Never Mind the Buzzcocks S19E06 (Part 3)

[pkConda]

jamelia got a hernia in this episode apparently :P

[jpjpd]

jamelia is one of the best guests because she just laughs at everything

[tazmon122]

how do you NOT know Friday I'm In Love?

[KicktheMole]

i think lily says "fuck off" at 2.44

[matafuko]

I have an intense dislike for Lily Allen.

It began when I first heard her music and was confirmed during this video.

[MicukoFelton]

Bill Bailey is always so mean to the 5 people in the indentity parade. I want to hit him every time he does that, why is he so mean to them? I don't find it funny, just offensive.

[xVancha]

@MicukoFelton Comedy can be cruel. Find comfort in knowing that the butt of his jokes live happy, fulfilled lives and not two of them have committed suicide in response to his jibes.

[misszotee]

i cant see a problem with lily's album , children dont understand half the things she says on there , after all i got lily's first album when i was ten and i turned out fine .....

[HoldMyPieRS]

wish i could hug lily allen :(

[Valeticar]

CALL HER A SLAG! CALL HER A SLAG! :))))

[frillz92]

"Yeees, there's room in the East Wing."

"Would you like me to run you a bath?"

"Breakfast is served between 7 and 7:03."

"ON MY BACK! MUAHA!"

One of my top Bill Bailey quotes.

[stainglassfox]

"You've 100,000 friends on myspace" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[SeventhEve]

Just so you know, Wal-Mart doesn't sell assault rifles or even handguns. In some of its stores, it sells hunting rifles and shotguns. (I don't own any guns, but I just wanted to clear up that misconception.)

[cuitonwap]

I've seen #2 before! he was in an earlier episode!!

[walonsubi]

Bill Bailey is criminally under-rated in Buzzcocks history, the man is brilliant. If only he wasn't ugly, he might get more recognition ¬_¬

[irkofan]

@walonsubi Ugly? I find Bill quite attractive, but I've got a strange taste in men--and I'm a young woman! You're right, though . . . completely underrated.

[aaddaammize]

I wish the pathetic fangirls would get off the buzzcocks comments..

[SeventhEve]

@aaddaammize I wish the pathetic jealous guys would get off the Buzzcocks comments.

[aaddaammize]

@SeventhEve LOL you sound just like a 14 year old going "omg I <333 Edward Cullen"

[SeventhEve]

@aaddaammize LOL you sound just like a brain-damaged 10 year old going "derp derp derp i like to lick the walls the taste like candy"

[Yepper307]

HOW COULD PHIL'S TEAM PICK OUT NUMBER 3 FROM THAT LINEUP?

[jojojoannnnne]

Simon: "Would you like another hug?"

Lily: "I would rather eat shit."

lol <3 her

[EXetoC]

IT IS I :-D

[alexia513]

my cheeks are aching

[strangeBUTcool]

" would you like me to run you a bath" so funny!

[HeyHumourMe]

Ladies and Gentlemen you are now witnessing a cat fight.

[pittchaser]

You did, nothing wrong with you! hahaha

[jiranma]

Simon......

[singingsisters888]

wait. did they just say katherine zeta jones wrote "all that jazz"??? the horror

[2rottenn]

@singingsisters888 lolol i was thinking that too

[WalterLiddy]

@singingsisters888 No, she performed it.

[singingsisters888]

@WalterLiddy well kelly osbourne also performed papa dont preach does that mean she can have the credit for it?

[maebynot]

@singingsisters888 @LollypopKat The CZJ line was a throw back joke to the first round when they played her clip.

[singingsisters888]

@maebynot im choosing to believe you because i have faith in humanity :p

[dimransee]

lily can't get along with any women. she is so insecure.

[classicmold]

"Oh, ok, I've never heard of her" lol Jamelia cracks me up.

[spitfirexftw]

ON MY BACK... Buaha.

[MaxenatorONE]

bill bailey is such and underrated comic. Watch his stand up, he's bloody hilarious.

[GunshyPigeon]

@MaxenatorONE

You are a wise man or woman!

[jjammmees]

@eve6261979 Team Gaffney

[brownteal21]

God, I'll be honest. I really don't like Lily Allen.

[llamajuiceftw]

Omg, WHY IS LILY PULLING AWAY FROM SIMON? I'd be the one like "Nooo, Simon, hug 's not done, don't pull away" :D

[JTlat]

you are the most beautiful women in the world!

[JohNNyBcOoL17]

u hate jamelias child!!

witty shit stirring bastad simon...............cracks me up

[libertycaps666]

@eve6261979 its not a team with one person

[Mandje13]

I want Simon to hug me

[popsoccer09]

He hugged her just to piss her off and I love him for it, lol!

[Marindo]

lily allen is just adorable... total Tsun dere =)

[Wynbis]

Why didn't Phill's team get a point for the "Rhythm is Gonna Getcha" next line?

[LollypopKat]

221b baker street, not 223. gosh

[AdenaKaiba]

@LollypopKat Yeah, and no one corrected him, dang it *facepalm*

[llelea]

Bill Bailey is fantastic

[audrey177]

"i'm touching you now"

[sbehbehani92]

Ahahahahahhahaahhhaahahahah the last part with lily and simon hilariousssss

[warcrafter3]

'Number 5 looks like a proprietor of a remote guest house'

lol

[soojb7799]

Simon, you bastard. You ran out the clock for Phil's team! : )

[chappell64]

thanks for uploading these mate u r awesome

[soojb7799]

"Call her a slag! Call her a slag! Call her a slag!"

[ouiseylou]

Anyone else expecting the "To the left to the left" one to be Agadoo?

[QuikVidGuy]

You just know he was counting down in his head.

[kimroxmysox]

Why is she pulling away from his hug...

WHAT IS THAT MADNESS

[Throthgar]

I am the nemesis of the Vooooooooooooollllllllllllllll­lleeeeeeeee!

I am an OWL.

[TheConciseStatement]

I agree with Lily's general point but she didn't need to personalise that remark - should've just said "for children" instead of "for YOUR child".

[mactheday]

i dont know why it annoys me so much but i hate it when the guests are looking at someone they know (guessing a PR person) in the audience the whole time for reassurance or probably to get hints on how to react to comments :/

[wasabied]

@mactheday really don't think they look for that reason... i've been in the audience of these panel shows before and the only people allowed on the floor in front of the 'stage' set area are camera men and the occasional floor manager type person. they look around the room quite a lot. they also might have been talking/responding etc to someone outside the six directly but that was removed in editing. they don't get hints on how to react, it's more genuine than you think on brit panel shows.

[Mynameisaw]

@mactheday They're not...

[ShanksDChopper]

Funny how upset Lily is at the end. Guess she really wanted to do some next lines.

[Cwissie81]

Is Jamelia really so mindnumbingly stupid that she is seriously expecting Lily Allen to make a version of her album just for her daughter?

[treytoshable]

@Cwissie81 yeah it sounds stupid. i thought she was just requesting one that was already cleaned up. people have those haha/ she still wanted to buy the record.

[AnnaMaeHare]

Oh, Lily looks homicidal at the end.

[SlockNCFC191]

HOLMES! I was in the line up tonight, t'was MARVELLOUS!

[StopStealingEggs]

steve strange looks bored as fuck throughout the majority of this episode

[tracy4jester]

I WANT A HUG FROM SIMON!!!!!!!! AND NEVER LET HIM GO....

[boylovesbowie]

Jamelia is hot as fuck >> and actually a very powerful catalyst of fun if only that for all the shows I've seen her in :D

[painingulliver]

when she tries to leave the hug and he says 'No. Stay in it'. Gold.

[xPeanutbutterxJellyx]

tbh i think it was bad of jamelia for making it awkward

[mrsbenmckenzie]

For all those who love Simon Amstell: watch his show grandma's house that he wrote... GENUIS!

[Whapastim2]

I would take a hug from Simon

[Efreeti]

I fell in love with Lily in this episode. Searching for her in Google Images that's not her normal look though.

[TinyTeaza2k7]

"you have 100,000 friends on myspace, but are they real friends that you can touch? no, i'm touching you now." ....ugh why is he gay simon love me, you're perfect

[alexisyerrrr]

"oh okay ive never heard of her"

[LeftFalangie]

I wish Simon hugged me while making fun of me simultaneously.

[PurushaDesa]

@LeftFalangie

LOL. No you don't. You just think you do up until he mentions that dead relative you quite liked.

[mallikahd]

I want a hug from Simon!

[mustrapefoley]

it was so funny when he hugged her.

[DrPinkReality]

Lily Allen doesn't know Friday I'm in Love by The Cure? For shame, for shame.

[jabbid111]

"I would rather eat shit" WHAT?? I would sure want a hug!

[NefariousNectarine]

I have to say, Lily Allen came across really badly in this. Odious person.

[permian88]

@NefariousNectarine yeah i agree

[happyjellyfish]

Fucking Christ on a stick. Is there anything quite as painful as hearing Lily Allen's ignorant opinion about the music industry? She can't even plagiarise an intelligent fellow artist, she had to pick 50 fuckin' Cent's opinion about filesharing. There's about four layers of irony right there.

Is there REALLY anything more pointless than Lily Allen? I wish someone would stab her in the ear.

[rosydonut]

Thursday watch the walls instead it's friday I'm in love.

[hamstrzrul]

I really wanted it to be number 5

[falseflags02]

I would love a hug from Simon

[SejerPangie]

AAHAHAHAHAAAHA THE DUDE DANCING AT 3:29

[LlamasOnAcid]

tenenenenenenenenenene batman

[TheSaintAza]

Simon amstell is a fucking genius

[TheConciseStatement]

I love Lily's look. She's a chav disguised as a geek. (Or maybe it's a double bluff and she's really a geek disguised as a chav forced to wear OTT geek glasses.)

[Autonova]

jamelia's a bitch!

[POSmeg]

Simon Amstell is the best host when it comes to wasting time during the 'Next Lines' Round.

[TheMikeTyson123]

iii looooooooove lilly she is awsume!!!!!!

[LovesUniqueSounds]

I got all 4 of the intros round right! ;D so proud!!

[oceaurill]

i love how simon puts words in everyones mouths

[comeplz]

wat was dat song da guy when he was talking about number five 3:57 ???? anyone the song rings a bell and sparks memories lol

[errrrrrrrrrrrrrm]

lilly was a bit rude just then.....simon on the other hand was glorious!

[errrrrrrrrrrrrrm]

lilly was a bit rude just then....

[JessiicaFox]

@shiftlulz i agree :)

[shiftlulz]

Simon Amstell is the straightest gay man I've ever seen

[ltkirby1989]

1:51 - lilly allen = harsh cheap skate jamelea (dunno if thats spelt right) = awesome

[thomasimon]

@ltkirby1989 Bullshit, it's bullocks to ask for an edited version specialy for your child. Those things cost a lot of money to edit

[Rich7714]

@thomasimon I think you're missing the point; if someone asks you for something, you can always just say no without being rude!

[thomasimon]

@Rich7714 It's not rude to react to a crazy request like that negatively.

[gunner8t8]

4:30 nearly pissed myself

[beccaweccakins]

so jealous of lily at 7:55

[AngelOmega777]

I love it when they make up fake background stories for the people in the line-up! Hilarious!

[o0dballu]

Nice puffa jacket?!

[barerandom]

jamelia annoys me... some how

[hughjazz2008]

would you like me to run you a bath?

[Dainichisama]

I wish more comedians where like Bill Bailey!

[ruffruffruffruffruff]

And that's all of Simon Amstell's Never Mind The Buzzcocks episodes watched. Thank you PhilMine, you help spread the laughs. Thank you Simon and others, you created them. Thank you universe, for I trust I will watch comedy of this calibre again at some point :D

[Kerridee100]

I want a hug from Simon! lol : P

[FourLeafBlueBanana45]

"Would you like me to run you a bath?" LOL! XD

I couldn't stop laughing for some reason. :L

[TheConciseStatement]

@FourLeafBlueBanana45

Awesome. "Breakfast is served between 7 and 7 : 03... on my back."

[TheHewhodareswins]

allens a fucking flid

[PhiMine]

@giraffefan111 how can you hate him?? :O

[giraffefan111]

@PhiMine i don't really think he is that funny and he always looks smug after he tells a joke and on qi he called sean lock a loser and sean lock is a legend

[trisnjok]

@giraffefan111 he didnt call him a loser, and you have no sense of humour...

[fowad27]

@giraffefan111 You do realize that he was only joking when he said it, right? Sean Lock and he are best friends in real life. You would know that if you were any kind of Sean Lock fan.

[thomasimon]

@PhiMine Just ignore him, just a stupid twat who doesn't get enough attention

[xxxbri2k7xxx]

@giraffefan111 the hero was even in skins..Bill Bailey is unreal

[giraffefan111]

@xxxbri2k7xxx do u like bill bailey??????

[xxxbri2k7xxx]

@giraffefan111 i love Bill Bailey!!

[giraffefan111]

@xxxbri2k7xxx you don't even know what unreal is lol

[xxxbri2k7xxx]

@giraffefan111 no your just not ''down'' with the hip ''lingo''

[giraffefan111]

am i bothered ?

nooo dara O'Brien is way better than him

[trisnjok]

@giraffefan111 but i agree with you that dara is way better...

[fowad27]

@giraffefan111 A chris deburgh fan, are we?

[giraffefan111]

@fowad27 i dont even know who chris deburgh is

[fowad27]

@giraffefan111 nvm. my istake

[gabbacadabra07]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[yggdrasil89]

LOL this is such a brilliant grouping!

[ciaracustard]

I with Lily - I grew listening to music with a lot stronger language than Lily's album and I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

[kroid87]

Best ending!!!!

[JukesSB]

number 3 looks like a chubby kele okereke from bloc party :)

[jjay75]

The Mojo's stuff is very good.

[loveress]

Lily may be a mouthy, overindulged cokehead but at least she's an amusing, mouthy, overindulged cokehead.

[sophieahoyhoy]

I love that after Simon says goodnight, you can hear steve say "g'night" really loudly in the background!

[Xx0Gwenn0xX]

AHh! We don't get this show at all in america! I love it :) So funny.

thank you so much PhiMine for postig it! I would've never seend it otherwise :)

[bkakaak47]

simon cant shine lilly's boots

[bkakaak47]

lilly is way better than jamelia

whos with me!

[garaaofDfunk]

praise the lord

[Samiii15]

i recon lil shouldnt be soo deffensive like i love her, but thats how she gets in the shits, i do it too alot so i know how she feels, but its gets me into crap.

[sakiferg]

is the host a muslim?

[EatMyRice18]

jewish

[tonyjaaak47]

@sakiferg jew

[kstarquasar1]

brilliant!!

[Annahojan]

XD! That's the best ending ever, "....i'm touching you now"

[PurushaDesa]

Lily Allen's glasses are really working for me.

[301frontline]

LOL: number five looks like the propieter of a remote guest house.

Bill is fuckken hilarious!

[gazzakayissick]

lily is a twat

[eimearoconnor]

"JAVINE THE SLAAG"

Jamelia is hilarous!

[BiggestLilyAllenfan]

you need a hug, no stay in it

[britishmusic21]

I want a hug from Simon too. :)

[acdkat]

would you like another hug?

I would rather eat shit!

lol

[Crookmeisteren]

haha y did phil pick 3, he's been on the show about 4 times, how could u forget him with that hair

[OrangeBananaApple]

Lily even admitted she was high in this, around 7.30 Lol i love her so much :D

[khajiit92]

@OrangeBananaApple

she said 'hurry up'

[OrangeBananaApple]

Oh.. my bad LOL. i still love her though :P