Hobo Sammich Tutorial

[TheVids212]

Hahahaha

[reaperman2010]

Start from anywhere in the video, then press 7.

[mattboy1152]

How many times a week do you have to clean your kitchen from doing your videos?

[101pinkmelons]

You are a culinary genius!! *O*

[LbLpSd]

2:10 hes having Vietnam flash backs (sorry if my spelling is shit)

[christmas2akittykat]

@xxFragxClanxx after he said I just so happen to have some jelly beans right here he said I love breaking into this house

[xxFragxClanxx]

Is hes a hobo how does he have a house?

[Ijuhaley]

LMAO AT THE END HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

[SaveTheHorsesInc]

0:44 Salem witch trials

[bridgitteISawesome]

imagine the mess!!!

[ajeter2629]

Don't jelly beans have gelatin...?

[tornado77881]

SOUP AHAAA! xD <3

[SierraNieman]

hit the 8 key O.O

[XTheDesertSongX]

Not a "rich" hobo xD

[1ch3atd3ath]

0:43

You gotta watch out for them invisible Bees man.

[brickarmsheersoldier]

Lego piece at 2:01

[SuperGamecube64]

But...hobo's don't have kitchens O-o

[TheTestsubject20]

poor neighbours :(

[iForeverSing]

...Or you could just unscrew the lid on the peanut butter...? LOL

[slimonecharlee1212]

im on that weard part of youtube again

[lovemeifyouwant7]

Um... Some Advice On Hobo's... Everything Your NOT.!our ThWorst Fake Hobo Ever I Mean Come On.! Rich People Make Better Hobo's Than You.!

[Peoplepopo]

im just saying...dose greg think he's funny by acting like a crazy dumb idiot??

[cookiemonster071992]

@Peoplepopo yes , yes he does , and so do i

[WraithWanderer]

@Peoplepopo I find it hilarious too

[pipexelmejor]

@Peoplepopo DUH!?

[Peoplepopo]

@pipexelmejor Ummm.....that kinda made no sensce...

[ashwee135799]

HAHA am i this bored xD

[12345jzb]

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[FantasticMrFox212]

i would give al the money i own to the person who tells me where to get this song . problem is , i dont know anybody here so...... someone just be a kind soul and tell me

[lilkracker663]

BA-BING!!!!!

[TharTassakahn]

YAAAAY!

[heylookitsniko]

what song is that at the end that hes dancing 2

[PurpleNinjaCJ]

Um at 2:00 when he dumps out the jellybeans a blue lego brick comes out...

[renburg33]

idk why, but Hobo Steve reminds me of my grandma...

[oOTaylorDanielleOo]

2:47 (: haha gross! love it tho!

[SweetHeart4563]

SQUEEEEZE IT

SQUEEEEEZE

[gobletfire8108]

dumb ass

[dcheyne1977]

more Hobo Steve videos plz :)

[WolfHowlsSongs]

I died at the end.... from laughter, or weirdness.....

[H3llrider92]

I was happily eating french fries while watching this video... Now I don't wanna eat anymore :/

[hibooferris2324]

I have a very light stomach my whole life and i find it ver ard to eat,drink or just watch most of his videos but i still love hiim

[TaylaKrone]

the hole time i was thinking, "thats wat she said"

[XkatXtheXfallen]

and this is how I will foreve imagen a hobo making a sandwitch! thank you you took something sad and make it happy think you!!! your changing the world! how you ask? because by making one person happy and the go on to make another happy and so till on day someone makes someone thats about to kill their self happy so you just saved a life!!! way to go!!! so if you stop making videos someone down the lind may die think about that when you think you have something better to do!!! :)

[AvPowPowPow]

u look like young santa

[CodysFilmAddiction]

0:08 made me literally die laughing.

[Vampyremuffin]

2:01 Lego in the jelly beans :o

[spyderbrd]

Did anyone else see that there were LEGO blocks mixed with the jelly beans!?

[Dirtspawn064]

MAKE SOUP!! :D

[LegendarySpartan117]

0:32 it's leo of that 70's show

[yoshimoriXtokine]

@LegendarySpartan117 hahahahahahahaha lmfao

[TheLonkaKids]

onision, arent you vegan?

there's gelatine in jellybeans... = slaughter residues from pigs

DURRP?

[JennyPennyTV]

@TheLonkaKids

Jelly bellys are made without gelatine,

[NANOBUNSXD]

@MIKEROKAH123

He broke into that house

[RDRprokiller]

i think hes gunna need some milk

[MIKEROKAH123]

Ur not a rich hobo but u have a huse? o_o

[oJUDAYALo]

still waiting on the HOBO SOUP tutorial!!! :D

[FugitiveSp00n]

i bet your wondering what the next ingredient is, and its jelly beans, huh duh...

[MrBahhh31]

man i bet sky was PISSED.

[butterball97]

that right there, thats dedication

[ControversialSubject]

"...And I just so happen to have jellybeans right here! Hurr hurr, awesome, right? I love breakin' into people's houses.."

x]

[BreAnna5392]

*I Love Chocolate Milk*

*Skull shattering bang/crack*

**my giggle:)*

[DominiqueDiablo777]

Hobo steve is my favorite!!

[Eyebelieve24]

685 people are hobos

[Puzzlekittynikki]

I like chocolate milk!

[DustinTheGoth]

I tried this. but with rich people tools.

[biddybee87]

i used to have an imaginary friend named steve the hobo yeaya!

[xboxliveShadow144450]

i like chocolate milk!! im drinking it rightt now!!  what about hobo pasta?

[WolfStorms44]

aand yur probly' wondering what the next ingredient is, well its jelly beans haha DUH!

[Luxinsanity]

I wonder if he actually ate that afterwards..

[babababa92]

MOAR hobo Steve!

[GBHuGzz]

i really was looking forward to the hobo soup

[ichigojello]

this is seriously one of my favorite onision vids

[jessiekingofcool]

Is that a lego block under his hand at 1:58?

[RogerEstradaTV]

when is the soup episode comming out?

[OhhhhCanada]

when are you going to teach us to make soup!!

[MrsZombieMortality]

well first you gotta grab it real firm like and AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH!!!!

LMFAO

[TheAlphess]

I think hobo steve lost his guy :( If you don't know what im talking about go to the time 2:13

[NinjaMoose234]

Some peanut BUTTER-BAM!

[fookayou2]

i miss this Onision ):

[sethboy66]

im just posting this to see if i can reply to my own comment! lol

[sethboy66]

@sethboy66 shut up idiot

[sethboy66]

@sethboy66 no you shut you can't spell.

[sethboy66]

@sethboy66 well your mom is a whore!!! >:(

[SabrinaCeeCee]

Okay first of all, why was there a price of blue Lego with the jelly beans?

Second of all, why is there a hobo in a house?

[Tenchigo100]

how do you afford all this shit!!!!!

[GiggiliGaiX3]

It's so deep...it tells us about the deepening depression of our economy! It's brilliant!

[TheJmschultz]

It is obvious Hobo Steve was a doctor, that's why he was pushing down and screaming *CLEAR*

[trunks2412]

My friend Robert Yamin made a hobo sammich. He impersonated the guy in the vid so well. He made me eat it with him. I was scary...

[HighLitedHelios]

Fucking Fuck theres a lego in the jelly beans at 2:01

[LolitaLexi]

Is that a lego in the jelly beans?

[XShokeWaveKillerX]

But i do have my god given tools called my hobo mitts XD

[pantherbaby787]

Anyone else notice that they're legos mixed with the jelly beans?

[JLLproductions]

did you actually fall at 3:20? :O

[lilkracker663]

its jelly beans huhu DUH hahahaha

[linkinpg8rl]

686 people want hobos to starve

[linkinpg8rl]

he has pretty eyes!! :O

[ilovegymnastics436]

Steve, you wasted the sammich! Do you know how many hobos there are starving out there?! Oh wait.....

[Honestinwilkesbarre]

Hobo Steven seems to be confused as to what a hobo was (or is).

He seems to think hobos and bums are the same thing, they're not.

He isn't portraying a hobo here, this is more like a schizophrenic bum.

Hobos are generally well adjusted and intelligent, they choose the hobo lifestyle.

[Honestinwilkesbarre]

@Honestinwilkesbarre

Also, hobos don't break into peoples homes. Again, that would be a bum.

[linkinpg8rl]

@Honestinwilkesbarre actually no hobos are people who jump from train to trains and not all of them choose their life style

[Honestinwilkesbarre]

@linkinpg8rl Those who didn't choose the life, weren't hobo's. Hobo's had a code of behavior, a unique and sophisticated communication system and a semi-organized social structure. Not everyone who covertly traveled by train where hobos, some were simply run-a-ways, bums, mentally ill or criminals.

The character portrayed in this video falls into the bum/mentally ill category, NOT hobo.

[zageroth5]

greg i love your videos they tickle me inside to see ur hillarious face=)

[RemorsefulFuyuTora]

haha jelly beans and peanut butter... that's gunna bound u up so bad! XD

[SecksIsLove]

"Haha. I love breaking into this house" LOLOLOLLOL

[Archie4]

I did this as a demonstration speech in class. I got an A+.

[alkers100]

why is there lego in the jely beans?

[ratman1015]

i made a sammich like that it was goooooood



[codyluva143]

that...looks...DELICIOUS!!!!!

[TheDorkx]

"SQUEEZE IT! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEZE! GO IN! GO IN! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[asia8892]

LMAO why was the word peanut so big XD

[LucasCAPS]

@asia8892 and wrong!

[dualityOFtwins]

this remindes me of that part in the cat in the hat where hes making the cupcakes lol

[TheAdjectiveman]

anyone else notice the legos in the jelly beans?

[xXKittyTreatsXx]

looks tasty..

[Sh1tBiscuit]

Hobo steve reminds me of a hobo i met who said his name was Merlin (yes like the wizard), he did a lot of drugs and ended up in CA when he lived in a state on the opposite side of the country. He said he had two children, one was named Mary Jane, and the others name was Nugget. He had also said that he could do a really good Gir impression, but when asked to do it he proceeded to scream the word "Taco" in his own voice at the top of his lungs.

[imllawliet7040]

@Sh1tBiscuit this made me cry a little lol

[elitezombieslayer129]

Why does the bread look like tuna?

[xXBunnehChanXx]

I've been opening my cans and jars wrong this whole time... :I

[AlchemistNeon]

lmfao I absolutely can not stop watching this

Hey I like food!

Oh really? I like food too. Do you like food?

AAAHAHHHHHAJKADZBGVKDJN BLKLAAKJGA

[andylennon18]

I couldn't stop laughing hahaha, to my favourites :)

[WhenZombiesTakeOver]

1:47 "awesome right, I love breaking into peoples houses" XD

[wtfuxable]

hobo steve taught me how to save my sandiwch.

[MedusasLover168]

The ingredients reminded me of the weird girl from The Breakfast Club lol

[BVBfan4life97]

haha have fun cleaning that up lol

[dani222fuklqo]

@BVBfan4life97 nice username :) bvb fuckin' rocks!

[reaperman2010]

Wow, not only does Hobo Steve teach us how to MAKE the sammich, he teaches us the Hobo way of EATING it! XD

[yasmineandbeccaxx]

why does the peanut butter remind me of 2 girls 1 cup? O_O

[zzistotallylovinit]

lazy stoner: I wonder how long they had to clean that up.

[zzistotallylovinit]

hobo: so much food... wasted.

[zzistotallylovinit]

He's more like a lazy stoner than a hobo.

[drzazga92]

that scares me allot

[JoyGarratt]

Your neighbors must love you. :)

[Tayler1352]

Hobo Steve, he sees things we can't..... 0:45 - 0:56 lol

[animeluver347]

=( When are we gonna see him make SOUP?!!

[Rambo1andHoly458]

I want to see him make some SOUP!

[TheJmschultz]

What went wrong with you hobo Steve

[Traxxem]

thats like 20$ of jelly beans x.x

[Traxxem]

do your neighbors ever freak out at you? BAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

[THECODFREAK99]

CLEAR! CLEAR! CLEAR! CLEAR! CLEAAAR!!! ........AHHHHHHHHH!!!

[HITTHEROAD19]

I was fapping before i watched this vid

[Firefairystar]

Wow, have fun cleaning that up, XDD

[IPandaFace]

OMG there are MULTIPLE lego pieces in the jelly bean pile!

[Luna22Sol]

i love onision but this is a little weird

[anferneerodriguez]

was it uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh or uuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhh :D

[billiemikeantre217]

Random Hobo Freakout Syndrome is a growing problem in America.

[dpgiaca97]

PLEASE do more of this character Oni'.

[azzonfu]

you so forgot to melt the jelly beans first, just so it blends well with the peanut butter. just the way my momma taught me.

[1ch3atd3ath]

Those Invisible ninjas are horrible! D: Be careful hobo steve.

[1ch3atd3ath]

ROFL!



[loveisntrealanymore]

.....was there a lego in the pile of jelly beans<.< .....XD

[SuperSandwichx]

3:12 :D ILOVE CHOCOLATE MILK

[awshop1995]

he reminds me of chris haslam

[sken17]

my GAWD i freaking love this video lmao

[greyfox451]

he looks like one of the cavemen from the geico advertisements lol SO EASY A HOBO CAN DO IT XD

[PhunnyFilmz]

thumbs up if you tried this

[jenniferfeliciano66]

I have an Onision playlist. I have 140 videos there

[EastCoastPeace3]

lmao YEAA SQUEEZE IT!

[Reminescie]

Crap...I've been opening peanut butter the wrong way for 13 years D:

[splobson]

@1:48 - @1:50 I love breaking into peoples houses. LOL

[BlendyPensXD]

At 2:00 there's a light blue Lego under his hand. xD That's supposed to be a Jelly Bean?!

[halfwit3]

@BlendyPensXD

there is also a green and a cream colored lego LOL...

[isoperuna2]

OMG that looks like charles manson, that jacket and beard etc.

[MorbidPanda69]

Hahahaha I got some jelly beans right here, I love breaking into peoples houses.. :P

[Gazuntiteable]

0:09 = Rape faice :D

[azcourage]

DUDE you NEED to do more videos with your hobo character. make the soup tutorial!

[antonsdefrancua]

I didn't like this video, because I don't like how people are playing with food.

But Onision is the best, other video is great.

[ButcherGod]

I gotta ask... did he used to be a doctor or some form or medical assistance? cause that resuscitation seemed to bring back some harsh memories.

[k2monstar]

so tks for making fun of hobos most are unimployed douches who dont look for jobs but there are thouse who cant get a job, and your basically saying there not only the most unlucky homless people but there retarted too.

[foxclans]

Hobos cant afford kitchens?

[ZOMGxxGIRxx]

@foxclans

DIDN'T YOU HEAR HE BROKE INTO A HOUSE :)

@ZOMGxxGIRxx Nope didnt hear that.