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  • 3:22 fucking tears!

  • his joke about the world teade center LOL

  • can't wait for his new DVD 'The Last Days Of Sodom'

  • Haha I love his silly laugh after the marker pen joke.

  • cut-out dinner party one - "if we're all here, who's looking after Madeline" from his DVD

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  • A lot of these are funny. Here's my reaction to jokes I don't like: not laugh.

  • I'm Richard whitely du du du du duuuuuuuuu. Epic win frankie

  • Click on 6 then 4 for What the fuck is going on? My medication wares of at 3

    or

    Click on 6 then 8 for What the fuck is going on? This writing it says... Katona.

    I don't know why I just think that's funny and interesting.

  • IS SOME FUNKY SHIT!! xDD

  • This is the best "the best of Frankie Boyle" video I've seen.

  • Is it a bird is it a plane what ever it Is its heading for the twin towers. haha whatta legend

  • I love you how can hear Russell Howard's laugh after all Frankie's jokes from 4:43 on

  • ye there is a vegetarian option , you can FUCK OFF!

  • I'd que up for a week to see this guy.

  • My hamster was called Nibbles....

    What does that tell you?

  • FRANKIE BOYLE ROCKS!!!

  • I fucking love Frankie Boyle.

  • Missed his best one! The one where he says in a thick Scottish accent "Vader you look like a big black Dildo!"

  • Here's a good one, 'Unlikely things for a weatherman to say'

    Frankie: This part of the country's going to be hot and wet....because that's where my girlfriend lives, oh yeah, oh yeah!

  • hellooo canterbury, lets make some fucking nooooiiiise!!!!

  • Canterbury make some fucking noooooooise hahahaha

  • I still use the vegetarian line, it never fails to get a few laughs <(^.^<)

  • "Dear Bitch, I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it?!"

  • Proppa funny, but you missed one.

    Darah; "TV shows that never made it to air".

    Franke: "The boy whose arms and arse and head fell off".XD

  • "I want to trace my father....could you suggest a good marker pen" HAHAHAHAHA

  • Ha sooo funny !!!!!!!!!! :D

  • i'm vegetarian, but i f*ing love frankie boyle, so hilarious :D

  • the joker one was EVIL

  • classic, thanks alot for posting :)

    and whats with all the these daily mail reading sense of humourless complainers, dont like it, DONT BLOODY WATCH IT!

  • I didn't appreciate the World Trade Center joke but the rest of it was good :D

  • @StellarShiva Why what was wrong with the world trade centre joke?

  • @EoLoLoIoOoT I dunno, maybe watching it live on tv with people running for their lives and dying had something to do with it? I mean if it doesn't bother you then that's your prerogative. I don't like jokes about it anymore than jokes about the Holocaust.

  • @StellarShiva But its a joke, It doesn't mean anything. There is absolutely nothing that you cant joke about.

  • @StellarShiva fucking chill its just a joke!!!!

  • ...layed enough eggs to take over the galaxy, this writing, it says.. "Katona"...

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  • he is hot hot hot

  • please get worse quality?

  • If we're all here, who's looking after Madeleine???

  • 26 ppl use lidl own brand shampoo

  • BRING BACK FRANKIE BOYLE TO MOCK THE WEEK!!!

  • im called Tom :D the boyle mentioned my name!

  • by the year 2015 the population of the earth will have encreased y 20%.

    how do we find kerry katona and stop her

    lmao

  • People who comment on these videos saying they don't like him is kind of pointless if you don't like him don't watch it you pathetic human being.

  • @Simsplayer5 then dont watch his videos on youtube :)

  • @littlefilmsJN

    I was just looking to see if he ever made any good jokes.

  • everybody really does seem to be called Tom..

  • love boyle bbc messed up on trying to shut him up

    

  • Don I expected more from a so called poet,than just a homophobic mud slinging.Interestingly enough people who do that are normally repressed gay men.So how is it in the cudboard then? You let me down,I was all ready for a witty retort,but instead you ended up using a silly school ground taunt.How very you,how very childish,how very sad.

  • Don , a poet! No more like a vile attention seeking idiot, who's desperate enough to troll YouTube for support. I for one will not be looking at the so called court papers.

  • @Actingskint fag

  • "if everyone in class a is called tom, thomas or tommy and every second boy in class b is called tim, timothy or timmy, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"

    CLASSIC

  • @10400274 best bit LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • "Luke use the force... I've run out of lubricant!" :D

  • "there is a vegatarian option... you can fuck off!"

  • Crikey. That was a bit of an onslaught.

  • MOCK THE WEEK IS SO FUCKING PISH NOW WITHOUT THIS MAN

  • Legend. One of the few comics who is actually funny.

  • His answers to the "rejected exam questions" made me laugh the most!

  • Frankie Boyle should be knighted. Best comedian ever. I cried when he left Mock The Week :,(

  • 24's faces look like scrotums.

  • awk you forgot about my favourite..."we've managed to crack the german's code, turns out they were speaking, in German."

  • This is what you call comic

  • Only two katona jokes?

  • around 3.30 is my favourite bit... its just the way he says it so funny!! :-)

  • I would pay to hear Hitler's speeches said in a little girl's voice.

  • That last joke really did sum up David Dimbleby from question time.

  • Frankie's mind is SO quick!

    He just comes up with funny shit time and time again.

    Now that's what you call effortless TALENT! ;)

  • @hotlips4000isback2 love frankie boyle but they all think off all there jokes before the show starts

  • @hotlips4000isback2 /watch?v=kwUhYP66DQw

  • @hotlips4000isback2 I do agree that he's funny. But Mock The Week is planned, rehearsed and written. Although, he is quite good in his reactions to hecklers.

  • @Inexactchange111

    Yeah, i agree with you to.

    Of course the show is scripted, and i'm sure they do come up with witty jokes before hand.

    But Frankie's mind is quick, during the random stuff which shows how naturally funny he is :)

  • @hotlips4000isback2 you do know they rehearse before they film?

  • @barnsleybornnbred

    Um yeah of course they rehearse!

    Every LIVE/ recorded show is, to prepare/iron out what does/doesn't work.

    They do have material on hand to use on the show, but they also really on there natural ability to come up with of the cuff stuff, as that's how they make a living.

    Its not all pre planned.

  • last one's fuckin hilarious

  • haha clasic vegetarian option you can fuck off

  • hey i know what i'll do i'll type out one joke as a comment from this clip, that will be original

  • "tings you wouldnt hear....."

  • i thought he would of included the joke about darth vader looking like a big black dildo on the sc fi bit

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  • He is so harsh to Kerry Katona!! : )

  • 9 till 5?! 9 till 5?! My medication wears off at 3!!!!!!!

    Best part XD

  • Hate people that comment the joke we HAVE JUST WATCHED!

  • I feckin' love Frankie, bring him back!!!!

  • Congratulations uve past ur test? U have HIV, lmao

  • 5:23 lmao

  • Killer. Alien. Vagina. Best descriptive words ever.

  • congratulation your 18, on a list of 20 people im going to kill! lol 

  • im a vegetairan, and i PISSED MYSELF at the vegetarian one! ps. get frankie boyle back on mock the week!

  • @AMYBABEYYYYY you know the score frankie rocks, the show has not been the same.

  • Kerry Katona jokes are the best :)

  • The last one was very funny. :D

  • "Dear bitch, i have trouble making friends, what are you going to do about it?!'

  • 24 people passed the test, and got HIV.

  • 1:43

    I didn't know Hugh Dennis could shapeshift into Frankie Boyle...

  • 3:55, every time!! :'D :L :L

  • With that dance at 5:07, Frankie ought to go on the Britain's got talent and show them all.

  • Frankie is funny has fuck

  • actually he quit because they kept cuttin out his jokes, he was too good for the show!

  • @bigwill696 True, he also quit because he didn't want to end up a comedian for the rest of his life.

  • @bigwill696 I thought he quit because he had a heart attack

  • Still the one and only good thing to come from scotland is single malt whiskey, Frankie has runout of stupid jokes thats why he quit. lol,

    Describe yourself in 3 words ?

    OVERWEIGHT, LAZY AND CONFUSED

  • I love how the audience took a while to realise and laugh at the spiderman joke lol

  • @X6Productions i still dont get it :L

  • @botom30 Put a spider in a bath, most of the time it can't climb out :L

  • @X6Productions OH :L.

  • 24 people that run Countdown

  • 23 people live in the batcaravan

  • 23 people are cunts

  • the best

  • kerry katona only had 4 kids i think.

    (that mrs.rabbit octomum makes the worst serial breeders seem almost sterile to me)

  • So it seems that Frankie Boyle is the UK's Robin Williams :D Awesome.

  • @LihAniaih Frankie Boyle is A LOT more controversial!

  • the world trade center thing was messed up..

  • HELLO CANTERBURY LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOOOISE!!!! XD

  • That is well cruel. Boyle all the way!!!!

  • this video wouldn't be as good if it didnt have a kerry katona joke :P

  • "Use the force Luke, i have run out of lub" LOL

    only really funny joke in the whole vid though

  • "Things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party"

    Wait a minute, if were all here, who's looking after madaline?

    - Frankie Boyle

  • 23 can take the vegetarian option.

  • @syndawg89 3 weeks later, it's still 23 "ppl" who take the vegie option....... they should just fuck off

  • @syndawg89 23 did try the vegetarian option but they cannot afford it, so thats why kerry katona and her kids shop at iceland. . .

  • 6 ammmm! Welcome to the breakfast showww! Who's up at 6ammmm! My wife's leaving me! My dad didnt get up at 6am and he was a fucking minneerrr!

  • this is really offensive,but briliant

    what's that joker you'l be back? somehow i don't think you'l will be..

    i mean he's making a joke about dead people

  • Random Justin Bieber comment.

  • I'm a vegetarian and I don't find what Frankie Boyle really offensive

  • you're trapped spiderman, trapped in this enormous bath

  • sum myself up in 3 words? well id have to say... killer alien vagina

  • "use the force luke, ive run out of lubricant." i swear down hugh dennis has said the exact same on mock the week as well :o

  • there shouldnt be a dislike button on this video !

  • 20 dislike's? What dull fuck dislikes this!

  • Your husbands been murdered...Frankie for Taggart!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 20 vegetarians can fuck off.......

  • @TheRichardBranson not funny

  • @TheRichardBranson You DO realise that some of the people who liked the video are most likely vegetarians? Try not to be retarded, OK?

  • @12pokechamp Terri Schavo is sexy. ITS A GHOST BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheRichardBranson ........what.........?

  • @12pokechamp What type of ball is it?

  • @TheRichardBranson .....a ghost ball.....?

  • "Quotes something from the vid to seem funny"

  • @DXlukus Lol @ You and 19 other people.

    Obviously haven't got the knowledge to understand any of the quotes he gave!

  • @DqzePeace Me leaving that comment had nothing to do with not being able to understand any of his jokes...

    Lol @ you and... nobody else... for having a go at me when i was clearly joking around. I don't understand what your problem is, but i do understand that you "obviously haven't got the knowledge" to get my joke.

  • congratulations your 18 on a list of 20 people i'm going to KILL

  • Is some funkyy shittt!

  • "Lidl's own brand shampoo...because you're worthless"

  • to show you just how polluted this city is, the javelin is stuck in the sky

  • Frankie you legend!

  • "I Hope Your Not Allergic To Nuts, Cz I Like To Rest Mine On The Table"

  • use the force luke, ive run out of lubricant... :L

    best bit!

  • any1 know where 2 watch his rebecca adlington joke?

  • hello canterbury lets make SOME FUCKING NOISE!!!! LOL

  • Of all the amazing lines Frankie had on MTW, the one at 1.23 is my absolute favourite. So simple but so, so funny.

  • The best bit is his dance!

  • Richard Hammond In Nappies

  • To the Bat Caravan!

  • OK,I DIDN'T TYPE IT RIGHT I GET THE PICTURE

  • i like to rest my nuts on the table

  • 18 people who (accidently) disliked this have wrist spasms!!!

  • ALRIGHT CHANTONBURY,LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!

  • @halo3star0wnag Canterbury*

  • @halo3star0wnag canterbury

  • @halo3star0wnag chantonbury? its canterbury

  • Frankie Boyle is AWESOME

  • cannot get over these two:

    'use the force luke, ive run out of lubricant'

    and 'id like to chase my father, could you suggest a good marker pen' LMAO

  • @xgemmarx it's trace, it wouldn't make sense if it was chase...

  • @SamOwenI typo

  • There is vegetarian option...Fuck Off

  • " a couple of guys stopped me in scotland the other day asking me if am the guy from the preclaimers and for an autograph :D bare jokes frankie

  • I love the one about Anne Robinson, you gotta Love Frankie B, he's the Bomb....!!

  • to the bat caravan

  • i don't understand 'what you'll be back The Joker? somehow i don't think you will be'

    what's this about?! :<

  • @peteclarke17

    Heath Ledger who played the joker in "the dark knight" died and so he cant play the joker again.

  • @TheCrimesknight it was not just any death, it was drug overdose