Guile's Moving Speech

[cel6tics]

Street Fighter movie reference they had a Belgian play Guile

[blujay1524]

Guile is Russian?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OamericaaaaOOOOOOOOOO

[Snowgoon901]

I just turned the volume up the highest it will go and played this video with earbud headphones on for the hell of it... bad fucking idea...

[LeonaRaven]

My... ears!! Am i deaf now? Gotta check watching the vid again

[Frozone470]

0:09 made me shit my pants from both laughing and being scared XDD

[OPELxGUY]

Rip my headphones

[CrotchBlaster]

R.I.P. headphone users

[Kussinator]

I watched the original clip, he doesn't say "hard" THAT FUCKING LOUD!

[TrollOfMC]

all headphone users died at 0:09

[Ghafful18]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY FUCKIN' GODDAMN EARS SHIT THEY HURT SO FUCKIN' BAD NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2kNbaAllDay]

Like if you turned your volume down at 0:09

[guitaromania1345]

that sounded like the voice of end of ze world

[jmar4life]

@guitaromania1345 AAAHHHH MOTHERLAND!

[booriley781]

pranked my friend by showing him this video at the library with the headphones on. Needless to say, it ruined our friendship.

[ItsJordansGaming]

Only egoraptor can scare the shit out of me and make me laugh my ass off at the same time

[SpeedBumpRump]

I'm goin' to go up REE-VER...

[SoulRockyJohnny]

DAMN I Laughed sooo HARD !!!!!! I cryed Hell Yeah Egoraptor Your Rock So HAAARDD !!!! xD !!! hahah

[Madvillane]

honestly one of my real favorites :) surprised this doesn't have that many views here

[MagicalGoblinBabies]

Why have I watched this 10 times?

[windumaster14]

Go home and be a family man.

[swagbaggin]

Lmao I love how he knew what was gomna happen

[Shiyru]

My speakers... no longer work...

[Mondotoast]

im gonna get into my BOAT..

im gonna Go up REEVERRR..

and i am going to KICK.

that Sonoma beech Bisons ass so

(removed due to volume)

that the next bison wannabee...

>:(

is gonna feel i-

[Xfluffymonkeyx]

i watch this the first time... with my head phones on... i almost did it again...

[KiteStrongart]

I fucking love this holy shit

[teenteamcomics]

@SuperMeowmixman was it at full volume? :3

[nophysicsman]

I think Guile just sonic boomed my ears a little...

[halodoomhpf15]

van damm is an epic fail of an actor

[XeroOwnz]

At 0:09 not only does he scream loudly, he also makes the advertisement come back to life

[geneoocidee90]

I'll never drink coffee while watching another egoraptor video again.

[soldierside2509]

I'm going to get into my BOAT, i'm going to go up REEVURR, and I am going to kick that son-of-a-bitch bison's ass so HARD... that the next bison wanna be... is gonna feel it!

[TheMysteriousMrJ]

if that was guile... why isn't he american?

[DmansonofGman]

@TheMysteriousMrJ its a parody of the street figher movie where guile was played by juan claude van damm.....who is quite obviously not american

[TheMysteriousMrJ]

@DmansonofGman ooooh ok... i've not seen the movie :) thanks

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@TheMysteriousMrJ Its a bad movie, don't watch it unless you're ready to laugh or throw a chair at a baby.

[AkeemKN]

Holy shit that scared me.

[kitkatishy]

tap 5 for yoshi

[shadowneko2]

press 4 for Bison's ass so HARD!

[arachnidspider2]

IN OTHER WORDS BISON GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN

like jean claude van damme

[Bostonbowser]

Huuuuuhhh???

[blackwing1996]

im gonna get into mah bott... im gonna go up reever ant im gonna kick that son off a bitch bisons ass so hardt that the next bison wallaby... is gonna fill it.

[SergStalc]

saw the movie on tv recently.derp.

[NileLLS]

Holy shit, I wasn't ready. So glad I didn't read the comments first. Funny as fuck!

[AvEryBadApPLe]

hitting 0:18 is just so addictive.

[Gooofyness]

ear rape O.o

[KaelGian93]

OWWW lol

[archerdeejay]

19 people used he4dphones

[supershadow125]

@archerdeejay I used headphones....but I did not disliked it....

[dono236]

im gunna kick that sunufabetch bisons ass so HEAAAAARD!!!!!!- wtf his ass so loud for no fucking reason lol

[DominateroftheWorld]

FUCK MY EARS!!!!!! AHHHHHH

[joshuapsgibbons]

Insert five hundred comments about ear phones.

[CPPatch]

omfg why the fawk did i put on headphones fer this one vid for no reason at all!?!

[RobertBigKeyz]

i almost died at 0:09

[Robertandguitar]

'oly sheet, thate sheet is so FUNNY

[MrMulleland]

Bush on: Osama Bin Laden.

[awsomesmaximus]

I now have contracted a life threatening hemotoma in my ear drum, thanks.

[Wixtroxis]

16 people got their ass kicked so HARD that the next person who dislikes this is going to feel it.

[AlbertTheFinal]

@Wixtroxis ... dude i know that you're post is like 5 month ago but... whos gonna kick the other 7 guys asses? (i think they took you're speack like a chaleng... DON'T LOOK AT ME i'm just saying...)

[mclovinleo]

i dare all of u 2 buy sum BIGGG FUCKING SPEAKERS....K...PLUG THOSE SHITS IN...K...AND TURN THE SHIT ALL THE WAY UP.....K...THEN WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN

[TheGentlemanCreeper]

Reever

[mrsims2]

Warning headphone users press 4 to skip ear rapage.

[Nunanificent]

kick bison's ass, be a family man.

[MCHammer2007a]

Long live those who were using headphones, but turned off the volume.

[TucsonDodgeball]

WHO would not like this???!!!

[LyleVSXyle]

I no go home



[Leeroi132]

press 4

[ayakashi45]

I WILL NOT go home and be a family man.

[gbtygfvyg]

Christ. I was half asleep watching this. Now I'm wide awake.

[MegaMoonkiller]

I had headphones on at full audio for listening to videos so i was just enjoying the video until he said ''im going to kick bison's ass so HARD.'' at full blast. I was like ''HOLY SHIT'' and thats how i almost lost my hearing

[IFailAtSniping]

R.I.P

Headset/Headphone users

[Denomaniacc]

Go home and be a family man. THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE. 15 PEOPLE WEREN'T FAMILY MEN. 295 PEOPLE WERE FAMILY MEN.

[Merc261]

Hit 8

Fapper Fapper Fapper

[RapturianCitizen]

LOL i love it how he says hard and everyone is like "aw shit man"

[sgtGmaster]

OMG m ears!!!!

[Bhatch2007]

The sad part is I'm supposed to be studying for my mid-terms but I can't stop watching these videos. I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time.

[Ennaived]

Guy#1: AHHH!; Guy#2: Holy SHIT!!; Guy#3: AAAHH WOW!!; Guy#4...or 1: So Loud!

XD lmfao

[amindex123]

press 4 if you got headphones on

[valkiron11]

lol That's a pretty accurate drawing of Bison.

[jinkyum888]

0:09 R.I.P headphone users

[narutofanatic0999]

@jinkyum888 LOL i was using headphones. :{

[jinkyum888]

@narutofanatic0999 OMG A GHOST!

[TheGamekid96]

@jinkyum888 owwwwwwww!!!!!!! DX

[mrjimmyos]

@jinkyum888 Thanks for the heads up

[GhostBurning]

@jinkyum888 Thanks for the Warning xD

[Buttchickendoodles]

@jinkyum888 Whew thanks for the warning I was looking at the comments as the video was playing HAHHAHAHA

[KuruMusic1]

@jinkyum888 Yeh I have Dr. Dre beats... OW :(

[RoflWaffle1994]

@KuruMusic1 haha same here :P ouch

[iSmokeCupcakes]

@jinkyum888 try playing it over and over wit max volume ._.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

@jinkyum888 sorry i can't hear you

[MuffinsUnited]

@jinkyum888 lmfaooooo

[burnindriver900]

@jinkyum888 I didn't die...

*dies*

[MSteniente77]

@jinkyum888 you saved my life

[Jemoregotin]

@jinkyum888 @ first i wasn't laughing enough until i saw ur comment, then i rested in peace!

[sapnyosentry]

@jinkyum888

thanks for the heads up

[littlemau237]

@jinkyum888 i knw rite but that was hella funny XD

[JackSpearBailey]

@jinkyum888 casually watching this when I saw your comment. It took me a couple of seconds to register that I was, in fact, wearing headphones. By this time it was 0:09.

[TheMaxPain95]

You here that Next Bison wannabe? YOU are gonna feel it.

[2Dtube1]

Ending stuff abruptly in certain videos causes win. In this case, yes.

[VirtuaBlueAM2]

OF COURSE!

[Thezillionth]

I didnt understand a word and then fucker broke my headphones. WELCOME TO THE FUCKING INTERNET!

[cookiesonastick]

I would take this as a ringtone if I could only have less static distortion.

Plz dont hate me

[pistol231]

Haha i love when the people start complaining!

[theRMshow]

holy fuck that scared me

but it was fucking hilarious

[slamer2000]

I love the impression!!!

"...so HARD!!!"

[shallowbay91]

I'm going to go AHP REEVUHR

[PaulSnake10]

"im going to get into my boat im going to go up river and im going to kick that

son of a bitch byson's ass so HARD!!! that the next place hes gonna be is

is gonna feel it" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLO

[WannaTradePants]

@PaulSnake10 It's "the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it"

[manof1000voices]

can anyone tell me the voice actors name? or if he has an NG profile? I can tell hes the guy that did the end of ze world skit,

[slamer2000]

@manof1000voices Arin Hanson.

[manof1000voices]

@slamer2000 Arin Hanson didn't do the end of ze world short,

[slamer2000]

@manof1000voices. OH. I was just answering your question to the voice actors name.

[manof1000voices]

@slamer2000 Yeah, I thought guile was played by that guy, cuz it sounded exactly alike,

[DeathByFoodTray]

Combo breaker

[gordog12]

Sounds just like Van Damme.

[MyAccount217]

...."so HARD!!!" "oh sht com on"

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@MyAccount217 Learnnnn tooooo spellllll. Got it?

[MyAccount217]

@ConfusedAndAwesome i know how to spell idiot

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@MyAccount217 Then Learnnnn toooooo use Grammarrrrrr.

[MyAccount217]

@ConfusedAndAwesome dude if u have a prob with it stop reading my comments

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@MyAccount217 You* Problem*

[MyAccount217]

@ConfusedAndAwesome LEAVE.........ME.......ALONE GODDAMN I WAS IN A RUSH U FAGGOT

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@MyAccount217 You*

[MyAccount217]

@ConfusedAndAwesome dude u is another way to say you and u should know that P.S. stfu and leave me alone

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@MyAccount217 You* you*.

[MyAccount217]

@ConfusedAndAwesome LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE FAGGOT

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@MyAccount217 I am not a cigar.

[MyAccount217]

@ConfusedAndAwesome dude wtf SOMEBODY TELL THIS DUDE TO LEAVE ME ALONE FOR GODS SAKE WTF IS WRONG WITH U R U RETARDED?! RETORICLE QUESTION AND NO IDFC IF I SPELLED IT WRONG U DICK LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT WANNA SEE UR GODDAMN REPLYS IN MY INBOX

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@MyAccount217 You* are* you* rhetorical* you* Want to*.

[GreenrangeRemix]

@ConfusedAndAwesome Epic win.

[ConfusedAndAwesome]

@GreenrangeRemix Why, thank you.

[Anime1Anastasia]

you made me choke on my food.

[IFistTHeInnocent]

"oh, shit" "cmon" hahHHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAALA

[garysnail123]

This would go great with his theme music :D

[skilledrussiankid]

Omg I can't stop laughing.

[eeli1]

OMG. I am laughing so hard I'm on the verge of tears. I LOVE your videos. XD

[bear52builder]

I almost had a heart attack, jesus :D

[mulletman175]

I have watched this, no joke, 50 times today. Every time I have cracked up, and every time I think about it, I crack up. Thank you so much Ego, I love you.

[gigaty123]

dude he should put the animal fat one on here! that shit was GREAT!!!!

[Hisako]

god I can feel the audience's ears bleeding

[Phoohy698]

I'm going to get into my boat. I'm going to go up reever and kick that son of a bitch bisons ass so HAAAARD! that the next bison wannabe, is gonna feel it.

[samsab233]

0:09

[MaverickXIII]

I'm surprise you didnt make fun of his ingame accent, "soni-boo, summa saul! I eat breast"

[swabjoeymova]

so HARDDDD!!! hahahahha

[Extra365]

I AHM GOING 2 GET INTOO MY BOAT

IHM GOING 2 GO UP REEVUR

AND I AM GOING TO KEEK

THAT SUN-OF-A-BITCH BISUNS

ASS SO HAAAAAAURD!!!!!!!

[KometaPhenomenon]

I was trying to eat a marshmallow when he shouted. Scared me so bad I dropped it back into my cocoa. XDD

[orkkilla5589]

what is he saying i cant understand him lol

[samsab233]

@orkkilla5589 I AM GOING TO GET INTO MY BOAT

I AM GOING TO GO UP RIVER

AND I AM GOING TO KICK

THAT SON OF A BITCH BISUN'S ASS SO HAAAAARD!!!!!!!!

[ProjectXv2]

so HARD!

[burntyper]

asso HOLE

[DsDude181]

he should go home and be a family man

[TheDukesOfDanger]

My ear drums are shattered now, thanks Guile -_-

[bobinschool]

9 people need to be sent UP REEVOR.

[ApexGTX]

so HEART!

[jonnyboy82996]

@ApexGTX he says hes gonna kick that sonofabitch byson's ass so HARD!

[ApexGTX]

@jonnyboy82996 Yes i know...but it sounds like it. lawl

[studionightbird0]

I remember seeing this on newgrounds...Spilled my soup on the keyboard cuz I had my volume up high xD

[hellbreaker6666]

:guile: i'm going to get into my boat, i'm going to go up river, and i'm going to kick that son of a bitch bysons ass so HARD, and the next byson wanna be is gonna feel it.

[MJGAMER12]

HOOOOOOOOORDE!!!!!!!!

[SkulloDeath88]

god that scream made me jump

[nubbubnub]

im gonna kick that bisons ass so H00000RDDDE

[xIIKayze]

THE NEXT BYSON WANNA BE

IS GONNA BE IT

[cocochocomoo15]

@xIIKayze The next bison wannabe is gonna feel it.*

[xIIKayze]

@cocochocomoo15 THE NEXT BYSON WANNA BE

IS GONNA FEEL IT

[musicmanz15]

I'm going to get into my boat. I'm going to go up rape her...

Hey it's just what I heard.

[xIIKayze]

so HARD

[PS3fan486]

I am going to kick his ass so HARD! oh my god, i know wtf, WATS RONG WIT YOU, is he gay? i dunno. (other people)

[longhair21101]

It made my d*ck hurt...

[redted444]

@longhair21101 me too wtf...

[vancouverGamr]

I'M GOING TO KICK, THAT SON OF A BITCH BISON'S ASS SO HARRRDGH!! THAT THE NEXT BISON WANNABE, IS GONNA FEEL IT.

[Barracuda007]

AHHHHHH!!!!! I HAD HEADPHONES ON YA BASTARD!!!!!

[2darkrider6]

@Barracuda007 So did i. But i replayed tht part over each time i turned volume up by ten :I it does hurt...

so HORDT!