How To Be A Perfect Wife

[Rayyan36]

is this for real?

[danning1]

Actually I think this video shows contempt for both men and women. The women who made this video probably didn't realize that they were making their own gender look bad by stereotyping all men as being insensitive jerks who expect this treatment 24/7 from their wives.

[ivangud]

this is so bad, and not even close to being funny, at all.

[Ollie7707]

hahah her eyes are spazzing out at the end! But seriously... what did I just watch???

[cutekittykatkitten]

This is from the perfect wife guide XD ((I thin its called that))

[fajar96te]

This video is a mock, that much is all right. But nevertheless it generates interesting discussion, as we see already in the comments. I want to add something. What does a man want from his wife? Sex, loyalty and obedience. What does a woman want from her husband? Love, protection, provision. There are also mutual needs such as friendship and companionship.

[da959]

Unfortunatually, what you see here is true. However, the females simply cannot see this as any kind of truth..unfortuanaley, marrige has become nothing more than a bussines proposition and a way to stick,guy's into a never ending cycle of paying up

for the problems that they may or may no they create!

[Ollie7707]

@da959

I will not take you seriously unless you learn to spell "unfortunately." Even then, I'm not going to listen to you say that this satire is actually true.

[MrInkeater]

There is no such thing as a perfect person, so this video should be cinsidered irrelevent.

[SirGeorge8600]

It disgusts me that there's men who take this video seriously....

[Ollie7707]

@SirGeorge8600

Those men will never have a successful marriage.

[jedioncrk]

haha i'm surprised only 124 women dislike this!

[craayonz]

I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED.

[cksilverado1]

This is good! Ignore the naysayers posting here!

[l337pwnage]

ugh...why are men still getting married??

/watch?v=jxqjSTXbcyA

/watch?v=l-wEihn9sWA

[Optimusnorm]

@l337pwnage - not worth getting married if you live in the West with the way western are these days. No benefit at all for man to get married. Better to just find a woman who is selfish and hates you then buy her a house haha.

[bikebeerrun1960]

Pizza guy;What the. . .-No tip !?!

[makeitrainmontage]

1:01 she got came on hehehehehehehehe

[remzai]

if man unhappy when all family r unhappy.. so woman most do blowjob everytime when man r unhappy...

[cappermeh]

why do they know this stuff? They will be single their whole life...

[SkylarkGSX]

Woman are just sex objects. If they didn't have a pussy and didn't give it to men than they would be slaves or something else. And men wouldn't be with them at all. All they have is that pussy, other than that, they are completely worthless and useless.

[Missyplaymate3]

@SkylarkGSX jerk

[SkylarkGSX]

@Missyplaymate3 Nope, wasn't me. :) But I bet I know who it was.

[xxxglamourbabexx]

FUCKIN LOL "get the hell out of my house"

[StealthkillerHD]

OMG THEIR ALL GINGERS! THEY HAVE NO SOULS!

[Radioactive250]

Not funny at all

[196Dusty]

Wow obviously touched a nerve with this vid LOL!! By the response and comments.

Best thing is it's only a joke. But hey some of you out there got issues. Ha ha ha

[twinsaber123]

How to be a perfect wife: be yourself and do what you think you should do. He married you for a reason. if he didn't marry you because you are you then you both probably married the wrong people.

[idontknow5858]

She forgot to throw away his best friend's condoms she left laying on the bed.

[btbameu]

If a wife doesn't do any of this, then I'm not going to marry her. What would I work all day and come home for?

[SilverRebellion]

"get the hell out of my house"

[Oxstayne]

1) Don't be fatass

2) Don't be a dumbass

3) Don't care to much

[mammalmoose]

Hogwash!

How about how to take over the world?

[deathhamer2009]

bitch man is a higher rank the woman thats a woman damn work not mens whore

[DashDonivan]

How to be the perfect wife, let the guy do a flaming amazon every other week. Also never ever give him a Hindenburg!

[snaumcheff]

LOL!! this is sooo funny!!!! haha.. I guess people dont understand that its meant to be a joke? haha.. well in any case, i think its hilarious!

[cherylrose1980]

hes had a long day at work try 24 hours a day every bloody day !!!

[cherylrose1980]

hes had a long day at work try 24 hours a day every day !!!!

[torture4all]

sry but this vid sucks... it´s just so stupid

[Droodie]

This is so sexist.

[Shaanyboi]

lolz at the people who don't realize this is a homage to some article from decades ago.

[morgan111213]

Being a mother is harder then ANY job my husband could possibly do.

[Nofretari]

I'll agree with that.

[benryan00]

@morgan111213 hahha try digging holes all day bitch

[morgan111213]

@benryan00 haha try giving BIRTH douchebag

[benryan00]

@morgan111213 giving birth isnt a job its a choice you said ANY JOB !!! nice try with the birth card bitch.

[morgan111213]

@benryan00 For some girls, giving birth is not a choice. I really don't know why you are dragging this out, I mean seriously do you have nothing else to do but argue with people on the internet and just be a douchebag? Honestly if you really call yourself a man you would'nt have said anything. So why don't you just go dig your holes all day or whatever you do.

[hiddenshadow118]

this is read from a 1950s home making text book, i dont think this women is serious i think shes being sarcastic

[Nofretari]

I would hope so.

[computerjantje]

A man does not care about mess in the house and dirty children. This is clearly a video by a woman. It is simpel to keep a man:

- Do not gain weight unless you are pregnant

- Don't complain about your wrinkles or tits.

- Do not go nagging on about all these little things.

- Give the man some space, so find hobbies of your own.

- and finally but most important: STOP thinking there are things you can change about your man. You bought the package and he is not gonna change.

[ephasm]

I'm not a male chauvinist or anything but I do think that if one member of the house is working and the other is a house keeper then that IS their job and that they, be they man or woman, should do the above things.

[AlohaMonsoon1822]

Bullshit this shit is why ill NEVER get married!

Im not gonna cook for him every night and i will clean when i feel like it. And i wont have to worry about my kids cuz they wont look like shit and be screamin like those little pricks on here! I'll put on makeup if i feel like it and i wont put an effin ribbon in my hair!

[DebuggerTube]

:) i agree.. but many us (man) do cook for u galz

infact we have learned to cook well .. just coz of girls> so chill;)

[Xyan11]

OMG I hear you XD im so on ur side!! ]

[danyeleNjay]

THE #1 RULE OF ALL AND ITS NOT HARD! make sure dinner is ready because everyone knows a way into a mans heart is through his stomach!!! THE #2 RULE IS CLEAN UP AND LOOK GOOD... I DO IT EVERYDAY AND IT IS NOTHING TO STRESS...and #3 is DO NOT ARGUE and if u do make it into a joke !!! because if you love someone so much u can find forgiveness for the little things in life!! <3 I have ben through very ruff times and i have ben with him 5 years with no arguments and happier now then i ever was..

[joshuapg21]

Very true the my ex wife did the oppisite of all the things. Hence the EX...

[paintballgod]

i have that exact couch at 50 seconds....

[hercprsound]

one can't help but to blame YOU

[hercprsound]

I would LOVE a wife like that

A REAL woman!!!

I would do anything for her as well

[1forestcat]

It is called sarcasm

[ACERTIXO2002]

WHAT ? WICH? THE GOOD O BAD.

its no more good mans and no more good girls, that's the true

[ACERTIXO2002]

¡yeha right!

In your dreams.

Woman are bad girls now

Mans are victims.Thats is why to many divorceded

[dearestcaroline]

i want to be that type of wife. =]

[marktopp]

lol love it.

[monialas]

is this serious? xD

[TheManiacsTV]

its actually: How To Be A Perfect Slave

[meka4996]

Google it:

Taken in Hand

women liberation movement Aaron Russo Alex Jones

60 Minutes Australia Under the thumb

Surrendered Wife - Laura Doyle

Just F#$% Me! - What Women Want Men to Know about Taking Control in the Bedroom

[Fr3ak0ut90]

lol news for americans

[Dietsche]

McAmerican girls are fat, useless, lazy whores.

[TonyDetelder]

Are you getting this? :D

[Aenarion28]

Should have used a Russian wife for this instead of an American wife.

[Batmanfan1993]

This was actually something that was taught in school to girls in the 1950's. These actual "tips" for becoming a good wife!!! We learned about it in history class, really shows you how far we've come.

[hectorae86]

Ok ok, now this HAS BEEN PROVEN ok.

MEN do about 70 percent of all household related jobs on average, even if they got a daytime job.

Anyways, this movie is dumb.

In my house, i make the food, and i clean up the mess I made.

All the other chores are fairly distributed.

All us men REALLY want, is a little recognition, just like everybody else.

[xmarie92x]

I recognize this. I read this from a trivia book; it's word-for-word an actual lesson that they taught girls back in the 50's I think(maybe earlier).

[ferrariModenas]

don't forget daily blowjobs

[mhopp10]

@ferrariModenas That was actually what I expected the video to say at some point. I was a little disappointed. That always seems to make up for not doing the rest of it perfectly. Or at least it works on my husband. :P

[MsEvilone01]

@ferrariModenas no no i wont do that :)

[XCritonX]

Expecting the wife to do all that is like expecting the husband to get a job and go to work everyday. Some men are lazy chronically unemployed bums, some women are lazy bad house keepers.

Family happiness is based on BOTH parties making sacrifices. Believe me its in both spouses best interests to do everything they can to keep the other one happy. Take it from a guy who is very happily married. (And my wife just said she agrees).

[Optimusnorm]

@XCritonX - the title of the clip is perfect wife...not perfect husband - I doubt very much it's meant to tell women to treat a bum like a king just because he's a man. I completely agree it's a two way thing and a little compromise and lot of mutual respect can create a wonderful bonding. Most relationship problems are due to narrow mindedness, poor communication and selfishness.

[1hidden]

Simplistic tale not reflective of real life, where often a woman is overburdened with concerns other than a few strewn crayons.

Challenge your perspective. Watch Disclosure Project here on YouTube. Your paradigm is guaranteed to shift.

[DrakkarGR]

i do not see the sarcasm... i cannot understand the difficulties of a wife doing these things and i cannot understand WHY THE FUCK DO I NEED TO MARRY SOMEONE AND HAVE HER ALL AROUND ME IF SHE LIVES LIKE A SINGLE. housekeeping is important... homemade food is a need for health and a relaxing atmosphere at home is crucial... if you don't like these stay single fucking around, eat crap food and have a bastard child with unknown father NO NEED TO MARRY!

[worldfamousinHB]

i dont see why the woman cant work instead of or aswell. works in my household just fine where both the couple to the chores and bring in money.

good luck finding a girl to do that shit for you...

[DrakkarGR]

thank you for the tip i do have a girl the last 10 years... and she combines work and housekeeping just fine... as for you it is ok to believe that money is the most important thing... probably your kids won't even recognise you or your wife either...

[worldfamousinHB]

dont be stupid. And good for her, to each their own. do you help with the housecleaning at all? i never said money was the most important thing. my kids wil always be first. AND i'll not have a wife... being a straight woman and all.

"stay single fucking around, eat crap food and have a bastard child with unknown father "

that was uncalled for. so just because a woman doesnt want to (or have to) be the perfect wife she has to be an unhealthy slut? what a pig.

[homoproud]

soo stupid...

[ufinetelenor]

fucking clip

[Rammalamadingdong]

your a cunt

[DeathThanDisgrace]

this is stupid

[kingdomboost]

Now go get my dinner ready.

[cottonball101]

if there's nothing in the fridge let her put you in the oven she'll really appreciate it!!!

[ImYourRiotGurl]

Hahaahaha this is such crap lol fuck this shit Id make him SHARE the work!!!

[DrHMFIC]

Nice sarcastic feminist crap, but this described some woman doing maybe 2 hours, at most, of work for HER PART in a household where the partner is apparently off working full-time. Let's assume she also minded the kids during the day and did 2 more hours of solid work around the house...we're getting close to half-time.

Fact is, I consider being a full-time mom a job that looks pretty hard. But this video was too busy going on w/ sarcasm AT some implied-oppressive male to make the point. 1-star

[sillyrabbit606]

haha this vid is genius! :)

[ilovegospel4eva]

hilarious. she busted out da door and hugged the pizza guy

[Bonecrkr]

More than one woman I have been with has expressed a desire for this type of relationship. It's just part of a dynamic where women are attracted to polarized roles in relationships. Anything that makes clear I am the man and she is the woman, sparks animalistic attraction. Every woman is different. But ALL women have this as a theme, in one way or another, as to what they want from a partner. Even if that partner is another woman.

[sarahdarnell]

This was sarcastic but i believe it is the wife role 100% to do all this and more. We are to submit to out husbands totaly in everything!! But this doesnt mean he rules over us agressivly and does nothing a real husband whos wife is submitting to him will love his wife even more for that fact. A husband is called to love his wife and understand her needs n feelings..when this is done on both sides marriage is great. A wife does her part and a husband his.

[sugarpollution]

Hm, I think wives and husbands should be open to share work & chores (unless they are comfortable with a traditonal take on it).

[totalgamerz]

hahahha, yess I R da king!!! Burger King!!!, now bow down to me and blow me !! muhahaha

[kalefren09]

ohh, this is the 50's housewife list

[WISEGUY50505]

yup, they actually had this exact in textbooks for home-ec classes during the 50's

[teegees1]

u should die bitch........ I want your ass hole you fat bitch.. Its called relationships and learning each other. U on the other hand dike should know nothing. Oyea wash your ass and learn to suck dick!!!

[prince123a]

waste

[may0995]

this was stupid

[halcyonyear]

/agree

[Fr33artist]

People that say this video is sexist need to face reality, the reality in this video is that the husband is the breadwinner and the wife the homemaker. Those roles of course come with responsiblities. It has also been found that women have a higher preference to stay at home and men a higher preference to work longer hours. Why are these realities so difficult to comprehend?

Yes I am aware that this video was more or less sarcastic but there's still things people can learn from it.

[Abzstar111]

good stuff!

[flothenurse02]

This video was sarcastic. But not all women are homemakers now. What about in two income families? The husband and the wife are both breadwinners, do women have to be the homemaker as well while the husband does little to help with the children? Things have changed, women shouldnt be expected to be the sole person that looks after the household, especially in two income families, where both parties are stressed from work.

[Fr33artist]

No you're right. But I didn't say women couldn't be breadwinners or co-breadwinners, I'm simply defending traditional families which undergo constant attack from gender feminists. How wifes and their husbands choose to make an arrangement between household and income responsiblities is none of my business, but I've found that many people that conform to the traditional structure are in fact happy people.

[krugermc]

lol no I said shut up and make me a sammich because let's face it, the internet hates feminism. There is no quarter for feminists or feminazis on the intraweb. It revolves around porn, clearly it is a male-orientated medium. And bitching about a video that is intended to be funny is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded.

[LandonsBaby]

This was originally written to women who did not work outside of the home. Its not stupid to expect these things from someone who's job it is to take care of the home.

[k0tze]

this is stupid

[akoyatube]

ALL women should take note and know their place! Sorted!

[skateborder]

get thee hell out of my house

[twoeypod]

This is actually verbatim from a Good Housekeeping magazine article back in the 50's or 60s

[messiah089]

whoa that is in no way funny. talk about sexism because why should the wife have to do everything for the husband i find that very offenisive and also the lady sitting on the couch was trying to do her best and her husband will love her for that even though her best isn't the best

[hshadow86]

Oh god, loosen up. Besides, I believe this was a joke.

[krugermc]

shut up and make me a sammich

[daisyfuck]

Cuz you're too incompetent to make your own? Okay.

[Jade7269]

exactly

[kaylkhan]

Feminism is wretchid, we need to realize that these ways are actually the best ways of all.

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[TheStepfordNews]

bravo...excellent job! great skills.

Tootles...

[lyvkirah]

love it! so hilarious.

[Palparete]

wow, funny joke