. Very typical.
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
oops. I guess gratulation is a word. Ha! My wife just corrected me. Stupid me. Thanks for teaching me a new word in a roundabout way! Look, we agree that critical mass is ridiculous. That's a good starting point. Let's also agree that you are equally ridiculous for your belief that not believing anything is equivalent to believing something. I'll agree that I am ridiculous because to say "genocide" is "crazy" because there is not and has never been genocide. Ever...
TheTeekayes 2 years ago
Guy doing a trackstand = genocide. I've been saying that for YEARS. Finally someone who understands.
afrigginmole 2 years ago 6
@audible67 shut up pussyclot crab
korieob 1 year ago
@korieob must be an idiot teen...
audible67 1 year ago
SLACK CHAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arfer1Bar1Genius 2 years ago 2
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gay thats easy
Bollies4Life 2 years ago
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putt on sum pants faggot
awesomeA95 2 years ago
Lol 0:10 xD
Wobbler96 2 years ago 2
Not clipped in my ass, you can hear it pop out and your buddy in the background saying clip out.
gofitgo07 2 years ago
one-footed, silly
goduckiego 2 years ago
Loved it. do you know how to bike backwards by any chance? and if so, can you give me some pointers?
snafu242 2 years ago
Practice.
Thats all there is.
mccallum311 2 years ago
if u wanna do backwards circles ur gonna hafta lean in a abit so ur body isnt perpendicular to the ground but at an angle. if ur tryin to ride fakie stay as straight up as possible
imnotaballer 2 years ago
just sit back in ur saddle, lock your arms, dont bend your elbows, stay as straight as possible and pedal backwards
imnotaballer 2 years ago
OOOOOO. Pulled off 2 whole seconds! Lets see ya do it for, say, the rodeo standard of 8 seconds!
iempoor 3 years ago
Nice skill
langhaputot 3 years ago
no feet no hands smoking a cigarette through a gauge in your cheek drinking a beer talking to a security guard on top of a cop car wheelie trackstand motherfucker
toryrobinson666 3 years ago 9
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darcycantdance 2 years ago
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darcycantdance 2 years ago
LOL sweet.
twilightnekochan 3 years ago
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No hand no feet? What the hell are you looking at? His one foot is clearly on the pedal! It's cool, but I believe a track stand is impossible if you truely have no feet and no hands!
icramer 3 years ago
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ur a giant niggr
gsonlol 3 years ago
Classy
icramer 3 years ago 3
the point of wearing pants is so u dont see ur boxers...
xxxCH3Kxxx 3 years ago 6
@xxxCH3Kxxx shut the fuck up ppl can wear whatever they want.
WhiteWitchBmore 1 year ago
fuck u bastared hahaha
AztecMonkeyMan 3 years ago
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDDX one feeet!!!!!!
adguman 3 years ago
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HAHA hes on a road bike lmao go and buy ur self a trail bike or sumit usefull
AztecMonkeyMan 3 years ago
trackstands started on road bikes...think about it: TRACK stand...velodrome anyone?
Gerfawl 3 years ago
lol
woohoobaloogapoo 3 years ago
You are dumb.
RobertGoulet298 3 years ago
wow he held that nearly 2 seconds
werdsup 3 years ago
cool
Freerunner72 3 years ago 2
i love how he flips the other guy off :D
BurningReghn 3 years ago
can u do bunny hops / pedal kicks on that ???
MTBakros 4 years ago
Yes.
mmm854 3 years ago 2
ok. you are good enough already.i cant do that long with hands and legs. still learning.
ivantcs 4 years ago
:\ half second no feet? cmon dont title the video something its not. Its good enough he did it with one foot.
criticalmassride 4 years ago