DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO THREE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYSNO, YOU'VE ALREADY STARTED READING THIS SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE OTHER VIDEOS IN 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
I caught her coming out of a room at a famous hotel in Beverly Hills with some dude and that Freshly F***ed Look and an embarrassing smile! Hair all over the place- Fun! ( I've been there:-) She's pretty nice though.
I think the cop was in the wrong..and i cant see any way that his actions could be justified. i dont doubt for a minute that he was probably drunk or high..because you know, -scarcasm- going 90 mph and crashing into another car is somthing everyone does.
that cop, I know that case, it was a video shown in one of my classes last year. Whoever thinks that cop was in the right is completely retarded and has a brown nose
lol! put on the captions! beta. pretty much it tries to keep up with what Phil is saying. He said the cop was going 90 with its sirens on, the system interpreted going 90 with neil simon! lol
there is some serious douchebagery that's been going on for awhile. MAYBE, more importantly tho, i've never seen a vid from u..but this was a great lil piece. keep it up!
P.S. Anyone familiar with the classic Stanford prison guards vis a vis prisoners study knows that authority figures cannot help but grow more corrupt with each day they perceive themselves power holders over other people.
Guards, cops, politicians...Tiger Woods. They're all the same ilk.
So are fake titles and misleading links the only force behind all the views and internet fame you get? Those of you trying to get the same, take notes from this guy.
misleading links and fake titles isn't what makes him popular nor will it make anyone else popular, the fact that he's one of the funniest people on youtube is what makes him famous
+ like half the videos on youtube have misleading titles. and in my opinion the links aren't missleading, i get to see what i want to see.
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i dont know what you are saying because you talk to fast and i don't know english well but i like this music on the start it's preety funny good yob bro!
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What if we insist the cherry lights activate at 66 MPH automatically. If you aren't responding to a call, you really haven't much business driving faster than that, do you?
Well, maybe in Texas and Montana.
What is it about cops that don't want to fire up the flashing lights?
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lol this guy is funny! i know huh most people with these shows suck balls but yea props to this guy. but you ever notice they put shit on the link that lures you in lol i thought i was gunna see carmen
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tylerjl101 2 months ago
I caught her coming out of a room at a famous hotel in Beverly Hills with some dude and that Freshly F***ed Look and an embarrassing smile! Hair all over the place- Fun! ( I've been there:-) She's pretty nice though.
ncfmedia 3 months ago
Ive seen this real video, this dude lost his leg.
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lol warmhearted girl who is searching for a man who would be able to satisfy my needs
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lmao.
chaochiik 11 months ago
I think the cop was in the wrong..and i cant see any way that his actions could be justified. i dont doubt for a minute that he was probably drunk or high..because you know, -scarcasm- going 90 mph and crashing into another car is somthing everyone does.
Darkblooded77 1 year ago
im gonna have to go with you on this some cops do have disregards to the law
Coreofxxx 1 year ago
that cop, I know that case, it was a video shown in one of my classes last year. Whoever thinks that cop was in the right is completely retarded and has a brown nose
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LeathaKoster3703 1 year ago
lol! put on the captions! beta. pretty much it tries to keep up with what Phil is saying. He said the cop was going 90 with its sirens on, the system interpreted going 90 with neil simon! lol
Jorgejackass13 1 year ago
Who knows what that song at the end is??
Kinda makes me wanna dance like an idiot :/
logarixe 1 year ago
Cops get away with murder. We should all be cops and kill each other.
coyote7272 1 year ago 3
lol @ 0:47-0:50 blue light
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kotaro700 1 year ago
sooo if you hate it...why do you keep giving him money by watching his video's...doesnt make sense
jeppyjoh 1 year ago
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KickButtUnggoy 1 year ago
there is some serious douchebagery that's been going on for awhile. MAYBE, more importantly tho, i've never seen a vid from u..but this was a great lil piece. keep it up!
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you are an idiot man get a fucking life
grega282828 1 year ago
2 things, tell that to his tons of subscribers, and why do u watch him if u hate him
Mack911GT 1 year ago
ur rite man, its really stupid for them to do that
nikz200 1 year ago
i love that my computer got stuck on the video of carmen, it was saying, "why the fuck are you trying to turn this off"?
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@HmongMusicUSA hey bitch u shut the fuck up. give a tug at my balls when ur ready to apologise to phil!
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MeredithEdgcomb 1 year ago
lol, true enough
Jordyback 1 year ago
Cops blow. Then they suck. Then they blow again.
They never stop sucking and blowing.
You were too easy on them.
P.S. Anyone familiar with the classic Stanford prison guards vis a vis prisoners study knows that authority figures cannot help but grow more corrupt with each day they perceive themselves power holders over other people.
Guards, cops, politicians...Tiger Woods. They're all the same ilk.
kaneweb 1 year ago
Yay! Only comment in the past two days! I don't know why that's exciting...
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The video was ok. BUT I really hate the farking face of the dude. How the hell can he talk for 3 minutes without s***k*ng his father d?
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maldito , perdedor una ersona que se ridiculise en internet de esta manera no puede ser mas que un retrasado mental
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I hate this loser guy
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The video looked as if the two cops were racing. That road looked like it'd be 50 tops and the video showed the car with the camera doing 72.
red2razor 2 years ago
from 0:01 to 1:51 it sounds like ur the punisher lol i mean hey u do have the black hair lol
ryan803 2 years ago
dammit... Carmen Electra is hot.
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wat?
fatsoblitz 2 years ago
the comments at 3:31 are F...in Funny!!
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in reference to the Penis comment....if it was that big, why not wear it like a fur around your neck? Got it? Flaunt it!!
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You're a tramp and a whore.
eliasvigil 2 years ago
Carmen Electra is more hot than KIm Kardashain.
jakeypoo2008 2 years ago 40
Whats the video at the begining?
Pluntfarb 2 years ago
This guy must be a hardcore fruitcake...
MrNutsack101 2 years ago
id save my house =]
mongroe4 2 years ago
i am very proud that the opening link comes from my country GOD Why Are They So Thick
olionair 2 years ago
then carmen electra!? ehmm i do not think so....
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Arsjonisteman 2 years ago
how would he kick through a cement wall?
benstarsky 2 years ago
with his feet.. xD
Egil8D 2 years ago
fucking disperate....fuck u up.mother fucker.fucking cuck suker
1988Calin 2 years ago
the piece above it slid down crushing his leg
Jerrevdd1989 2 years ago
ouch
zipit101 2 years ago
lol the comment at the end for the previous video is hilarious...
majorballer 2 years ago
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ThebYLOgin 2 years ago
she is so HOT......like wiked HOT like your gf HOT
zackj776 2 years ago
th guys leg went through the wall and his balls landed on the bottom of the crack
Mrp73tyb0y 2 years ago
nah... his shin got crushed haha
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kellmonaco 2 years ago
So are fake titles and misleading links the only force behind all the views and internet fame you get? Those of you trying to get the same, take notes from this guy.
HyperSonic9000 2 years ago
misleading links and fake titles isn't what makes him popular nor will it make anyone else popular, the fact that he's one of the funniest people on youtube is what makes him famous
+ like half the videos on youtube have misleading titles. and in my opinion the links aren't missleading, i get to see what i want to see.
yazoro 2 years ago
You would be wrong lol. :)
HyperSonic9000 2 years ago
LAWL, i was actuually going down to click the link when you said that, and i'm a girl
wrecksaw 2 years ago
lmao i was doing the same thing (except im a guy)
Adhinand 2 years ago
Damn hes good how did he knew i was already clicking :D
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Why would I click on that Phil i'm a girl
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greek yogurt is a lot more tart so you want to sweeten it with something. it's less runny than regular yogurt because they drain off some of the whey.
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knallbirne3000 2 years ago
Shut up he rules
all hail phil
Peisenlau 2 years ago
must see.....sex dance mix woww!!!!
sashaogkim 2 years ago
Hahah your fuckin funny bro
Erickmb37 2 years ago
Why do people make that kind of videos? Who cares!!!
bunnySandra 2 years ago
seriously. shut the hell up. no one wants yo listen to your retarded music, u spammer.
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U are sooooo annoying...
bartt666 2 years ago
The only question is .... Why?
ironsmith100 2 years ago
fuck the police!!!
blink182forevr 2 years ago
about the cop story...maybe it was a suicide attemp, i read a book about a girl who did do that
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japanese123able 2 years ago
this guy looks and sounds like racheal maddow
whatthehellvideos 2 years ago
that was epic, with carmen electra's sex tape. I totally clicked just before he said it! :)
bobanovich93 2 years ago
Pause at 42secs wat a retard
xRible4 2 years ago
i dont know what you are saying because you talk to fast and i don't know english well but i like this music on the start it's preety funny good yob bro!
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Fuck I love your show lol
Lahmy88 2 years ago 2
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psychokiddy1 2 years ago
thats a wooden wall
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chigs908 2 years ago
What if we insist the cherry lights activate at 66 MPH automatically. If you aren't responding to a call, you really haven't much business driving faster than that, do you?
Well, maybe in Texas and Montana.
What is it about cops that don't want to fire up the flashing lights?
Crikey, that's a key perk and they don't use it! What gives?
williamjacobs 2 years ago
about the cop thing
Rage against the machine said it best
thebassman10101 2 years ago
What is the song or "beat" played at the end of the video....by the way, Philip is amazing and cute, if only I could meet him in person. *sigh*
ferretfrenzy141 2 years ago
throwing fire by ronald jenkees, you should check out his channel, he's kind of a big deal... anchorman referance.. lol
tulae101 2 years ago
u son of a whore. everybody should flag u for misleading thumbnail!
stagesix6 2 years ago
and fuck you too. and if that was a joke then forget the fuck you.
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1MpUrO 2 years ago
that's a fake video
beedela 2 years ago
I would fuck her and I am a chick!
lotsachas69 2 years ago
carmen excite ya
gymer15 2 years ago
totally agree with you hacokFG
boomroasted37 2 years ago
2 million views of stupidity. amazing.
motolucien 2 years ago
lmfao 2:36
MStefano 2 years ago
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rustambayli 2 years ago
your a fucking cock!!!!!!!!
gudgey098 2 years ago
i agree
lizardman886 2 years ago
that was cement....?
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Douchebaggery: Dude who rants into a camera which he can't figure out how to put into macro mode.
CSuTuber 2 years ago
he kinda looks like ryan reynolds haha hes sexy
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Whitish 2 years ago
hey this is the only guy on these internet shows that doesnt sound gay and isnt a girl. yeah!!!!!!
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I second that remark !!!!
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id like to have some of carmen electra's tape. yum
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AlexChrysanthopoulos 2 years ago
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hohotata 2 years ago
forget it
zzzippo55 2 years ago
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MissEzandera 2 years ago
dude, carmen was in the porn !!!
lapiaszczyk 2 years ago
lol this guy is funny! i know huh most people with these shows suck balls but yea props to this guy. but you ever notice they put shit on the link that lures you in lol i thought i was gunna see carmen
TestYourMight031 2 years ago
that car crash happened about 20 minutes from me, its pretty crazy, and the cop is really dumb.
cabbagesftw 2 years ago
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lpsp2 2 years ago
that song at the end is so cool. whats it called?
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OneWomanManyGuitars 2 years ago
I wanted to see Carmen, but, yeah it was funny.
fletchmo60 2 years ago
I have that poster of the monkey to :)
Drossem 2 years ago
Jesteś pojebany, twoje filmy to gówno żenada, ścierwo i nie umiesz grać w COD-a
Zenobiusz14 2 years ago
Shit...just another youtuber that wants to put his face on screen...i wanted to see carmen electra not your face
marko89med 2 years ago
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TheWitcherFanboy 2 years ago
lmfao love the beginning song
ZiggyBob2534 2 years ago
this cement wall shit is soo old i saw it 3 yrs ago or so
TaroWalthr 2 years ago
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TaroWalthr 2 years ago
what's the song at the end of this video clip?
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ww3x 2 years ago
warched 3 times till now i didn't get the point of the vidoe ??
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LuisitoMusic 2 years ago
lol that carmen electra vid made my day ahaha
jbealslaxer29 2 years ago
you are a douchebag... quit pushing the label off onto other people, it belongs to you.
turtlesob1 2 years ago
yep douche baggery namely HIM! what a wanker!
CPOSharkey01 2 years ago
maybe you could talk through your nose more.. when i can get past your nose-talking i'll watch the show.
Carsonv1 2 years ago
carmen elektra aint that hot
Gaylunchbox 2 years ago
By the way you said "hey internet" I'm guessing it took you a few takes... ? :P
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