@EoLoLoIoOoT I dunno, maybe watching it live on tv with people running for their lives and dying had something to do with it? I mean if it doesn't bother you then that's your prerogative. I don't like jokes about it anymore than jokes about the Holocaust.
Don I expected more from a so called poet,than just a homophobic mud slinging.Interestingly enough people who do that are normally repressed gay men.So how is it in the cudboard then? You let me down,I was all ready for a witty retort,but instead you ended up using a silly school ground taunt.How very you,how very childish,how very sad.
Don , a poet! No more like a vile attention seeking idiot, who's desperate enough to troll YouTube for support. I for one will not be looking at the so called court papers.
@hotlips4000isback2 I do agree that he's funny. But Mock The Week is planned, rehearsed and written. Although, he is quite good in his reactions to hecklers.
Every LIVE/ recorded show is, to prepare/iron out what does/doesn't work.
They do have material on hand to use on the show, but they also really on there natural ability to come up with of the cuff stuff, as that's how they make a living.
@DqzePeace Me leaving that comment had nothing to do with not being able to understand any of his jokes...
Lol @ you and... nobody else... for having a go at me when i was clearly joking around. I don't understand what your problem is, but i do understand that you "obviously haven't got the knowledge" to get my joke.
3:22 fucking tears!
Rabsputin 2 days ago
his joke about the world teade center LOL
lufcgradel1 2 days ago
can't wait for his new DVD 'The Last Days Of Sodom'
rainfordlol2 1 week ago
Haha I love his silly laugh after the marker pen joke.
SlappaDeBassMon 3 weeks ago
cut-out dinner party one - "if we're all here, who's looking after Madeline" from his DVD
unholygeneration 3 weeks ago
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"Dya mind if I leave early I've got to pick up the kids... before their parents get there. 0_0"
TerrorToBehold 3 weeks ago
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TerrorToBehold 3 weeks ago
A lot of these are funny. Here's my reaction to jokes I don't like: not laugh.
rtozier2011 4 weeks ago
I'm Richard whitely du du du du duuuuuuuuu. Epic win frankie
rocckyross229 1 month ago
Click on 6 then 4 for What the fuck is going on? My medication wares of at 3
or
Click on 6 then 8 for What the fuck is going on? This writing it says... Katona.
I don't know why I just think that's funny and interesting.
TerrorToBehold 1 month ago
IS SOME FUNKY SHIT!! xDD
tiagandremo 1 month ago
This is the best "the best of Frankie Boyle" video I've seen.
Carlisle412 1 month ago
Is it a bird is it a plane what ever it Is its heading for the twin towers. haha whatta legend
TheCrinkleCutKid 1 month ago
I love you how can hear Russell Howard's laugh after all Frankie's jokes from 4:43 on
ebutuoy1324354657687 1 month ago
ye there is a vegetarian option , you can FUCK OFF!
xixkieranxix 2 months ago
I'd que up for a week to see this guy.
Professor6871 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
My hamster was called Nibbles....
What does that tell you?
xtwilightx163 2 months ago
FRANKIE BOYLE ROCKS!!!
ThePretenderXXUSA 2 months ago
I fucking love Frankie Boyle.
BringMeMyTardis 2 months ago
Missed his best one! The one where he says in a thick Scottish accent "Vader you look like a big black Dildo!"
MrWilabino 2 months ago
Here's a good one, 'Unlikely things for a weatherman to say'
Frankie: This part of the country's going to be hot and wet....because that's where my girlfriend lives, oh yeah, oh yeah!
SAFCDavid09 2 months ago
hellooo canterbury, lets make some fucking nooooiiiise!!!!
liamsheridan18 3 months ago
Canterbury make some fucking noooooooise hahahaha
metiron77 3 months ago
I still use the vegetarian line, it never fails to get a few laughs <(^.^<)
tmacandcheese1 3 months ago
"Dear Bitch, I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it?!"
blondeybaby23 3 months ago
Proppa funny, but you missed one.
Darah; "TV shows that never made it to air".
Franke: "The boy whose arms and arse and head fell off".XD
locastmincer 3 months ago
"I want to trace my father....could you suggest a good marker pen" HAHAHAHAHA
sepsepsep12 3 months ago
Ha sooo funny !!!!!!!!!! :D
sebdean1 3 months ago
i'm vegetarian, but i f*ing love frankie boyle, so hilarious :D
harwichgirl98 4 months ago
the joker one was EVIL
tavi921 4 months ago
classic, thanks alot for posting :)
and whats with all the these daily mail reading sense of humourless complainers, dont like it, DONT BLOODY WATCH IT!
Stavr0s01 4 months ago
I didn't appreciate the World Trade Center joke but the rest of it was good :D
StellarShiva 4 months ago
@StellarShiva Why what was wrong with the world trade centre joke?
EoLoLoIoOoT 3 months ago
@EoLoLoIoOoT I dunno, maybe watching it live on tv with people running for their lives and dying had something to do with it? I mean if it doesn't bother you then that's your prerogative. I don't like jokes about it anymore than jokes about the Holocaust.
StellarShiva 1 month ago
@StellarShiva But its a joke, It doesn't mean anything. There is absolutely nothing that you cant joke about.
EoLoLoIoOoT 1 month ago
@StellarShiva fucking chill its just a joke!!!!
tiagandremo 1 month ago
...layed enough eggs to take over the galaxy, this writing, it says.. "Katona"...
xXMusicxMadnessXx 4 months ago
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xXMusicxMadnessXx 4 months ago
he is hot hot hot
chugster2 4 months ago
please get worse quality?
AngelBiLove 5 months ago
If we're all here, who's looking after Madeleine???
fatbap 5 months ago 5
26 ppl use lidl own brand shampoo
mpooleo 5 months ago
BRING BACK FRANKIE BOYLE TO MOCK THE WEEK!!!
xJamRakix 5 months ago
im called Tom :D the boyle mentioned my name!
tomo9877 5 months ago
by the year 2015 the population of the earth will have encreased y 20%.
how do we find kerry katona and stop her
lmao
UltimateBroadcaster 5 months ago
People who comment on these videos saying they don't like him is kind of pointless if you don't like him don't watch it you pathetic human being.
silvercaparot1 5 months ago 45
This comment has received too many negative votes show
I really dislike him...
Simsplayer5 5 months ago
@Simsplayer5 then dont watch his videos on youtube :)
littlefilmsJN 5 months ago
@littlefilmsJN
I was just looking to see if he ever made any good jokes.
Simsplayer5 4 months ago
everybody really does seem to be called Tom..
psybonchu 5 months ago
love boyle bbc messed up on trying to shut him up
swanzm30 6 months ago
Don I expected more from a so called poet,than just a homophobic mud slinging.Interestingly enough people who do that are normally repressed gay men.So how is it in the cudboard then? You let me down,I was all ready for a witty retort,but instead you ended up using a silly school ground taunt.How very you,how very childish,how very sad.
Actingskint 6 months ago
Don , a poet! No more like a vile attention seeking idiot, who's desperate enough to troll YouTube for support. I for one will not be looking at the so called court papers.
Actingskint 6 months ago
@Actingskint fag
metalfreakenwierdo 6 months ago
"if everyone in class a is called tom, thomas or tommy and every second boy in class b is called tim, timothy or timmy, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
CLASSIC
10400274 6 months ago 2
@10400274 best bit LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
amir123786 5 months ago
"Luke use the force... I've run out of lubricant!" :D
Joeking94 6 months ago 2
"there is a vegatarian option... you can fuck off!"
zeeman512 6 months ago 2
Crikey. That was a bit of an onslaught.
bodnotbod 6 months ago
MOCK THE WEEK IS SO FUCKING PISH NOW WITHOUT THIS MAN
CapitalBhoy78 6 months ago 6
Legend. One of the few comics who is actually funny.
alocohc 7 months ago 3
His answers to the "rejected exam questions" made me laugh the most!
CabLuigi 7 months ago 3
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"Im a barbie girl,in a barbie world-tits are plastic,sons a spastic
he cant comb his hair,he dribble everywhere,its fantastic,what a spastic
c'mon harvey lets go party! #TeamFrankie
Who wants to have a laugh at British justice?
Check out the "official crown court papers" from the court case that lead
to me
being the 1st ever british poet to be given a "5 year rap & poetry ban" (video on my page)
"Donhonki" "First ever crown court BANNED british rap-poet" (2009-2014) #SuperInjunction
donhonki1 7 months ago
Frankie Boyle should be knighted. Best comedian ever. I cried when he left Mock The Week :,(
VialliForever 7 months ago 22
24's faces look like scrotums.
Andy1886Well 7 months ago
awk you forgot about my favourite..."we've managed to crack the german's code, turns out they were speaking, in German."
lovegusher 7 months ago 4
This is what you call comic
LuckStache 7 months ago
Only two katona jokes?
xsingsthesorrow 7 months ago 3
around 3.30 is my favourite bit... its just the way he says it so funny!! :-)
afkj2507 7 months ago
I would pay to hear Hitler's speeches said in a little girl's voice.
pueblos0revolucion 8 months ago
That last joke really did sum up David Dimbleby from question time.
rabarino 8 months ago
Frankie's mind is SO quick!
He just comes up with funny shit time and time again.
Now that's what you call effortless TALENT! ;)
hotlips4000isback2 8 months ago 77
@hotlips4000isback2 love frankie boyle but they all think off all there jokes before the show starts
WeeJohn96 2 months ago 2
@hotlips4000isback2 /watch?v=kwUhYP66DQw
chailizard 2 months ago
@hotlips4000isback2 I do agree that he's funny. But Mock The Week is planned, rehearsed and written. Although, he is quite good in his reactions to hecklers.
Inexactchange111 1 month ago
@Inexactchange111
Yeah, i agree with you to.
Of course the show is scripted, and i'm sure they do come up with witty jokes before hand.
But Frankie's mind is quick, during the random stuff which shows how naturally funny he is :)
hotlips4000isback2 1 month ago
@hotlips4000isback2 you do know they rehearse before they film?
barnsleybornnbred 3 weeks ago
@barnsleybornnbred
Um yeah of course they rehearse!
Every LIVE/ recorded show is, to prepare/iron out what does/doesn't work.
They do have material on hand to use on the show, but they also really on there natural ability to come up with of the cuff stuff, as that's how they make a living.
Its not all pre planned.
hotlips4000isback2 3 weeks ago
last one's fuckin hilarious
NGGillen 8 months ago
haha clasic vegetarian option you can fuck off
1690haribo 8 months ago
hey i know what i'll do i'll type out one joke as a comment from this clip, that will be original
ironbuddha1008 8 months ago
"tings you wouldnt hear....."
brothertwinz 8 months ago
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i thought he would of included the joke about darth vader looking like a big black dildo on the sci fi bit
FFCdomdem 8 months ago
i thought he would of included the joke about darth vader looking like a big black dildo on the sc fi bit
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bigdunk9 8 months ago
He is so harsh to Kerry Katona!! : )
01484641679 8 months ago
9 till 5?! 9 till 5?! My medication wears off at 3!!!!!!!
Best part XD
eclairlumiere1 8 months ago
Hate people that comment the joke we HAVE JUST WATCHED!
shscotland1 8 months ago 2
I feckin' love Frankie, bring him back!!!!
CovKid80 8 months ago 2
Congratulations uve past ur test? U have HIV, lmao
Chg01992 9 months ago
5:23 lmao
finsher2008 9 months ago
Killer. Alien. Vagina. Best descriptive words ever.
vampirechickita 9 months ago
congratulation your 18, on a list of 20 people im going to kill! lol
tigrex12345 9 months ago
im a vegetairan, and i PISSED MYSELF at the vegetarian one! ps. get frankie boyle back on mock the week!
AMYBABEYYYYY 9 months ago
@AMYBABEYYYYY you know the score frankie rocks, the show has not been the same.
uberglocken 8 months ago
Kerry Katona jokes are the best :)
hildegain 9 months ago
The last one was very funny. :D
rizzlesizzledizzle 9 months ago
"Dear bitch, i have trouble making friends, what are you going to do about it?!'
carl478 9 months ago 6
24 people passed the test, and got HIV.
LamaHooligan 10 months ago
1:43
I didn't know Hugh Dennis could shapeshift into Frankie Boyle...
WolfytheWolf5667 10 months ago
3:55, every time!! :'D :L :L
TomIlling 10 months ago
With that dance at 5:07, Frankie ought to go on the Britain's got talent and show them all.
musicalkaratekid 10 months ago
Frankie is funny has fuck
ashwestham 10 months ago
actually he quit because they kept cuttin out his jokes, he was too good for the show!
bigwill696 10 months ago 4
@bigwill696 True, he also quit because he didn't want to end up a comedian for the rest of his life.
thedScpd 10 months ago
@bigwill696 I thought he quit because he had a heart attack
friendofsgran 9 months ago
Still the one and only good thing to come from scotland is single malt whiskey, Frankie has runout of stupid jokes thats why he quit. lol,
Describe yourself in 3 words ?
OVERWEIGHT, LAZY AND CONFUSED
Ashley4117 10 months ago
I love how the audience took a while to realise and laugh at the spiderman joke lol
X6Productions 10 months ago 3
@X6Productions i still dont get it :L
botom30 10 months ago
@botom30 Put a spider in a bath, most of the time it can't climb out :L
X6Productions 10 months ago
@X6Productions OH :L.
botom30 10 months ago
24 people that run Countdown
and551 10 months ago
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zteff1ss 11 months ago
23 people live in the batcaravan
geemachine666 11 months ago
23 people are cunts
CapitalBhoy78 11 months ago 2
the best
man12345mn 11 months ago
kerry katona only had 4 kids i think.
(that mrs.rabbit octomum makes the worst serial breeders seem almost sterile to me)
shcnoozlebop 11 months ago
So it seems that Frankie Boyle is the UK's Robin Williams :D Awesome.
LihAniaih 1 year ago
@LihAniaih Frankie Boyle is A LOT more controversial!
andyrfc92 11 months ago
the world trade center thing was messed up..
igottehgoodstuffz 1 year ago
HELLO CANTERBURY LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOOOISE!!!! XD
BeccaHeartsRainbows 1 year ago 11
That is well cruel. Boyle all the way!!!!
sundaypiglet 1 year ago
this video wouldn't be as good if it didnt have a kerry katona joke :P
zagragjaj1 1 year ago
"Use the force Luke, i have run out of lub" LOL
only really funny joke in the whole vid though
cococub7 1 year ago
"Things that would change the atmosphere at a dinner party"
Wait a minute, if were all here, who's looking after madaline?
- Frankie Boyle
JMBfullmusic 1 year ago 7
23 can take the vegetarian option.
syndawg89 1 year ago 257
@syndawg89 3 weeks later, it's still 23 "ppl" who take the vegie option....... they should just fuck off
LiMaoTang 1 year ago
@syndawg89 23 did try the vegetarian option but they cannot afford it, so thats why kerry katona and her kids shop at iceland. . .
uberglocken 1 year ago
6 ammmm! Welcome to the breakfast showww! Who's up at 6ammmm! My wife's leaving me! My dad didnt get up at 6am and he was a fucking minneerrr!
JMBfullmusic 1 year ago
this is really offensive,but briliant
what's that joker you'l be back? somehow i don't think you'l will be..
i mean he's making a joke about dead people
Pingopin3 1 year ago
Random Justin Bieber comment.
xtremejc 1 year ago 4
I'm a vegetarian and I don't find what Frankie Boyle really offensive
Kaynas1988 1 year ago 8
you're trapped spiderman, trapped in this enormous bath
RCESpurz 1 year ago 6
sum myself up in 3 words? well id have to say... killer alien vagina
burnzyboy15 1 year ago 3
"use the force luke, ive run out of lubricant." i swear down hugh dennis has said the exact same on mock the week as well :o
Joeblob2 1 year ago
there shouldnt be a dislike button on this video !
AzzM123 1 year ago 3
20 dislike's? What dull fuck dislikes this!
MrCianbrennan 1 year ago 3
Your husbands been murdered...Frankie for Taggart!!!!!!!!!!!
Doire1992 1 year ago
20 vegetarians can fuck off.......
TheRichardBranson 1 year ago
@TheRichardBranson not funny
cormack007 1 year ago
@TheRichardBranson You DO realise that some of the people who liked the video are most likely vegetarians? Try not to be retarded, OK?
12pokechamp 1 year ago 6
@12pokechamp Terri Schavo is sexy. ITS A GHOST BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRichardBranson 1 year ago
@TheRichardBranson ........what.........?
12pokechamp 1 year ago
@12pokechamp What type of ball is it?
TheRichardBranson 1 year ago
@TheRichardBranson .....a ghost ball.....?
12pokechamp 1 year ago
"Quotes something from the vid to seem funny"
DXlukus 1 year ago 253
@DXlukus Lol @ You and 19 other people.
Obviously haven't got the knowledge to understand any of the quotes he gave!
DqzePeace 1 year ago
@DqzePeace Me leaving that comment had nothing to do with not being able to understand any of his jokes...
Lol @ you and... nobody else... for having a go at me when i was clearly joking around. I don't understand what your problem is, but i do understand that you "obviously haven't got the knowledge" to get my joke.
DXlukus 1 year ago
congratulations your 18 on a list of 20 people i'm going to KILL
superkaioken1 1 year ago 5
Is some funkyy shittt!
TheDanaay 1 year ago 4
"Lidl's own brand shampoo...because you're worthless"
ADEMruinedmylife909 1 year ago 6
to show you just how polluted this city is, the javelin is stuck in the sky
numb19029 1 year ago
Frankie you legend!
CharlieCharlington 1 year ago
"I Hope Your Not Allergic To Nuts, Cz I Like To Rest Mine On The Table"
CHEMICAL06 1 year ago 4
use the force luke, ive run out of lubricant... :L
best bit!
Uncaught123 1 year ago
any1 know where 2 watch his rebecca adlington joke?
alanloudon 1 year ago
hello canterbury lets make SOME FUCKING NOISE!!!! LOL
Chelsearule4ever 1 year ago 4
Of all the amazing lines Frankie had on MTW, the one at 1.23 is my absolute favourite. So simple but so, so funny.
ohmyfucksie 1 year ago
The best bit is his dance!
sbds1 1 year ago
Richard Hammond In Nappies
WhatsOccuringTV 1 year ago
To the Bat Caravan!
MrHappySlapable 1 year ago
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Frankie Boyle has the Balls to say Anything... what a Legend
oliverjames34 1 year ago
OK,I DIDN'T TYPE IT RIGHT I GET THE PICTURE
halo3star0wnag 1 year ago
i like to rest my nuts on the table
kayn31 1 year ago
18 people who (accidently) disliked this have wrist spasms!!!
ElNinoLalibre 1 year ago 5
ALRIGHT CHANTONBURY,LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!
halo3star0wnag 1 year ago
@halo3star0wnag Canterbury*
RichyG2007 1 year ago 2
@halo3star0wnag canterbury
rai7861 1 year ago
@halo3star0wnag chantonbury? its canterbury
s4pphi 1 year ago
Frankie Boyle is AWESOME
laidbakboy88 1 year ago 3
cannot get over these two:
'use the force luke, ive run out of lubricant'
and 'id like to chase my father, could you suggest a good marker pen' LMAO
xgemmarx 1 year ago
@xgemmarx it's trace, it wouldn't make sense if it was chase...
SamOwenI 1 year ago
@SamOwenI typo
xgemmarx 1 year ago
There is vegetarian option...Fuck Off
VampirePrinc3 1 year ago 3
" a couple of guys stopped me in scotland the other day asking me if am the guy from the preclaimers and for an autograph :D bare jokes frankie
notoriousKANE 1 year ago
I love the one about Anne Robinson, you gotta Love Frankie B, he's the Bomb....!!
EdgyXD 1 year ago
to the bat caravan
raz243 1 year ago
i don't understand 'what you'll be back The Joker? somehow i don't think you will be'
what's this about?! :<
peteclarke17 1 year ago
@peteclarke17
Heath Ledger who played the joker in "the dark knight" died and so he cant play the joker again.
TheCrimesknight 1 year ago 3
@TheCrimesknight it was not just any death, it was drug overdose
SamOwenI 1 year ago